Why don't you like her?
I love her thoughBut I love her cat more
mogged by Korsica
>>736382040That ugly ass haircutWhere's that Waluigi comic where he goes >did you lose a bet>oh wait you did it to yourself>waahahahahaha
>>736382040I've never seen her before in my life but my instincts tell me she is a lesbian, so why waste my time?
>>736382040Because every word out of her mouth is her bitching at the main character. It's like if Rosemary only said "HELLO RAIDEN YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY BYE"
>>736382040I don't usually say stuff like this but she unironically needed rape correction, she was so disrespectful at Chai. At least it seemed like she became better at the end of the game.
>>736382040the hair cut.
>>736382040>The cat got more porn than her or KoriscaWhat went wrong?
>>736382040korsica's hotter
>>736382040I liked her
>finally have a nice game players like>kill the studiowhat is microshart problem?
>>736382040She's a lesbo with an awful haircut trying to woo best girl Korsica
>>736382040I like her plenty. I just like Korsica a lot more. Also in terms of sex appeal I'd actually put Rekka above Peppermint.
you find korsica unconscious on the floor. what do you do?
>>736382040I like her tummy
>>736386001nurse her back to health with a batch of boiled eggs
No one likes lesbians.
>>736382040wow, she's uglier than I remember. fanart was doing a lot of heavy lifting.
>>736382040I don’t like that her gun is only auto-aim and you can’t manually aim to reliably incorporate her into juggle combos.
>>736385805Games have to make money, retard. You fake fans didn't buy the game.
>>736382040Who says I don't like her? I just like Korsica more, but I still like her.
>>736386001Carry her out of the room. Very carefully.
>mogs your waifu
>>736382040I was going to say it was because her game has Denuvo. But...it looks like they finally removed it?Now the question is if it's worth $30 or do I wait for a sale.>>736386630Denuvo = no buy
>>736382040Cat sex
>blue highlight>shaved side of head>roman haircut bangs with too much foreheadWhat a disgusting comboSuch a waste of a cute tan skin blonde girl
>>736386079Correction: no one likes UGLY lesbians.
>>736387619Your fat ass spends more on junk food. If course it's worth it
>>736387619It's vaguely a DMC game set to music. You'll know by that if you want it.
Korsica owes me sex
Mogged by every other female including the cat
Xbox is the only thing keeping the stylish action genre alive.
>>736385912>>736385912futa on female is kino
>>736385756furries that never played the game, that's what happened
>>736387853Yeah I could tolerate the attitude but what the fuck was the designer thinking with that hair, damn.
>>736382040Ugly westoid pandering art style. Glad to hear this pozzed trash didn't do well financially, especially deserved from the astroturfing and shilling all over this board around release.
>>736387619if you play it turn on streamer/noncopyright music mode. its genuinely better.
>>736382040I do, though. Peppermint was great.
>>736385805Because you niggas didn't buy it.
>>736382040Woke sideshave brown
>>736392510Considering she's blonde and her last name sounds Dutch, it's reasonable to assume she's just tanned.
>>736382040Every sideshave character is instantly trash tier.
>>736382040>Bitchy>Lesbian>Side buzzThat's it, that's 3 strikes and out
>>736382040brown sakura haruno
>>736396038I thought people liked Sombra.
>>736382040>brown>buzzcut>dyke>faux anime design
>>736386630>>736392305People bought Hi-Fi Rush. Tango got shut down because nobody bought pic or Tokyo Ghostwire.Studio was going to get shut down regardless but they were allowed to release this last game they had kicking around since the company started, it just so happened that said game they they released became a very beloved game that sold much better than their previous games right before Microdick made that call to kill them which made the company look like massive retards, and the post-shutdown damage control just made shit worse.
>>736382040No clue who that is.>brown>that faggot haircutseems to be reason enough. I don't want to know.
>>736396485But I bought your pic related. It was 100% Tokyo Ghostwire.
>>736396485this
>>736392805...Did you even play the game? Her brother and mother are brown. Also, let's not pretend there's any "realism" in the genetics here. She's a woke brown sideshave. Nothing more.
