Would you pick higher critical hit chance or more damage on critical hits?
>>736352212Isn't this the shrimp that punches with the power of the sun or some Pokemon shit like that?
>>736352212you open excel and math it out
>>736352212>Unarmed Fallout 2 build.webmCrits already ignore armor, so getting more of them is the way to go.You get some diminishing returns but you often can't get there anyway.
>>736352212Split the difference.
>>736352315redditore capeshit
>>736352212Depends on whether the higher crit chance hits 100% or not.
>>736352392Ze Frank is traditional youtube. You are a faggot
Why are they like this?
>>736352315Correct
>>736352523>infinite food hack
>>736352523 When all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail.
>>736352315It's more like a .22..itll hurt.
>>736352523It's kinda cruel
>>736352523>that shrimp that gets punched, tries to swim away and then just fucking dies a couple seconds later
>>736352212i would kill that little shit so fast
>>736352523>here, nigga, have my arm. we good?
>>736352523if course its some white fucking devil putting the crab in posting animal torture pron
>>736352315>>736352212>guys, look at this 2010 reddit animal anyone and their mother has heard about. arent i cool?
>>736352212This is AI slop by the way
>>736352952It would chop off your finger in the process.
>>736353001t. crab
>>736353001I thought that was pistol shrimp?
>>736352212with better weapons i use the former
>>736352212>6 legged crabSo many mantis shrimp videos out there and you post actual AIslop
>>736352315Mantis shrimp punches at ~55 mphthe fastest human punch recorded is 45 mph for referenceYou could throw a fucking rock at a crab and do more damage than a mantis shrimpPeople are only impressed because it makes cavitation bubbles and then the bubbles collapse and produce light. But you can do the same thing by shaking some water in a vacuum tube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWbCC6f_k1c&t=522s It's really not that impressive in the grand scheme of things. They always say dumb shit like HITS WITH THE FORCE OF THE GUN, but you can look up a ton of videos on mantis shrimps actually hitting crabs, and it takes them like 6 or 7 punches to actually even crack a crab's shell open.
>>736353016i would kill you too weak pussy bitch
RULES OF NATURE
>posting underwater gore is ok>posting on ground gore is bannable
>>736352212>redditcore AI slop
>>736352212>critical hits are RNGcritical hit chance>critical hits are conditionalcritical hit damage
>>736353141What am I looking at?
>>736353162New age of the internet is grimWorst part is 90% are people arent educated enough to notice the difference
>>736352212Why is AI so fucking bad at every thing then tits.
>>736353205AI, It's all AI, every video is AI, there's isn't a single thing here that isn't AI
>>736352994It's chinks or japs though, like most animal cruelty videos you brown subhuman.
reminder that these animal fight videos are entertainment for third worlders
just make /van/ - video game animals
>>736353354>NOOOO NOT LE HECKING FISHERINOGet real you retard
>>736353228> educated enough to notice the differenceHow come? Were they missing during the AI spotting classes?
>>736353102>>736353162>>736353228>>736353269>>736353294Fuck off
>>736353526you're brown
>>736353502More like biology class
>>736353354Its not a fight its a feeding.
>>736353354Sometime animals have less than socially acceptable food sources. You know some cats need to be fed birds?
>>736353526GOOD MORNING
>>736353820House cats are actually an ecological nightmare for local wildlife they're not native to. House cats kill roughly 3 billion birds a year.
>>736352212The mantis shrimp literally creates a mini supernova with its punches.
>>736353820I just give mine kibble. Why the fuck are you giving yours birds.
>>736353113
>>736352212Without the base damage numbers to compare, you're forced to go with the latter.
>>736353354Well then it looks like I'm brown today, and so are the Romans.
Anyone else reading Children of Strife by Adrian Tchaicovsky?These shrimp are the "protangonists"
>>736353113>you can look up a ton of videos on mantis shrimps actually hitting crabs, and it takes them like 6 or 7 punches to actually even crack a crab's shell open.But in the OP, Mantis cracked the crab with one punch.
>Even certain animals are "reddit" nowYou people spend way too much time online
>>736354649OP video is generated slopDid the shrimp making the crab explode with just its mind not give it away?
>>736354126Savannah cats are huge and very cute and friendly but eat large adult birds because they’re essentially small leopards.
>>736352523this lil nigga thinks he so cool but all i have to do is just a few drops of bleach in his water and he fucking dies, ha!
Octopus eat these things. but I eat octopus, does that mean i've technically consumed mantis shrimp farts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVSTnwwri5M
>>736352523Why do the crabs rip off their arm? Is it a similar idea to lizards dropping their tail?
>>736352523fucking based crab taking off it's own arm and using it as a weapon
>>736353354Insects, reptiles, amphibians and fish, don't feel pain.
>>736353001I never heard of it and I started posting here in 2008
>>736355058Yup. Crab can regrow any part of their body after molting.
>>736352212fuck
>>736355267Huh. Didn't know that. Pretty cool.
