>the game - has a solid little story with a pretty poignant theme. The Lumas sacrifice themselves when Bowser's hubris threatens to destroy the galaxy. In doing so, they teach that destruction leads to creation, death creates life, and life is a beautiful cycle that repeats with unexpected variations. >The movie has literally nothingHow did they fuck this up this bad?
>>736384218Rosalina teaches you all this stuff but they had to rape her character because Peach is a girl boss.
HUHUHUHMOMMY STRONG RIGHT MOMMY
>>736384218No one caresIt's just slop
>>736384218U R MR GAY
Galaxy 2 was always infinitely better than the first game anyway so who cares
it's a commercial for the games and toys
>>736384761Except for being completely soulless.
They had a really easy theme of parenting affecting their kids with Jr trying to destroy the world from Bowser’s bad parenting and the lumas rebuilding it from Rosalina’s good parenting yet they botched it.It’s just slop now.
>>736384218Why are we pretending Mario had a story nor do we care about it?
>death creates lifeaka male on malekys nigger jew faggot normie pussies
>>736384860The RPGs have story. So do the Paper Mario games.
>>736384860Galaxy was the one mainline game that had a slither of story, has more of one than the film
>>736384821>It's a commercial for a 15yo gameYou seem pretty retarded bro
movie was cute and fun. very average kids movie story structure. fun nintendo references. stay mad chuds
>>736384860Why did they call it, Mario Galaxy movie if it isn't a Mario Galaxy movie?
>>736384218Never mind, here’s your Super Mario Bros 2 World Yoshi’s Island Odyssey Starfox Movie instead
>>736384218They likely pivoted early on away from being a faithful adaptation of the game and decided it should be 90 minutes of member berries
Bump
>>736385101It is a Mario Galaxy movie
>>736384218peach and rosalina game when?
women are stronger than men
>>736384218The Mario Galaxy game genuinely had more of an ongoing plot than the movie and was more cinematic.>Greater sense of scale and tension>Bold, operatic soundtrack>Rosalina is the guardian steering the mission, saves Mario after all hope seems lost at the start>Rosalina's backstory was more detailed and she had more dialogue than the movie>Encounters with Bowser and Bowser Jr. peppered throughout the game to raise the stakes>Epic finale where a supernova explosion happens from a black hole singularity, resetting the universe and making Rosalina into a GodThe movie is a fucking failure on every level
>>736384860You're talking about games. MOVIES are supposed to have stories.
>>736384860Tell me what's the point of making a video game movie if it's still not going to have a story, besides marketing which is the only reason they're made of course
>>736384218It's pure ADHDslop, they know the average person is attention deficit because of a cripping addiction to social media and short form ''content'', of course people will clap like seals for this garbage
>>736384218I didn't play the games and I'm still disappointed, movie is a spastic mess and a huge downgrade from the first one in every respect. Feels like there were two sides trying to push two different concepts (dunno, the French and the Japanese?), and then corporate Nintendo meddled with it and pushed it through with unfinished script because they had to by certain date or something.
I liked the movie fine. Two major gripes, I hated Bowser Jrs eyes that looked like he hadn't slept in a month, and the way all the characters immediately jump on Fox's dick just for existing.
>>736384218>galaxy movie>art render of mario doing galaxies main gameplay mechanic>mario does no such thing in the entire runtime of the movie, the red star powerup finale doesnt fucking count.>instead we need gurlboss peach soloing Warts entire army in an enclosed space with nothin but her parasol cuz she need no man>we need star fox leading the charge into every battle>we need filler plotline with yoshi and babies for reference>we need mario and peach to do a shallow mario maker reference the movie mainly fucking blows because there is no actual focus on a theme. They do not use the Galaxy games thematic setting in the slightest except for 10 second long animations of gurlboss peach flying past a few planetoids. Every single time they enter a new planet / setting its always through crash landing with a piloted ship. Movie should have been a far more direct adaptation of the first mario galaxy, with peach getting kidnapped along with bowser by jr. then have mario luigi yoshi meet rosalina and have them collect power stars, you know, the main mcguffin from the first film to add some continuity to the universe. Have them split up during the hunt, there you can throw in the back to back scenes of references with them doing things from the Galaxy games.
DEI movie
>>736389438I thought you were joking about short form content shit. Apparently netflix is forcing producers and directors to make movies or shows so that people can follow along while they are fucking around on phones or doing stuff on another monitor.
>>736384218Movie wasn't actually as bad as I thought as it was going to be for something I knew was going to be mostly nothing but game references.
>>736393058Same. I had the same feeling after watching the first one so it's at least consistent
>>736392691Bleak
People pretending Mario games have more than a story that gives the game a reason to exist. And they are made that the movie based on this has a story that only serves to give the movie and its action set pieces a reason to exist. If they ever make blue the movie you'll complain its the wrong shade of blue
Are people memeing/shitposting or does it really have "no story" ? I can't imagine how a movie has no story.
>>736384218jesus christ OP, cringe post
>>736395859gms
>>736395859>He cringes at sincere postingNgmi
>>736388619>>736384218Why do I get the feeling this is just you talking out your rose-tinted nostalgic ass, and if I go play the games, it's just gonna be Rosalina telling Mario to go and BING BING WAHOO?
>>736396094The very first scene in the game is talking about life and death and the life cycle of the Lumas.
>>736384218I liekt da movi :)
>>736396070it's not sincere, just look at that shit. that's the dumbest analysis of galaxy anyone has ever seen
>>736390035r u me?
>>736396278>Dumbest analysisEverything stated in that post is literally what Galaxy is about. From the prologue with Rosalina, to the themes of the storybook, to the ending of the game.
>>736384218Game>Rosalina left her family to venture alone with just a Luma(s), she has a brother, is from the mushroom kingdom, and is thousands of years old>Movie: Rosalina is only a few years older than Peach and both are from space and traveled together.
>>736396313I mean I had a few more gripes than just that but yeah sure why not.
>>736384218Calling it The Mario Galaxy Movie is very dishonest. It's adapting like five different games into a single new narrative.
>>736395812it's mostly "things happening" without any real development on character side, very dry and let's you disappointedif you or anyone really cares, to sum up the "major" plot points i remember:>bowser jr gets told bedtime story by bowser of planet bowser with princess powered cannon to dominate universe>kidnaps rosalina for that>mario and luigi find yoshi in mexico universe from odessey>peach has birthday party and mario gives her umbrella as gift>luma lands and warns peach and goes with toad to save rosalina>jr goes to mk to save daddy, that now redeemed himself, fights against mario luigi yoshi>mario yoshi luigi and bowser end on bee planet>bowser gets back big, stays behind to let the others reach the gateway galaxy, now a spaceport>ukiki steals toad's stuff and they run after him, meet wart and smb2 crew, win fight, he tells them where rosalina is>they meet fox isekai'd through wormhole to bring them there>they reunite with mario luigi yoshi and fuck off>jr saves daddy that is conflicted about staying good or going back bad>they follow good guys, shoot them with shrink ray super scope at bowser's request fox's ship, making baby mario and luigi, they land on dino planet>luigi sends message and lumas hear the call, saving them>peach discovers rosalina is her sister and got dropped in pipe to save her from unseen evil>fox drives the rosalina hub to bowser planet>bowser turns back evil, jr puts mario and peach through obstacle course>they reach bowser, kill him in classic lava pit by cutting bridge, turns in dry bowser>daddy and jr vs mario luigi yoshi fight with epic references like odessey dragon and g&w>mario saves jr from dragon eating him>peach saves rosalina with power of sisterhood>they rebuild peach castlethe endpost credit is>jr and dry bowser in prison, fox still in marioverse>daisy showing up in gateway galaxy
I liked it quite a bit. It was better than the last one
>>736396094Does this look like bing bing wahoo to you?
>>736400834This is as retarded as the movie just in a different way
>>736384218I too, am 4 years old
>>736395690Why'd they choose blue and not red?
