a Elden Ring film has been announced and will be made by A24 (same studio who made Hazbin Hotel series, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Lady Bird and that upcoming Backrooms)just like MANY other Vidya movies (with exception of Sonic movie series) will be a massive flop, both critical and financial
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again.
Cast them.
>>736368989When precisely did A24 jump the shark so bad?I remember 10 years ago they were making actual kino with Hereditary and The VVitch, but now all they seem to put out is meme garbage for Tiktok babbies
>>736369193the rock and kevin hart as radahn and the aids horse
>>736368989That's such a stupid idea.
>>736368989Is Jack Black gonna be in it? Not watching if he's not.
>A24They want to be cool so fucking bad. Next they will make Bluey live action.
>>736369269Everything successful is fated to turn to shit. It is the law of capitalism
>>736368989Everything A24 makes is unwatchable trash for fucking morons
>>736369432>It is the law of capitalismFuck off retard.
>>736368989THIS SPRING...FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU HEREDITARY...AND MIDSOMMAR...COMES A FILM...ABOUT GETTING YOUR SHIT ROCKED 147 TIMES IN A ROW...>Tarnished (voiced by Adam Driver) wakes up in the Chapel of Anticipation>"C'mon, I JUST woke up!">Ke$ha begins playing:WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE I'M P DIDDY>Tarnished rolls and lands crotch-first on a broken grace stake>Melina (Gilbert Gottfried): "Yeeowch, right in the Dark Souls!">Godrick the Grafted voiced by Jack Black: "Come on you grafted sacks of fingers, let's make those Tarnished gargle our GREAT RUNES"DON'T STOP MAKE IT POPDJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP>montage of Tarnished fighting soldiers in Stormveil trying to figure out how Ashes of War workTONIGHT IMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT>Tarnished accidentally locks himself into a cast animation while dogs run at him>Godrick soldier points and laughs: "Haha, looks like this one still needs to learn the CRAFT">shots of Blaidd shaking his head>shots of Leyndell knights marching like LE NAHTZEES>shot of Tarnished meeting Ranni, tied to Torrent>"So who talks first? Do you talk first or do I talk first?">Ranni looks at camera and whispers with all four arms crossed: "Awkwaaaard."THIS SPRINGTHE RING'S GONNA>Malenia doing a waterfowl dance headspinTHE RING'S GONNA>cut to the Tarnished opening a fog wall to a room with the Ulcerated Tree Spirit >"Awww, he's so cute-">Cut to summons flinching as cartoon beatdown sounds play accompanied by screams of pain>"Not cute, NOT CUTE!"THE RING'S GONNA>Tarnished spam-rolling through the Haligtree while hollering >Music cuts out, transition to shot of Radahn alone inside Redmane Castle, twerking in front of a mirror >"Uhhh, hi Jerren.">"Let's just pretend this never happened.">awkward silence>Tarnished standing in the Erdtree at the end>"i guess this really was... the elden ring">record scratch>"erm, wait, that didnt make sense">BWAAAAMTHIS SPRING, THE RING'S GONNAELDEN RING
>>736369759kino
>>736368989Thank God it is not Bloodborne or Dark Souls and they will only ruin the game with worst lore out of the Fromsoft games.
>>736368989>game with AI written story from AI slop studio that shoehorns in anti-white messagingshould be critically acclaimed by all the same bergs and steins. zendaya will be maiden and tom holland can be jon dark souls.
>>736368989Why are all of these video game companies making movies now? Why aren't they making video games?
ELDEN RANG
>>736368989I will simply not watch it
>>736369506If you think they've literally never made anything besides complete garbage you're an idiot.
It will prob be a success especially with the grrm associatio
OH LAWWWD THE RAAANGTHE ELDEN RAAAAANGOHHHH LAWWWWD
>>736370353>>736369506midsommar is the best horror movie ever made
>>736369269A24 gets a lot of undeserved praise from people simply because they're a "indie" studio
>>736369759>>736369892You can tell this guy hasn't read the manga.
>>736370552>HorrorWhat?That shit was a comedy from beginning to end.There was absolutely nothing scary about it.
