It's OREGON TRAIL TIME BITCHES!! Hope you like the Oregon trail AFTER DARK(Prev Thread)>>736337617
>>736404906Previously on the Oregon Trail, we did BITTER WINTER twice, failing it once and succeeding a second time, some stupid short one about indians going to a hunting ground starring Firewater Hag and Bussy Boy Indian, and have now started a COMMIEFORNIA TRAIL PLAY!
>>736404957Our NEW cast of characters:DR. KING! A pessimistic doctor! He can heal our heroes without meds and the oxen too (we have no oxen...) He overcame the challenges of slavery and racism, and now he's heading west! What's in store and will he live up to our main man TYRONE from the Oregon trail game?
>>736404906Why are they sending all the black people to California?
>>736405052MADEA! Charming, religious, perhaps she's a bit spoilt? We don't know much about her, but she's definitely come a long way as the King, and has the money to back herself up!
>>736405086They aren't ALLL Black, we also got Mountain Man Grug! Stupid, oafish, and all he came with was a knife. Grug no like learning lessons, and has already been reduced to sucking out venom! He starts the game with a fever! The only white boy here is a grade A Caveman dumbass!
>>736405219We finally come to the good Father Quandavious! Brilliant, athletic, and a priest! Surely he will use his godly powers for goodly reasons?
>>736405157Madea is in this?
>>736405327One final note! In addition to having unlocked the hunting knife, which will let skin and clean fish for more dollars, we also are using the Wind Wagon, which allows for no oxen! Space is a little more cramped but we are FLYING over the mountains! Hopefully.>>736405376nigga did you SEE the name plate
>>736405424We will be unlocking the prospector class, a worthless class only good on the California trail, but whatever. It's what was voted on to play
>>736405424What happens if the wind blows east?
>>736405479What kinda pessimistic fag are you, Dr. King? It simply won't happen of course! OFF WE GO!
>>736405523whomst shall we send fishing?
>>736405553We have no room to store the fish, by the way
>>736405587SHIT. There was an important side quest too! We were advised to NOT take the Hastings Cutoff, and to look out for a Mr. Reed. Also known as the Reed from the DONNER-Reed wagon party....
>>736405553grug
>>736405553Get bait.
>>736405701we HAVE 25 bait.
>>736405746Oh look its Firewater Hag
>>736405765grug no understand fishing
>>736405802
>>736405802It's the thought that counts.
>>736405802He can eat it just fine. It's got minerals.
>>736405826anyone need a fish to fuck their wife?
>>736405864>>736405826He did pretty well for a stupid white ape
>>736405907Hey hey we were able to use the knife!
>>736405930If only Tyrone was here.
>>736405930What should I discard to fit the fish? I used a wagon grease to free up one slot. Should I use the medicinal herbs?
>>736405957The coffee
>>736406004It's not enough! How about we use the meds on Grug since we have a doctor
>>736405957Dump the flour. Grug eat only meat and water meat.
>>736405327>>736405219>>736405157>>736405052>>736404957>>736404906What the fuck am I looking atThis is the Oregon Trail
>>736406035Yeah, dump the flour. We can't sell that.
>>736406064You looking at the Oregon Trail Super Woke edition! It's the same Oregon trail you know and love!
>>736406064THE 2022 REMAKE BABY!WITH DAILIES!AND OTHER SHIT!IT'S EDUCATIONAL!
>>736406091>>736406053I am glad you are here to make the hard choices
>>736406121The fact they added dailies will never not be hilarious to me. Who's gonna check our smelly food we literally JUST GOT
>>736406145I trust Madea she can snuff any bullshit out.
>>736406145grug
>>736406174>>736406189We got a perfectly poised Priest and you want to bet on the other unknown mystery niggas with their unknown stats? This is why I play with 4chan. lel we made her barf
>>736406224Good thing we threw away that flour!
>>736406249Grug fish again next chance he get
>>736406249We have arrived to Murrica falls without further incident.
