Holy shit, there isnt a single likeable character in the party. Not one of them feels like a genuine friend that i would like to hang out with and learn more about their story. Everyone is either trying to fuck you or being a sassy asshole.
>>736375652It's okay because they're hot. (By normie standards.) Thankfully you can just kill/betray them at your leisure.
>>736375652For me it's Karlach(bigger than me)
>>736375652Lae'zel
>>736375652You tell them, dragonian
>>736375652>NOOO WHY ARE THE MUSCULAR TALL DEVILWOMAN AND THE FROGWONAN TRYING TO FUCK MEDo you also complain in restaurants that your steak is too juicy? Not to mention you can just say "No way fag" to all of them and they won't try to fuck you anymore.
>>736375652The dog was ok.
>>736375652Nothing is allowed to be genuine. Everything has to be post-ironic and cynical.>>736375871>>736376262Karlach sounds and acts like a nigger. Not even a bro nigger but a full-blown nasty giga nigger bitch. You’ll probably see something like her in some trashy video from the mythical land of America causing a stir in puncakes shop.
>>736375652DOS2 did that much better imo, despite the party members being somewhat less involved.
>>736375652>sassy assholethe entire game was written in this feminine/faggy, netflixy/redditor, tryhard quippy way; just malevolent writing if I had to use one word. the systems and some of the possible gameplay interactions were cool but in general I rolled my eyes so many times... shame because it had potential
>>736375652There's no Garrus equivalent, that's for sure, but I did like Wyll, despite him being as corny as he is. I also liked Gale, he genuinely made me chuckle sometimes.The rest were just annoying for various reasons.Powering through Astarion's story made me like him more than I initially did, but not enough to call him a friend.
>>736375652I don't understand why this Larian and Dungeons and Dragons is so popular. I've never played but I tried Baldur's Gate 2 for like a few minutes and I quit. It's just so boring. Then I tried Divinity 2 Origin Sin and the characters are weird. You have lizards and skeletons. Why are characters so fucking weird? Why does it feel like a B-tier fantasy plot? Everything feels so cheap and bland. No way will I even try Baldur's Gate III because I don't want to play a gay vampire or homosexual bear. Why the fuck is shit so weird? Why is the plot of Baldur's Gate III about some weird tentacle taking over your mind (so I've heard)? WTF? This is what is considered a top seller? WTF is with Dungeons and Dragons. Is it just slop? Why is the fantasy genre so fucking bad? Lord of the rings and A Song of Ice and Fire is good.. but the rest of fantasy is just weird and boring. I spent hours just staring at the character creator screen of DOS2 and I can't fucking bring myself to start it. It's just so bad. Who is this genre made for?
>>736376952The game needs to be in a world of great poverty to be relatable. These talker rpg fantasies where everyone’s blind deaf and dumb are too unrealistic. Dragon age origins is like the best talker fighter because every character is like screaming in agony every 2 seconds, just like real life.
>>736375652True. Astarion is at least an entertaining sassy asshole, though, and Laezel has her moments.>>736377256I would like Wyll better if he seemed to have more of a will of his own. It felt odd how he turns to the player character for deeply personal problems, and accepts the advice they give without question. There isn't even any option to say "this is really something you need to decide for yourself" or somesuch regarding the issue with his father.
>>736375652AAAAIIIEEEE WHY IS THIS RAGTAG TEAM OF ADVENTURERS NOT INSTANTLY BEST FRIENDS WITH ME SAVE ME JRPGS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>736375652The good companions are Lae'zel, Jaheira, and Minthara. Wyll is okay. The rest are for redditors.
>>736382664>Wyll is okaylmao
>>736375652what’s funny is that the game punishes you for killing annoying people in the game because the last battle zone has fights with like 20+ enemies and the people you befriended are supposed to help. this game is dogshit
>>736382253but they are instantly best friends with youthey're just annoying friends you don't want anything to do withfaggot
>>736375652Some of them are likable enough, but none of them are particularly compelling. It really doesn't help that if you talk to any of them, you are guaranteed to be woken up at some point to a sexual proposition. One after the other after the other.
>>736383632>wtf my actions have consequences in a CRPG?!!?!??!also if you really need that much help, it means you can't build your character or you suck at the game
>>736385017Everytime someone says CRPG I cringe... what a stupid term... these are just turn based RPGs... stop acting like it's some high brow different genre. Go play bladur's gay, boomer. Go larp in your basement like it's 1980, boomer.
it's a meet 'n' fuck simyou're not supposed to care about their actual character
>>736385405CRPGs aren't universally turn based. Original Baldur's Gate wasn't turn based.
>>736376767>I want characters who are genuineKarlach is genuine>No, not like thatSeek help
