Yowzer! This town's gone Bowser!
What doth bing?
>they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk
>>736409649Did you know there’s over 9001 combinations of those soul-scarring words?SHLURP
>>736409649why does he keep bringing up Chomsky all the time?
>>736411103Did he ever bring up Chomsky outside that one first episode?
>>736411103What's it to you, chomsky-honk?
>>736411331yes, he uses chomsky-honk a couple of other times in the first season iirc
BLUAAAAAHHH I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST INTO MY HEART AS MY PERSONAL SAVIORYES! MADE IT!BLEAUGH
>>736409459Your mom’s so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her
>>736411767He melted like an anime fan on prom night..
Taste the pain
>>736414640What doth life, anon?
>>736412439Taste the tou-tou-toupain!
LIFELifelifeYOU COULD SAY IT STARTED WHEN I WAS A KID
somebody post the minecraft one
What would a xavier game play like
>>736409459The lAke
I'm still not sure if most of the jokes even made sense desu.
>>736415279Honestly, ENA Dream BBQ is kinda close to what I'd imagine a XRA game would be like.
you only got one peni? let me see it
>>736415279point and click adventure or walking sim
>>736411103Because Noam Chomsky references are an easy way to signal to easily amused self-righteous left-liberals.
>>736415131That shit had me in hysterics and will pop into my brain randomly probably until I'm on my death bed.
>>736415493And a rhythm game.
Taco Tuesday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGw22BuMSk
>And what do you call these 'wind monkeys'? "Wiggaboos?">WIGGERS.
>>736415539retard
That's anODDthing to say
>>736415539chimpy-honky
>he only hits me because he loves me!>that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. he probably hits you because you're so stupid
>>736415656Cramming a black slavery joke, a holocaust joke and a fart joke all into the same beat was a masterstroke.
>>736415438>Honestly, ENA Dream BBQ is kinda closeWrong sort of presentation style. Only closest game to exist is Funny PizzaLand.Any other answer is wrong. Half of the appeal is the surreal aspects, the other is this kind of animation.
>>736415689I would swim through a lake full of water for these cakes is my favourite joke. Perfect type of dry humour, subversive specifically because it isn't.
>>736415675Not an argument
Frittata
>>736415924Speaking of lake humor, the occasional parts where Xavier is the straight man are also quite funny.
>>736416002Who is arguing? I want names NOW.
>banana who?>banana WHO?>BANANA WHO?>3 hours later>BANANA UH WHOMS>ORANGE? WHO?>heh, yeah I am pretty glad you didn't say banana
How you going to get there, by car?Okay, first, you're going to want to get into your carThen you're going to want to start your carA lot of people get half way to the lake and realize they forgot to start their carI'm just joshing you, that's just lake humor
>>736411103religio-philosophic over-undertones
>>736415810There is a thin but very meaningful line between legitimately awful, mentally handicapped deep-internet weirdsludge like Funny Pizza Land and stuff like XRA that drifts in the zone of video game influence and demonstrates actual talent and intellect.
>>736411103
Does anyone else here think
>>736416239>There is a thin but very meaningful line between legitimately awful, mentally handicapped deep-internet weirdsludge like Funny Pizza Land and stuff like XRAThey both look awful on purpose.
is it true that this show used some game assets from one of the tony hawk games?
And what do you call these... wind monkeys?
>a number [tattooed on the wrist]>what could it mean >concentration, concentration >frittata, a phone number
shame that the creator of xavier went full libcuck mode
>>736415539In reality, the Marxists are mostly in the show's audience. Xavier Renegade Angel has at least two episodes that explicitly portray leftists, and they're not even slightly favourable; Escape From Squatopian Freedom is the obvious example, but Signs From Godrilla also has the framing device of the forked MIND/HEART path where the little girl narrating it bookends the episode by opining that leftism and conservatism are the same belief system and that leftist beliefs will inherently circle around to being perceived as conservative, which is a self-immolating phenomenon for an ideology whose end goal is to create a Marxist ethnostate.
>>736416629I don't think Xavier portrays anyone in a favorable light
>>736416629>Escape From Squatopian FreedomWasn't that just CHAZ before CHAZ?
>>736409459reddit the show
>>736416419It wouldn't surprise me. A lot of the textures in games back then were taken from stock image CDs.I know for sure that there was a segment of one episode that was animated in Garry's Mod, though. That's true.
>>736416707It's just making fun of leftist ideology in America, CHAZ is just the logical endpoint of their dumbass stance on owning property being bad unless it's tied to a cultural identity (they agree with) or an oppressed group. Obviously wrapped up in other satire and making fun of the right as well.