>>736406291Maybe THEY should watch out for US Ambushing them! We got a WILDMAN after all
>>736406328We haggling. Trade offers coming up
>>736406372Does anyone want any of this shit
>>736406394we have 196lbs of Food, and we can sell our fish if we want to. I want that sweet delicious shekels
>>736406394Grug needs meat that carnivore diet.
>>736406456then we should probably sell our fish to trade for the meat
>>736406440sell everything you canwe need money for EXPLOSIVES!our MOUNTAIN MAN with TWO knives will get us any food we may needAnd we also need something to get that gold with.
>>736406480SOLD and we got MEAT. Wil you>REST>DEPART
>>73640647525 fish should be enough.
>>736406537OP HERE, Real fast, Can we trade ONE of our knives for THREE Wagon grease? I'll use it to keep our wagon from falling apart.
>>736406537Rest if the gang needs it, otherwise depart.
>>736406562look at how good these fags are, Grug will be over his fever in one day too!
>>736406561Grug NEEDS his double knives.Double the knives, double the damage.
>>736406617Can't argue with that, even though it isn't part of the game really. Which mystery nigga will we go?
>>736406656North.
>>736406656North.Maximize mystery. As usual.
>>736406664Snake river is rough to ford.
>>736406683We can definitely maximize mystery. Ugh now we are being offered to BUY meat? We just traded for it!
>>736406719I think these prices might be....good? Madea haggled her lower prices. Should we buy some more meat? We have 190lbs of food and 128$. We have the>KNIFESo we can make a literal killing with properly cleaned fish and pelts eventually too.
>>736406719Send that bitch packing.
>>736406761What are you, psychic? We get to hunt now. Who should go hunting?
>>736406759Looking at the stream Madea's form of haggling is threatening anyone with a gunBuy 150 meat for grug.
>>736406810Dr. King ain't no Malcolm X but let him hunt.
>>736406825Fuck yeah, I would love if that was her legitimate way of haggling. Just pistol whipping the SHIT out of whitey. Unfortunately we didn't buy any BUT fortunately we can hunt it down now!
>>736406810grug
>>736406894Sorry we sent the good doctor.
>>736406917>Beat Tyrone's high score.
>>736406917He only carried back 125 lbs of meat and made a knife dull. This is what we get for not sending Grug. >>736406942Dr. King IS a Doctor after all...and skilled with a knife.
>>736406974SHIT we are out of room AGAIN.
>>736406974That's a lot of pelts though.>>736406997Seemingly too many.
>>736406997keep knife.
>>736406997Alright I used up some grease, the meds, and managed to fit it all in. We are saying GOODBYE to the dull knife tho.
>>736407040ITS DULL. It'll break! We still have one perfectly good one!
>>736406997Use the coffee and harmonica, keep the 5 stack of pelts.I'm also starting to think the sail wagon was a bad idea, we never had problems with the Ox before (excluding the winter journey).
>>736407050SO we COULD do this, but hear me out: We have literally no room in our wagon.
>>736407106FINE, if we make enough money we can buy a new wagon at the next fort!
>>736407114Move one no need to take shit.
>>736407114Send Grug. He looks like the kind to like a thrill, and he may learn something.
>>736407125We moved on. We still have a full wagon, should we even berry pick at this time
>>73640717110 green herbs is enough.
>>736407171Send Grug so he can level wayfinding at the very least, and so the party gets a maxxed stack of herbs at the most.
>>736407203Agreed. Oh look, a less cool Independence Rock!
>>736407249>>736407235Sorry to keep missing your posts.
>>736407283Uplifting for them, boring for us the player and viewers.
>>736407330Hm might not want to sell our pelts too quickly.
>>736407354HOLY SHIT We can make so much money!
>>736407383Sell 3, need the rest for crossing.
