It's HOLY SATURDAY and that means its time to have FAITH that your medic will properly uber you in TF2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For sunday we are doing stuff in GmodWant to get pinged when Jewish cult leaders are crucified near you? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
>>736391457not getting on until sniper is class locked
what killed the hype?
>>736391791What hype?
password is rage
>>736391791rouglikes are dogshit thats what
brb cooking dinner for tomorrow
>>736392773easter ham?
not getting on until !amp is unbanned
>>736391457>8/100 on an hour inDead /v/an
>>736391457
>>736394715the game itself is almost dead, half the matches are filled with bots
>>736394936I can't believe Marathon of all games, was finally the TF2 killer.
16 snakes and coons on cp_snakewater
i can't do this anymore.
hold the line I'm being pwnt by work overtime
14 industry plants on cp_alloy
is there some kind of anti rocket jump script turned onevery time i try to shoot at the floor clicking the mouse does nothingWHAT DID YOU RETARDS DOTURN IT OFF
>>736391457I would like to thank the inner circle for killing the /v/an through 1.5 years of terrible decisions from removing the password, upping the player limit to 100, making to server public until recently, adding gameplay changes nobody wanted, and making the server literally unplayable to the point oldguard left among other things.A tale as old as time, really:>Anon starts a server for his favorite vidya>All is well and good until a single furfag/tranny gets into power>Starts promoting other faggots of their ilk into high ranks>Start making decisions regulars don't like.>Old admin and mods quit/don't play as often giving full power to the freaks.>Faggots reshape the game into what they determine as fun and ban/gag those who oppose.>Kills the SOVL of the game. >Eventually they get tired and fuck off and the game is dead, never to return to its old days with a barely remaining playerbase.Every time.
15 of carmacks finest on koth_dewm
>>736399226who's the inner circle so I know who to avoid
>>736399638username,f-22,broken, the girl reading this, and gavitro
>>736399765thanks, anyone else I should know about to be wary of?
>>736393795
>>736399638Levy (AKA: Omni Tank) and all the trannies he has groomed throughout the years that haven't left or ACKed. Some have/had mod status. Others just get special privileges. When Levy joins, there's a guaranteed 5 fags that will be there every time though you can mainly find them playing Deadlock in the Steam Group nowadays. The cool guys are on Deep Rock usually on the weekdys.
17 streaks of battery acid on pl_corrode
>>736399765garcian,dan,kaede,coyote,kevin,con, and mask
>>736399991name them
>>736399871electrode, diglett, nidoran, mankey, venusaur, rattatta, fearow, pidgey, among others
>>736400142>ӨMПI-ƬΛПK>Overmunch>Snowshoe>Casko>Krizem>cuilan>PolarManne (to an extent)
>>736400142>>736400331Almost forgot:>BakugoHe was technically part of them but was smart enough not to trust them so he put in a back door and when they found out, they went apeshit and will still kick him and force other mods to kick him. ironic to think that when he got the boot that's when the server took a nosedive in quality.
>>736400331What were their crimes
>>736399991i love watching black men shaking their booty cheeks
so thats why rocket jumping feels weird
>>736401068why
>>736400765We've tried to release all the files but the Trump Admin won't for some reason. See >>736399226for some notable examples. Others include switching to maps if the voted one was something they didn't like, spamming random objects on the map, opening the gates before the setup time, increasing the RTV count becuase HAHA LE FUNNEH MAYMAY MAP, the !amp being ever added, the first quarter of 2025 where we had gameplay changes like an instakill Glock for Demo or a NUKE for the Blackbox (literally had to be removed because it made the playercount what we see today). We just won't know how bad it was until all the files are released.
>>736401091>>736401068there's some bullshit that doesn't let you shoot at the groundleft immediately after dying from my rockets not coming out and wasting my time thinking it was my mouse acting upfuck tradmins
>>736401209well thanks for what you can disclose. keep up speaking the truth.
>>736399991im trans btw idk if that matters
>>736400951>>736401356stop hiding in the bathroom and clock back in wagie
>736401283Almost like it feels delayed, right?
>>736398437>>736401283did it seem like your shots were coming out twice
>>736401283you have to cut your dick and balls clean off to rocket jump
>>736401313Chekt. Not like it matters anymore.>7 players on rnJesus fuck. I expect the plug to be pulled EOY or 2027 sometime.
>>736401574levy will save the van with his trans polycule
the van died because arti never got his saysounds back
>/v/an dead before 11pmI miss bakugo bros, first they take the fun plugins and now they take the fun maps awayJx’s experiment was a failure
>>736401720>artiscream.wav
>>736399765user is based thoughbeit, he's the nigga actually trying to make meaningful change, but no one listens to him
I miss bakugo and his tight backdoor
>>736401816What changes has he pushed for?Also:>This thread probably has more active users than the /v/an doesJust like Concord. TT_TT
DoD:S, CSS and, Insurgency will save the /v/an
>>736399226
>>736399991We need levy (AKA ӨMПI-ƬΛПK, AKA CREAMLOVER99) and his 5 trannies to save the /v/an.
https://streamable.com/sa3s22here is why the server is dead
would you care to join me for a game of russian roulette
>>736402202nevar4get!
>>736402107Anon, schizo posting is more entertaining than the /v/an is nowadays. Either way, can you honestly say those changes weren't utterly(nutty) AIDS?
>>736402557for me it was the player models, fuck that noise
>>736402620im not trans btw
>>736399226>128 members in the discord>only 8 in gametruth.
