Squid with cute tits?
>>736366291That's a kid now
>>736366291for me, it's the spats
>>736366452Your order is here
brb local seafood market
>>736366763
wtf there's white ink down my leg ?
>>736366763god bless dupont for making the world believe dressing in form-fitting spandex is ok
Woomy cucking me!
>>736367293with me
Where the FUCK is Splatoon Raiders?
>society collapses to anarchy>inklings now have the option of trooning outwhat did nintendo mean by this?
I miss when splatoon didn't have those weird mascot characters on their fake TV show thing because we stopped getting so much woomy content
What is the best way to keep up with splatoon's lore and setting if I don't buy nintendo's consoles?
>>736367657You willing to suck on my penis?
>>736367689I don't see how that would help?
>>736367731I possess all the lore knowledge, if you please me I could share it with you.
>>736367657By reading doujins
>>736367756If you really know so much, why do inklings die in some water, but not other water?>>736367831Doujins are never accurate to canon, even when canon is much hotter than their bullshit.
>>736367348Oh! Make sure to train hell hard, okay anon?
What better way to standardize my style lora folder
>>736367902Large bodies of water cause cellular breakdowns because of osmotic pressure I'd like to order one instance of fellatio now
>>736368145But inklings also take baths and are fine. That's a generalization, not the actual rule. Sorry, frauds don't get fellatio.
>>736368057>that one that's just John Harrislmao, based tho
Why are Splatoon fans suddenly attracted to children?
>>736368427>are
>>736368427>why
>>736368427>to
No.
>>736368427>fans
>>736369164Uninterested sex with harmony while she makes fun of me
>>736368427>out of ten
>>736369205If she's making fun of you she's obviously fucking interested retard, if only in a negative way.She's gotta be absentmindedly playing on her gameboy
>>736369419That spring is my cock punching her womb.
>>736369164That is woomy I would like to get to know, if you know what I mean.
>>736369419>>736369481Poisonous body numbing blowjobs NOW
>>736369164
>>736368427>toon
no veemos allowed
>>736368057Those are some cute squids
>>736368057um dude, where are your thepit and fellatrix style loras? do you even like ai?
>>736367657Read the artbooks. There are scans/translations available. Also inkipedia.
I love spats.
Octo Girl status?
>>736375801Squid pit SPOTTED
>>736376162Is this squid a whore flashing spectators???
>>736374656>bimbo and hyperbreast shitSorry, I'm a patrician flat enjoyer like >>736371669Have fun with your rotten hags though I guess
>>736376162I also really love dolphin shorts.
>>736375831Loved and protected.
>>736375831Veemo
FATSQUIDTANKS
Pick one
>>736378326Veemo supremo
>>736378524Both
>>736378530Was this really necessary?
>>736378930Got you to play Side Order, didn't it?
>>736366763We need squid hebes with massive bushes.
>>736378930>all octopus girls are attractive by default>agent eight has the perfect combination of cute and sexy>marina gives her an outfit that emphasizes a massive assYes it was.
Squid MILFs.
>>736379115
>>736379167I DEMAND squid milves
>>736375831NEED...ZON...NOGAMI...PLEASE...
>>736379531
>>736368427TIMMY!!
Remember, Squids. It's Easter tomorrow.
>>736379867unlimited sex with Frye until she bursts from cum
>>736379436Octo ass is life.>>736379867Why did he delete all his lewds...
>>736368427>?
>>736381034
>>736367902>why do inklings die in some water, but not other waterInklingspossessvery thin skin,literally.They can showerjust fine and be in the rain.Yet once submerged in water to hip height or so their bodies absorb water at a rapid rate till they explode.
>Game where you spend time introducing Octoling Girl to all the wonders of the surface world.
>>736374656Fellatrix is a vile artist.Only bignig is worse. Find taste
>>736381951>racemixing propagandaThe jellyfish are behind this.
>>736381935Does this mean Water Parks are death traps to Inklings/Octolings? Do they need to come equipped with respawn machines?
