Just got back from the Mario Galaxy movie and f found this at my porch.
>and f found this at my porch.
Needs a banana for scale
>>736392753How's this?
dragon dildos!poptarts!boku no pico!tenga toys!some japanese game no one cares about outside of japan
>>736392841That works. Couldn't tell whether it was six inches or sex feet long. Post hand.
>>736392540Yes that's my script President Weasel. It's about cops hiding in a mansion as they're set upon by zombie weasels. Tell me what you think after reading it.
>>736392962Why would I post my hand?
>>736392962Seconding, Post your hand OP.
>>736393239CHING CHONG NING NONGDU DUNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736393239It's the law.
>>736393239Oh it’s a 16th century glazed tile, isn’t it?
>>736393515>>736393661you already know I'm white.
>>736393789
>>736393789you're a wristlet, aren't you
>>736393906yes
>>736394836Meh. Pretty anticlimatic to simply receive a Saturn RAM cart.
>importing a single thing from japan Holy retard, I don't ship my packages unless they are loaded with parts I need
>>736394991Yeah I know, these came yesterday and I just opened them but this was the last peice I needed to start my build.
I bet you went to the movie alone and kept looking at children, you mentally ill mantoddl3r tendie
>>736395110probably even had an erection the whole time
the saturn fucking sucks and is for posers
>>736395179no u
>>736395169>>736395110probably was stroking it
>>736395241>>736395169>>736395110probably a little pre during the trailers
>>736395354>>736395241>>736395169>>736395110probably orgasmed when rosalina showed her feet
>>736395486>>736395354>>736395241>>736395169>>736395110shut the fuck up holy fuck tendies are freaks
>>736395486>>736395354>>736395241>>736395169>>736395110probably sprayed ropes on the person in front of him
Sega Saturn is based and fuck sega for killing it so quickly
what games you got for the saturn?
>>736395770>>736395639
>>736394836For a second, I thought this was a Neo Geo cartridge.
>>736393239Post hand you nigger
>>736393756>16th century glazed tileWhere is /our/ hero...tilefucker....?He abandoned us....
>mystery package thread>for a saturn >eric STILL has to melt downHoly fuck shit.Incredibly emarrassing.-1million karma to sony.
>>736395978fine
>Soft hands Sad
>>736396375Nice hand, bro!
Why are these never dildo unboxings what is the point of watching a guy open a plastic game box
>>736396787because this is a dildo unboxing anon is gonna shove that saturn cart up his ass
>>736396820>body safe dildo in the shape of ordinary household objectbrilliant
Go back to your isekai fantasy world, ojisan.
>>736395232The Saturn is one of the most performative gaming consoles of all time only beaten by the 3DS. Almost every game on the system is a complete piece of shit or just an arcade port that's irrelevant in the modern age with shit like MAME and official rereleases of the actual superior arcade versions. Only half decent game on the Saturn is Panzer Dragoon 2. Genesis and Dreamcast are the only real Sega consoles.
