https://imgur.com/a/17KoWuv
>>736356995>doesn't realize it's one of the Stephen Colbert nuLoTR trilogy set
Fake and gay.
In modern year if something cool exists then it's guaranteed a gay version will be made of it.That's just how it be.
>>736357048>>736357115https://deadline.com/2025/05/elden-ring-alex-garland-warfare-kit-connor-the-dish-1236412868/An Elder Ring movie is really coming, it’s not a set for Lord of the Rings
>>736357048nigger you can see the statue of Marika right there, it's obviously a church
>>736356995>ruined templethere go my last hopes of this being a movie about the shattering and instead it'll just be a retelling of the game
>>736356995This is an exact replica of the ingame ruined church model, it's probably just some schmuck superimposing it on an image.
>>736357405if it's a series there might be a chance of it being something else, but if it's a movie it's most likely some kind of retelling so audience can point at the screen and say "i know that thing from the game!"
alex garland has a pretty good track record. might be worth watching.
>>736357405>expecting hollywood to be original
>>736357654>the feminist jew has a good track recordno
>>736357923your reddit opinion has been noted
fuck the movie industryits trying to ruin vidya
>>736358082Are you a bot? Reddit loves feminism and pseud movies.I've watched his movies so shut the fuck up.
>>736357654>alex garland has a pretty good track record
>>736358270>Reddit loves feminism and pseud movies.i wouldnt know because i dont go there. but thanks for confirming you do.
>>736357923how is annihilation feminist when all the women are incompetent and fucking die?
>>736358352What kind of cope is this? You also have the context of his other movies, if you still were in doubt.>>736358339But you know that I belong on reddit for thinking Garland is a jew and a feminist?Apparently your bot can't into logic.
Why would they build a movie set outside in the rain.
>>736356995>Making a movie for a shit game like ERNo one asked for this
>>736358450>But you know that I belong on redditoh yeah
>>736358509you know tarps exist...right?
How do you even make a souls based movie?
>>736356995Why is something burned turned into genuine cattle feed considered an achievement?
>>736357654Annihilation is retarded dogshit
where are Marika's tits?
>>736358714filtered
>>736358513So you're an actual retard with no logical skills then.
>>736357654As someone who read the books, I want to punch the director then slap everyone else who thought it was good.
so we are going to watch a jackass rolling for 2 hours?
>>736358861>The zone makes no sense>The militaries actions make no sense>The bear scene makes no sense>The "what if shes actually niggerman" ending twist is retarded unless you are 12Genuinely the most reddit movie I have ever seen, its an actual retards idea of a smart movie
>>736359910If there isn't a lot of rolling in the movie I'll be disappointed.
I don't like all the effort and money put into movie slop when they could be making games instead.
>>736359964this isn't how this works,the game company isn't paying for the movie,they're leasing the IP for money to a movie company for money and/or a cut of the profits
>>736357654No he doesn't. He makes boring, tepid dogwater for lefty movie critics to pretend to like. I watched civil war with my 80IQ redneck stepdad and he got so angry after it ended that he tried to get a refund at the theater. He was absolutely right to do so; the movie was marketed as an action flick to retards like him, when in reality it was boring dogshit about journalists. That's incredibly Jewish and evil.
>>736360323>I watched civil war with my 80IQ redneck stepdad and he got so angry after it ended that he tried to get a refund at the theater. He was absolutely right to do so; the movie was marketed as an action flick to retards like him, when in reality it was boring dogshit about journalists. That's incredibly Jewish and evil.I don't know why but this made me laugh.
>>736359719first two thirds were alright. the ending can go fuck itself the moment the movie posters showed a dome around area x though you should've known.
>>736358270Reddit hates Jews. You revealed yourself by compulsively adding that bit.
>>736356995>Could have gotten a Dark Souls or Demon's Souls movie>We get the god awful lore and world of fucking Elden Ring instead
>>736361487No, reddit hates Israel because they think they're evil white supremacist colonizers that oppress minorities. They don't hate jews because of what jews did to the West.Get your facts straight.
>>736359910This would at least be funny, so no.
>>736359938>I don't understand it therefore it makes no senseno wonder you're obsessed with reddit
>>736361710I'm not a fulltime reddit expert like you but it doesn't seem like that the few times I had to go look at that site.
I'm curious how garland is going to turn Elden Ring into "Men bad"
>>736358614like wall-E
>>736362159well technically Marika is a theybie, so unless they blame everything on radagon "men bad" isn't gonna happen
>>736362159It'll be all Radagon's fault instead of Marika's fault.
>>736362560Garland hasn't made one single film in the last 10 years that wasn't "Men Bad", so either the greater will or the fingers will be revealed as A MAN, or they pin it on Radagon
>>736361879I've never been on reddit in my life. Reddit is just the left, and I know the left.
>>736356995This looks like the first spot you meet Ranni
>>736356995>did i just die... and come back? what in... tarnation? i guess that just happened, huh.
>>736357279but that doesn't mean this is from it
>>736357405>be a retelling of the gameWhy does it have to be that? You can't think of ANY possible story to be told in the game setting other than the game's one?