>>736407383Sell EVERYTHING.We'll FORD the river like MEN and buy a wagon-load of explosives.It's a simple plan. Nothing can go wrong.
>>736407430You know when it put it like that, LETS DO IT!
>>736407510Alright we can rest or depart what are we doing
>>736407570Fuck it we departed which way
>>736407620south
>>736407630
>>736407669ANOTHER SNAKE. Should we try treating it with a medicine or maybe even our Doctor can treat it?
>>736407669Treat without medicine.Have the doctor do it, let's see if he's more than a quack.
>>736407704He has TWO MEDICINE. What the actual fuck. Medea now has a snakebite injury.
>>736407781Well whatever. Guess we can at least have a fried onion and buffalo dinner to restore health
>>736407803Should we cook or tell stories
>>736407803lesduit
>>736407815Cook. Who cares about socializing?
>>736407820I went rougue and cured Madea and used some clothing to improve hygiene.
>>736407854Socializing reveals what the characters are good at. For example, finding out their wayfinding skill which we now need to guess on. Which PERSONALITY do you want to cook kek
>>736407884Grug cook reel gud
>>736407884grug
>>736405052>blacks>muh slavery I'm out
>>736406064you fucking tourist. THIS is The Oregon Trail.
>>736407936I made up that backstory you ginormous faggot. He doesn't have one. >>736407930>>736407923Welp I don't know what we expected. I expected his wayfinding to be better than this
>>736407980North or south
>>736408000south
>>736408079We JUST Camped and most everyone is good on stamina!
>>736408112Now is a good time to socialize.
>>736408172Sorry I didn't hear anything and skipped it. Should we dig this up? Don't send a religious or pessimistic character (So the Doctor and Madea are out) Grug might be perfect for this tho!
>>736408206Grug can play with sand.
>>736408206Looks like not many want to play the new WOKE Oregon trail. Gonna start being a thread dictator and making decisions. >>736408284He sure did! And we got a nice haul!
>>736408296Welcome to raft river crossing!
>>736408296I don't want to make any decisions because I don't know anything about Oregon trail except that you fucking die one thousand deaths if you dip your toes in the river.I'm lurking for now.
>>736408323We haggled and tried to raise Madea's Haggle level (It didn't work) And here we are at the crossing! Looks like we gonna ford!
>>736408323Ford. Immediately. Talking wastes time.
>>736408420And with a 60% chance to ford, who can blame you! OFF WE GO!
>>736408417Looks ez
>>736408442>>736408440Hmm alright. It was 2.9 feet but sure.
>>736408468Check it out! We LOST A TON OF SHIT
>>736408482Which way will you go?
>>736408482That's a little bad huh.
>>736408506Yeah, we have zero food, no bullets and 3 bait.
>>736408482I blame the Quack.>>736408497South, we're gonna need a meal.
>>736408497Restore our food stocks.
>>736408523We are now starving. We went north!
>>736408554It is now muddy and we can't keep going. Should we stop and wait or push on and let someone get a broken limb?
>>736408571Wait?
>>736408571Wait.
>>736408594>>736408601We waited and it's still raining.
>>736408571Keep moving. If someone gets hurt the """doctor""" will be able to practice.
>>736408646Done! They are now completely out of energy, and exhausted. And this is happening now!
Why are there so many blacks in this game
>>736408684HA!
>>736408706KEK. We can't even rob him!
>>736408721Too bad we threw out that nitroglycerin at the beginning!
>>736408737What are they going to mine with, harsh language? Will we mine or ignore the site and move on.
>>736408754Mine it.
>>736408737Gold coming out of the wazoo around here.
>>736408754Mine for gold with their teeth. Let Grug do it.
>>736408754Mine it.Grug's got a knife, doesn't he?
>>736408794>>736408784>>736408782>>736408774Wow he actually got some
>>736408851Which way will ye go
>>736408851He's got True Grit.>>736408879Does it matter?
>>736408879down
>>736408879South.