>>736382040of course i like her, she created the most erotic character of 2023
Superior competition
>>736382040She's boring, has a bad attitude, and has a shit haircut. That's all it takes.
>>736399287Cute tummy tho
>>736399287>She's boringno>bad attitudeshe's just chai's tard wrangler, nothing abrasive>shit haircutTrue. I like to put her in the Cowgirl outfit because it unfucks her hair.
>>736382040Because she clearly lost the fight against that lawnmower, and I don't like losers.
>>736382040she's gay for korsica, and that ruins korsicaif they do a sequel and they're hooking up but chai has no love interest, they can go fuck themselves
>>736396485Go back to resetera, Sony faggot. You didn't buy the game on PlayStation or switch
>>736382040I do. her design isn't perfect but she's a good character. It's probably the only well directed role Erica Linbeck has had.>>736385795>those intense 'fuck me' eyesThe animator knew what he was doing.
>>736386419Tag shit on cooldown honestly feels like uninvolved gatcha garbage.The game should have a lockon selector and chai should just have projectiles.Tag strikers are a shitty mechanic and should just be completely optional instead of the gay forced mechanic that they are.
>>736382040never heard of her
>>736385795>literally feeling tense just from seeing those eyesi am pathetic holy shit
>>736382040I hope the gooks who bought Hi Fi Rush and Tango gameworks ruin both so much you wish they died after Microsoft.
>>736382040her game was shit is why, unfortunately
>>736382040Carpet muncher, dumb haircut, doesn't seem grateful enough that Chai is risking his life fighting Vandelay, she doesn't explain why something is dangerous enough before Chai does his jump headfirst into danger plans.>>736403470I assume the cooldown is because they want you to use the natural rhythm of stages to do platforming and puzzles, and if you can just spam allies instead of using them on rhythm, then you're liable to lose that rhythm.
>>736403534>were meant to experience a girl looking at you like this growing up.>you didn't so your brain suddenly realizes his, triggers your survival instinct and goes into a panic.It's ok anon that's just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed even by causing mental anguish if it has to.it never lasts for more than a week, just distract your brain with other things.
>>736403470>The game should have a lockon selector and chai should just have projectiles.Honestly the game's auto-aiming was fucking awful, it was constantly making me target an enemy different to who I was trying to attack.>>736403827Late game encourages you to just constantly swap and spam allies, though.
>>736403705why
>>736387254kek
>>736382040is she indian, hmong, or white?
>>736404019>Late game encourages you to just constantly swap and spam allies, though.I didn't do that, but then again I often forgot I could use allies except when fighting enemies that needed them to expose a weakness.Except the gun, I remember keeping the gun on cooldown.
>>736387619It's worth more than $30. Good length, actualy intersting final villain, very challenging and rewards skill greatly.
>>736404170it's how you get through rhythm tower. with its horrible score/timer system.you actually get penalized for not doing it. it really ruins the gameplay overall.In DMC4 (& even 3 or 5) playing bloody palace optimally is fun. in Hi-Fi rush it feels like cheap unfun garbage.
>>736404605I never did the tower, I didn't like the lame ending and uninstalled after finishing.
>>736387485>the last three random /v/ threads I've entered have all had Twin Peaks references in themTwo in a row is a coincidence. Three in a row and David Lynch is trying to send a message through my alphabet soup.
>>736404793I tried watching it but after the first 2 mystery-genre episodes it was just people milling around being an actual soap opera instead of a satire of soap operas like I was promised
>>736404858Whoever sold it to you like that did you a disservice. It's definitely a soap opera satire, but there's so much sincerity and genuine affection mixed in from Lynch and Frost over the genre that it almost becomes impossible to see past the velvet curtains.I'd recommend at least finishing S1 before giving up on it entirely, but if it's not your cup of tea then it's just not your cup of tea.
