STOP FUCKING DOING THIS
you chud gamers dont watch anyway
>>736376412What the fuck does that even mean?
>>736376552Cus it's made for "MODERN AUDIENCE"So for no one to be honest.
>>736376552The who the fuck is it for? Stop TOUCHIGN MY SHIT.
Mass Effect is already casual as hell. ME2-ME3 target audience is literally the dudebro cover shooter audience. I bet they’re just making it more gay like Mass Effect Andromeda
>>736376574They know they'll never satisfy the fans so they gear these streaming shows towards women that are dumb enough to have 12 streaming subs to begin with. These products aren't for us.
>>736376412who will play miranda? bella ramsey?
>>736376609>The who the fuck is it for?Normies.
its weird how they keep doing this when the most well received and popular adaptation oft he last few years did so by sticking as close to the source material as they could in a new medium (one piece)
It was already gonna be a 2nd screen slopfest
>game spans the galaxy and lets you fuck anything that moves>you're going to have to make it appealing to non-gamers?
>>736376412Starfleet Academy tier is what I'm expecting
>hollywood: we want to show vidya on tv>okay sure, just upload a no death cinematic playthrough of games>easiest money you ever made>hollywood: no we want to make live action shows>hollywood: with only the title of the game being recognizable>hollywood: and we will only hire people who hate video games>that sounds very expensive and stupid>hollywood: you have no idea
You are not the target audience anymore.Deal with it!
>>736376412They wanted to take a page out of the Halo show's book and include an insufferable teenager or two
>>736377485Then why the fuck would you use the IP? Create an original.
Wouldnt matter to me either wayno buyno watchuntil they all learn
>>736377540Nobody watches original things anymore. You need to backdoor it through an existing popular IPMake sure not to actually properly adapt the popular thing, though. There's no way that this thing that's already popular would be popular if it was adapted
>>736377485what a sane thing to save to your computer
>>736376412Instead of being surprised the snake keeps biting you can also not look at headlines and play old games instead.
>>736376651Niggers/Sheboons.
>>>/tv/
>>736376651They arent using the Normandy crew, its all OCs like Andromeda again
>>736378208>like Andromeda again
>>736376412>pic...Fuck it I'll say it, you can rag on Nintendo choosing Illumination all you like but they were chosen because Nintendo knows they're not going to receive any "feedback suggestions" or "criticism" or "test groups mass appeal" over how they wanted to make the Mario movies. Every time a game developer approaches these "subvert your expectations, we need stories for the modern audience" fucks they always try to change the material. Look what happened in the first Sonic movie besides Sonic's ugly look. If it was judged to his original game it fails in every category, the film even using the 'Sonic's the from another world" bullshit to excuse the changes. The only reason Sonic Two and Three got better is because they had developers from the games help with the writing and directing.
>>736376574Make it lame and gay. It'll probably end up being something similar to The Acolyte or Starfleet Academy.
>>736376574Honestly no idea. The Mass Effect game is written like a normie sci-fi show, so not sure how it can be that gamified in the first place.
>>736376412Why should I care for another nigger/kike production?
>>736376574It's going to be absolute rancid slop, to appeal to the average simpleton.
>>736376412Can't believe they're removing the scene where Ashley calls the Batarians niggers
It'd be one thing if it was just "Make it approachable to someone who hasn't played the games", it's another thing (Which happens 99.999999% of the time) to completely ignore the games and make up your own shit.Jimmy Rings can suck my nuts.
>>736376412They're definitely making Shep a black female engineer at this point. The blue chick will be her love interest as well.
>>736376412now you know how readers feel when someone takes a book, turns it into a movie and then someone makes a game of that movie
>>736379192>it's another thing (Which happens 99.999999% of the time) to completely ignore the games and make up your own shit.That's because unless you're an A-List showrunner like Vince Gilligan or Ryan Murphy, nothing you pitch will get the greenlight. Not unless it's part of an established franchise with a built-in audience. All these streaming shows are skinwalkers. Totally different stories wearing the faces of popular IPs.
>>736376412Just make a prequel show!There are fuckton of cool characters and stories we only get brief explanations of that could be perfect for a tv show, why the fuck do they have to ruin Shepard and invalidate all the player's choices with a show?
>>736376412>Mass Effect tv showSo just another generic sci-fi channel tier show. Who tf asked for this?
>>736377378
So they will take a nepobaby script that has been gathering dust, slap the IP on it, and call it a day. Just like halo.
>>736380098Eh... most anime of games is more like "Blue (Actually Teal)" So close to it but enough changes that it is noticeable.
