Happy Easter anon!You still collecting those anime girls on your phone? Hahaha
>>736358624Hey uncle Todd. They let you out of prison after touching that many little girls?
I miss family dinners.
>>736358802At least he isn’t a virgin
>>736359015Neither was my sister after that
>>736358624S-Shut up!I don't even want to be here, I'm just hungry!
>>736358624>unloads ar-15 at them
>>736358624>*pulls out a 24oz Steel Reserve and shotguns it*>nah, I collect anthro women now
>>736358624Even Glasses McDork Face is laughing at me....I'm going back to my room
>>736358624Easter is tomorrow you fucking retards
>another holiday season during which I'll be mocked and ridiculed and forced to spent time with people that hate meholidays were invented by the jews solely to break young men's spirits, prove me wrong
>>736360146I like spending time with my family, even if I don't have a lot to talk about with them
*farts**leaves thread*
what’s the smell is someone cooking eggs
>>736360146if they hated you they wouldnt invite you
>>736358887No family dinner since 2017 and will never happen again.
>>736362050Why
>>736362339They died in the holly
>>736362339Inheritance war.
>>736361258keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
>>736361258>NPCs would never do something out of pure "tradition", especially if they hated itRight...
>>736358624>right now I’m more interested in pokemon
>>736358624>you gotta job yet?can we make this question a societal taboo like asking how much money you make is?
>>736362339They caught me peeping on my little sister while she was showering
>>736359072No wonder why Todd never molested you as a child.
>>736358624>Hahaha! Nah, between my promotion and the baby on the way I don't have much time for hobbies anymore. You guys weren't waiting on us too long, were you? Hey, someone has to scooch and make room for another chair, Diane just had to use the restroom real quick. Mom, this casserole looks fantastic!
>>736362769Naw you ask this instead> why don't you hook me up where you're working?They will completely shut up about that question
>>736363163Let’s all hope “Diana” didn’t cook a dog for us>entire room erupts in laughter
>>736362769I'm sure we're only a year or two from learning that this question is offensively ableist or whitecoded or some such.
>>736358802Jealous?
>>736363163>>736363309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igP__33r0sQ
>>736358624why the fuck do they all have small plates with butter on it?
I don't even get invited anymore. It's over isn't it?
>anon can you set some plates?>don’t want to look autistic scanning the room for a head count>don’t want to guess and grab too few plates>know that no matter how I do it, someone will point it out>t-that’s okay, anon, don’t worry about it>spend the rest of dinner in a corner in shame because family thinks I’m a retard
>>736358624Yes.
>>736362798trinity killer...
>>736364106>don’t want to look autistic scanning the room for a head count>don’t want to guess and grab too few platesWhat the fuck anon, do the fucking headcount. How the fuck is that even autistic you fucking autist?
>>736363163>>736358624>walks in>throws two grenades on the floor
>>736364302>everyone do the dinosaur
>>736364302you forgot to pull the pins and now everyone is laughing at you.
>>736364302>Aura so low no one notices until it goes off
>>736363237lol is this neet cope?id chuckle and tell you that youre not qualified
>>736364283because everyone’s waiting on my slow ass to get the plates and I don’t want to take too long, and if I just grab more plates than I need I look like a dumbass when I have to walk back to the kitchen again to return the extra plates
>>736364283even standing straight autistic btwalways hunch, and don't be quiet - if nothing else keep making a low pitched humming sound with your mouthno having both eyes fully open or closed at the same time, that's straight up retarded behavior, similar to walking through a door one foot at a time
>>736364302
>>736364489And you can't survive that?
>>736364489>if I just grab more plates than I need I look like a dumbassIdiot, it's better to have a pile of unused plates since if there's desert, people can just grab another plate instead of using their dirty dish.
>>736364489exactlythey're timing you probablyso when you come back, try asking "what's the time, chief?!" and then laugh a bit, maybe even wink at grandma. It'll be cool
>>736364489Don't listen to the others, they were testing you. If you failed they would have made fun of you for the rest of your life. It's not all in your head, it's exactly as you imagine.
>>736364489the actual key to not coming across as an autist is to stop caring.
I'm bringing my commodore 64 over to play a bunch of games with my 6 year old cousins and plant the seed within them and I'm about to graduate soon so I'll finally be able to get a job and move out and hermetically seal myself away for 20, 30, maybe 40 years :).Anyone else >introvert debt here?
>>736363706for me it's:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ztqb00NZI
>>736364531is that guy from Legion ? what movie
>>736364527If you're trying to pretend to be a tard, just wear stretchable waistband shorts and a shirt and pace around one of the rooms a lot while humming loudly to yourself and blast Friday Night Funking music into your ear at max volume.
>>736364782>what movieThe Guest (2014)
>>736362769the youth are working hard to make j*b a slur. I suggest we encourage them
>>736364106You are truly autistic, I just ask how many people we are today and it's suddenly a team effort to count everyone
>In three days he will rise again>Its only two dayswtf
>>736364692Wrong. Normies care deeply and the very autistic do not care at all (see chris chan). But a normie will care about stuff like body smell, dressing nice, having a nice haircut, looking buff, looking wealthy, being charismatic, being assertive or recessive when needed, to make the casserolle taste better than Aunt Carol’s etc etc - stuff the autistic do not care about at all
>>736364868>anime picture>autistic behaviorchecks out
>>736364692it would be easy if everyone didn’t call me out for every minor thing I did while calling me pedantic and autistic for noticing their quirksOr shit on any attempt I make to break the ice>hey, is this In the Mood? I like this song!>yeah whatever, everyone knows it
>>736359072>getting cucked by your uncle
>>736364531WTF Pewdiepie? I thought you loved being a family man?
