>The biggest, heaviest, slowest weapon in the game that does a bajillion damage in 1 hitYep, it's gaming time.
>takes 5 minute to swing>BONK>You have killed an innocent critter
but it's such a terrible design. It would be impossible to swing
>>736368264Hit the gym fatass
>>736368158guts got cucked what a gay faggot lmao
>>736368264It's all about the technique.
>wield the biggest weapon>wear the heaviest armor>get stunned by a dagger before you can swing
>>736368261this image just makes me sad
>>736368158Most kino shit imaginable.
>>736368261poor beaves
>>736368158really big sword but it's not slow or clunky because the character actually uses it well (y'know, like greatswords in real life)
It's great in theory, but so few games manage to make it work.>damage is too low to justify the slow speed>hits have no tracking or ability to do micro-adjustments so enemies evade all the time on accident>or enemies are simply too fast and constantly evade your massive windup>enemies are extremely stagger resistant, making followups impossible>high damage output of enemies makes trading hits more dangerous for you than them>player has no stagger resistance and gets knocked out of their swings way too easily>purely vertical moveset when the game keeps putting you into situations where you're surrounded>barely any weapon selection because devs put all the love into other weapon classes>all weapon skills are just different variations of "very slow hit" with zero utility or moves to bridge the weapon's shortcomings
>>736368435>that isn't a 6ft long solid chunk of steel that is half a foot thick>>736368338you won't be strong enough to be able to swing a weapon like that, it just isn't possible
>>736369147>you won't be strong enough to be able to swing a weapon like that, it just isn't possibleBoo this man!He doesn't believe in his dreams! He doesn't have the fighting spirit of manly pride in his soul! Boo him!
>>736368519>>736368613he died as he livedbeaving
>>736369351that's almost 600lbs, like i said, it isn't happening. Even if you could lift it, you don't have enough mass to properly wield it as a weapon