>>736416382Looking bad is only half the formula.Funny pizza land is an excessively grotesque thing. The problem is It doesn't have an ounce of wit. You are only concerning yourself with the look of the game.Anon probably mentioned ENA because of the wandering into NPCs with (not quite adequate levels of) wit.Realistically a XRA game would be a mix of both of these. A god-awful game to play and wander around in, carried solely by its writing. Rough-looking but not in excess like funny pizza land.
>>736416735reddit website
>>736415539>>736416629you guys are embarrassing when you attempt to be insightful
>>736415493Look with your eyes, not with your mouth
>"haha yeah guys Xavier is a very leftist show">"Finally, he felt a cosmic hand guiding him to the path...on the left! (Left...left...)">Cuts to Xavier walking through the aftermath of a brutal massacre with a million mutilated corpses being devoured by vultures as the logo of the show appears reflected in one of several blood puddles the size of swimming pools while a Tom Waits horror sting screeches in the background
>>736416835>A god-awful game to play and wander around in, carried solely by its writingSound like you're describing the X Of The Killer series.
>>736417270Not even. Of The Killer is total self-loathing We Must Be Better Gamers shit with a story based on a Bolano book.
>>736415480See with your eyes not with your mouth
>>736417476I'll see your penis with my mouth, and I raise you...>*wanking gesture*with my hand!
>>736416901You can always tell when a zoomer raised on Discord has a sub-opinion
>>736416835>A god-awful game to play and wander around in, carried solely by its writingThat's just every (still remembered) crpg
>>736416835>You are only concerning yourself with the look of the game.Basically the game needs to look like all the old CG cutscenes that were produced for games back in the early 2000s on 3d Studio max in my opinion, just even rougher than any of them since that's more line with XRA and most games would have never shipped with anything that looked bizarre. Xavier took it up on a notch in it's absurdity.I'm concerned with the look because it needs to look right or it's not appealing. And yes even FunnyPizzaLand is way off and is TOO amateur looking. Despite XRA looking pretty amateur too.The only reference i can give you is old demo demo CD footage for 3DS Max R3. I do know the people who made the show worked on some variation of this software but i don't know which version. I'd say its a safe bet it was close to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIrxEHS_kUw
>You're the new MESSIAH - What would be your first act as MESSIAH?>My first act... IS TO DROP THE ACT. Now let me get sum white women for the first black man in heaven.
>People, get IN the way! I'm making manburger helper!
>>736415627this is up there in the top 5 moments>taco tuesday>xavier teaching the weirdo how to speak in grunts>Society>Clumso's cookies commercial>xavier visiting the monks
>>736416215the fact that this chicanery is actual philosophy in disguise, with xavier being genuinely confused by it, is just grand
>>736416346
SPORTS
>>736418929SPORTS!
>>736418929SPORTS
>>736418692>https://youtu.be/fuoSyy0EAE0?si=PBda9ZAWbodbzPouWhat does he say when he stands back up after the cops beat his head in? I've never understood that bit
>>736418749>Xavier teaching the weirdo to speak in grunts, followed by clones of him fractally committing suicide in increasingly frantic and extreme ways, at the same time
>>736409459>regular words, but a snake for a hand!
>>736419136>Four words man thanks count em 'n weep
>Rape is not an excuse, it's a REASON. And tonight, everything seems so REASONABLE.
>>736419389>Your card is matte white, but we discussed it beforehand and agreed that it was going to be eggshell white! Absurdity!
>100 year old lolibaba?>nice AND legal...
>>736419502>Its haunting elegance is so restrained...
>>736419609>I can think so clearly, without all the visual clutter…!>Now everyone will know the Locos are *crazy!* …about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing!
Now's not the best time, but your brother died of a shameful lifestyle choice.
THERES TRAFFIC THERES TRAFFIC THERES TRAFFIC NO TRAFFIC THERES TRAFFIC
>>736419215>regular wordsxavier is anything but regular words
>>736409459We don't cotton to freaks around these parts. TAKE THAT TASTE THE PAIN
Watching xavier as esl is dante must die mode
>>736418929sports?
Proto-xavierhttps://youtu.be/a1AHDNTXYSA
I came in for nuttin... And I got nothin...Like - I never came...
>>736416346I'm
>>736409459/v/ don't cotton to freaks in these parts....>>736411103Chomsky was massively pushed and gaslit as the pre-eminent philosophical thinker of the 20th Century as he dismantled established European/Western ideals, pushed for philosophy to be treated as scientific fact (his own at least) (where opposing philosophies / opinions were to be taught and treated as factually wrong by authoritarian speakers to young and impressionable students), and practically pioneered the smug cynical sidelines-leftie trope; leading him to be a favorite among dime-a-dozen manufactured-thinker oversocialised University communists who styled themselves as intellectuals, that XRA was designed to fly completely over the heads of.Him being a member of a small tribe of manipulative hook-nosed supremacists who just so happened to accidentally take a few dozen trips to Epstein Island (where he raped, tortured, cannibalised and flayed the skin off of 6 year old children alive) and gave Epstein active advice on how to avoid public scrutiny, as he continued defended Epstein after the allegations came out is a complete coincidence, I'm sure.Frittata!