>>736382040Haircut, the alternate outfit that covers the shave improves her design tenfold
>>736385756Furries with disposable income and a sicknessChai was coolKorsica was hotGameplay needed a lockonMusic was K I N O
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-jLUxAzaHsINVADERS MUST CHAI
>>736405820For me it was the WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR finalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H3kLRbNjfAAlso pic related gave me gitaroo man vibes.
Korsica put me on the Scottish gf pill
>>736404696Same. I was incredulous that there wasn't at least one more form to the final boss.
>>736407121I wanted to like Korsica but her shitty VA couldn't hold the accent. Don't know why they couldn't get an actual Scot to do the job if they wanted to have a Scottish accent.
808 should reverse engineer the control code and use it on Peppermint to take control of her bodyTurnabout is fair play
>>736407121
>>736404605Huh?The easiest way to crush the tower is using a lot of timed assist beat hits and abusing the fact that you can sneak an instant beat hit in while the stage is fading for an extra few seconds per floorSpamming assists is definitely not optimal
>>736382040>mogged by a non-metal feral catThis is how low the bar is nowadays.
>>736396485It's reasonable to think this, but it's actually worse.In a nutshell: the only reason the studio existed was because it meant Microsoft could put Mikami's name in their investor documents as a way to bolster the perceived value of the Xbox brand.The moment Mikami made it clear he was retiring the studio was doomed, they actually had to postpone shutting it down because Hi Fi didn't flop despite zero marketing
>>736407648>non-metalnon-verbal*Fucking autocorrect.
>>736407648You say that like 4chan hasn't always felt a cat was fine, too
>>736407569assist beat hits are still assist spam and they're basically cutscenes too.You're still incentives to spam regular assists too. it's just shit tier unfun gameplay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeMfLxueS2Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9F7wTLn2win DMC as the floors gte harder the strategies chnage and the action gets more complexin Hifi rush it's just assist spam all the way through with constant screen pollution.
>>736386001goddamn I love indestructible girls
>>736382040She was one of the most forgettable characters in her own game, and in the last scene they make her a lesbo.So yeah, I can't even remember her name right now.
>>736407712Why would MS care about Mikami? I can see Spencer trying hard but his bosses cant care less about some jap dev no matter how many games he made.
>>736392510why are you complaining about brown people when you yourself are brown?
>>736382040Lesbo vibes thanks to that sidecut. Plus I just don't think her face is very pretty. Normally I'd be into the "delicious brown" though.
Focus Chai!
>>736382040I do though, I just think she'd be cuter as a cat. Same can be said for most girls, really.
>>736387254>BONK
>>736407121>character named Korsica>she's ScottishI guess that Scotland is the Corsica of the Anglosphere (not really but you can't find an actor making a good Welsh accent) but come on.
>/v/ claims to love brown tomboys>actually get one>complaining ensues
>>736404793I've got some message too. I read somewhere that Twin Peaks and Gilmore Girls happen on the same universe. Felt like it was complete schizo shit, but then again...i love both shows
>>736406419>not The Perfect DrugAbsolute Ludo moment for me
>>736382040>perpetuates the idea that only lesbian characters use the side haircutEvery. Fucking. Time.
>>736408656He's a known quantity for investors. He provided the facade of filling a market niche which boosted their profile.
>>736408236>Timed beat hits are spam That's not what the word spam means.>In DMC as the floors get harder your strategy changes Lmao what the fuck are you talking about I love DMC but air JC slashing will take you from 1 to 101
>>736412223identity-signalling fashion is self-reinforcing
>>736411784All the protags are named after types of tea or biscuits
>>736382040Korsica
>DEI slop game that flopped>/v/- "Why did they shut down the studio!?"
>>736396142Cheap skanky whore for generic SMF/Blender porn like the rest of Overwatch
>>736382040I can't say much about her. The game is pretty good though.
>invaders must die starts playingi came
>>736382040Carrot hairBrownFlat
>>736386001Very gently and gentlemanly-like seed her womb with rope after rope of my semen.
>game gets shilled as the new DMC/Bayonetta>it's a shallow beat em up with constant simon says minigames slapped over and the most reddit writing since borderlands
