Alright, your garbage Illumination crossover fest is FINALLY out. We can finally get video game news.... Right?
People on the internet told me Directs are dead and we now only have that stupid Nintendo Today App for news.
>>736427045Lmao no enjoy your zelda movie newsnintendo is done making games
>>736427045next direct is in June
>>736427045Miyamoto doesn't like video games anymoreSo we're not allowed to get any new ones
we really need some new gamesthe Switch 2 only has one good exclusive right now
Lol only when all those stupid boomers die
>>736428741Banaza and Pokomon are 2
nintendeen told me I must hate so I obey praise allah
>>736427045It's time to hype the Zelda movie starring Timothee Chalomet/Tom Holland.
I can't wait for the new Star Fox game featuring the new CUHRAYZEE Fox McCloud from the hit Mario Galaxy movie.
>>736428782>bananza is goodLmao stop, it’s never gonna catch on. Thank god for Pokopia
>nintendo autism slop>gamesPick one, nigga. You're to blame if you believe nintendo scam after last 3 years of switch1 life and switch2 launch
I am sick to death of character writing being written as somewhere between tongue in cheek to out of line smart asses. It’s several decades past its expiration date
>brainrooted zoomers can't go a week without needing a new game Tiktok really fries young brains with dopamine overdose
Your Switch app, sir? Where every game announcement this year was posted
>>736427045its been fucking 7 months since the announcement trailer, can I get a damn release date for FE?
>>736429132>7 monthsI laugh. Raiders hasn't had any fucking news since June of last fucking year. It's been almost TEN GODDAMN MONTHS. Where in the FUCK is it?
>>736428839But the Cuhrayzee Star Fox game isn't happening anymore because Kamiya got annoyed by Star Fox fans asking him about it...
>>736429630>Looks at Rhythm HeavenPathetic.
>Nintendo >games
>Splatoon Raiders>The Duskbloods>...there has to be more than this for 2026
>>736429920that Yoshi game
>>736429920Keep up, dude.
>>736429979kek>>736429981name one other 2026 switch 2 game that looks like it'll do a single slightly interesting thing
>>736430041star fox
>>736430136based on what
>>736430227it was revealed to me in a dream
>>736427045I really just hope we get the next 3d mario announced in it even if it doesn’t come out this year
>>736429872>Double-check>March 27, 2025...Fuck, that's crazy. You clearly take the crown.
>>>/vp/
>>736430695uh oh, the bot broke
>>736429979That Yoshi game that's $10 more to buy physical.
>>736430606>Everyone wants a new 3D Mario.>Nintendo decides to cash in on the latest movie and make another Super Princess Peach.Calling it now.
>>736427045The GTA 6 marketing starts in June so I think Nintendo has it day 1, makes sense to wait
>>736429058The last Switch 2 game was Bananza.That's nine months and counting.
>>736431498It’s $10 less to buy it digital
>>736431980pokopia mogged
>>736431743>Nintendo fans getting tricked into buying GTA6.I almost feel bad for them.
>>736432049>PS5 gets a price hike>Switch 2 gets a digital discounttendiechads stay winning
>>736431498Idk I haven't noticed any price changes.
can I sue mihomo and nintendo for false advertisinggenshin is still not on the switch 1
>no those games don’t count stop mentioning themLol
>>736432437At least he's not German
>Snoy thread
NINTENDOMAKE A NEW 3D F-ZERO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>736433506they did >>736428741
>>736433506urusai gaijin!we havu mario kaato! no efu shiro! too simiraru!s-sakurai-sama? you want to meiku kaabi ea raidasu? and rereasu faivu monthsu afuta mario kaato? hai! mochiron desu!
>>736427045>Another fake concern nintendo threadSnoys are more worried about switch 2's "lack of" exclusives than the PS5
>>736433506*kills your family and loved ones*
>>736428971>It’s several decades past its expiration dateWhich means just like everything else Nintendo are finally ready to jump on the bandwagon. Maybe in another ten years they'll catch up to le trauma scenes like Puss in Boots 2.
>>736435928Favorite Dragon Ball character?
>>736435325You're not excited about Mario Minions 2 and you're not playing Yoshi, be for goddamn real.
>>736428849>GKC only>good
>>736427045Nah we will get one late March is what tendies told me. The calendar is just being a snoy
>>736431743Are you ok?
Meanwhile, that awful fucking movie got TWO Directs in the nearly 7 months since the last general Direct.