>>736357405>>736357837They'd have to ask Miyazaki or GRRM what actually happened before the Shattering but they have no idea, either.
>>736359964Who's "they"?
>>736357406>>736356995Vidjyer
>>736359938How so?
>>736363312The voices in his head.
>>736362671I would ask how Civil War was supposedly that, but I imagine you're just going to invent imaginary grievance shit about a film you've never seen.
Sam Hyde is right about Dark Souls lore
>all loreyoutubers are going to get BTFO because their theories are all going to be destroyed by a worse but canon story
One thing Garland absolutely has a handle on is a dense atmosphere. He's a mixed bag writing wise but all his directed films so far, and his show DEVS have great aesthetics, sound design, and musical scores (albeit usually synth based, Elden Ring presumably wouldn't be), so I expect it to nail the dark fantasy look and feel. If it's just a straightforward, contained story set in the world and doesn't try to adapt the whole game it could be an enjoyable time.
Idk why that game is so popular. 60% of the time you are literally just walking or beating up weak enemies. It's so boring.
>>736356995They're filming but we've heard absolutely nothing about preproduction, not even a screenwriter or casting?
>>736363512I doubt that the film is going to have anything substantial to say about the lore or plot. It is most likely just going to focus on imagery.
>>736363338>covering her titsdropped
>>736363430100%
>>736363635holy shit dude get his cock out of your mouth
>>736356995if it's Garland, then Sonoya Mizuno will most certainly be in it somewhere, she seems like a good luck charm for him, would Cailee Spaeny or Stephen McKinley Henderson fit in there? Both were in Devs and Civil War. Or Cosmo Jarvis who was in Warfare.
>>736363772I praised one aspect of his films, the aesthetics, why are you having a meltdown?
>>736363939Cailee as Ranni and Sonoya as Malenia, ezpz
>>736357048>>736363243do the retard triple down thing KEK
>>736363772Men had an underbaked dud of a screenplay, but it looked fantastic. I don't see what's incorrect there.
>>736362731You already outed yourself as a reddit raider, it's too late to go back on it. Try again next thread.
>>736363939>Sonoya MizunoI could see her being one of the finger reading hags
it will be woke jewish dogshit
>elden ring>movieI shan't watch
>>736363338moar
Who’s gonna play as Miquella?
>>736365254hunter schafer
>>736363635I'm just gotta say it, I don't like his digital camera look in his recent movies. Take Annihilation for example. People love to point out this >>736357654 as good visuals from him, but all the other scenes in the movie looked godawful.
>>736363405Not him.Isn't the protagonist literally a woman reporter who knows best? I've also heard about the redneck/trumptard propaganda.You aren't fooling anyone, I've seen at least two movies by Garland, I know what he does.
>>736365254Hunter Schafer
>>736365449>Isn't theIf you haven't seen it, then fuck off.
>>736359910GODSKIN DUO
>>736356995Hollywood needs to fuck off with their garbage adaptations.Movies are an inferior artform to videogames and anime.
I sort of expected an Elden Ring movie to be set in the Golden Age, before the shattering, but looking at these it seems it's in the same period as the game.Is it really going to be about John Tarnished becoming Elden Lord?
how are they gonna deal with the fact that most characters are 12-15 feet tall?
>>736365168>all that wooden crap to roll through
>>736363939>Cailee Spaeny played a young boy genius in Devs, meant to be evoking Peter Pan>Wasn't entirely convincing and couldn't hide it was a young woman>Unintentional result was absolute tomboy kino
>>736365254(you)
>>736365528kek I knew I was right.
>>736365449>who knows bestWhat does this even mean? She's an experienced cynical war photographer, yes she knows how to take photos of conflict areas, and reluctantly takes a young photographer under her wing. I don't see how that means she "knows best". She actually has a severe breakdown over the course of the film and her nerves fail her by the climax. As for "politics", there's almost zero specifics of any of the conflict given in the film, just scant ambiguous references, it's mainly a road trip through the affected countryside and splintered communities. It's more of a series of small vignettes, barring the ending that features some larger scale combat in DC.
>>736361879>here's why your behavior is just like redditors'>wrong>actually, i don't use reddit so i wouldn't know, also you are redditbizarre posting pattern
>piece of art in [medium] was good>we should disjointedly adapt it to [other medium] for no reason whatsoeverfuck off already, this never works>but what aboutno
>>736365902Here comes the cope...I don't think you realize what constitutes propaganda anymore. Most people can't.I've heard about the movie, I mean about the plot, about specific scenes. Don't ask me about them, I don't remember because it's not important. What I do remember is that they were bad, which is all I need to remember.I have seen Garland movies and they were 100% propaganda.Even fine art can be propaganda, not that it's Garland's case, he's more in your face.
>>736365254her
>>736366182>Here comes the cope...Bro, I've seen the movie, you haven't. Why are you trying to tell me what did and didn't happen?
