ITT: Retarded minigamez
>>736389889I'm thinking it's Luigi's time
>>736389889don't filter evade nigger
>>736390191post Luigi
You know what's retarded? That Daisy showed up at the end of that movie and didn't do anything except punch a single Ukii monkey. Not even something fun like Tatanga or Wario. It's just Daisy doing her stupid-ass budget Dreamworks face(forma de minions)
>Masterpiece Tier2, 3>Great Tier4DX, 6>Flawed but Enjoyable Tier1, 5, 8, DS, SS>Snooze Tier4(OG), 7, 9, SMPJ>So Shit We Don't Even Retardy This Tier10, IT, SR, SMP
>>736390289you're supposed to post bait, not a correct list
>>736390289I think jamboree is enjoyable but flawedThe minigames and ideas are interesting enough, just the gameplay takes hoursIf you ask me superstars gets away with a lot just being remakes of “the good games” and also having next to no content from Wii era mario party
>>736391108i actually agree jamboree is slightly better to play but it's pretty bad for watching
I saw the galaxy movie AMA
>>736391383Can you post Peach's pussy?
>>736390289Good list i'd just bump 9 and 1 to the tier aboveAs a whole the lack of agency and control in a Mario Party title is something that's much more bothersome when you play rather than watch, and the aforementioned two are the biggest "Roll the die and things happen" party out there (that get streamed).Maybe Jamboree up a tier as well like the Anon above mentioned, I echo his sentiments for the most part and there is jest in the awful minigames and design choices the game commits to, to a certain extent. Waluigi's Showdown minigame particularly feels like an example of so bad it becomes funny.
Movie Peach is ugly.
If your mario characters don't dress up to match the board then it's a soulless party game don't (You) mei'm right
>>736391552Every character is ugly in the movie.Women look punchable, men look wimpy, creatures look cursed, and everyone wears their personality on their face way too hard.
>>736391425Clinical case of Illumination face. Making a normal looking human who is a little bit on the pretty side would LITERALLY KILL THEM
Where'd all your viewbots go 910?
I can't believe the totally real Luigi Mario died in dubious circumstances
>>736392104uh, artfaganonthat's not Luigi, where's his hat
>>736392292The hat was his life force anon
>>736392292The hat was passed down to the next Luigi.
>>736392749all new Luigis body become Luigi's, and return to their true form when they pass the green torch
>>736392749The hat in question
Ds is a snooze fest carried entirely by bowser zone happening space and stars for 5 coins last 5 event.
>>736393206i blame the AI being dreadful at the mini games that don't have a time limit that always in a draw, and there's like 10 of them.
>>736393287Add to it all action happening spaces are skipped entirely which is fucking boring
the guy in chat who needs to remind everyone how much he wants to fuck male mario scrimblos is starting to become zion tier
>>736393619theres a lot of tourist fags in chat recently who've overstayed their welcome with how hard they try i've noticed
Wanted to draw before the game is over, haven’t been able to keep up, did this in like a minute
>>736393619I wish I was insane enough to make sense of this babble.
>>736394160you can just say happymartin we're all thinking it
>>736393619what
>>736394581t. starman
>>736395009actually im with that anon i dont like that "dude weed im so horny" freaky guy either
>>736395203>>736395417Why do I find Paper Peach hotter than normal Peach, is it the mob face?
i'd get sick if i had to deal with this too
>>736395487yes
>>736395487Mob face is very powerful.
>>736395559why did you screenshot and save this
>>736395634just for this sole moment
>>736395634Being a gossipy faggot is more fun than video games, obviously.
>peach win>chat and thread come crumbling downa tale as old as time
when the last time Wario won something?
>>736395707>video games consists of peach winningYeah i'd rather have the drama actually.
Princess night
an oldie
Toad aint wining this time cap this
suckfucken retired?
>>736396947Shot in the street by Mega Man.