>>736438479I'm going to watch the mario galaxy movie in a few days. Cry harder
>>736440365>he hasn't seen it at least once a day already to support Nintendofake fan baka
Just saw the movie, really wasn't anything special, really hope we get GAMES soon. Yoshi doesn't count
>D-DOESN'T COUNTEvery time
>>736441108Do you also consider Peach showtime an amazing exclusive? As a proud Islandchad AND Wooly worldchad the new games is an insult to my hero.
>>736428741Bonanza is very good. Essentially the new 3d Mario by their in-house team which is fine with me as I was tired of Mario anyways. Mk world is also a lot of fun (and sort of weird in comparison to MK8). Reminds me of the launch titles of yore.
>>736441293Except peach showtime is not a switch 2 game
>>736441970Of course, never said it was, and it was an unremarkable exclusive because it's a whatever game for little girls, Yoshi so far looks to follow that trend and doesn't follow what made Island or even Wooly world goodSame reason Super Princess Peach is a vastly superior game btw
>>736427045>crossoveryou mean foxthe others were 2 sec cameos.
>>736428741>someone in another thread tried claiming kirbyfags never picked fights with anyone else>meanwhilekirbyfags are so delusional
>>736427045LMFAO that's all the Mario you're getting this year, enjoy your Bing Bing Banana Movie
>>736442182Post 3x3 or I'm automaticay assuming you don't actually play video games.
>>736444550automatically*
>>736441108>you actually have to hype up a Yoshi toddler game to pretend the Switch 2 release schedule is all hunky-dory
>>736431980>Mario teenis fever>Pokopia
>>736441108Pokopia was the first switch 2 game I’ve gotten since the fetus game and the only good one to boot.
Considering Yoshi doesn't have a demo yet, despite being tailor-made for demo, means we'll get an announcement sometime soon. If there isn't an announcement this week, then they'll shadow drop a demo and we'll get a Direct in June. Also, Tomodachi Life is going to be big.
>>736446195How do you know the other games aren't good if you haven't played them?
>>736446113>sports game [nintendo]>cozy game [nintendo]i'm with that other anon, if i don't care about those genres without the nintendo logo on the box, i'm still not gonna care when the box says nintendo too. same deal with age of imprisonment, i don't care about musous at all.
>>736446514What games would interest you?
>>736446620from the announced games, i am interested in duskbloods a lot and fire emblem a bit.
>>736446514So basically>It doesn't count!lmaoYou can have more than 2 consoles at all times anon, I have a pc and sw2
>>736446450Lmao what the fuck did I miss? A dynasty warriors game with a Zelda skin and a the sequel to an ADHD Kirby racing game I ignored 20 years ago? None of the two were worth $60 let alone $70.
>>736428741>zeroftfy
>>736446113>mario sports shovelware>comfyslop
>>736446793i have a pc, switch 2 and ps5. i don't give a single fuck about the upcoming sony games either. intergalactic isn't a game, marathon wasn't a game.
>>736427045>video game newsDoes that include Kotaku?
>"IT DOESNT COUNT" the threadOkay so the switch 2 does have games. Got it
>>736447174You're missing out.
>YOSHI COUNTS IT COUNTS STOP SAYING IT DOESNT IT COUNTS OKAY????can't wait for none of you fucks to buy it and for it to flop like Tennis Fever lmao
>>736449394I got a physical copy for $40.
>>736449054>give my friends $70 for each shovelware title before you judge themNah I’ll pass. I’ll survive as you tendies like to say.
>>736450598>my friendsProjection.
Nintendo really likes fucking with us, huh?
>>736450598>as you tendies like to say.oh this guy REEKS
>>736441108Yes, it does indeed not count.I'm so fucking tired of comfycoreNew HorizonsPokopiaTomodachi LifeYoshiAll the same comfy baby shit with jack shit actual gameplay.>OH WAOW FOR $60 (70 PHYSICAL) YOU CAN MAKE THE CUTSEY ENEMY BLOW BUBBLES SO YOSHI CAN JUMP HIGHER AND FIND OUT HOW IT INTERACTS WITH A MUSHROOOM ^W^fucking tired of this shit
>>736428741I'm usually all in on sakurai games, but air riders is a scrimblo adhd epilepsy simulator. The s2 has nothing.
>>736451436I am 100% sure that they laugh their fucking asses off when people buy shit like Labo or full priced ''remasters''
>>736451748The problem is women seem to be nintendo's core audience these days.
>D-DOESN'T COUNTCry harder
>>736451748>it doesn't count cuz i dont like itI don't like comfy all that much either, but lol
>look mommy i posted it again
Switch has too much movieshit like prime 4, xenoblade and fire emblem. Not enough actual video games.
>>736428741Bananza and Pokopia are good
>>736454973>casual games with zero challenge>cant even die in pokopiaYikes
>>736455285>casual games with zero challengeYou can't beat it without upgrading your health, so it's not too casual.