>elden ringHow the hell would you even make this into a movie? Dark Souls MAYBE, DS1 has a simple enough storyline that it would be feasible to turn it into one of those dumb game movies.
dwayne "the rock" johnson to play patches
>>736357654He has a good track record when he isn't writing. When he writes, it almost always comes with these faggoty "men bad. Woman stronq" overtones that make me want to gouge my eyes out. That being said, the other anon nailed it when he said Garland has a talent for atmosphere when it comes to directing. His films all drip with it, even the shittier ones. He makes great use of attention to detail, backgrounds, and lighting to sell an environment or mood, which might just be perfect for an ER movie. That being said, anyone who expects this to be anything above a 6/10 is delusional.
nobody asked for this shit fucking americans
>>736365661The era before the shattering was never thought through very well by anyone, so a story set in that era would basically have to invent everything.
>>7363662501. Most people are not honest.2. Most people do not understand things.3. Bias.If we are going to pretend Garland isn't a subversive jew I'm not gonna play along.
>>736366182>I haven't seen it, but like, I heard something, but I don't remember what it is, but like...uh...it was bad?stirring insight
>>736366270I don't see the problem.How is Elden Ring any more difficult to adapt than DS1?All Fromsoft games have the exact same issues when trying to adapt them - they're empty worlds populated by monsters and any movies would need to add stuff to make it work as a movie, with characters for who the viewer cares about.Adding stuff will make fanbodys who obsess over lore mad.
>>736366453Are you going to actually discuss the film or not? You're just blabbering vaguely about nothing. I'm talking about actual specifics for the characters and plot.
>>736366736They should have cast that girl as Ellie for TLOU.
>>736356995>>736357654>>736363338>>736365168It's AIslop retards
>>736367024.t can't distinguish AI
>>736367024Nah.
>>736367024No it isn't.
>>736366736I don't care about that movie. This is a thread about Elden Ring and we're talking about how Garland makes propaganda.
>>736365930Give it up, you're busted, but you're also anonymous, so no one will know next thread. Unlike your home on reddit there's no persistent accounts here.
>>736367308>I don't care about that movieThen why did you respond to a post about the movie and attempt to vaguely talk about it at all? You asked a question, got an answer, and then got mad and started rambling about "cope".
>>736356995>tainted champ digging through his service of fish n chips propah>sky rat comes pilferin his meal>tarnished lad bonks him on the side of his feathered head with his +25 club>the boys snag him away for misconduct and carrying a weapon without a permitwho's up to filming them picture now with no lead actor around?
>>736367582I didn't do any of those things, what I did was say that the movie is propaganda.This isn't an Alex Garland wanking thread.
>>736367308>I didn't watch any of his movies, but I just KNOW he's a propagandist!
>>736367582I already explained why I can't talk about the specifics, because I forgot them, since they're not important for my life.>>736367690I explicitely said I watched his movies...
>>736367684You haven't seen the film.
>>736367675don't like em hornsent, not racist, just don't like em
>>736363658I don't get why Super Mario Bros is so popular. 90% of the time you're either walking or hoping on weak enemies.
>>736367308>complaining about a movie you didn't watchhave you at least watched some movie by director you're complaining aboutor is this all vibes?
>>736367743And I'm proud of it.>>736367865I already talked about this twice.
>>736356995>FromSoft is not releasing a game for another 10 yearsGaming is dying and you're laughing, /v/.
>>736363184>THIS SUMMER
>>736368147>CHRIS PRATT
>>736367742>I can't talk about the specifics, because I forgot them,No, it's because you haven't seen the film. I can talk about specifics, because I've seen it. Your idea of a specific was "uh...the protagonist...knows best, or something?", which doesn't even mean anything. I don't understand what the point of trying to talk about a film you haven't seen.
>>736368063Duskbloods and FMC
>>736368440>multiplayerI sleep.
>>736368351If that were the case you could learn nothing from books or teachers.
>>736364023I'll allow it
>>736368612>nothing from booksIn this example you wouldn't have read the book at all.
Looks like some old random ruins that they have all over England. Like pic related
>>736368712I don't mean novels.Hearing what people say about a movie is like reading a geography school book.
>>736368440>Half-baked DLC released for Nintendo console>Unannounced nothing burgerwell done
>>736357139Counterpoint: One Piece LA
>>736366314>"men bad. Woman stronq"Pretty good match for Elden Ring then?
How can you make a movie about a game with no story or characters?Is it just going to be Chris Pratt smacking CGI giants in the ankles with a nerf bat for 2 hours
>>736369008Anon you did hear someone say something about the film in this very thread and your response was to claim it was "cope" and ignore it.
>>736369168Have you actually played Elden Ring?
>GarlandThe film should sound fucking amazing then, even if it fails at anything else. Civil War with a cinema speaker system was a trip.
>>736369321he's right though, you would probably have some actual story explaining the prologue, but after that, the story is just the MC being a murderhobo
>>736369168>anon is baffled by the idea of a film with less emphasis on plothave you only ever watched summer blockbusters or something
>>736369168isekai like monster hunter movie
>>736369428So? Action and visuals can carry a fantasy film just fine, you don't need a John le Carre plot.
