>I want to feel your skin on mine
Only if you wear this picture of Daro'Xen over your face, Tali.
>>736354556Pov you're a BATARIAN
why wasnt tali a romance in me1
>>736354737That's a quarian bro
>>736354980Are you zoomzooms really not able to understand what pov means?
>>736355198POV: You're drinking a Coke.
There are human supremacist organizations abducting young nubile quarian women on their pilgrimages and sexual disciplining them to be obedient towards human men.
>>736355830>The human supremacist organizations are 90% quarian women
>>736355830>human menHuman women*
>>736354935She's only like 18 in the first game bro.
>>736354556>ass so powerful it had to nerfed in second game
>>736357176The man making these models have a penis.
>>736354935The devs thought players wouldn't want it, same with Garrus.
>>736357663>the man has a penisI would hope so
>>736357663most men do
>>736357663>see tali>immediately lunges at the nearest dick possible/v/ trying to not be gay for a second (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)
>>736357176why is every femshep so fugly
>>736357798>>736357871The joke is they're a tranny retard.>>736358019It's not, it's noticing the fucking tranny porn that constantly is spammed and calling it out. It's annoying as fuck.
>>736358191anon sees lesbian porn, loses his marbles. Many such cases
>>736358191Nothing wrong with a chick with a dick.
>>736358740i wasnt aware there were other kinds
>>736354556>>736354980>>736355930I know little of this game but does humanity havea really good reputation with quarians?All I know of Mass Effect is that humans have a reputation as problem solvers for alien species because of scorch war and guerilla warfare tactics.
>>736354556Then she finds out how stupidly ticklish she is having someone touch her for the first time.
>>736358909The Flotilla never got around to entering Alliance controlled space until the Reaper War, so official stance on them with humanity is non-existent.
>>736358909Humans are new to galactic politics. They're generally regarded with suspicion, but other races respect them for their drive. They have issues with Turians due to the first contact war, but they're fully at peace with them. People just carry old grudges.They never saw the Quarians get nearly wiped out by the geth they unleashed on the galaxy, so they don't have that prejudice that other races have. That allows Quarians the ability to deal with humans more easily than others.On top of that, Qussy, male or female, is the best in the galaxy.
>>736358909>does humanity havea really good reputation with quarians?Quarians are gypsies that travel in a single fuckhuge fleet that either strips or blackmails with the threat of stripping whatever system they're in for resources. No one has good reputation with them and in ME1 a big plotpoint is how human colonies are being attacked by Geth, a sentient AI Quarians created and lost control over. I don't know how many human systems were shaked down by suitrats directly but it's fair to say there's no love between them>All I know of Mass Effect is that humans have a reputation as problem solvers for alien species because of scorch war and guerilla warfare tacticsThey don't. Humans have a reputation of being cocky upstarts that are becoming too big too quickly, like how they gained a council seat, a spectre and are granted the rights to colonize shitton of systems while every other race has begged for at least one of those three for the past several hundred years and got jack shit. It's not until 3 when saving Earth becomes galaxywide priority for reasons the writers forgot to mention
>>736358909The have no relationship whatsoever, people just meme it because Tali canonically has a human fetish
>>736359109Humans are hesitantly respected because of their ability to come to a decision and do something quickly (and back it up with ability). Most other races are lacking in tactics/strategy or mettle. Even if someone doesn't particularly like humans, they recognize that aiding them will likely result in benefits, and making enemies with them is dangerous.
If the turian and quarian in that bar in ME2 are being truthful, then humans have a notoriety among all alien races for seduction and they openly brag to other humans about the strangest alien race they fucked.
>>736358191anon you're obviously so gay that you're lunging at transexual dicks instead of men dicks. that's like double gay. please keep your fetishes to the gay thread. Tali doesn't have a dick in her.
>>736354556>shppard, i want your pozzed loadSick dirty slut
>>736359109>Humans have a reputation of being cocky upstarts that are becoming too big too quicklyjealous Space Elves...
>>736358740>biggest capcom shill in the world has a 2 inch raisin dick >also got aids from porn
thinking about humans
I'm not crying, YOU ARE!>>736354935>>736357235She 22 in the first game. I also like that her and Garrus aren't romancable in the first game, it makes their romances progression feel more natural.
>>736358326it was so weird that the ai-copilot suddenly had titsmassive numbers of coomers at bioware it seems
>>736361973>no proof of the AIDS thing>fag is going to post the vague shit about ChristianI'd suckle Suzi all day.
>>736358909If you destroy the geth, you pretty much guarantee the Quarians will be a client race for mankind because it's unlikely anyone else will tolerate them at all and they won't have their new best buddies the geth to help them.
>>736364624>hello sirs i am retarded Why did you even bother saying this?
>>736364641>it's unlikely anyone else will tolerate them at allCan pretty much say the same for the Asari and Salarians when it comes out that the blueberries were hoarding Prothean tech and refusing to take action, and the Dalatrass actively chooses to abandon the other races if Krogan get cured.Post-Reaper war galaxy likely sees Turians and Humans on top, and if the Quarians are humanity's buddies then they're in good hands regardless of what anyone else thinks.
>>736364784>posts no proofLike I said. The rumor about Christian being HIV positive started when he switched to trannies, making him radioactive to a lot of females. There's no evidence of him ever testing positive, and he's still active.
>>736354556Why were they so stingy with showing females of the (non-single sex) alien species other than Quarians?There should have been one female of every species for you to romance.
>>736364973One of the few things about Andromeda that's good is how you get an even distribution of males and females for all the ayys.
>>736364267Is that in human years, or quarian years?
>>736358740Wow Anthony tapped that?
>>736364857Yes but the two soft council races will always have each other, any kind of backhanded stupid soft power shit that they've done they will not only forgive, but even endorse. The turians should most likely turn on them though.
>>736365279I’m pretty sure that humans, quarians and turians all have a similar lifespan (possibly drell too) which is why there’s no “lifespan talk” like there is with asari, krogan and salarians.
>>736365426I find it hard to believe, as Suzi could pull much better dicks than Anthony.
>>736365515They could be the same overall duration, I mean more along the lines that a quarian year might only be around 200 Earth days. Though I suppose that would also be instantly hand-waved away by saying that the universal translators already converted it for you.
>>736359109>they gained a council seat, a spectre and are granted the rights to colonize shitton of systems while every other race has begged for at least one of those three for the past several hundred years and got jack shitThis is really fascinating.
>>736364912>and he's still active.PrEP is a thing, and he runs his owns sites. The man has absolutely no standards whatsoever and is the absolute pinnacle of sex addiction. The likelihood of him being HIV+ is far, far greater than the opposite.
>>736370280But there's no real evidence. It's like Tommy Hilfiger/Lauryn Hill where you can show someone evidence to the contrary and they're like>well, it probably happened behind closed doors
so it's pretty much a given that the Council were looking for an excuse to oust the Batarians and their conflict with the humans gave them the perfect one, right
>>736354556>>736364096That's Garrus' wife you're posting
>>736370681That's Dr. Michel.
>>736370772she wishes
>>736370491>But there's no real evidence.No, but I think it's a reasonable assumption given his lifestyle. As for Suzi having gay nigga death syndrome, who knows. What's for damn sure is he definitely didn't want baldy's dick in his ass.
Shepard, I heard you're siding with Reapers, to abduct women
