Overwatch is free and on steam, what's still stopping you from playing?
My standards
i don't want to make a battlenet account
>>736371589After what Blizzard did to world of warcraft, I vowed to never give them money again.
>>736371935What a fat fuck. Her fingers are literally sausages. Borderline human cattle.
>>736371589its a shit game
>>736371589I only do things that will eventually lead to spurting
I look like Juno irl
>>73637158>what's still stopping you from playing?it's a bad game
>>736371589I have a functional brain.
>>736373859can you sit on my face anomn
>>736371589>what's still stopping you from playing?my dignity
Playing the game does absolutely nothing towards getting me more fugtrup mei
>>736371589We have Marvel Rivals at home why would we touch this troonslop?
tf2 and deadlock are free, on steam, and better at everything overwatch doesin fact overwatch players entering deadlock made the experience notably shittier because those guys refuse to do what their character is supposed to do
>>736371589what is this troon-coded artstyle
>>736371935>>736371589abdl coded designs
>>736371589They ruined it.
>>736373295I'm surprised more people are going crazy over a Pajeeta rather than a pretty asian girl. The other two that they had (D.va and Kiriko) had people going wild over them, so I figured Juno would have been the same.
>>736371589erm.. I'm playing the superior game (deadcock)
>>736371589I am not gay loser therefore I can't play it.
>>736374468because it's not a badly optimized 140gb turd, just a turd
>>736376698>>736376453>>736375168This is not erotic.
>>736374468rivals is unironically worse in every way. i wouldn't play that game unless you paid me.
>>736376997Rivals has better gameplay, heroes, maps, and hotter girls
>>736377252lmoa
Shit game is shit even if it's free..
>>736377272which part do you disagree with, blizztroon?
>>736371589>not a single gameplay clip posted in 2 hours, entirely weird wobbly off-model asses bouncing aroundthat should answer your question
>>736377809thoughts on this gameplay?
>>736373859Fat chance!>>736374091>>736377346>>736377809You butt hurt boys are so cute and silly! :3
>>736375168lol
>>736371589Self respect
>>736378158god i wish women were real
>>736374558Why are these wyverian sluts looking at me like that?
>>736378650triple carted against a sumo platypus
>>736371589What >>736371980 said.I was genuinely about to give it a shot until I hit the create a battle net account prompt.
>>736376396>JunoI thought it was just another Tracer skin, not a whole other person
>>736378840But I never wiped to it, only to rajang and espinas
>>736379331better have been furious and flaming variants..........
>>736375520Widowmaker probably wears a diaperShe's a sniperHer tummy grumbles and she pushes out a big poopy haha
>>736379732regular espinas, furious rajang thoughWhen i say wipe, i mean cart, never failed a huntGame turned really easy when I discovered my favorite build
I like playing healer!
>>736371589deadlock is free and I'd rather play that
>>736371589I clicked a video showing all of the character's april fool's lines and there were like 10+ characters I had never heard of before and they all seemed like characters that would be in a chinese ripoff version of overwatch rather than real overwatch charactersLike half of them were female and I've never even seen any sfm porn of them, it's that bad
>>736371589Not being able to just get lootboxes from levelling and getting skins that way kind of killed it for me. Im never buying a goypass.
>>736376396Juno is the most popular thing ow2 put out, shes just Dva again though.
>>736371589Overwatch 2 getting announced and removing 6v6 along with the PVE modeI refuse to touch this slop again until both are reinstated
>>736371589goonbait thread
>>736371589they already fooled me once, can't fool me again.
>>736371589My detest of shooters and pvp.
>same thread>same images>same lack of replieswhythis is beyond ritualposting, it's the exact same thread - replies included - over and over again
>>736382131dead internet
>>736371589I keep getting this overwatch forced into my algorthms despite the fact that I don't search it up, or even watch/read it for a few seconds did something big happen to put it back in the lime light?
>>736385315I downloaded it for the first time since 2018 and was immediately filtered by all the menus, uninstalled again
>>736377252>Rivals has better gameplay, heroes, maps, and hotter girls^ thisbetter devs too (and 0 troon devs)Rivals > OW1 >> modern-OWAlso Jeff > Cat
>>736382131>>same thread>>same images>>same lack of replies>whyblizzshills hired for rupees
I like the Mei content.
>>736371589I do not play:hero shootersextraction shootersMOBAsbattle royalesAs I am over the age of 30 and have self-respect
>>7363715891. I will not play anything published by EA.2. It doesn't have Squirrel Girl, so it sucks.2a. I won't play Marvel Rivals either, but at least it has Squirrel Girl.
>>736386572Same
>>736371589it sucks
does the game still require a phone number to play?
>>736371589>what's still stopping you from playing?PvP.I hate PvP games since I don't find it fun to lose almost every single game, even if your team can carry you, you know you suck and contribute fucking nothing to the team.I did try the game, but I'm kind of bad at shooters, even more so when it comes to ones I have to fight against other players who are a lot better than me, which is like 95% of the player base. Not to mention I play on console, so that's another layer of "I suck with m&k, and I suck even more with a controller". Can't really compare against the sweats playing the game all day since years ago.I do like a few of the characters and shooting at things, so just make it fully PvE or find a way to play it single player or something and I'll play.>but you can play against botsYou know that's not the same as a regular single player experience.
>>736376396it's been years since juno's release and she's still one of the most popular characters. meanwhile fotm jeeta has already been forgotten
the porn isn't enough to get me invested in actually playingunless...
>>736392115Good lord Fugtrup just never misses with his Meis...
>>736393945why do their butts look like this? Is this exercise? surgery?
>>736394516I think those pants might have those butt pads in them along with the wedgie that makes their asses look bigger
Hey wait a minute, this isn't a thread talking about the gameplay of a game and why you should play it.
>>736394642Overwatch isn't even a real game anonthink about ithave YOU ever played it? anyone you know?
>>736394606I still got hard enough to spit some prejac knowing all this btw, stupid whores
>>736394516it's the pants, along with the things u mentioned
>>736394386excluding the cruel april fools render from a few days ago
>>736371589It's a shitty hero shooter that I have no interest in.
>>736395803This. But I will fap to the characters tho.
>>736371589The new characters are just bad. Their models look way worse Legacy characters. Tracer looks much better than the Asian clay cast.But let’s face it, Marvel Rivals is why they’re trying to bring sexy back.>Will always be called McRee>Soldier is not gay, devs just didn’t like the Racistwatch cartoon and wanted to play activists>Roadhog/Junkrat are still pure GRIDS to play against>Mei was never supposed to be fat>John Halo is just ok
>>736371589All the thousands of better games on the market mostly
>>736387832>over the age of 30>still browses and posts on /v/>self-respectlol
>>736371589Wait, is this a game?
>>736371980/thread>JUST GIVE US YOUR EMAIL AND PHONE NUMBER SO YOU CAN PLAY OUR GAME
>>736371589I'm disappointed with the way they've approached the game. They promised all sorts of cool shit but can never seem to put out anything. Most of the changes they've made have made the game worse than it was on release. I don't get how their devteam can be so incompetentThey're lucky that the game was very good on release, and can handle some amount of enshittification. But it's very very sad that instead of making the game better they just keep making it worse with every new update
>>736376396didn't she come out during a period where everyone was really down on the gamebut yeah she does just look like a skin of other OW characters, which probably doesn't help
>>7363819496v6 has been back for a while but the game is still shit
>>736371935FPBPImagine being such low IQ genetic trash that you ever play this lol. Holy fuck at you retards who touched this gay propaganda shit