>>736396983
>>736396994The face of terror.
does anyone wanna netplay tomorrow if since it seems there will be no retardy
>>736397414netplay 9
>>736397483configging wagglan on dolphin is ass
>>736397414I would say I'm interested, but Sundays are always when my friends hit me up to play online.
>>736396947I hope for his sake he just hangs it updude is just constantly complaining and clearly burned out having done this for years (streaming 6 days a week for like 8 months probably doesnt help but what do I know)
>>736397585
>>736397585dolphin literally auto configs motion for a compatible controller if you just press defaultOr you could just use an actual wiimote
>>736397652fag got burnt out by the schizo viewbotter getting 910 partnered and not himDespite 910 actually putting more effort into his streams than Dicksucken
>>736397903how do you use a wiimote on pc is there some bespoke adapter i have to buy?
>>736398051the wiimote uses bluetooth.
>>736398051you can just use it as a bluetooth yeahanyone who says to buy a dolphin bar/sensor bar is full of shit
Unfortunately, Mario Party DS does nothing to change the series' fundamental problems. Mario Party has always been a social game, and being good at mini-games and strategic with items does not guarantee victory by design. Some mini-games are pure chance, and acquiring or stealing stars often requires some amount of luck. This allows even those bad at games to taste victory and is meant to foster taunting, jesting, silly arguments, and mild bitterness amongst friends. But when playing against computers—especially alone—the experience is boring and, if the computer gets lucky, infuriating. Thus, no amount of Mario Party points, collectable figurines, and badges is enough to make the single player mode enjoyable, and it is unfortunate that the series continues to rely upon a single player mode against three CPU opponents to unlock boards. The inclusion of prior Mario Party puzzle mini-games does little to improve Mario Party DS's status as a single player game, as they are simplistic and cumbersome.
watching mario party DS gives me claustrophobia
>toad leading by well over three starsYep, it's DSkino.
>toad has more than double the amount of stars luigi/wah havejesus fuck
Toad's primary mutant ability is a superhuman leaping ability that allows him to leap many times higher and farther than an ordinary human. He possesses some degree of superhuman strength and endurance, primarily concentrated in his lower torso and legs, which grants him superior leaping abilities.
>>736399323toad has shit jumps in mario games, the fuck you mean
>>736399406Toad can jump higher then you pussy
why does DS always feel like such a nothingburger party despite having all the right ingredients for a good mario party?
>makes playing the "board" part of the boardgame completely fucking pointless
>>736399701because DS also is one of the MP's where one person just runs away with the game for most of the round due to it's mechanics making it easy to snowball, and hard to mount a comeback.
>>736399776it's just a reskinned genie lamp which nobody complains aboutonly reason it's bad is they're too easy to get
>>736399701Being able to buy multiple items along with most boards being smaller thus making the space variety kinda fucked doesn't really do it for me. Buying multiple Star Pipes and friend spaces are lame as fuck.
>>736399845>halfway through every game on any board with a shop, everyone ceases to play the board and run in a circle around 1/3 of it to buy golden pipes over and over againThat's my biggest problem with it. If Jamboree had the option to disable items in the shop, getting rid of just the golden pipe would make the game a 10/10
>>736399845>>736400151>>736399776i would argue that lamps in mp3 are worse than how jamboree/superstars does it thoughlamps in mp3 could be gotten literally turn 1, switch era party at least locks pipes until the halfway point of gamespipes are also 25 coins compared to mp3 where lamps are 20 (yes i know the money is inflated as hell in switch games)
>>736400151usually the problem with this strat is actually getting to the shop repeatedly requires circling the board and hoping you roll the right items in the shop to continue the loop, but jamboree fucks this up with the one item that just teleports you to the shop again
>>7364002383 at least has it's shops as RNG, if you get a Jobbeh shop, you can't buy the lamp.
>>736400151All they have to do is bring back randomized shop inventory based on your current placement like in the old games. That would fix the issue of people getting pipes when they don't need them.
IT. JUST. SPREADS.