>>736364902Only because they're unconscious due to the panic attack they just had because someone asked them to contribute to reality in a group setting.
>>736362798How did they know? Were they all in there peeping as well?
>>736364868>ask how many people we are>while everyone is engaged in different conversations with each other>no one hears you so you just stand there awkwardly>people get annoyed because you’re interrupting to get them to help you do something they assigned you to dowhat now?
>>736358624Where's the hot cousin that used to be so nice but now avoids me like the plague?
You must confuse me with that red headed faggot there on the right.
>>736365091>see anon stare at ajar bathroom doorHmmmm. I wonder what this means.
>>736365097Get all the plates out of the cabinet and put them on the counter and grab a plate only for myself and wait patiently at the table :)
>can't play vidya because im chained to the stove cooking like every single holiday family dinner for the last 15 years be nice if my siblings could cook for once
>>736365159So, yes?
>>736362798Why would you peep at her when you have guests over?
>>7363652231000 percent. Throw the whole family into the ocean. Perverts.
>>736364531not even a /k/ fag but that explosion effect ruined my day
not having autism seems uncommon nowadays
>>736364610KekMy cousin always cooks some weird meat, but tells me it's beef. Then after I eat it, she then tells me what it really was... Last year was bison. My wife was not happyI'm going to kill my cousin one day
>>736365309>throw grenade>c4 goes offProblem?
>>736358624At every family get-together my grandma asks me if I'm still a virgin and how by age 16, her and my grandpa had already fucked hundreds of times. She asks me this everytime and will do it infront of my whole family. It never gets any less embarrassing.
I wish I had a big familyBoth my grandmothers died young, one before I was born, the other when I was like 11 years old and she's the only one I was remotely close with. Never really knew either of my grandfather but neither gave a flying fuck about me anyway, neither did dad. It's always just been me, my siblings and my mom, but I think we have had like 2 family dinners in the past year. I think we're all growing tired of each otherthank you for reading my blog
>>736365373it doesn't even look like an explosion, it looks like they shot garbage and exhaust smoke through a cannon (which is exactly what they did)
>>736365369ive done this with beef tounge before and ive only gotten 1 performative gagging reaction from my brothers exEveryone else was fine with it since its pretty easy to hide it compared to other offalsBased cousin
what the fuck do you talk about with people that unironically still watch tv in 2026>hooo that day time talk show>urgh that add again>have you watched the neeeews?am i crazy for not watching tv? its just so much worse than the internet i thought no one would still watch
>>736365375Why in the fuck didn't you just lie?
>>736365375This is so strange to hear as a 33 year old virgin. I literally never get asked if I have a girlfriend or if I plan to get married. I must be really ugly if they don't even bother asking
>>736365375Bro. One of my uncles was giving me a hard time once and my dad looked at him and said STFU. Never happened again. I can't imagine having a parent that didn't stick up for you.
>>736365375>Time's changed you decrepit old cunt shut the fuck up
You lads seriously have troubles with family gatherings? I'm a 30yo virgin and I simply answer "don't know" when asked "when are you getting a gf?" and continue to eat and chime in the conversation here and there - since I do have a stable job and income, have hobbies, can talk about life stuff, etc.Like, seriously, what's the deal? If nothing else, you can comment on the food or drinks you are having. Compliment whoever made the food and thank them.
>>736365375If your not joking tell that boomer cunt to fuck off or youll put her in a nursing home in the ghetto.
>>736365375All my aunts are super excited to play matchmaker by trying to hook me up with nth-degree of separation relatives of theirs that are fresh into college living in their home country. I'm not really interested in making anchor babies and I'm a cunnyfag, so I just politely decline.
>>736365768>why didn’t you just entertain the normie’s humiliation ritual?anon I know this is hard for you to understand, but his grandma doesn’t actually care. Her aim was just to humiliate him and make him feel like shit, and they will have their way no matter what.If you lie they just keep asking more questions and bringing it up until you crack, not even the most harmless lies are safe from vindictive people like that.The only winning move is not to play
>>736365375>if I'm still a virgin and how by age 16Say "yeah, uhm hm"then what? what's she gonna say? literally, what's the worse that could happen?
>>736365917Sometimes you got to stand up for yourself. in my experience whenever i did that i usually ended up in fights.
>>736366015The vast majority of my cousins aren't married so nobody cares anymore. And since several of my aunts and uncles are divorced they are very understanding of nobody getting married either.
>>736366067>trying to hook me up with nth-degree of separation relatives of theirs that are fresh into college living in their home country. Lmao, is that a real thing? Now im starting to believe omar married her brother
>>736366369Getting married to a US citizen is a super quick and easy way to legally immigrate to the US. You still need to pass the citizenship test and all that, but for a green card it's pretty much a guaranteed ticket.
>>736358624Both my parents are immigrants so I thankfully never had to go through these big, awkward family gatherings as an adult, and I only rarely see any extended family if they happen to be visiting at the same time as me.I'm sure my parents are also disappointed and sad over me becoming a recluse, but at least they understand since they've been there the whole time. And they have some autistic tendencies too, so I can just blame it on that.
>>736365794I once read a post that said if people jokingly ask you if you have a girlfriend at work or elsewhere, they don’t mean any harmIf you looked really awful at first glance, no one would ask you that, why would they?
>>736358624this guy looks like he doesn't belong there
>>736364421And would it be remotely true? Or just true in the sense that any listing for it wants to pretend the job is a bigger deal than it really is?
My blue archive folder is almost at 1000 images.
>>736358624Honestly family dinner was more about older family members bitching and arguing with one another during dinner or that one time my neice told me playing undertale was stupid, despite her being a homestuck fanatic