>>736384860you're a retarded shill.basically every mario game has more story than the mario galaxy movie. which is fucking pathetic for a movie to have worse and far more shallow writing than video games.every character in the movie is treated better in the games media:Rosalina is a no brainier with her actually being a real character in the game. with writing that has real substance and captures the human condition. WHICH THEY REMOVED in the movie.another example ROB: in the Mario Galaxy movie: a substanceless, key jingly reference with a horrible cringe voice, bad attempts at humor and bad writing. in Subspace Emissary: Has an actual character arc, grows as a character, experiences loss, Has defining moments that actually make you feel something.. all done through 'show don't tell' instead of cringey exposition. Not even a single line of dialogue is needed.This one fucking irrelevant character in Smash bros has better writing and better treatment than ANY character in the mario movie. None of them even have a fucking character arc let alone competent writing that isn't completely devoid of intelligence and heart.
>>736395859Timmy seethe
>>736384218You know what? I'm glad this movie didn't adapt Mario Galaxy at all because at least it means we don't get a bad adaptation of Mario Galaxy.It would've been great to get a good adaptation but that would need too much faith.In a few years this movie will be a footnote while the original game will still be talked about>>736400834>tfw no giantess Rosalina
would it have been so hard to foreshadow that using the magic brush could backfire?
Why did the critics hate this movie but liked Detective Pikachu and Sonic and even the first Mario movie?
>>736401623NO WE MUST REFERENCE THAT ONE BOSS FROM MARIO ODYSSEY AND YOU WILL CLAP, HOW CAN OUT REFERENCE EXIST AS A REFERENCE IF ITS FORESHADOWED? wasn't that boss an electric dragon as well?
>>736401690They imitate the loudest crowd when they aren't paid enough to shill it
>>736384218my favorite part of the MARIO movie and its sequel, the MARIO Galaxy movie were the parts where Mario jobs pathetically while princess Peach effortlessly defeats everyone and gets more screentime in the process.I also love how they made Rosalina a girlboss and then introduced a 3rd girlboss in Daisy because clearly one girlboss wasn't enough
Jiggling keys.
>>736384860I don't think saying the games have barebone braindead simple plots when the movies can't even follow that properly is the kind of defense shills want it to beI think its pretty sad galaxy has no coherent plot and couldn't even follow the insanely basic framework the game set up for it
>>736401690They don't play video games and expect a movie to work as a movie and not a compilation of references that makes a fan base open their mouths and clap at the most menial of references.T. I paid to watch this in cinemas a few hours ago
>>736401489I'm not reading all that
>>736400960>Rosalina is an actual character.>Rosalina knows about 'your special one', helps you reach her and never once says she's her sister because that would be fucking retarded and nonsensical.>Rosalinas story teaches about death, greif but also life and moving on.Sorry faggot but that's way more substance than the trash movie got. Your movie is shit.Instead of slochy cringe corpo trash they could have done something human with Rosalina if they had anyone with a brain and soul working for that dogshit company.even the sonic movie had "a light that shines even after the star is gone" before the fucked it up with a cringe joke.
Saw it today, pretty entertaining. I feel like they should have explained how Bowser Jr. managed to create that entire fleet and planet though, even if it's through a joke scene. It was a little much to just accept that
>>736384218STFU and post the Rosalina porn you idiots. I need to inflate my collection with Rosalina, im lacking. Make sure feet are in frame too, ideal with galaxy toenail polish, but light blue/teal will also work.
This movie mindbroke Snoys so hard, it's insane.
>>736401845Rosalina is a damsel in distress in this move and barely had screentime, how is she a ''girlboss''?
Any chance Nintendo makes a game based on this movie?
>>736401845>I also love how they made Rosalina a girlbossQuite the opposite, Rosalina fans hate the movie because they turned her into a damsel in distress with only 10 minutes of screen time.
>>736401845several years later and the snoy is still trying to use this cope
>>736384218>the doki doki panic gang is in the movie for literally one scene>mouser and birdo dont even get speaking roles, they just get one-shotted by peach>earn a spot on the promotional poster anyway
I'd accept the Peach casino scene better if she ate the mushroom prior to the fight, because she basically soloed everything in normal state.
>>736401909even a 1st grader could read that small amount of text no problem. how low IQ are you?
>>736401868It wasn't trying to kek
>>736401941>>736401489Why does this movie need "plot"?
Of the numerous things wrong with this movie, the one that pissed me off the most was that the pace was so ADHD, they couldn't even linger on a musical theme for long enough to appreciate it. You get like 4 bars of an orchestral version of a theme from the game, and your mouth muscles just barely begin to actuate a smirk in recognition, and then the music changes, because the scene changed, because this movie can't allow your eyeballs to rest for even a fraction of a second. This is peak tiktok generation media. If anything on the screen stagnates for a moment, the audience will whip out their phones and start scrolling vertical format video feeds, so you have to absolutely assault them with incongruent flashes of color and noise, and not let up until the credits roll.
>>736402249>why does a movie need a plotabsolute retard.
>>736402249Think of an average critic who's never played a Nintendo game outside of maybe SMB 1 as a kid. You think they're going to give two fucks about seeing Fox, Birdo, Wart, and all the other people? Imagine you went to see a movie and every other scene is shit like "and then they went to see Blongus! Then they went to the Poople dimension! Oh look it's Princess Pumbo!! You wouldn't give a shit. Like >>736402271 said it's basically a movie for the tiktok generation, but even worse because if you don't get the references then the movie isn't even a movie. It's like a worse version of Rise of the Skywalker.
>>736402271The first movie had the fire flower field scene where Peach talked about how she became a princess and wondered why she doesn't have a family, the Galaxy movie not being able to do the same for Rosalina or any of the other characters in the movie is a damn shame.
>>736402249Because even the galaxy game had a plot and that's a fucking game.the game functions better as a more respectable movie than the movie does. Try rubbing 2 brain cells together and thinking.
>>736402249
>>736401971Are you merely pretending to be retarded?>depicted Rosalina as a smug magical asskicking ninja that poses with explosions in the background>only defeated because Bowser Jr takes a hostage and gets 1 cheap shot in>nearly breaks free immediately free after that, again to show how much of a magical asskicking ninja she isListen, if a female character solves all her problems with violence, is inexplicitly stronger than all the male characters around her, and only "loses" in the fact of cheap tricks or deception, she's probably a girlboss.
If you went in wanting to be pissed off you got what you paid forIf you went in wanting to like it you got what you paid for
>>736402498That's all negated by being a damsel in distress. Being powerful doesn't mean shit if you need somebody to save you lmao.
>>736395690>blue the movie>includes every other fucking color for equal time for equity purposes making blue’s actual screen time minimal in blue’s own movie
>>736384860In order to seethe and shriek and throw tantrums, like we do with anything and everything.
>>736384896The Paper Mario games are the best Mario games.
>>736402594Yeah the movie should have just been Mario running in circles on a black background
>>736385023Yeah a game they still sell on their e-shop
>peach goes into wart's casino>is surrounded by hundreds of his goons>her clever plan to get information is to just effortlessly beat the shit out of everyone theregood writing
I don't play Mario games for the story, I don't watch Mario movies for the story.
>>736402732Ah, so it's like when you select Peach in SMB2 and effortlessly lay waste to his army and generals and then him.
>>736402785doesn't count
>>736402741>i watch a movie not for the story but to CONSOOMLemme guess: american, right?
>>736402785yes, it was very bizarre to watch
>>736402810Of course it doesn't count, nothing gets in the way of your daily rage.>>736402889I watch other movies for their stories. Mario doesn't need a story.
>>736402732They were chasing Ukiki who ran in there. Peach only went on the offensive because Wart let slip he knew something about Rosalina.
The only people who hate the movie are angry because it isnt woke and gay. Movies dont need a plot or characters to be entertaining. Mario Galaxy is perfect the way it is.
>>736402810Why?
I loved Fox McCloud in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.I was expecting to see Bowser's ex-wife.I loved seeing F.L.U.D.D. in the background.I enjoyed eating my salad and drinking my chocolate Boosts during the movie.I enjoyed sitting on the floor with my plushies.I was expecting the Lumas to sacrifice themselves.I loved seeing the Ruined Dragon at the end.I bought a The Super Mario Galaxy Movie blanket before walking into the IMAX auditorium.