>>736421136he was right about ape language though
I have some bad news and a snack for you
>>736421234He wasn't though, the guy who actually studied Chomsky's shower-thought-tier theory determined that they were just mimicking sign language like trained parrots / dogs for food, and were unable to initiate conversation un-motivated, nor were they able to string a multitude of operative words or conjunctives - only able to describe a subject, an object and a verb (after they were trained that not specifying any one of the three would result in no reward). In the end the man who "initially proved it" became a hardline proponent against it.Naturally, that didn't stop the media apparatus (staffed by Chomsky and Epsteins fellow hook-nosed friends) asserting that the subhuman goyim and animals are closer than you might think, as they continued pushed Chomsky's bullshit theory and the first draft of the man's research as fact.SQUATTER'S RIGHTS!
>>736409459>Oh, no! It's the opposite of global warming -- MOONULAR FREEZING!
>>736415279Fahrenheit
>>736416629>and that leftist beliefs will inherently circle around to being perceived as conservative, which is a self-immolating phenomenon for an ideology whose end goal is to create a Marxist ethnostate.As someone from ExCommie Easter Euro Shithole (Poland) I can attest to that. Once you decide to dig into various slogans and ideological Humbug the communist preached you will see that a lot of it was Quite conservative, Nationalistic even. The promotion of fammily, often using Patriotic elements, FFS one of the largest celebrations then was 1000 aniversary when A Royal decided to be Baptised by a Catholic church.
fruitata
DAMN THIS THREAD AND THEIR CIRCULAR LOGIC!
>>736411767>scott adams
Are the writers of Xavier even still in the animation industry
>>736422023sex with Loona
get me the HELL out of heaven
>>736421750Give me orange, anon. Give me eat orange.
>>736409459I genuinely cannot remember a single line from this show
>>736423254PFFR worked on Teenage Euthanasia and Ballmastrz They also produced The Problem Solverz.
>>736423574>spoilerFuck. That makes so much sense. I knew there was some kind of creative connection.
Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast!
>>736421136Is that spoiler true?
>>736423574Ballmasterz ended so poorly with the movie
>>736409459>Extremely high IQ and literacy series masquerading as extremely retarded shit while actually being extremely retarded Games for this feel?
My fav, the constant use of weirdo and variations of. Weirdero is the best.
>>736419609I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism...
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE LAKE?
>>736424206(the lake)(the lake)
>>736421750>SQUATTER'S RIGHTS!YOU GET OUTTA HERE NOW
>>736422023Muricans don't take in enough ex commie media or ex commie talking heads to understand that whenever communism takes root it looks like their trad wife fantasy. Ironic, the very thing they blindly fight against is the only tried and tested route to their espoused ideals.
>>736423912>masquerading asAbsurdism has always been a signifier of hyper-intellect, it's almost a self-defense mechanism and an aloof screening process to fit in, an ongoing act of constant mental gymnastics and analytics to keep their own mind entertained, and palatably distribute ideas among normal people without having to lie. A genuine genius child doesn't read Crime and Punishment or Republic; he's absorbed in Alice in Wonderland and Willy Wonka. There was a legit study on it that I can't for the love of God find.So something along the lines of the original Crash Bandicoot and TF2 Gmod animations probably. Maybe VtM:B if you're pushing it.
>>736423784No, none of that cult, cannibalism and shit eating stuff is true. It appears in the files because schizos and other crazy people with a political axe to grind were constantly calling in to the FBI with their delusions and false allegations. The truth is, Epstein was just a pseudointellectual pedophile meathead who got to where he was by hooking rich and famous people up with discrete high-end prostitutes. That's what he did for about 20 years straight. Then, sometime around 2000, he decided he wanted to vertically integrate the acquisition process, and he fucked it up and got himself caught almost immediately. But he had decades worth of socially devastating, but criminally negligible blackmail on people like Bill Gates, Trump and Bill Clinton. So he got away with a slap on the wrist. Then he went and got himself in trouble again, and his blackmail was a lot less effective that time because none of them had spoken to him in at least ten years and the statute of limitations on the minor crimes they had actually committed was well past. Then he got thrown in prison and was either assassinated by an actual associate involved with his "Talent Development Program" who stood to go down with the ship. Or his death was faked replaced and he fucked off to some non-extraditing country, which would have also been facilitated by that same kind of associate, depending on how they felt about him.