>>736408895>>736408897We had quick time event and I had Grug rob some people of their food! They wanted to trade but we didn't have enough money, so we robbed them!
>>736408969You're the man now, dog.Quandavious will remember this.
>>736408969
>>736404906Why is the game filled with niggers now?
>>736408993Come on now, we just robbed another wagon. It was US or THEM!
>>736408993Because it's a 2020+ remake of a beloved classic.>>736408990Send Grug to gather the eggs.
>>736408990EAT Grug hungry!
>>736409032>>736409017He GOT Those eggs. And now we can tell stories about the time we robbed the fuck out of those losers! And raise morale which is sorely lacking at the moment. Also the doctor and grug have dysentery
>>736409061Set up camp. Celebrate a successful heist.
>>736409061
>>736409061Camp and have a feast!
Grug feels like the main character, huh. So much for the diversity.
>>736409073We did! It worked a bit. Someone else got dysentery cause they all disgusting.
>>736409085To be fair, we are kind of exclusively using him for everything. He did come in clutch robbing those people though. He even felt devilishly proud of himself, or something akin to it. He was PROUD being evil. Should we cook this flour, sift it or discard it.
>>736409129Sift. We're not on a time limit and food's always good to have.
>>736409136We sifted. Now the wagon is completely broke. Everyone has dysentery. This is just like a real game of Oregon Trail! It's amazing how badly everything went after one small mistake fording that river.
>>736409189Can Dr. King fix the wagon?
>>736409189>Search for food (We have 245 lbs)>Attempt to repair the wagon>Send for help>inspect the area>make camp>>736409213We can try? Although I doubt it.
>>736409224>>736409213
>>736409248Who should craft the replacement part?
>>736409263grug
>>736409263Christ was a carpenter so Quandavious is our best bet.
>>736409271Wow really? The stupid oaf actually did it.
>>736409263Let Quandavius try his hand.
>>736409301
>>736409329Trades on offer. We can actually trade our gold for this stuff after haggling, and we definitely need bullets, wheel grease and flour in that order.
>>736409385cawfee
>>736409385Sounds good. What does coffee do?
>>736409414Coffee restores energy. We can rest to get that back, which we WILL be doing. I traded for the wheel grease and the bullets
>>736409402gween tea
>>736409449kek. THERE. we rested two days and everyone still has the shits.
>>736409472Oh great another river crossing. Fish or berries? We have like 2 bait.
>>736409491Berries
>>736409491South, go for gold.
>>736409530I like the way you think! What else is the gold rush for? Should we make Laudanum?
>>736409563Ye grug might die
>>736409563A job for Dr King.
>>736409596>>736409575The whole party pitched in and we got 18 herbal remedies
>>736409609Hm perhaps we can use his services since our DOCTOR only has ONE fucking medicine skill.
>>736409641
>>736409641>t
>>736409652what the fuck scam is this
>>736409687How much we got?
>>736409687Give him 20 I trust him.
>>736409706We have 182$ and you faggots want to buy another wagon, so we shouldn't waste money on this sheister
>>736409687He looks jewish. Skip.
>>736409746
>>736409757I used our herbal berries and now THIS. Who should pick?
>>736409794Doc he's got energy.
>>736409794Madea needs to pull her weight.
>>736409817She did not trip at least and got two whole herbal remedies out of it.
>>736409868OOooo Mystical coyote! Should we approach or leave?
>>736409891Leave the other option is stupid even for grug
>>736409891Have Grug talk to it.
>>736409942Well you took too long to answer and I had grug do it. And it's a good thing too!
>>736409962Who should mine for gold? Madea says there might be 8 or 9 nuggets in there!
>>736409962How did he have all that shit?
>>736410002It was in a pouch in his mouth. This happened in the Oregon Trail game we did earlier.
>>736409997If she thinks there's so much there she should do it.
>>736410002Don't think about it.>>736409997Grug mine.