>>736379782The annoying thing is trying to find info on the series really quick, but it sounds like this is a Fallout style post series thing where they're basically going to be writing the canon to set up for ME4 but not be using the main cast as the focus, focusing on new folks. Which, yes, is just reusing Fallout's ideas because it's largely the Fallout team working on this. My only guess is that it was written like a fanfic by folks that know the games so it was hooked into trying to be the follow-up to ME3 Bioware's avoided for over a decade, and some executive looked at this and went, "None of this makes any sense to people who don't care for the series."Which mind you, worked surprisingly well for Fallout, but mass appeal executives that want all the money hate that idea.
>>736380248>Halo>Yakuza>Devil May Cry>Tomb Raider>Resident EvilJust off the top of my head
>>736380098Video game: the anime is usually pretty shit too, not as bad of course but still. Video games are meant to be video games.
>>736376412DamnI already wasn't going to watch itNow I'm going to mega not watch it
It's kinda funny they are still doing this after Iron Lung. I had zero idea what the game was about and usually avoid e-celeb movies like the plague, but the word of mouth got to me and I enjoyed it.
>>736376574Make it very very gay the only minorities allowed are niggers and said niggers will be shoved down your face as the true heros and finally powerful women that cuck the male protags who are shown as worthless fucks.Because even normals are totally not completely fucking sick of this shit and calling it out voting everything as trash and movies with massive budgets are flopping like crazy because of terrible writting and god awful CGI shoved into everything with terrible actors who are mostly nepobabies and deveristy hires who fuck kike cocks to the max God knows how long this is going to go on for, they dont care about money its all made from credit it costs them nothing its all profit they can get as much money as they want. The stock is highly inflated and because of embezzlement and insider trading all the real people profit the losers are the normals because for every winning trade there needs to be a loser.tl;dr gas the kikes race war now how man decades must people be screeching this till the normals wake up jews are parasites that only wish to cause WWIII and make the west suffer nonstop while they are on top profitting treating life like a vidya game
>>736377485Tell Kirk we said hi!
>>736376574games are icky for normalcattle, so adaptations must normalgroidfy themselves so Stacy and Kevin can enjoy the new thing
>>736380367Fallout, too.
>>736376412Repeat after me:A(clap)show(clap)for(clap)everyone(clap)is(clap)a(clap)show(clap)for(clap)no(clap)one!
>>736376412People who made Fallout show are behind this. You should not expect anything better
>>736377778It was the funniest event of 2025
>>736377132it's being produced by amazon, so it's probably made by the bongs that made the gay nigger elves
>>736380098most of the time they get turned into an anime it's just a retelling of the game's events which is pretty pointless in my opinion, they should add something to the story instead of the same thing but anime, though that's just my opinion and a straight adaptation will always be better than pedowood slop
>>736376574Commander Nigger
>>736376574it means the mass effect tv show is going to be more like the halo tv show
I would do the same thing. Gamers are literally just digital Karens. Complain and shit their pants over everything. You cannot satisfy the majority of them which is what you would want to do when making a tv show.
>>736376412Who cares? There's no chance anything good is ever going to come out of Hollywood in the current year.
>>736376412is it anti semitism to wish death to hollywood?
>I'm Commander Shepard, and I love all stories equally on the Citadel
>>736376574Probably want it more toward getting non-gamers people into the series rather then people needing to know the series to understand the plot.
>>736384396>anon uses common senseshut the FUCK up retard, we are here to be irrational and angry ALL THE TIME
>>736376412Gamers know Mass Effect for it's shit ending and it's bad more recent spinoff. appealing to non gamers might be the right decision
>>736376412To play devil's advocate, the core idea of what they're saying does make logical senseOf course it doesn't actually apply in reality because they don't know what the fuck they're really talking about, but it sounds nice for them to say
>>736376552>another show that flops with sub 100k viewership>it's the chuds again! the powerful chuds have destroyd another show!
>>736376412mass effect was always liberalism in space, what could they possibly do to subvert it?>oh no that asari uses he/him pronouns!>oh wait bioware already did that...
>>736384780RLM Mike saying he has a source that told him Starfleet Academy's entire 10 episode first season had 400,000 views combined was wild. I hope the guy wasn't lying to him.
>>736386605Mike is pretty fucking woke himself.But I think he hates modern trek more than he likes his liberal friends.
It's already setup like a 90's blockbuster action movie, I'm not even sure what the fuck you'd change.
>>736376574There will be no nuance about krogans, they will be dindus va'd by black actors without a shred of irony.Saren will be pure evil instead of desperate and indoctrinated via pessimismCouncil politics ignored entirely unless its a way to have a current gov bad moment.More focus on the romance instead of the fights. Most Technology will be handwaved>>73638870690s is too problematic for the modern audience, because they make drag jokes.
>>736376574Debra Wilson as Ashley
>>736380098I actually liked Paragon Lost so I guess you're not wrong.>>736380343I'm actually fine a show set after ME3, but I don't envy anyone having the job of trying to write a satisfying story after Bioware's clusterfuck ending.
