>enter new world>stupid little caterpillar shit: "hey mario, look, a poplin house just appeared! let's check it out">go to poplin house and get free seed>return to overworld>stupid little caterpillar shit: "neat! we got a seed! now we can go to the next course. by the way, you can press L to view the map any time!">do course>return to overworld>stupid little caterpillar shit: "great work clearing that course! you can press R to equip a badge any time!">take one step towards next course>stupid little caterpillar shit: "hey look! a shop! we should stop by and check it out!"They really need to include an option to turn this shit off. Like who does this appeal to? Not even kids are this stupid or need talking down to this much. It's completely pointless fluff dialog that slows down your experience with the game for no fucking reason.>it's a kids game anon what do you expectMario was always for kids and it didn't used to do this shit so incessantly
>>736420667Their new primary audience consists of Illumination movie fans. Have you seen how fucking stupid and unfocused those retarded children and manchildren are?
>>736420839I just really don't believe that people are so stupid that they need obvious things pointing out to them. I think corpos keep dumbing down out of accessibility fears but it's really like a self-fulfilling prophecy where, the more they dumb down, the more them dumbing down causes people to stop using their brains.
>>736421012Publishers decided that DarkSydePhil and Egoraptor had to be their new target level of audience intellect and patience.
>>736420667Remember when everyone pretended Mario Wonder was "a breath of fresh air" for the series? That it was innovating and vital? People stopped talking about it almost instantly.
>>736422320I loved it.It's still better than any "New" Super Mario Bros game.Cope and seethe.
>>736420667>Like who does this appeal to?Women. Mario games are made with female players in mind and women need everything explained to them like a small child.
>>736420667>Like who does this appeal to?People like you who have ADHD and will complain otherwise about unexplained mechanics.
>>736420839There's a chance that going forward they do dumb down Mario to Yoshi levels and that DKB was the game for people that aren't 5 years old.
>>736422320No.I do remember when we pretended it was worse than Sonic Superstars though and that that game did more than Mario did.
>>736420667If you think that's annoying, DO NOT play the new mario tennis.
>>736420667I like the Nick Jr. version of platformer games. It's always interesting to see how much they babify the games.
>>736421198Those guys aren't exactly great advertisers because their entire schtick is being bad at games and calling them shit as a result.
>>736422320people liked wonder because it was a markedly different direction for the 2D games. the reason why people stop talking about new releases when they come out is because they're fucking playing it retard. what more is there to be said about a game like wonder once everyone has beat it?
>>736422819>reading this while remembering that there's an OoT remake (allegedly not just a remaster) heavily rumored to be in the pipelinealso oh my god I thought I was the only one who got distinct "toddler game" vibes from Bananza, at least from trying the demo. Not "kid-friendly but all-ages" like your typical mainline Mario/DK fare, but outright targeted towards toddlers.
Why does this game make Snoys seethe so hard?
>>736422320It's just a nsmb reskin with stupid gimmicks added on.
>736425241get a new script
>>736425638So it isn't anything like Nsmb
>>736425241Because they don't have it and they want it. Same with almost every game they shit on.The rest are games that play better on PC or have more content on another platform making their version the defacto worst version like how they shit on Elden Ring.
>>736426018Trying too hard, snoy.
>>736420667>Like who does this appeal to?This game sold millions. A snoy like you wouldn't know that though.
>>736420667>Mild benign criticism >SnooysnoysnoysnoyIs this the mental illness thread?
>>736427065Maybe you shouldn't make yourselves so obvious. The movie's success clearly mindbroke you.
>>736420667Funniest thing is that in the interview all the shit they boasted about end up being negatives when looking at the final product>the game was made with a younger dev team who will be our future>the game had 0 deadline, giving them all the time in the world to make the game the best it can beCool, so your new devs are dogshit and no pressure means a worse product>>736424682>it was a markedly different direction for the 2D gamesSome good that did it given we ended up with a worse product than the fucking NSMB series. Instead of a focus on good level design they just slapped in a gimmick each level to jangle keys in front of you and put in running commentary
>>736427065You're literally the only one saying snoy.