Neat.
A24 films are shot well. I don't always like the writing, but the rest of it is usually good.
>>736368989I hope the Sekiro anime is good. It'd be another way it mogs ER.
>>736369193>TarnishedJack Black>MelinaIdris Elba>TorrentUma Thurman>GideonJesse Ventura>GodrickSteve Buscemi>MaleniaNorman Reedus>MiquellaBella Ramsey>MargitWillem Dafoe>MohgWill Smith>RadahnSamuel L Jackson>RanniDebra Wilson>RykardMatt Berry>MarikaElle Fanning>RadagonThe Rock>Elden BeastMorgan Freeman
>>736368989>Everything Everywhere All at OnceProbably the worst movie I have seen in years
>>736369193Sarah Jessica Parker as Torrent
>>736369506>Everything A24 makes is unwatchable trash for fucking moronsYou are an absolute pleb if you didn't enjoy at least like 10 or so of these:>Spring Breakers>Enemy>Under The Skin>Locke>Ex Machina>Room>The VVitch>The Lobster>Moonlight>Good Time>The Killing of a Sacred Deer>Lady Bird>First Reformed>Hereditary>A Prayer Before Dawn>Mid90s>Climax>Under the Silver Lake>Midsommar>Skin>The Lighthouse>Uncut Gems>Minari>The Green Knight>Lamb>After Yang>Everything Everywhere All at Once>Men>The Whale>Beau Is Afraid>Past Lives>The Zone of Interest>The Iron Claw>Civil War>A Different Man>Heretic>The Brutalist>Warfare>Marty Supreme
>>736372202proud to say I have never watched any of that guttural sewer trash, I have never watched anything by netflix, I have never subscribed to any kike streaming services, I have never subjected myself to this grotesque judeo-molestation bilge like the vast majority of domesticated and groomed NPC employim cattle husks have
>>736369193>>736368989Full of black men and white women.
>>736368989Fucking retards...I can't anymore.... I just fucking can't....... Creatively bankrupt everything and everyone. Fucking idiotic retarded fucks.
>>736368989>Breaking news>...from almost 1 year ago
>>736369432A lot of posts here have been complaining about capitalism lately. Does this coincide with posts complaining about people mocking marathon?
>>736368989having to explain who A24 is is crazy
>>736369193Richard Lintern as Igon
>>736368989how come vidya movies mostly suck but vidya TV shows are mostly great
>Ranni will be made by AI CGIsad
>>736369759underrated
>>736372982why didn't you use the dung eater version of this gif
Forget casting. Where should it be filmed?
>>736373594If you're a Geoguessr wizard, you might be able to figure out where they are filming it from these set leak videos.https://www.tiktok.com/@throxtv/video/7624570994812046614https://www.tiktok.com/@throxtv/video/7624889105347923222
>>736369269You have horrible taste in movies, hispter faggot.
>>736372202>>736375465
>>736370921>Ranni>De-kek fucking hell I knew it before I even read it
>>736372556Most based post yet
>>736368989Still paying $40 to see it in a primo theater with reclining leather seats
>GarlandGood choice but why not Lars von Trier?
>>736376035do you really want Charlotte Gainsbourg as Melina?
>a24Rollslopfags will be on suivide watch.
>>736375764please don't upvote your own posts
>>736368989>BREAKING NEWS
>>736372202>same studio as The Green KnightSo the movie is going to be absolute garbage.
>>736368989>Everything Everywhere All at Oncewhat a fucking piece of trash
>>736372556You don't sound cool, you sound like you're mentally stunted and deeply ill.Are you diagnosed, by chance? Or is everyone around you just "pretty sure"?
>>736372814You know this isn't an actual poster for the movie, right?
>>736368989>Memento but the instead of going backwards is jumping all over the place and some escenes are missing
>>736369759i would rather be this than anti male goyslop that is the new mario movie
I'd enoy this movie if it didn't attempt to adapt the main story and, instead, tried to tell a smaller story in the Land Between
>>736368989NahHaving George RR Martin's name attached to it will generate tons of publicity
>>736372202for me, it's The Rover