>>736455285why would you want to die in pokopiathat's like saying why aren't there enemies in animal crossing
>>736455385Because i dont want to play a damn visual novel.
>>736455458>If there's no combat it's a VNHoly snoy
>>736455385Because DQ Builders, the game Pokopia seems to be based on, has combat, so you could just buy that on your Switch instead for half the price.It feels like an odd omission to leave out combat given that most Pokémon games are about that.
>>736455637Snoys are the ones who love movie games, since the idea of combat is toxic to them. Hence why nu-God of War has more walk and talk segments than actual combat.
>>736455967Not really no, it's a spinoff
>>736428741
>>736451748Sounds like someone wants a new Kid Icarus Uprising.
>>736456156Minus the tranime, of course.
>We can finally get video game newsHere's your breathtaking cinematic open world Super Mario reboot using the movies as canon and starring Chris Pratt, bro>"Hrm, If I touch that mushroom...">"What if I were to kick that shell into the block thing-y?">"I am compelled to ride that green dinosaur."*YOSHI~~!*>"Yoshi, huh?"
>>736427045No, sorry, not happening.Nintendo forgot about you, they will never do the kind of game you like.Of course, they may change their minds if something scary happens or two.
>>736456205New Punch-Out then?
>>736454740>managed to name more games than the PS5
>>736428741Post the better picture next time with the better logo
>>736456397There is no way in hell a new Punch-Out!! would ever fly without the humor and designs being majorly compromised. Wii came out at just about the last time you could really do a game like that with minimal blowback (2009).
>>736456620>Switchfags have to pat themselves on the back for beating the legless vietnam vet in a foot race
>>736456397 Unironically yes, but you just know they’d sand off all the edges. No more goofy ethnic stereotypes, no more goofy ring entrances, half the cast redesigned into safe Pixar blobs. Glass Joe would be rebranded as “Fragile Jean” and he’d give a speech about self‑care before the fight. Punch‑Out only works because it’s a cartoon boxing freakshow. If they’re too scared to let you punch a luchador who teleports or a guy who eats raw bricks between rounds, then what’s the point? Just make ARMS 2 at that point. That said, I’d still day one it like the clown I am.
>>736429132>>736429630Friendly Reminder that Rhythm Heaven Groove was announced last year AND STILL NO RELEASE DATE
I don't own a switch 2 it's games aren't for me.
>>736457357not canon
>>736455967The combat is the worst part of that game.
>"Switch 2 has no games">"O-okay it has games but Yoshi is toddler game">"O-okay there are other switch 2 games but they're comfyslop">"O-okay it's not just comfyslop, but the games have no challenge">"I hate nintendo games"I have anti-nintendo fatigue
>>736441931>Bonanza is very good.
>>736427045Movie company, please understand.
>posted it again
>>736458039The switch 2 is the best place to play legend of zelda *All zelda games on the switch 1 have performance issues that are miraculously fixed by the switch 2, with or without a paid patch.
>>736458141literally everything looks like shit except for DK, the banana, and the stupid fucking rock on his shoulderbravo team odyssey
>>736458750>* pc is the best place to play legend of zelda *ftfy
>>736427045I'm not allowed to make threads so what do you guys think about this:https://youtu.be/Qc5zlQMbllINintendo is currently deleting thousands of mario maker levels (again) and handing out bans like candy on halloween. Feels like they're doing everything they can to sabotage their games.
>>736460636>Nintendo is currently deleting thousands of mario maker levels (again) and handing out bans like candy on halloweenFirst time I'm hearing it
So when do we think that new rumored Wario Land is going to come out?
>>736461425I believe it when it happens. Nate gets shit wrong majority of the time like the Zelda WW/TP HD ports
>736460636>pleasecareaboutonimaipleasecareaboutonimaipleasecareaboutonimaipleasecareaboutonimaipleasecareaboutonimaipleasecareaboutonimaipleasecareaboutonimai>PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEDONTLETMEFADEINTOIRRELEVANCYMYTRANNYMOESHITISNOTASTROTURFEDONHEREATALLISWEARIMNOTANAVATARFAGPLEASENOPLEASEDONTTURNONFRIERENSEASON2
>>736460636Jesus Christ they REALLY didn't like this game for some reason.
>>736427045>Nintendo is all in on wanting to be disney>The nso box is an afterthought nowAnon, I....
>>736461538I really hope it happens, My boy Wario deserves better than the Ware games
>>736460636Nobody hates tendies more than Nintendo.