>>736402498>nearly breaks free immediately free after that, again to show how much of a magical ass kicking ninja she isHuge plot hole, if she could still use her powers why did she job so hard and why did she wait so long to break free.They destroyed her actual role as a magical cosmic entity that helps you, and instead ruined her character by making her way overpowered only to then back peddle on that immediately like a bunch of skitzo niggers who don't know what the fuck they're doing.She's a fucking jobber like Aqua in KH3. terrible writing.
>>736402958fuck you
>>736402948It has plenty of characters.
>>736402986Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>736402978So she's like in the games where she gets her shit pushed in by Bowser and sits back while you do all the work.
Sunshine movie when?!
Genuinely what do you even do for a sequelWario?King Boo?
>>736402943and a well written scene would have something actually interesting happen like maybe peach could do a cool wager (cause it was y'know a casino), maybe reincorporate some gambling skill she demonstrated or picked up earlier in the movie from another character, but no it's just "and then the protagonist hit everyone in the room"
>>736403097It will probably be based on the next 3D Mario, which will be the biggest Mario game ever.
>>736384218The problem with this "theme" is that it's only present at the very beginning and very end with little substance in between those points, it doesn't feel particularly fleshed out in the slightest and isn't reinforced in the gameplay either. The worst thing about movie being mediocre was it bringing out the retards who try to act like Galaxy had a profound plot that wasn't just Bowser kidnapped peach and also Rosalina is there digging in her butt at the observatory for 99% of the runtime.>muh storybookAdmittedly nice, but entirely optional and has no bearing on the actual plot's events as presented in the story
>>736384218imagine being an adult man with hair on his ass and caring abut MUH MARIO and LE MARIO MOVIES like holy shit grow the fuck up wtf? i wasnt even interested in shit like that as a kid ffs
>>736403248yeah but something something cosmic cycle (This totally isn't just an excuse to end the game and let you play as Luigi it's actually really deep)
>>736403264I brought my sideburns and my mustache with me to the movie.I am more of a man than you, snoy glowie.
>>736403040>where she gets her shit pushed in by BowserThat never really happens in the game.But at least you'll get rule 34 of her getting raped by purple goo or whatever out of it so hope that's worth a shit movie.
For as central as Yoshi was to the marketing, anyone think its weird how he was just kinda….there? He really did fuck all except the baby/dinosaur sequence. I kinda figured it was gonna be ‘his’ movie with how heavily he was pushed.
>>736403342It is.
If any other franchise made a movie like this, /v/ wouldn't give a rat's hairy ass.
>>736403342I think bowser steals all the grand stars off screen which isn't a good look
>>736403367There's just nothing to do with Yoshi even in the gamesYoshi doesn't have a main villain you can make a story around, he doesn't have any personality besides being like a pet dinosaur, his entire existence really is just being "there," even in a game play senseI like him but he's just Yoshi>>736403394Yeah it's just a not great not terrible kid's movie and it had characters from Mario. Cool to see them animated with a big budget. That's about it
>>736403342>That never really happens in the game.He stopped her ship in mid-flight and sucked away all of the Stars that powered it, and that was before he went down to the planet to abduct Peach, and Rosalina couldn't do shit. In the second game his Galaxy Generator is actively sucking every ounce of power from her ship and she's unable to do anything or escape.
I want to buy a refurbished Wii U from Walmart so I can experience Star Fox Zero for myself.I don't believe what the reviews say about it.
>>736403490have a blast :)
>>736403474she's not overpowered like she is in the movie and she still defends the planet observatory, doesn't get captured and is there for the whole game using her powers to help mario.>she doesn't immediately restore the ship and make is move without any power starsso what.
>>736384218It's a little weird because I thought Lumalee from the first movie was heavily foreshadowing that element of their character. I guess Nintendo and Illumination didn't have the nerve to make people even a little bit sad.
>>736384218>Bowser's hubriscan't /pol/fags stay in their containment zone and keep their conspiracy theories for themselves? You have a fucking board, tranny chud.
>>736384218>How did they fuck this up this bad?Using the Galaxy subtitle unironically
>>736403646She didn't get captured in the games because Bowser doesn't give a shit about her.>using her powers to help marioShe uses them once, after he's gotten enough stars for the ship to function again.
>>736403446Eh, I think if they gave a shit they coulda done something for Yoshi in the movie. Have him trying to return home to his island (first movie established multiple yoshis already) or something? Have him get homesick but find comfort in his new Mario family? Fucking anything. They set up tension between him and Toad and it goes nowhere. Also felt like a missed chance to not have him and Birdo get screen time together, even as a quick gag.
>>736403692Yes I remember the story book I just also happen to think it's not the holiest text ever written
>>736403531I will.For real.
>>736403287>>736403248Looks like you retards didn't play the game (or weren't paying attention). There's a subplot about Rosalina and here relationship with the Lumas told along side the main story. You can even buy that story separately as it's own story book.>Isn't reinforced in the gameplay either. The entire game you constantly force feed Lumas or ask Lumas to turn into various things to help you along your journey such as power ups, warp stars or even different planete to go to. It reinforces the theme all throughout the game. Even the main story talks about the life cycle of lumas and Rosalina, you can't miss it. Its ridiculous that retards like you parroting these talking points still exist.
>>736395812It just has nothing to do with Mario Galaxy so it sets expectations that clearly aren't met. And the history is just a bunch of in between short clips smashed together that has nothing to do with main plot and all could be skipped
>>736402161>It was shit on purpose!still not the defense you think it is.
>>736403789See my reply before you embarrassingly deleted your post>>736403747
>>736403825>>736403747Are you going to give an actual argument? Or admit you were wrong? The game constantly reinforces the theme through the lumas transforming into various different things and you would know that if you actually played it.
I kept thinking about Shigeru Miyamoto the whole time while watching the movie.
>>736401868>mario goes to various galaxies and collects stars for an hour and fifteen minutes>last fifteen minutes is the observatory flying to bowser's base, mario fights and beats him, universe implodes, movie starts over, cut to creditsEpic.
>>736403898This is on the level of skin theory in spongebob
>>736403947Yeah they only referenced stuff he or Koezumi made
>>736403957Okay, so no argument.
>>736403149It'll have Daisy, Tatanga, Wario and Waluigi, and be based on Wonder, Odyssey, Land 1 and 2, and have a Mario Sports or Mario Party scene for Daisy
>>736403789>>muh storybookAlso, like I said, the main story very much twiddles it's thumb for most of the mid-point. The "cycle" does NOT play into any of the main objectives that you actually play through, and the biggest impact it has is the Lumas becoming the galaxies you explore which is basically flavor text that loosely justifies the main progression cycle. The game does barely anything with it's themes besides merely presenting them and asking the player to fill in the blanks, which is fine because it's a Mario platformer, and being disappointed the movie did little with them is valid, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend it's some life-changing profound narrative never before seen in the medium of video games.
>>736403708>>736403264>>736403287>>736403248Embarrassing losers. You enjoy mediocrity.
>>736400834I’m surprised they went through the effort to make a SNES 2D sprite of Rosalina. She debuted in a 3D game well after 2D sprite games were kinda being phased out.
>>736404026Dude it's a children's game that has a children's storybook in itIt's fine but it's not that big of a deal
>>736404026>enjoy mediocritythe movies was a flat 6/10, I'm just tried of Galaxy babies acting like the Storybook carries the rest of the game's complete ambivalence towards it's supposed central theme past the bare minimum.
>>736404050after all that mario maker shilling its pretty clear 3 is in development.
>>736404050I hated it at first but when they showed Peach's SNES sprite I remembered that it's actually what she looked like and was surprised how faithfully shitty it wasI t hink I was just used to Peach's Mario Advance sprite
Loving and hating this movie are equally pathetic
>>736403248>Admittedly nice, but entirely optional and has no bearing on the actual plot's events as presented in the storyAre you retarded? That's the fucking point, the storybook add all the background you need to understand Rosalina's actions at the end.>The problem with this "theme" is that it's only present at the very beginning and very end with little substanceThat's why it's a game, it does what it can when gameplay is the main focus. The movie isn't a game, it's supposed to expand on this and they failed miserably.