>>736410027Dumpy
>>736410026>>736410027Both were able to get two gold nuggets
>>736410072And we managed to get another 2 for six nuggets mined! Now the wagon lurches forward and breaks the priests' Leg.
>>736410132We have a doctor with only TWO Medicine. Should he do it?
>>736410161Let the Doctor heal him.
>>736410161Sure, let brotha help
>>736410182He did it!
>>736410232Welcome to Goose Creek crossing. Another damn river to cross. I traded for some clothing so we can fix our hygiene a bit.
>>736410302Check the conditions
>>736410302We can't caulk and have only a 47% chance for fording. Wanna use the ferry? Only 20$ and we can rest a few days too and heal up.
>>736410374Sure
>>736410403
>>736410374ferry.
>>736410419>>736410417
>>736410438Next area is humboldt wells. Will we travel north or south?
>>736410459South for GOLD
>>736410459Do we have any bait?
>>736410459Stay gold.
>>736410504We have three whole bait. We might be able to craft bait from flour food. I'm not sure.
>>736410506>>736410490Grug shit himself, with dysentery again and now this.
>>736405219There's a druid? He better be able to tame coyotes or something
>>736410537WHo will lead us out of this predicament? >>736410538He's an idiot. There's a reason he is named Grug.
>>736410561Let my nigga Quandavious try.
>>736410587He has even less wayfinding than the rest! But he did it!
>>736410612Should someone pick raspberries?
>>736410639Kingu!
>>736410639King.
>>736410639>>those wayfinding statsYikes, everyone in this new party appear to be as useless as Firewater Hag
>>736410679yeah its shockingly bad.
>>736410679>>736410674>>736410656He fumbled about and got a few berries, now we are at a campsite. Who should cook?
>>736410737The woman maybe?
>>736410737I guess king
>>736410737Madea can use her black cooking.
>>736410793>>736410764>>736410759sorry went with the king. next time the lady can cook for us
>>736410809A MURDER of crows now...
>>736410838Dr. king got hit with a gold piece and now the party has gold fever!
>>736410865Good thing we came upon a mine! who should mine?
>>736410865kek what the fuck, they have so much gold they could be millionaires.
>>736410882Everyone has three energy for mining
>>736410882Dig you fucking priest.
>>736410910He dug 3 times and got 3 nuggets. WHo should dig next?
>>736410956Eh grug did it. They got 4 nuggets.
>>736410956Madea
>>736410978They saw a pure white bison which helped them. Now we can hunt and this will be our final event for tonight!
>>736411006Everyone has dysentery again btw. Who should hunt? It should be one of the ones with the most energy (yellow bar)
>>736411006Madea has the highest stamina, cap a bitch hallelujer
>>736411053There is no way she will be able to haul this all back.
>>736411084FUCKING pathetic, I wish we had sent one of the men.
>>736411104Why couldn't she just hunt less and waste less bullets?
>>736411104Well we made it Humboldt Wells. So we can at least resupply and trade with our TEN nuggets of gold and cash.
>>736411154I don't think thats how it works. They all had similar energy but only the men would be able to carry more back.
>>736411175Repair wagon pronto
>>736411175Took us 40 days to get here. That fording at the rapid river really fucked us.
>>736411224We can BUY a new wagon, since this one was great with no Oxen but the limited storage kind of kept getting in the way. There is a NEW service available, the assayer so we can sell our gold nuggets! Maybe we will want to trade them?
>>736411224
>>736411287Sell the nuggies.
>>736411287ANYWAY. That'll have to wait until tomorrow! We are 38% of the way through the California Trail!
>>736411273I guess you can check trades and see how much you can sell nuggies for
>>736411329Gonna be real, this might be the time we see some dysentery deaths. We keep getting it. Until 915ish tomorrow gents!
>>736411345Remember this for tomorrow thread!
>>736411358Well, we messed up, but things are looking up. See ya then.
>>736411358Good shit OP.