>>736422892>Nick Jr. versionKEKthat's exactly what I first thought when I heard the toilet plant's dialogue.
BAH BAHHH
Game has a small tutorial every time a new mechanic is introduced? IM GOING INSANE!
>>736420667>Snoy discovers what tutorials are
>>736427581Yes.Back in SMW mechanics were introduced organically. There's optional speaker boxes should you need tips. Mario is for 1 year olds now.
>>736428002
>>736427725In SMW there were only about two new platforming mechanics, you could pretty much play it exactly like the last game. It's not comparable to Wonder which had multiple new mechanics and features that no Mario game before had.
>>736428002Maybe you should tone down the frequency of your falseflag attempts>>736427561
>daily NDS thread
>>736428002Says the escaped poke pedo wondering when the next "which 10 year old do you want to fuck" thread will be up
>>736428905I only see that posted in anti-Nintendo seething threads though? What's the issue?
>>736428823Every level has a pointless gimmick which is promptly abandoned in Wonder. If you're lucky you'll see it again once or twice more but it's hardly a challenge. A lot of Wonder's challenge is waiting around for enemy to move so transformed little flea Mario doesn't get hurt.
>>736428970Palfag here, those Pokefans are actually based. The ones crying about everything are not
>>736428970As opposed to Palsnoys making threads about fucking bootleg Pokémon ripoffs?
>>736428927fuck off, tendie shill. The game is objectively bad
>>736422695While I agree, I have replayed New U 3 times because the game is hyper focused and fun. It isnt original, but its still fucking mario so its still great quality.Wonder rides too hard on surprises to make me want to replay it. Now that I'm typing it, maybe a no badge run could be fun...Anyway cant wait to play wonder again with my son when he's a bit older
>>736429294>Implying degenerate cooners have loyalty or allegiance to one or the otherThat's a good one
>>736420667I agree, that mini-wiggler fuck annoyed me so much. The thing constantly stops the game to tell you something so bleeding obvious that the only people who would actually learn something new from what he's saying are under the age of 5. Children who either a) can't read and therefore HE IS FUCKING USELESS, or b) will be mashing to get through his text as quickly as possible from their fried tik-tok brain.I guarantee the amount of people total who have benefited from his "tips" out of the millions of people who played the game is under 100.
>>736428981The fact that you're randomly calling out snoys making what you're doing extremely obvious.
>>736420667Nintendo fags are the Trump supporters of the gane industry. You can't critize the thing they like even if it's justified without them resorting to name calling/insults and trying to deflect any criticism by acting like autustic children having a meltdown over not getting their tendies.
>>736432512>gane
>>736420667>Make the best Koopaling fights in the series>They’re on DLC
>>736422320why do you want us to talk about a 2d singleplayer platformer for years?
>>736422320>Remember when everyone pretended Mario Wonder was "a breath of fresh air" for the series?I remember when they pretended it wasn't New Super Mario Bros. slop because it had a new name on it
>>736424682>>736434893It's so weird that we can routinely have SMB3 and SMW and SM64 and Sunshine and Galaxy threads with tons of discussion for years and years on end, but NSMB and Wonder don't get any at all, even shortly after release.
>>736426837But metadoom is epic.
>>736435502>It's so weird that we can routinely have SMB3 and SMW and SM64 and Sunshine and Galaxy threads with tons of discussion for years and years on endWhere?The only one that gets any discussion is SMW only because of kaizo and custom content
>>736435502>SMB3 and SMW and SM64 and Sunshine and Galaxy threads with tons of discussion for yearsyou mean tons of shitposting there's no "discussion"
>>736432512Miggers and tendies throw same fucking tantrums. Calling others brown, poor, etc. There is a disturbing overlap between the two cults.
>>736435502its just different age demographics. younger zoomers are on reddit and love talking about new super mario bros wii for whatever reason.