>>736424651
>>736424580or perhaps american communism is not like that at all
>>736411767I thought this picture was a pizza at first
I groom and train poodles...!
>>736425014I can't see! My back is turned!
Chomsky was working with the CIA shortly after manufacture of consent was publishedHe is not leftistHe is not communist/pol/lacks are pathetic as their half assed attempt at rhetoric would suggest
>>736424580Fuck off you idiot
>>736420314> translate some interesting episodes of XRA to Russian as a fun exercise/leisure> "now suffix... becomes the sufferer..."> be dumbfounded for half an hour straight> best guess is that Xavier garbled his Latin and used -ix is a feminine suffix to change the gender of the one who suffers, from the mother who lost her children to Xavier who accidentally eats the children> translate it along the lines of "the ending (same word as postfix) will become the ended"This shit is grandiose. I also tried this segment> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhkX6jop9DQ and it's absolute torture to relay to a hypothetical non-American audience, but it's great.
>>736425251I bet you're so dumb that you'd answer a rhetorical question?
>>736424920Communists have always been like that. Their foundational members are disgusting goons who just want to tear down the system so they can do weird pervert shit without having to keep it to themselves, or unilaterally impose weird neurotic social rules and schizophrenic social reforms like Metric Time and Lysenkoism, or abolishing the Nuclear Family. Some of them end up being purged in purity spirals before they even revolt, some get purged after they're in power, and some end up as major party members who get to dictate policy and culture indefinitely while the rest of the apparatus trends back towards strategically modified traditionalisms to make the principles of the new political system inseparable from the daily lives of the common people.Orwell complained at length about this in his writing on his experience with Spanish communists.
>>736425530Translating this show must be worse than translating japanese pun comedy
>>736423254The shivering truth is the most recent thing i remember. Vernon Chatman is bros with Trey Parker and Matt Stone and involved in pretty much everything they do.
>>736419609>I love you guys like my family because you killed my family>my mom seen a poodle and said, "this is most cuteness thing I seen">mom Im right here..... >....I'm right hereAbsolutely kino writing faggy ena wishes it had peak writing
>>736417018well, if he goes to his right it's your left
>>736411767technically that should work
>>736426021>Maybe i do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are poodle fancy>I never wanted to be a vato, just want to groom and train poodles
>>736418480>bananas on the left angel
>>736420314if anything it's a good test of english comprehension
>>736425583I don't know, do you?
>>736415279Now I want a mod for the long drive where you play as Xavier and voice lines from the show play every mile or so or when you shoot a hillbilly.
>>736420314>>736425530>>736425779English is uniquely flexible because its structure is really simple, but doesn't necessarily become unintelligible or awkward if you import or ignore the features of any of the languages which influenced it. Verbs have very few rules on how they're used or structured, grammatical gender basically doesn't exist, and there are almost always at least three different valid, if archaic, words for most concepts and objects which were known to Europeans prior to about the tenth century. There exist multiple just-barely-semantically-distinct registers from which wit and texture in the English language can be derived, and the opportunity to play with all of them at the same time without necessarily needing to respect their own rules is a feature that's entirely unique to English. You can just do more with the English language than with most other languages, even though it's relatively simple to learn, it has so many unique tools that there's basically unlimited depth and precision you can achieve with it. Xavier is just a particularly good example of the fact that dissecting it in a dark, dirty, pre-hygiene operating theatre with dull, rusty knives offers just as much depth as the clean well-reasoned method of Tolkien, or the "Fuck it, make shit up as you go along" method of Shakespeare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYoqCDKoT4
I crave structure. But I can't leave /v/ because that would be a choice and that would be FASCIST!My father's name was /v/oster the Vidya Shitposter.>my names vipper the vidya quipper>I'm vitter the vidya twitter>sorry I'm veddit the vidya reddit>they call me viscord the vidya discordHOT POTATO!
>>736420314Trust us, this show is still hard to follow even when you actually know english.
>>736420314On the other hand you learn a lot with each sentence!
>>736427493Borges is such a funny guy, he would have made numbers on twitter.
>>736427493borges died a virgin
>>736428816There was this one he was dating, one day he asked him directly when were they going to have sex, he got super excited and blurted out "So in the end you don't find me disgusting?". Afterwards they went to have dinner together, though unfortunately for the girl there was no sex afterwards.
>>736428913>There was this one woman* he was dating, one day she* asked him directly
>>736428816wtf he is just like me
>>736428816The horror!
>>736415656this made my dad laugh when we first saw it and i didn't get it
>>736428913Based volcel
>>736425014Just gonna leave this here.