>>736402695Get on garry's mod pony rp
>>736401836me2
>>736402620that cat model on the pyro is straight up cheating lol
>>736402557i dont think ive seen a single good addition, only removing of cancer plugins
>>736401873putting the fun maps back in the regular pool, removing the dumb nomination change
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT HAPPENhttps://streamable.com/buz116WHY CAN I NOT SHOOT OR USE MY SCROLL WHEEL TO CHANGE WEAPONS WHEN I'M LOOKING DOWNWHY IS THIS HAPPENINGANSWER ME
15 barflies on cyberpunk
>>736402334>>736403271I have literally never seen this before in all my years of playing tf2 wtf bug is this
works on my machine
>>736403271unbounded mouse functions at minimal y rotation?
>>736403681>>736403359>>736403271>>736402334I figured it outit's the taskbar on the desktop eating inputs even when it's hidden and the game window is covering where it WOULD belinux is a joke OS
>>736403753linuxsisters... our response?
>>736403889I'm guessing cinnamon DE? I had the same problem, I just move the bottom panel over to the other monitor when playing, or you could go fullscreen instead of borderless windowed. Its not hard to engage in critical thinking niggers. Yes linux is not 1:1 to windows, problems you get there arent common in linux, but there are new problems and BS to deal with. Still better than letting microshit anally rape me with Windows 11.
18 better operating systems on pl_timbermillI SAY LINUX YOU SAY POWERLINUX
>>736399226>Sever has some genuinely terrible changes that are still in effect>Choose to only complain about the good changes and the terrible change that got reverted a while ago
>>736404239I'm on steam oswhy do I have to move the fucking taskbar or play in fullscreen (which is clunky as fuck on desktop and doesn't let me seamlessly alt tab)why the FUCK does it eat inputs even when the game window is covering it
>>736404239>>736404631nevermind not even going fullscreen fixes the problem i just have to choose if i want my inputs eaten from the top or the bottomwhat a fucking clown OS
>>736404631Dude steam OS is a handheld distro meant for very specific hardware. Unless you got a steamdeck plugged into a monitor and keyboard, youre doing it wrong. Pls tell me its a steamdeck.Also TF2 never gets updates and will never get linux specific patches unless someone develops it for valve and puts on the workshop to get voted on, or the github page.Steam OS is KDE plasma, so im gonna assume its a TF2 specific bug as no other game has this problem, and both cinnamon and KDE plasma has this issue.
>>736404801I am on a steam deck faggotthe textures weren't broken on cyberpunk 10 minutes ago so they must be patching something it's the fucking taskbar in desktop mode, if i put the taskbar at the top my inputs get eaten looking up instead of downor if I play the game in a window smaller than the screen nothing gets eatensetting the taskbar to dodge windows, setting the game window to always be on top, and playing in fullscreen all do not fix the issue absolute dogshit OS
21 rebels yelling on koth_nuketown
>>736403267Me and snow forced him to make it so that if you nominate a map and it doesn't win, you cant nominate it next round and thats it >>736401574All JX for fucking with the nomination when no one asked him too>>736400730I rolled instant sentry on medieval once and he used admin powers to remove it + he actively removed reverts that he didn't like so fuck that nigga he deserved it. The nosedive in quality? Literally all JX
>>736405045The texture patch was actually a bsp-casefolding patch made by a community member and was given to valve, valve never developed anything for the fix. The fix was for all source 1 games and they only implemented it for tf2, which shows the lack of actual work done with it. Dont expect it for this bug too.Try setting the taskbar to intelligently hide, so when you arent hovering over it it hides itself. Looks like it worked for someone else.
>>736405605I already have the taskbar set to auto hide, it doesn't fix the issueplaying in game mode probably fixes it but I want to be able to listen to my gay anime radio while playinghow is something this fucking basic such a problemI should have just gotten a normal computer this is nigger aids
ping went to 300 so ggs everyone.
25 pizzas with shitty toppings on tf2party
i put the rape down with my rapemonrapemon combat
>>736405725Again, not an OS issue, it is almost certainly a TF2 issue related to them never properly importing their source1 games to linux and ignore all the bugs that resulted. Source 1 is almost entirely depreciated with only like 1 guy working on tf2 semi full - semi part time. It is not an issue for any game I know of other than tf2 and maybe the other source 1 games.It is not a desktop environment dev's fault valve wont fix their games even with bug reports. It literally isn't their job. Nor is it the distribution teams job.Blame valve's game division, not the division in charge of steam OS. Steam OS is mainly just arch linux anyway, its not like valve really develops anything unique for the OS other than scripts to open steam immediately or optimizations for steam deck hardware. They just cut all the fat not needed from the already bare bones animal that is arch as far as im aware.
>>736399991Levy here,Say that shit to my face faggot. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>736406167i am about to send an email to gabe directly calling him a fat fuck and telling him to fix his retarded shit this is a joke i can't believe such a stupid problem existsthis is why i just play games on my switch 2 instead
>>736406252ChaserCHADS we are BACK
26 onion rings on koth_aquaticruin
>>736399226Old guard here, I stopped playing when the RETARDED custom models got put in. I liked the server better without them. What was it, 2019-24 was peak for newfags and oldheads. t. franken chug levy polar poncho jx hapless sage apoc and that gay chat they had
>>736407252i trooned out btw
>>736407325we know levy
27 players RISING AGAIN ON THE THIRD DAY CELEBRATING CHRIST'S RETURN on ctf_eggwar
>>736407252>2024i joined when things were just getting good
>>736407252>>736402914>>736402620Why do all the uncs hate the models?
why did this /v/an suck so hard
>>736408940anons ate too many candy eggs before fragging
>>736408940my name is pontius pilate and I wrote this post
cinema tomorrow better be life of brian
I need her