>>736404174>It's supposed toNo, you wanted it to
>>736404153It's simultaneously a terrible movie and a great key jingler, of course reception is going to be on opposite extremes
>>736404085>I'm just tried of Galaxy babies acting like the Storybook carries the rest of the gameIt does
>>736403998Every galaxy you visit is powered by or tied to Lumas. You feed them Star Bits to grow or transform them into launch stars, planets, or even entire galaxies. Some Lumas explicitly sacrifice or evolve during missions. Collecting Power Stars (pieces of the broken cosmos) to power the Observatory and reach the center literally rebuilds order from chaos.That's the gameplay directly playing into the story's themes, and yet you're trying to sit here and pretend that it doesn't at all?
>>736402082Even a 1st grader can tell the difference between can't and not. How low IQ are you?
>>736404174>Are you retarded? That's the fucking point, the storybook add all the background you need to understand Rosalina's actions at the end.Cool. Would've been nice if it informed any meaningful action of hers during 99% of the game rather than her standing there while Mario does all the work like the proper princess she is. The Lumas play more of an active role than her.>That's why it's a game, it does what it can when gameplay is the main focusI don't disagree, but don't act like the plot's all that, then.>The movie isn't a game, it's supposed to expand on this and they failed miserably.Fair complaint also, and one I never brought up because I also agree. Being disappointed the movie didn't expand upon Galaxy's themes and trying to gas up Galaxy itself as some grand narrative experience are two different thing and I was plainly criticizing the latter.
>>736404248A great key jingler would have had story book stuff to keep onions lords like >>736404174 happy, it's an okay key jingler and a mediocre kids movie.I think it's kind of weird how successful these movies are but they're ridiculously inoffensive
>Koizumi: Instead of patronizing kids what if we respected their intelligence by putting in some deeper themes to encourage them to think a bit about the world and-DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
>>736403998>but I'm not going to sit here and pretend it's some life-changing profound narrative never before seen in the medium of video games.Nobody was fucking saying this you fucking retard. You're just a Mario Disneyfanboy tard that's strawmanning because you can't stand any critique of your mediocre shite movie. You're sitting here and acting aloof, pretending as though you're coming from a place of bi-partisanship when it's obvious it's anything but. The fact the games stories' are simple should make them harder to miss, yet I've seen dozens of people giving the strong impression that they're too vapid to spot a story when it's put in front of them.
Making Rosalina Peach's older sister is going to make the doujins even hotter.
>>736403979Nintendo will have the next 3D Mario establish the next generation of the Mario formula with Mario's daughter being saved by, I'm guessing a new male Mario-looking character, who teams up with Mario in the next 3D Mario for the Switch 2.Mario is still the main character, says my personal leaker.My gut tells me that he will team up with Bananza Pauline's boyfriend crush to save her from a new enemy who isn't Bowser, nor Wart, and probably isn't Bowser Jr. either because he teamed up with Mario in Bowser's Fury.I get my Nintendo leaks from my personal leaker who prays to Jesus Christ.
>>736404351>Nobody was fucking saying this you fucking retard. You're just a Mario Disneyfanboy tard that's strawmanningOh he's MAD mad
>>736404381I doubt they do anything to meaningfully change anything
>>736404050Those sprites look pretty terrible.pillow shading, bad colour choices, no display of pixel art techniques.
>>736404347It's okay. They'll reboot the Mario movie with Koizumi at the helm after Miyamoto passes away. The third movie will probably be his last film with Mario anyways.
>>736404462I agree but the left is literally from Mario WorldI think they just wanted Rosalina to match
>>736404253The galaxies being powered by the Lumas is an example of the theme which is why I brought it up, but none of the actions you take while in them reinforce this. None of the missions really pertain to it, none of the bosses do, Bowser's plot isn't really tied to it either. My main complaint, which I'll now reiterate, is that the game PRESENTS these themes but does nothing profound with them over the course of it's runtime. This is why I said the Lumas becoming the galaxies is the bare minimum. Maybe if the game mandated that we stopped and got to know which Lumas were turned into Galaxies, or see more Lumas excited of the kind of life they could harbor, or maybe even spend some time with a Luma who understands the importance of the cycle but is still ultimately scared of losing it's "self", I'd be singing a different tune. But nah, we got the storybook and then Rosalina waffling about life and death at the two ass ends of the game instead. Themes and such.
>>736403735>SMB2M could have been Wart as the big bad>SMB3M could have been the koopalings w/Jr. as the big bads>SMWM could have been Yoshi's big movie>The Super Mario Land Movie could have been Daisy's debut with Tatanga's return and have Wario as the post-credits teaserSo much went wrong with the second movie it's not even funny.
>>736404318>Would've been nice if it informed any meaningful action of hers during 99% of the game rather than her standing there while Mario does all the work like the proper princess she is.It explains her entire backstory. That's the backstory informing all of her actions. >I don't disagree, but don't act like the plot's all that, then.Nobody was saying this.
The weirdest part about the movie to me was that it couldn't even be nostalgia reference slop for the game it's supposed to be based on. They don't visit a single level or extensively feature any enemies or characters from Mario Galaxy in the fucking *Mario Galaxy Movie*. Rosalina is only in the first and last 5 minutes of the movie and anything else from Mario Galaxy is just insanely minor shit in the background almost all relegated to that scene where they're at the airport or whatever. Even when they're on the bee planet or wherever they were when they visit the queen bee for like 2 minutes, it looked nothing like the planet from the game and they couldn't even bother to make mario get the bee power up or something. The movie had more direct references to Odyssey than Galaxy. You also don't even really get the impression it's a space journey either, all the locations they visit look visually identical to the ones from the first movie that's just in the Mushroom Kingdom. And much as I got a kick out of seeing Star Fox in the movie, his inclusion felt random and unnecessary and like they only did it for reddit karma.I really don't even care that it's a bad movie, if it just wants to be reference slop then fine whatever but it really couldn't even get that part right so in my eyes it was a complete and utter failure through and through.
>>736404050it annoyed me how there was a super mario world speaker block in one of the smb1 mario maker shots
>>736404571>It explains her entire backstory. That's the backstory informing all of her actions.And I'm saying she would've acted more if they really cared about portraying the theme in a meaningful during during the meat of the game people interacted with.
>>736404437They will.My gut tells me that Bananza Pauline might also fall in love with a plumber, just like how Mayor Pauline fell in love with Mario, a plumber, and just like how Lady Pauline fell in love with Jumpman, also a plumber.Or maybe we get Mareach in the next 3D Mario, who knows.Probably not, considering Odyssey's ending, but, who knows.
>>736404201>No, you wanted it toNo, it is supposed to, in fact it HAD to. They didn't even try to adapt any of it so your point is moot, the movie has nothing to do with the game they promised to adapt other than having Rosalina in it>>736404318>Would've been nice if it informed any meaningful action of hers during 99% of the game rather than her standing there while Mario does all the workShe doesn't fight and there is no reason for her to explain her childhood to you>don't act like the plot's all that, then. We are talking about the movie so yeah, the plot is way more important here than the game>Being disappointed the movie didn't expand upon Galaxy's themesIt's not just not expanding them, they didn't even touch them. The first movie is more galaxy themed than this one because it has a suicidal luma and a bunch of characters scared of dying because Bowser is going to kill them with lava. Here nothing happens. None of the lumas care about becoming a Galaxy, nobody fears dead. Rosalina's backstory is a cliffhanger for the next movie. No Bowser final moment where he realizes he is losing his empire. Nintendo sold me a product about X and the product has nothing to do with X so I am mad >>736404330Nigger
>>736404708>it is supposed to, in fact it HAD to
>>736404543You actively engage with Lumas' transformative nature constantly. Hungry Lumas eat Star Bits and grow into new galaxies or launch structures you then explore. Colored Lumas turn into Pull Stars, Launch Stars, or power-ups right in front of you during mission. That's not just "Surface level". Your progression literally depends on the Lumas, which helps reinforce the game's themes. Continue ignoring this like the dishonest autist you are, it's really hilarious. >Does nothing profound with themAgain, the entire focus is about the gameplay, not solely about the story. >B-but then don't pretend that the story is allNobody was acting like it was you fucking retarded mongoloid. >Themes and suchOh, you're a retarded zoomer spouting twitter terms, I should have realized that earlier, considering your take was all over twitter after this movie released.
>>736404556There not making a direct adaptation of the games only using them as a basis to make a story around them. The third movie will be loosely based on the Mario Land games since Daisy will be introduced. The 4th movie if they make one will probably be around the Paper Mario/RPG series. They'll continue making the movies as long they keep making a shit ton of money at the movies. Also, merch and game sales.