>>736382030Captain Cuttlefish, you gotta let this go. The war is finally over, for real this time.
>>736382153That's just what they want you to think.
>>736368427>suddenly
>>736368427but they aren't children
>>736366291Can't believe Nathaniel Bandy got shit back in the day for saying the Inkling sluts were hot.
>>736382801AI slop
>>736382801Sloppers must die.
>>736367418Has there been any new word on it out side of the initial reveal?
>>736383941Noooooooooope. Well, kinda. Nate the Hate says it'll be out by the Summer and he IS a fairly reliable leaker, sooooooo
>>736369419you get it. emotionless is at its best when they're so bored they're doing something else like playing a game or on their phone. its like free use but mean spirited
>>736382982Why did they ruin Marie by making her brown there
>>736384530It's just a tan man.
>>736384530So that faggots like you have less things to enjoy and end up doing the world a service by killing themselves.
Big squid.
Ink Capacity Up.
nutted
Damn it, Nintendo. Can you at least tell us what Splatoon Raiders is?Please!?
>>736386976I'm half expecting either a complete shadow drop, or a cancellation
Did you know? Most squid species die after mating.
>>736366291For me it's the sexy agents.
Why'd they give squid kids big butts? Is there a tactical advantage?
threads to squish your tentacle to
>>736387458Octolings have big butts as part of an intentional design by DJ Octavio to trick Inklings.
>>736385736we can go bigger
>>736387672But SHOULD we?
>>736387846Of course!
>>736387380most anons die before mating, what's the issue
>>736387981>The Great Zapfish gives his favorite Inklings the softest challenges.
>>736387981It's too much.
>>736388135
>>736388135No such thing as too much!>sentences said before the great ink flood
Splatoon 4: give us the lanky cephalopods
Imagine being a human male and accidentally catching this train by mistake.
>>736388617>Objective: Survive.
>>736384208I see. Might have to get a Switch 2 before then.
>>736388604The cephs get more and more human-like in proportion with each game, I'm sure by Splatoon 4 they'll be fairly normal shaped.
>>736388617Imagine all the burbley ceph noises
>>736389154>they all stop when you enter as they all turn to look at you before whispering to each other
>>736388617I'd be wrung dry.
>>736389592That's not good.
>>736382110This is how paizuri starts
>>736389048Well, the quicker the better.
gropingkissingbiting squeezinglickingrubbingSQUID SEXO
Did you vote for them in the last Finalfest?
>>736395234Whoops, forgot the pic.
Cephalopods owe me sex
all these squids look like they need to go to the bathroom
All according to plan........
Sex with my octo wife as she fills with ink until she blows
>>736396153>these two were too busy having sloppy sex all day to respond to the SOS in Splatoon 3
>>736366763Very nice, now show how horrific the western ones are
>>736395517My mouth is available if they need to go.
This years first full direct is taking way too long.
Squid SEX
>>736366291I wish nintendo would make new IP with cute girls again. Splatoon showed they know how to do it. Instead we get fucking Drag x Drive. Man Nintendo have really fallen from grace.
>>736398502Drag x Drive is by their branch that makes hardware tech demos disguised as games.Hardly the same as the Zelda or Animal crossing team diverting all attention.
>>736398603well where are the other new IP then? we should have a new cute girl game like splatoon every few years. Nintendo have billions in unused cash lying around. Wouldn't it make sense to make some new IP?
>>736398712Fucking wait. Their making them.
>>736398884splatoon was so long ago. how long are they gonna make us wait? they skipped an entire generation without new ip
>>736398920wait no I just remembered twintelle exists
>>736368057ZANKURO STYLE HEALTHY BUTTS WHERE
>an entire generation without new IP
>>736398884>>736398920Let's put a number to that, shall we? Splatoon 1 came out in May, 28 2015 and ARMS came out 2 years later in June, 17 2017.That was 9 years ago.
