>what if we made a SAO game but you dont play as Kirito and everyone in the game thinks Kirito is gay and lameWho asked for this?
Me
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>>736414586Will we be able to glop 2 years worth of semen into that adorable heroine?
>>736414586>you dont play as Kirito and everyone in the game thinks Kirito is gay and lameSounds kino, I also think Kirito is lame and gay
>>736416378I don't remember what he was like in the anime or novels at all, but the Kirito from the Aquria games is actually likeable. Still though I prefer not playing as him.
Me.
>>736416329No you can only go balls deep in Argo after you pay her enough
>>736414586Literally everyone, holy KINO
>>736414586need to see the SAO game where Kirito dies in the first hour. I don't even dislike the guy that much
>>736420635That SAO game will be about the beta.
>>736414586unironically who would pay $70 for this shit
>>736414586I don't know how anyone can not hate Kirito.
>>736414586Better than everyone talking about him and sucking his cock including the MC
>>736414586>everyone in the game thinks Kirito is gay and lameThat's the original experience, you know?For better or worse, the only ones who didn't see him as a gay and lame cheater were the people who didn't interact with him and only know him as the beta tester who took advantage of his knowledge to further his own progress in solitary, obtained the killing blow bonus on the first boss even without having done much else and things like that.
>>736414586>everyone in the game thinks Kirito is gay and lameKirito IS gay and lame.What kind of faggot would play a game in a setting where the entire premise is you get into the game for real, only to play as some snotty little twink?
Damn people really hate kirito this much?
>>736414586Brown cucks.
>>736422807From day one it was coming from tourists and redditors, who discovered the term Mary Sue and finally felt justified to use it.
>>736416520>I don't remember what he was like in the anime or novels at allHe wasn't terrible in terms of personality as I remember, just kinda generic. The reason most people think he's shit is because he became the go-to example for isekai stories where the plot bends over backwards to make the protagonist the specialest faggot in the world.
>>736422909Nah, I was fed up with power fantasies way before that. I only watched it because it was a dry season and I was bored out of my mind.He's a shitty protagonist and I'm glad more people woke up to it, even if it took years.
>>736414586It's an interesting approach. I'm looking more forward to our main party and their dynamic though.>>736423058>took yearsThat has been the case since the anime's debut, but Kirito's pretty damn inoffensive. Granted, I like him.
>>736422807The web novel was raw potential. Thrown out for the money grab. Which after the creator did realized he fucked up because he sped run the entire fucking thing and tried to retroactively write the story after doing the main continuation story. He tried doing novel book format with a draft for Alicization, but remade it for the Light Novel crowd and dumbed it all down again. To be fair though the marketing theme refined the fuck out of it all because the formula was so simple and clear so it became the definitive survival fantasy novel and appealed to every childs inner chunni so they grasped a solid age demographic.
>>736423216Well, maybe on /a/ which I admit I don't frequent for reasons, but other forums were glazing SAO for long after release.
>>736414586>what if we made a SAO game but you dont play as KiritoThat's a big reason Fatal Bullet was as good as it was.
>>736414586If i win, can I molest my coma waifu in the post game content?
The guy has the gaming reaction skill of a fucking Jedi what wasn't to like about Kirito. It ended the fucking high school magic acadamy web novel series arc. The only problem back at that time was Japanese web novels were dying to the Chinese wuxia market with its ridiculous millions of text stories and that influenced people to make isekais.
If I can't dress as one of these niggas I'm not interested
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>>736414586You play as who?
>>736414586everyone who has interacted with SAO for more than 10 minutes
>>736414586Isn't it just limited to the first 2 floors?
>>736423416HOODED NIGGASalsowhere can i find that style of hood for a spring jacket on the civilized side of the planet?
>>736414586Me
Didn't Kirito>Reveal he was a beta tester>Withhold information on the first boss>Let the raid leader die>Take all the loot>Shit talk everyone who survived>Abandoned them This is how everyone viewed him, of course he isn't liked.
>>736425209Didn't the boss get changed from beta?Not that anyone would believe him
>>736425401True, but my point was that's how people perceived him.