>>736404573>They don't visit a single level or extensively feature any enemies or characters from Mario GalaxyBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>736404741>Waiter waiter. More slop please. It's fine. It has the Nintendo logo
>>736404787I'm definitely curious to see how far they're willing to step out of the Miyamoto Koezumi games for story bits, I'm actually shocked Daisy is showing up
>>736404640>And I'm saying she would've acted more if they really cared about portraying the theme in a meaningful during during the meat of the game people interacted with.She literally gives a speech each time you bring back a grand star.
>>736403394But it's not another franchise. It's the most popular series of one of the most stupidly profitable companies in video games. Why do tendies refuse to hold their ultrarich megacorporation to any real standards?
>>736404798in his incoherent rambling he went on to explain how that doesn't count since you can't see a bee mario
>>736404351The movie was mediocre.>>736404708>She doesn't fight and there is no reason for her to explain her childhood to you>They wrote it so that she doesn't do anything to that justifies why she doesn't do anything!!!Maybe if she actually DID do something we could've gotten her backstory naturally woven into the plot like most games with a narrative try to do for central characters. Alas.>We are talking about the movie so yeah, the plot is way more important here than the gameNo shit? This doesn't address my point at all and is borderline non-sequitur. You don't seem to be getting that my point here isn't defending the movie, it's actually tackling Galaxies' own handling of it's "poignant" themes.
>>736404819YOU PIG.YOU ABSOLUTE PIG.
>>736404820well they needed a third girlboss you see
>>736404798>doesn't look anything like the level from the gameBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>736384218Saw it yesterday on a big drink with friends, worse than the first. The critics who said it was designed for youtube shorts were completely right. I liked the SMB2 sequence. I thought they did a good job having Bowser and Bowser Jr hate Mario enough to kill him but like him enough to play tennis.
>>736404942>It doesn't count!You are a pig.
>>736404856>it's actually tackling Galaxies' own handling of it's "poignant" themes.And you don't even want to talk about how the movie doesn't even address any of them making even the title of the movie questionable. So fine then
>>736404798>queen in the game>kind and helpful>queen in the movie>complete bitchI don't think westerners can actually write nice female characters any more
>>736404856>The movie was mediocre.No, it was dogshit. The fact that you're refusing to call a bad movie bad, is only further proving to me your fanboyism. >Maybe if she actually did something>Recruits Mario for helping her find the grand stars>Gives Mario his signature spin attack in the game>Gives him the comet observatory to help him>Is literally the reason that there's even a plot at all.
>>736404965I thought it was better than the first but both hover around that "It's absolutely mediocre and difficult to have a strong opinion on" area
>>736404995The fact that you think there are poignant themes in Mario Galaxy is pathetic kek
>>736404970And you're a weird faggot everyone on this board hates
>>736404110This but in my case I know it's because I was used to SMB2 Peach
>>736404798Well queen bee has like 2 lines, she's not in honeyhive galaxy, her design is wrong and she's completely out of character and unfaithful to Galaxy.I'd hardly call that "extensively feature". It's just more key jingly references.
>>736405005She thought that they destroyed her flowers.That doesn't happen in the game.
Fox acts more like movie Sonic in this than actual Fox.
>>736405040Lying to the consumers about what your film is even about really is pathetic
I don't understand why reviewers said this movie was for TikTok viewers, I had to play it at 2x speed while pressing forward
>>736405127He needed more screen time to develop his character
>>736405138Mario Galaxy means "Mario in space with blue peach" to 99% of people
>Talks about Galaxy the game's themes>Ninendo cum slurper immediately has to come into the thread to try (and fail) to tear down the way that Galaxy handles it's themes to try to drive away criticisms of their movieI hope someone pulls a Columbine on you fucks someday.
>>736405127he's even gayer than sonic.I cringed so hard when he said "BARRELL ROOOOOOLLLLLLS" such low brow, superficial pandery fucking garbage.
>>736405235We just aren't as head over heels for the game as you, sorry
>>736404782>You actively engage with Lumas' transformative nature constantly. Hungry Lumas eat Star Bits and grow into new galaxies or launch structures you then explore. Colored Lumas turn into Pull Stars, Launch Stars, or power-ups right in front of you during mission. That's not just "Surface level". Your progression literally depends on the Lumas, which helps reinforce the game's themes. Continue ignoring this like the dishonest autist you are, it's really hilarious.You're literally just reiterating what you said before. You constantly INTERACT with this shit, but the prescence of a theme doesn't inherently make it meaningful, and I'm saying just SEEING the Lumas do the same thing over and over without actually exploring the particular implications or even their thoughts on it in a direct way that player are forced to engage with during the main story progression makes it bare minimum. It boils them down to a gameplay function and almost entirely strips any sort of impact seeing them transform into shit just to aid Mario could have, which is, of course, typical for a Mario platformer, but if you're actually going to sit here and espouse the effectiveness of the themes I'm going to examine it like I would any other game that tries to present a message and forms itself around said message.
>>736405065>Well queen bee has like 2 lines,She only appears a few times in Galaxy 1, to my knowledge.>she's not in honeyhive galaxy,But she is.>her design is wrongNo it isn't.>and she's completely out of character and unfaithful to Galaxy.If in Galaxy 1, Peach's castle crashlanded in Honeyhive Galaxy, Queen Bee probably would have reacted like she does in the movie.
>>736405081Oh fuck I responded to a tripfag how embarrassing
>>736403947>>736405127
>>736405225>Mario Galaxy is just Mario in space with blue peachThey couldn't even keep the expectations high with this one because Rosalina gets kidnapped and she has 3 lines of dialogue LMAOOOO
I'm curious what horrible disfigurement Bowser will have at the end of the next movie
>>736405016>No, it was dogshit. The fact that you're refusing to call a bad movie bad, is only further proving to me your fanboyism.Okay, it was dogshit? 6/10 is still a failing grade at the end of the day. Dunno what that was supposed to prove, but if it makes you happy.>Recruits marioBowser did that by virtue of kidnapping Peach. Rosalina is a framing device, not the catalyst.>Gives Mario his signature spin attack in the gameDoes something at the beginning of the game, cool.>Gives him the comet observatory to help himSame as point 1-The Comet Observatory's main function of hub world is almost entirely divorced from her narratively and thematically and I doubt much would've changed if she hadn't given her express consent for him to use it.>Is literally the reason that there's even a plot at all.No, that's Bowser, again.
>>736405301You didn't even try with your response there.You knew I was right, but you couldn't think of an excuse.
>>736405265Seeing Lumas transform over and over isn't isolated gameplay filler. The repetition builds familiarity with their childlike eagerness and helpful nature, which makes the climax hit harder. Their earlier transformations were small acts of growth and creation; the ending is the ultimate one.
You think they'd make Daisy Peach/Rosalina's a sibling too? I think they're doing the star child thing but only with the Princesses.
>>736402001They couldn't afford more than 10 minutes of Brie Larson's voice acting
>>736405415>Okay, it was dogshit? 6/10 is still a failing grade at the end of the day. Dunno what that was supposed to prove, but if it makes you happy.Trying to act smug and aloof is probably one of the most annoying and smarmy things you can do an internet debate to try and appear like you're winning. It's blatant how obvious it is, and it's honestly pathetic.>Bowser did that by virtue of kidnapping Peach. Rosalina is a framing device, not the catalyst.He literally cannot travel through space with Rosalina's help. If she doesn't help, the plot doesn't happen.>The Comet Observatory's main function of hub world is almost entirely divorced from her narratively and thematically and I doubt much would've changed if she hadn't given her express consent for him to use it.The comet observatory is the culmination of all of her backstory and themes. Did you not play the fucking game, you retard?>No, that's Bowser, again.No, it's Rosalina, because without her, he can't even save Peach at all.
>>736405534Nah, Daisy has been Peach's cousin in some of the canon (although not officially, it may just be localization shit)
>>736405415>6/10It's a zero out of ten. It's literally worse than an AI video. It's absolute pig slop and the fact that you even gave it that grade is fucking insane.
