>chinny the chin's henchmen fiddle doo and fiddle dee got into a scuffle with gruff mcbadguy after his employer vladimir von vodka sent him out to take down the mysterious mister moogle. The tension was building like a fart bubble in my swamp-ass.This is EVERY fucking line of dialogue in this game and just because it's supposed to be satirical and campy doesn't excuse it from being boring as shit. Not only that but FUCK you if you're going to tell me the gameplay is good. It's a peice of shit archaic tps that's not even designed well. The entire game is clearing rooms and getting ambushed. Clearing rooms sucks because the dive sucks and your guy is in the middle of the fucking screen and you can't peak. Getting ambushed fucking sucks because you get one shotted and go back 10 minutes and no I will not use quicksaves because I wasn't paid to design the game for them.To be honest I really try to enjoy games and I especially enjoy older games, but after playing this I just see people who like it as completely nostalgia blinded and a bit insane. I'm realizing that the only people who even like it are people who have played it back in the day.
>>736346784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoddXdZxFkI
>>736346784>but after playing thisSo you waited since 2001 to say all this?
>>736346784This game was trash even back in the day. Don't even get started on the shitty nightmare sequences.
>>736346784Great game. But meant to be played on PC. I have it on PS2 like an asshole.
>>chinny the chin's henchmen fiddle doo and fiddle dee got into a scuffle with gruff mcbadguy after his employer vladimir von vodka sent him out to take down the mysterious mister moogle. The tension was building like a fart bubble in my swamp-ass.kek i laughed pretty hard at thisstill really enjoy mp1, its strangely captivating to me. I dont think the gameplay is that bad either, sometimes its very trial and error for sure and the later levels are actually dogshit.
>>736346784I thought I disliked it but when I played with the adaptive difficulty remover to actually keep the game difficulty steady instead of spiking and dropping I enjoyed it a lot more.
>dive sucksyou're supposed to strafe with slowmo. and dive is good unless you're running above 60fps which turns dive into floor slide.
>>736346784>and you can't peakzoom zoom