>>736400567this looks like a worms cave map
>>736400616it's the secret new cruelty squad status
I couldn't find the Koopa Kid pic of this
>>736391383i saw the movie as well with my dad. it was mostly to hang out and have something to chat about for his birthmonth. ill make this post dedicated to my positives then reply to this post for the negatives.overall i didnt expect this film to be a masterpiece. i didnt expect it to be good either. what i wanted from it is mario and luigi being together and being bros. i just wanted a fun time with my dad.>hooked on the brothersi was not disappointed at the very least with mario and luigi. just like in the previous movie they have amazing chemistry and naturally work off one another. they actually get to be the super mario bros. it took them a whole other movie but illumination did it.>welcome back gay bowserbowser will always be a highlight of these movies. his character can be goofy and charming get intimidating and menacing when he really gets into it. i honestly liked how the first half gave him some sort of rehabilitation arc but it sorta fell off once father and son reunite. i dont even hate the second half version of bowser either because their relationship is incredibly wholesome and its exactly in character even if it comes at the cost of his arc. >a lot of fox were givenfox mcclouds appearance isnt just a one and done deal. he becomes part of the crew to help peach and the gang get to junkyard galaxy. his look isnt too off and has a respect for marios moustache. he actually has an impact for the story unlike a few characters ill mention in the reply post. also theres one joke at slippys expense so haha.
>>736402298you write like a faggot
>>736395790Last week
>>736402298this is the reply for my flaws with the galaxy movie. my first problem is a simple question>what do you mean its the super mario galaxy movie?this movie under utilizes mario galaxy more than dragonball z did with the z fighters. i kid you not more time is spent on setpieces based on super mario odyssey and super mario world than it does with mario galaxy. its not a lie to say rosa is barely in it. its not even her. honey queen barely gets a minute before shes forgotten. the observatory is reduced to another space ship fox flies. i swear there are more non mario references than there are actual galaxy references in the galaxy movie>the female messiahwhen i say this statement im not joking about how they hype up peach. mario isnt the one to take on the heros journey and save the princess. its peach who goes out and explore the galaxies. its not enough shes front and center either because she wins every confrontation without any adversity or conflict to overcome. it gets even worse when it reveals that she and rosalina are cosmic sisters with godly powers. she doesnt earn any of it. she was born with it.>mario galaxy movie now with mario as dlcso what does mario and luigi get to do while peach is the one to save the day? chores. theyre essentially side characters in their own movie to the point that mario practically does nothing of note until the last quarter of the film. the only reason he and luigi even go out into space is because it was forced on them and they dont even get to explore or do anything cool. they book it straight to gateway galaxy and meet up with peach. imagine paying money for a mario movie and mario is barely a character in his own story.
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Found it
>>736403383based and ice mario pilled wtf
>>736402298>>736403335stfu
>schizo didn't show up>duck nowhere to be seen>no botshmmmmmm
rent free
>>736404323Fuck off schizo
>>736404374you gave him a >(you)
>>736404435>>736404374fuck off duck
>tloa came back last week an hour late and unannounced and only played two games>still had more posts in his thread than nine_ten
>>736405001same fagging 200x doesn't account for much schizo
>>736405047i will give the next thread 500 posts by my own hand
>>736405001I was having actually watching instead of bitching on /v/
>>736405001go pay for more bots schizo
>>736404747Need an edit including Bowser Jr. saying “Gee, Koopa Kid...”
>>736405182he probably did and found out twitch finally solved his case and now he's coping about all the hot pockets he could've had
>>736402298>>736403335>>736404184my overall opinion is i was not wrong to not expect that good of a film. i am disappointed they put more emphasis on peach and wasted valuable screentime on useless addons but i could say i was able to have some fun laughing at a lot of the humor. at the very least i was hooked on the brothers
>>736405364you paid money its your fault retard
>>736405364i truly wish i was bothered by peach the way this fucking robert guy is, life seems so goddamn easy
>>736405659there is no worry in life when it's still cushioned
okay
>>736405047>>736405097>>736405182>tloa is schizo