>>736405604Why did they bother signing her in the first place? Just have Anna play Rosalina with a different voice. Boom, money saved.
>>736405296>But she is.No she's not honey hive galaxy has a specific design and that is not even close to it.
>>736405459>The repetition builds familiarity with their childlike eagerness and helpful nature, which makes the climax hit harder. Their earlier transformations were small acts of growth and creation; the ending is the ultimate one.You see, I'd be willing to buy into this is they'd actually bothered to flesh out Lumas as characters outside of the two (kinda) exceptions. Luma's eager willingness to help is borderline presented as a species trait that individuals very rarely deviate from, so I think seeing more of them express doubt, worry, wonder, curiosity, confusion, etc. would've gone a long way in making the fact that so many of them unerringly threw themselves into effective death and rebirth hit more. Seeming just do what they've always been doing but on a grander scale serves to reinforce their behavior, but I'd argue it doesn't particularly expand upon it in a meaningful way.
>>736384218Third best opening of all time for an animated film. Cry about it.
>>736405772They're not flawed little humans wrestling with existential dread; they're innocent, childlike star children whose entire existence is defined by joyful transformation and found family under Rosalina's maternal care. Their "species trait" of helpful selflessness makes the mass sacrifice at the black hole more powerful,
What's with the characters making no sense? Feels like they got alzheimer like the AI wrote their lines>Good bye Mario, I don't give a fuck about you, get this letter instead >Oh hello Mario. You aren't protecting the kingdom like I told you. I'm not going to care about this until the end of the filmPeach talks and feels wrong >I'm going to kill you Mario>Oh no my dad died. Feel bad about me >We are going to kill you Mario>Oh no my son died, feel bad about meThis fight was so stupid. Why are you trying to make me feel bad after Bowser already betrayed you like 2 times There is barely any character interaction that makes sense or feels genuine
>>736405761You are nitpicking.It doesn't have to be a floating island in space.
>>736405624>wah wah smugI did what you wanted man, why are you still bitching?>He literally cannot travel through space with Rosalina's help. If she doesn't help, the plot doesn't happen.Mario was going to find a way to do it anyways because it's Mario, and he's going to save Peach no matter what it takes. The idea that he "couldn't" have done it without her is borderline antithetical to the little character this guy has-you'd be far better served trying to argue that her backstory justified her complete willingness to help him when he's little more than a stranger to her at the start even divorced from the dire situation. >The comet observatory is the culmination of all of her backstory and themes.And it ends up amounting to a place you barely have to interact with at all. It's ground down to it's bare essentials a video-gamey hub world because they didn't feel like maybe locking more of the main plot behind actually exploring it and interacting with the Lumas in an meaningful capacity. You really don't seem to get that my complaints with what the game present are the fact that it makes no effort to actually make the player think about what they represent for the vast majority of it's runtime.>>736405706If you say so.
>>736384218>has literally nothingwhat, you don't like scowling peach musou the movie with Mario and the jiggly key friends as the comic relief?
>>736384218>has a pretty poignant themeNo it fucking doesn't.
>>736404347This.It seems like Koizumi is the only that gets it and yet he is forced on the franchise that doesn't do on that.We are in the wrong timeline.
>>736406212Sure it does, it goes duh duh, duhduh duh duuuhh
>>736406032>I did what you wanted man, why are you still bitching?You refused to call a bad movie bad. It's literally shit slop. >Mario was going to find a way to do it anyways because it's MarioJust because that's what Mario's character is about doesn't mean he automatically has all the skills and experience necessary to do anything he wants. >when he's little more than a stranger to her at the start even divorced from the dire situation.Her storybook backstory justifies all of this. >Le comet observatory Every return to the hub shows the Observatory visibly recovering and evolving as you restore its Power Stars>My complaints No, the actual problem here is that you're a moronic, strawmanning fucking retard with sense of what you're talking about. You're a retarded Nintendo fanboy that's desperate to downplay any criticisms of the movie that you're looking to try and tear down the thing it's based on to make it look better. You continously have acted as though fans of Galaxy are acting as if the game is one of the most amazing stories in video games ever, when nobody has said this in the entire thread. You're all bark and stuffed with dogshit. Your brain is little more than a cumsock for Nintendo, and every time you take another load in through your mouth it splashes upwards into your brain cavity.
>>736405897How does their self-sacrifice make the black hole moment more powerful when it's what they're inclined to do anyways, though? I'm thinking we're just fundamentally disagreeing with their portrayal because I don't find a whole species being defined by a few traits that they completely, uncritically ascribe to from the beginning of the game to the end particularly interesting. I think it also would've been interesting if the game had gone out of it's way to analyze the existence of a species who's main purpose seems to be propagation of life that is NOT it's own, but it doesn't really do that either. I'm using a lot of words here but it really wouldn't have taken much from the game itself to sway my opinion honestly, I just think the Lumas being more of a set of characters that you engage with while progressing the main plot rather than a large homogenous "character" that by and large serve as a gameplay mechanic would've helped the theme even if the game was still dialogue-light.
>>736406446The Lumas' self-sacrifice hits harder precisely because it's what they're inclined to do, not despite it.
>>736406439>You refused to call a bad movie badFirst it was dogshit, now it's just bad? Make up your mind pal.It's bad btw>Just because that's what Mario's character is about doesn't mean he automatically has all the skills and experience necessary to do anything he wants.Mario's character is literally defined by flexibility, if he doesn't have the requisite skills for something he'll improvise from his existing ones or learn how to do it. Even from the way the story is framed with her IN IT, Rosalina was not a necessity for the plot to occur.>Her storybook backstory justifies all of this.Okay?>Every return to the hub shows the Observatory visibly recovering and evolving as you restore its Power StarsThis is a visual touch that, while nice, really only serves as a marker of the player's progress rather than a showcase of it's meaning to either Rosalina or the greater themes presented by the narrative. You literally just said a thing that it does>uh oh meltyIt's almost 12 AM where I live and I have shit to do tomorrow so I'm going to bed, but from this little tirade I imagine you didn't have much meaningful left to argue anyhow. Cheers.
>>736396094Her bing bing dialogue would still be more than anything she does in the movie
>>736384218The problem is in the cover: too many characters.
just came back from the theater pretty sure that bowser jr. had more dialogue than mariofox may have had more screen time than rosalina
>>736406616>First it was dogshit, now it's just bad? >Make up your mind pal.>It's bad btwZoomer can't understand things again. His brain is too addled by adderall. Go figure. >Mario's character is literally defined by flexibility, if he doesn't have the requisite skills for something he'll improvise from his existing ones or learn how to do it.Yeah, which is why he does so after getting the abilities from Rosalina. Otherwise, the plot never would have happened. >Okay?You're wrong.>This is a visual touch that, while nice, really only serves as a marker of the player's progress rather than a showcase of it's meaning to either Rosalina or the greater themes presented by the narrative. You literally just said a thing that it does.It's showcasing its meaning while also showing progress. You're arguing nothing here. >It's almost 12 AM where I live and I have shit to do tomorrow so I'm going to bed, but from this little tirade I imagine you didn't have much meaningful left to argue anyhow. Cheers.Translation: >I lost the argument and now I have to find some way to leave it that still ends with me looking good so I'll pretend like nothing you said has any substance despite me arguing with it for the last hour and a half.Fucking pathetic.
>>736406616Literally every 3D Mario game has Mario learning something new when he can't do something by himself. He does this with FLUDD, Cappy and the Luma.
>>736384218Super Mario Galaxy is a watered down game for faggots and didn't deserve to have its own movie to begin with. Galaxy is packed with gimmick stages that ask you to do the most asinine shit with the Wii remote, and you only ever do each one once or twice. The power ups are fucking dogshit, either making the game slower than it already is like the Boo, Bee, or Spring Mushrooms, or are used basically like a lock and key and are on a set timer specifically to gate the next area like the lame timed Fire and Ice flowers. Galaxy has ONE good power up and you use it for only the one terrible mission where you fly in a circle collecting filler coins and then it's restricted to the starless hub area for the rest of the game. It's a 3D Mario game built like a 2D Mario game but not even in a good way like 3D Land/World, and it also was right at the start of the Mario mandate sterilization the series suffered for years. Galaxy is the fucking Anti-3D Mario and I have always hated it. Nothing brings me more joy than seeing all these Wii zoomers who think Super Mario Waggleshit is "peak" because of the orchestral soundtrack and doesn't make them think get so excited over the Galaxy movie on reveal, only to have it be a completely unfocused mishmash of a bunch of different mario games with Galaxy's actual plot largely gutted and ignored just as Father Miyamoto intended. Every Galaxyfag got exactly what they deserved in Mario & Fox McCloud's Wacky Reference Reel. I'm sure the movie is fine enough and as unfocused as the first oneEnough to make the kids happy. But the fact it's bringing disappointment to Galaxyfags is the icing on the cake. I'm gonna see it soon and revel in how not-Galaxy it is.