>>736355058
>>736352523how come the kani always loses? this is sad
>>736352212>this kills the crab
>>736354745>Did the shrimp making the crab explode with just its mind not give it away?no, but i did.
>>736355247neither do you under anesthesia, except thats what they want you to believe, in reality you feel everything, you just instantly forget about it and never remember
>>736355058>>736355267if it's damaged it's no longer functioning to capture food and is just infection vector + predator atractor, they rip it out so a new one can grow in it's place and be used for capturing/holding food again
>>736353113>The shrimp that can break your fucking hands and needs reinforced glass bowls to live in and sees like a gorillion color combinations is not impressive bro
>>736352212poor crabshit thread
>>736353113You are mixing up mantis and pistol shrimps you uneducated fuck.
>>736352523Love this little but absolutely scary fucker like you wouldn't believe. Holy shit, look at all that damage delivered in a single and extremely quick strike, pretty sure he's hitting damage caps.
>>736352523what a fucking asshole
Mantis shrimps are clown coded
>>736355267>>736355575Why can’t we extract the genes that let it regrow limbs so humans can do the same thing?
>>736352523>>736353085I thought crabs were supposed to be peak performanceWhy are they all losing to the LGBT shrimp?
Crabbros...
>>736354776Servals are not housecats.
>>736354745The biggest giveaway besides the crab not having enough legs is how the shrimp punches. It winds up and throws its body forward like a human would, and flaps its fins like an asshat
>>736355749pesky ethics holding us back, we'd be flying in space without spacesuits and having 30 inch cocks if hitler didn't give bad rep to eugenics
>>736355751shrimp has armor piercing. They don't even need to aim at the weak point of massive damage.Think you could only win if you attacked at long range, or managed to evade the strikes somehow. Getting hit means it's fuckign over.
>>736355751Crabs are a outdated prehistoric defense meta that now gets beat by the new zoomer offense meta
>>736355826Anything is a house cat if you're rich enough
One Punch Shrimp needs it's own show
>>736352994animal torture videos are made almost exclusively by the chinese and south americans
Technically the crab is much stronger than the shrimp
Crabs = 4chanLgbtshrimp = reddit
>>736355749our cells are more specialized. Find a way to make human body produce stem cell even in adulthood? OY GEYVALT! THIS GOYIM IS A THREAT TO BILLION DOLLAR MEDICAL INDUSTRY
>>736355058Partially "eat this and fuck off" and partially a means to ensure it doesn't deform while regrowing. Best to get rid of the damaged, non-functional part now and just grow a whole new one without that shit in the way.
>>736352315>>736352531>>736353001>>736353113This is a mantis shrimp, you're thinking of a pistol shrimp.
>>736355951It's just the difference between "strong" as in "sturdy" and "hitting very hard".Crab is arguably more balanced though, it can hit hard enough, just not that hard.
>>736355994What the fuck does that do?
>>736353113>It's not that impressiveA tiny bug 10 times smaller than you that can punch harder the strongest human punch ever isn't impressive?
>>736355751Mantis shrimp fire AT rounds. They do not care what you're made of, they will break it. They're entirely capable of smashing clam shells to bits.
>>736355749MammalGODs are too big for easy replacement parts. Elephants can die if they trip btw
>>736356040bungulates you
>>736353526stop posting misinfo garbage when real videos exist
>>736356040it shoots pressurized air bubbles
>>736355751Crabs are just genetic dead ends that circularly evolve and deevolve tails, but aren't weak enough that they die before they can propagate.
>>736355994What kind of fucking Megaman level selective pressure bullshit environment favors evolving a fucking armcannon
>>736355391That's just how it is.
Mr Krabs you're looking all sweaty again
>>736352212>no knockback>six legged crab>blurry shell>wrong body movement>hollow crabfake and gay
>Crabs are just genetic dead ends that circu-ACK
>>736352994Feeding a sea bug other sea bugs is harmless. Frying dogs in a wok is evil.
>>736352212I ate mantis shrimp sushi last week.
>Game has unique death animations
>>736356040jorks it
>>736355247Neither do mammals (except humans) because they have no souls
>>736355518Actually “YOU” die under anesthesia and the guy who wakes up thinks he’s you and has all your memories.
>>736356296Why did he do it?
>>736352994Animals eat other animals to survive
>>736356324Redheads feel pain though
>>736355826Thats a savannah not a serval
>>736355751>if humans are so great how come they die when I drop them into a open pit with a Lion?
>>736353205A pistol shrimp and a mantis shrimp parrying eachother
>>736356382But recording/posting videos of it for entertainment is demented.
>>736356332>Doppelganger but they're 100% like you
>>736356332happens every morning, no biggie
>>736352212functionally identical stats
>>736355247this is bizarre cope
>>736356521>functionally identical statsIt really depends on how damage mitigation works on the target. If either flat reduction or a percent reduction.
>>736353294A-am I... AI?
>>736353820In many places it’s legal to shoot stray/feral cats if they’re on your property due to the ecological damage that the do