>>736407152>Proving this poster's point>>736405235
Who is this Rosalina fanboy who's trying to convince us there's incredibly deep themes in her backstory and the Lumas turning into shit?
Hollywood movies suck dick, end of story
>>736384218>https://files.catbox.moe/s6rnx1.mp4LOOK COOL SCENE STOP CRITICIZING
>>736402351>>736402357>>736402438>>736402490>no answersAs expected.
Sonic movies:>Actually give a shit and mostly follow a few points of the games and their stories and such>Don't jangle the fucking keys in front of your face or go anywhere near ADHD faggotry>Are more beloved and etc.Nintendo "movies":>Kike-made faggotry>Jangle the keys in front of your face constantly>Goes beyond full retard with flashing fucking lights and ADHD mode>Have ZERO story and is just a giga-kikevertisement>Panders to NPCs, Tendie Adults and actual ADHD-addled adults and toddlers and nobody else>Soulless>Has retards throwing a fucking spergfit on social media saying "BEST MOVIE EVAR" when it fucking isn't and they choose to deny the reality that they're retards and fools who eat fucking slopNintendo century of humiliation, especially for Mario fans. The Mario/Nintendo fandom/community has officially entered the 2010s Sonic fandom/community state and all I can fucking do is laugh at you faggots.
>>736404573>I got a kick out of seeing Star Fox in the movie, his inclusion felt random and unnecessary and like they only did it for reddit karma.C'mon anon, think for a moment.Animating 5 seconds of this cost like $10,000. Where have you seen this before? I mean Cameos, post-credits, haphazard writing to keep things moving without any substance?They are clearly telegraphing that they want to do an Avengers type movie with Smash Bros reason the movie is so hasty because MCUslop at its peak was a series of mediocre rushed movies teasing the next movie.So here is the good news.You might live to see Star Fox and even Earthbound be adapted into movie form.I mean weird they chose SF before Metroid and Zelda but let's say Mother counts too, definitively Kirby.But as the monkey paw curls, the movies will be done in the same style.So how bad do you think Illumination will handle things?If they do get to Earthbound I expect them to drop the Charlie Brown style due to copyright reasons, and do the most generic kids movie imaginable. Maybe Ness gets bullied by Porky and Paula saves steps to defend him and shit like that.They certainly are going to race swap Poo and change his name.So let your nightmares run wild with this speculation.Hell, are these movies really better than the mock up pitch /v/ did prior to the original movie, with Keisha's Tik Tok?
>>736407305I literally didn't even read the thread before posting my 2 cents. I've hated Galaxy since long before the movie because it is a dog shit game. I couldn't give a fuck less about the movie or what people think about it because of its direct tie to a game I detest. It was never going to please me and I don't expect it to. The only level I appreciate it on is silly cameo moments and the fact that the "people" who wanted a true Galaxy movie didn't get one. That other post only backs up my own thinking about Galaxyfags. You look at this watered down shit and pretentiously call it art because you fart huffing retards think there's some deep meaning to the plot of a fucking Mario game. The game is slow as fucking molasses with dogshit powerups that neuter Mario, and an eyerolling "story" told through the biggest industry plant in the history of the term industry plant. Fuck Galaxy the game AND the movie. Galaxyfags are back of the bell curve, short bus riding, intellectually disabled mongoloids and they deserve a slop movie for their slop game. If anything the movie is accurate to the game because Galaxy the game dumbed down 3D Mario gameplay for the lowest common denominator and this movie seems to target the same demographic. I haven't even watched it LMAO
>>736408390>We got an almost faithful adaption of Sonic Adventure 2 (OF ALL THINGS) with Jim Carey and Keanu Reaves before a Zelda movie or a decent Halo production.Wild.Halo is such a no brainer it is incredible all the effort that went towards fucking that up. The Mario movies are merely ads. And here is the best part.Mortal Kombat is still the king of adaptations.The MK animated movies are great.
>>736408540>The Mario movies are merely ads.And very poorly-made ads at that, lol.Never watched any of the Halo stuff but did hear how horrifically botched it was.Haven't seen the Mortal Kombat adaptations either, but I'm mildly curious about it.
>>736408691The first movie is fantastic but you could say it was heavily inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. I think it is even better because the pacing is very snappy.The sequel was terrible and there is a ton of MK media from the 90s to the present. Comics, live action, web shows, the works.Noteworthy are all the animated movies. All of them are good with Cage match being the weakest and Snowblind is based on Kano's ladder ending in MK11, it just works.The last live action movie got 15 minutes of watchable scenes and the rest is Dragon Ball Evolution. The upcoming one is a fuck up but no one expected it to be good.
>>736384218Movie would be better if they kidnapped Peach instead of Rosalina, so Rosalina could get some character development in her own film.Instead, they introduced Rosalina just to be a jobber and do nothing the whole film, just to re-establish Peach as a girlboss AGAIN, as if that wasn't hammered into your head for over an hour in the original film.It's baffling that they went so hard on feminist propaganda, only to take an almighty goddess who was never kindnapped in the games and turn her into a damsel in distress.
>>736408691I've seen the very first Mortal Kombat movie. It was years ago but the only thing I remember from it is how Reptile looked. I've got a soft spot for the early 3D animation like this and other shit from my childhood like Veggietales but it's so goofy and out of place. It's just strange that they felt the need to include this in a movie about a game that scanned real actors and was largely pre-rendered to look as "realistic" as possible.
It's the Star Festival that happens every 100 years. Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach and her castle using a spaceship, and Mario is left stranded in space where he meets Rosalina, who gives him the power of the stars with Luma. Rosalina lives in the Comet Observatory which is currently underpowered and immobile due to Bowser stealing the Grand Stars that power it. Mario must go from galaxy to galaxy, collecting Power Stars so the ship can fly and confront Bowser at his reactor. Mario defeats Bowser and his reactor implodes, creating a black hole, which Rosalina and the Lumas sacrifice themselves to stop as everyone is teleported back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario looks up all the new galaxies created by the reborn Lumas and welcomes them.This is not a story. It's an opening act, a premise, followed by 30 hours of gameplay and bing bing wahooing, and then the final showdown. You can speak to NPCs and also learn Rosalina's backstory as you progress through the game and visit the library. Luigi shows up along with the Toad Brigade, but they exist to obtain stars. The "story" is more like all the experiences (You) personally have while playing the game, because obviously not every galaxy is mandatory, not everything in the game needs to be experienced to finish it.Is the new Mario movie good? As a standalone movie? No, not really. But Galaxy doesn't really have much more of a story than the original Super Mario Bros. There's a premise/inciting incident, some characters, and that's all the fluff you need because the game is a game and whether or not the Toads are cursed to be blocks is irrelevant to anything. It's just a thing that exists. Do video games work as movies? Depends on the game. Mario is a world of levels to play around in, not a grand history or narrative. What's Peach's origin in the games? Does it matter? Mario and all the others are just "actors" playing the roles laid out for them in each game, it's like Osamu Tezuka and his characters.
>>736408540>We got an almost faithful adaption of Sonic Adventure 2 (OF ALL THINGS>no Biolizard>no massive space colony>no Sonic being arrested, escaping the military, being recaptured after meeting Shadow, then escaping again with Tails and Amy's help>Shadow isn't the ultimate life form created by Gerald Robotnik, he's just another alien from Sonic's world>Maria gets shrapnel shredded instead of shot>Gerald is still alive and doing his vengeance scheme himself, he's also exactly like Ivo in personality>moon doesn't get half of it blown to pieces>no Rouge>no pyramid, King Boom Boo, Egg Golem, or space shuttleI can keep going.
>>736409228Reptile had one of the best scenes in the movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJOJTsmJLLA
>>736395812Well anon think of it more as someone producing a really well produced FILLER episode or some non-canon OVA where nothing of real consequence happens. The way that the characters start out in the story come out the same towards the end of the story without any real developments to what they are/how the world has changed and shit like thatLike even the first film had that. It was mostly played for laughs but Mario was the typical nobody turned hero. I mean technically on Paper there was a big development with Peach but theres less then a minute dedicated to it and Peach doesnt even really get a minute to react to the development, so it basically feels like nothing of consequence happenedThe character that has an actual story and arc is Bowser but again he is the comedic character so its not treated as seriously
>>736402720This gif is funnier with the new canon in consideration
>>736409447We got a better version of it that respected the characters enough to properly convey what it is people like about them, particularly Shadow.I don't care about SA2 Shadow as an adult, the game just isn't written well, nor are his motivations. StH3 manages to capture how people remember feeling and write him as a decent character with THEMES.
>>736409624Shadow being created by Gerald as the ultimate life form to save Maria and others but is turned into the ultimate weapon because of Gerald's grief and madness and then realizes he's more than just an instrument of destruction is FAR better than what they did in the movie. You want to obsess over themes so badly, this right here encapsulates the theme of Shadow's story.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXxzb0ob0c&list=RDlGXxzb0ob0c&start_radio=1
Just came back from the theater.I liked it, the reviews made it seem like it was barely a movie and it was just a nonstop cameo / easter egg fest. Definitely not the case. But the story felt from very random. First movie did too but it was more of a problem for this one. The structure is all over the place. You get even less room to breathe. I found the first one funnier too.But if you ignore that, its great the amount of power ups, characters, and moments are great. Which make it very rewatchable. The weird structure will be easier to forgive on rewatches. I got what I wanted which was more Mario and Luigi together.Its definitely not a smash introduction movie. But you wouldn’t blame me for thinking it was with revealing Fox. Its still a Mario movie. Think of it of a new Mario sports game that has some guest characters / Nintendo references. I guess they couldn’t resist dipping their toe even if they arent ready for a Smash movie. Or they want Mario movies to just have the ability to reference Nintendo in general, not necessarily building to anything.Enjoyable movie but yeah I’d keep expectations in check. Its a fun Mario adventure in glorious animation
>>736408390YOU ARE A PIG.YOU ARE AN ANTI-SEMITE.
>>736410214Boo-fucking-hoo.Truth fuckin' hurts, don't it? Tough shit.I don't fucking care, lah mao.
>Smash Bros movie>Peach is revealed to be the most super special chosen one in the entire multiverse
>>736410249You are a pig.Nintendo makes great games.Nintendo will confirm Mario's daughter.
>>736384218>no niggers>no fags>criticjew seethes really makes you think
>>736384358They turned Rosalina into Peach.
>>736410360LAH MAO. No they fucking won't. Shuntaro Furukawa is a kike puppet and works for them and not Nintendo as it used to be pre-Furukawa. Again: Kikes are the real ones in control ever since Furukawa got puppet-installed as "CEO" and kikes fill their shit with woke horseshit in specific games, lmao.
>>736410394Yoshi and Toad are niggers.Bowser's a fag.
>>736409939Tldr: "I am a stupid tendie happily consooming this californian garbage because theres Nintendo characters on screen. Nintendo is my God."
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>>736410492Do you get sexual excitement from being angry and confrontational 24/7/365?
>>736396474I hate the Illumination retcon about Peach and Rosalina being born from star dust instead of living blood and flesh parents. Nintendo is big on marry and reproduce propaganda so Peach and Rosalina having no father and mother would be unthinkable for a Japanese game developer. Only an American from Hollywood would have come up with this born from star dust bullshit.
>>736410634>Not calling it "Kikelumination"Get it right, anon.
>>736396474With this star dust retcon, how can Daisy be Peach's cousin if Peach does not have an actual mother and father in the film, and therefore, no aunt or uncle?
>>736410634bro all this shit got greenlit by your nip god miyamoto, retard
>>736410597No, but it does make me a bit upset that Nintendo Adults like you praise these garbage movies that butchered Peach and raped Luigi.
>>736410698Shigeru Miyamoto is not God.I worship God and Jesus Christ.The Holy Spirit helped me realize that Super Mario has a daughter.
>>736410448Shuntaro Furukawa is not a puppet.You are a big, fat, and smelly anti-semite.
>>736384218the best part of this movie is all the zoomerfags adding incest, incest_(lore) and incestuous tags to all the peach/rosalina r34
>>736409447NTAIt is significantly more of a Sonic Adventure 2 adaptation than The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a Super Mario Galaxy adaptation
>>736410973You're retarded and a faggot kike cocksucking fuckstick cockholster for the kikes and Kiketaro Kikeukawa.Shut your goddamn mouth and know your place.Mald and seethe.
>>736406024>calling all these places galaxies>clearly theyre planetsIs this a game-related thing? I missed out on the wii era of games. I was legit confused during the movie when the castle got picked up and dropped thinking it hapoened on the same planet, but i guess they traveled GALAXIES in that time???
>>736410870Maybe you should putting all of your heart, soul, and being into fictional collections of computer code and pixels.
>>736411002Both of them are shit at adapting their games. The original Street Fighter movie was a far more faithful adaptation than Sonic 3 and Galaxy.
>>736411173>Both of them are shit at adapting their gamesOne of them is uniquely more shit than the other
Anyone else kinda bothered by normies rebutting any criticism of this movie with "it's Mario lmao" it "it's a kids movie lmao"? Normally I would agree but the many if the Mario games do have some kind of plot to them, especially the game this movie was supposed to be referencing. It's almost like they never played Mario Galaxy, or anything beyond Super Mario Bros. or Mario Kart.
>>736384218They made a movie about a game:the movie.The problem should be extremely obvious
>>736401875But they like Fallout though
>>736411191They're equally shit and I listed many of the reasons why.
>>736411060I am not antisemitic.Please stop.Nintendo has done nothing wrong.Nintendo will give me what I want.
>>736411371LMAO no.No they fucking won't.They despise people like you.Also antiesmitism is a myth and a bullshit lie.Loxism, however, is very real.
>Giving this shit a 91%Nintendo adults are genuinely worse than Disney adults atp
>>736411214>It's almost like they never played Mario Galaxy, or anything beyond Super Mario Bros. or Mario Kart.Well if interviews are anything to go by, this was probably due to Miyamoto and Nintendo meddling.Like feel free to hate the directors of the film, but if you take the interviews that Miyamoto gave at face value, then the reality is that this film couldnt be an actual adaptation cause Miyamoto of all times had to open his fucking mouth and say "This is Rosalina's(and Peach I gues) backstory now"Whatever original ideas and concepts Galaxy was touching basically CANT be touched cause Miyamoto wanted something explicitly different. And I dont care how much the directors suck, if Shiggy says Rosalina and Peach are sisters now, thats the end of it and they work with what theyre given
HE wasn't involved and that's why it was a flop (in spirit)
>>736411526Motherfucker better be working on an actual game to compensate for this
>>736411508Yes they will.They will confirm Mario's daughter.
Sonicfags still seething at the absolute mogging I see.
>>736401489What the fuck are you talking about
>>736411636LAH FUCKING MAO. You truly are delusional. I'm absolutely calling you a giga-kike and disregarding you.>>736411685Mariofags in fucking shambles. Rope yourself, kike.
>>736384218Koizumi is secretly actually a pretty good writer. Sadly he's just a producer now and not a director.
>>736384218Bowser destroyed the Galaxy, the Lumas didn't sacrifice themselves, after everything got destroyed they simply did what they were born to do, become planets.That only happened because Mario worlds in games hold no value, characters are simply there to facilitate certain game mechanics, there doesn't need to be any kind of cohesion because even the direct sequels use different iterations of the same worlds.>death creates life, and life is a beautiful cycle that repeats with unexpected variations.I never thought I would see someone praising the depth of Super Mario Galaxy out of any game, when 2 changed everything with no regard for the previous established lore.
will the zelda movie be more serious ? i can't imagine Nintendo going full ADHD mode with them