>>736459393ebin samefag
>>736449478Link? I’m planning to get it and that’s a steal
>>736462193ThisIt's almost like nintendo is just constantly stress testing tendies with corpo bullshit to see how low they can go, and how much tendies will tolerate and for how long
>>736460636Nintendo being autistic about moderation? Just like in the good ol' days of Miiverse...
>>736462529Corpo bullshit like what?
>>736461395Well yeah it just happened today, and /v/ isn't really a reliable news source lately unfortunately
>the usual suspect is searching up literal who youtubers to push a anti-nintendo narrativeThe desperation is showing
>>736462607I like mario maker and when 2 came out I shared a lot of levels with /v/
June
>>736462607Go ahead and justify Nintendo deleting all those levels. If you don't reply, then I know for sure that you're a shill or bot.
>>736462545Kill virtual console for nsoRequire nso for backup saves and retrieval Game key cards, essentially getting on the "glorified digital download code" meme Sony and Microsoft started because game files have to be so retardedly big to accommodate grafixfagsPrioritizing shareholders over consumers
>>736462389https://www.play-asia.com/search/action%3Dpromotion%3A859#fc=s:2It's a 2 for $80 deal. I got Yoshi and Digimon.
>/v/ when Nintendo is promoting their games that are coming out in the next two months and not perpetually pulling new announcements out of their ass for games with no conceivable release windowYou're the kind of retarded faggot that complained Nintendo didn't announce any Zelda shit to be immediately run over by Pokemon Day in February, even though Zelda anniversary stuff always happens in summer.
>>736462968>Game key cards, essentially getting on the "glorified digital download code" meme Sony and Microsoft started clearly nobody cares about this but collector autists>because game files have to be so retardedly big to accommodate grafixfagsSo you admit it’s not even nintendo fault. Bravo>Prioritizing shareholders over consumersHow? They haven’t gone in on mtx or gacha or GAAS slop, or raised prices
>>736462753Did your levels get deleted anon?
>>736463098I don't believe so as I did not use tags but I don't think I can check because I don't have an online subscription any more
>>736463018I don’t see yoshi anywhere
>>736462930Where did those numbers come from anon? Are you just going to believe in some random youtuber with 700 subs? lmao
>>736458039>Switch 2 has no gamesyes. Comfy slop and casual shovelware doesn't count. If it did we'd have to include Astro Bot and TLOU as playstation exclusives.
>>736463291 TLOU isn’t even exclusive
>>736463093The slow death of physical IS a corpo tactic, and deliberately deciding to go all in on meme shit like 4k and hdr are also corpo decisions Please don't act like because they don't participate in EVERY sketchy practice, they're saintsHonestly, the only only people that defend this shit are brainwashed tendies or shareholders Either way, you're part of the problem
>>736463340YOU ARE A PIG.
>>736463340>its the death of the medium and its all tendies fault!>PS5 disc drive not included
>>736463280NTA but sorry, I chose to link the video that is most informative rather than most popular. I didn't think that would trigger your schizophrenia. This is the #27 most "hyped" video on youtube currentlyhttps://youtu.be/BkJO5y2wUS0In the description it suggests viewing the video I originally linked as an update.
>>736463232Oops. Wrong dealhttps://www.play-asia.com/games/2026_games_bundle/14/712u3>>736463291>TLOUWhich one? The original remaster or the remaster of the remake?
>Animal Crossing Update>Pokopia>Tomodachi Life>Yoshi’s BookI’m tired of “cozy games”…please let it end. Please for the love of god do something else this year for once, Nintendo.
>>736463407>Which one? The original remaster or the remaster of the remake?Does it matter? It's the same lame walking sim, only with prettier graphics and a heftier price tag, and removed game modes.
>>736463407>Which one? The original remaster or the remaster of the remake?The remastered remake.....remastered
>>736463291trvth>>736463327alright replace it with ghost of yotei, same difference retard
>>736463421I have cozy fatigue
>>736463635>still more games than a six year old console
>>736456397Little Mac in Mario Galaxy Movie was based
>>736463635>same difference retardbecause its getting ported to PC as well?
>>736463685Here's what effort looks like.
>>736463704>I beat the guy with no legs in a marathonMeanwhile, the steam runner who beat everyone 8 minutes ago and is waiting for someone to cross the finish line after him...
>>736463704so what? exclusives dont mean that much anymore but people are still tired of the lack of variety. all it has been is cozy slop
>>736463407damn, none of the other games interest me. but $51 is still bretty gud
>>736463374It is included you fucking retard. Nintendo is the last company to pull this shit, just because they weren't the first doesn't make it any less anti-consumer.>>736463363Chill with the tard rage. You should demand better treatment from Nintendo, even if they are your favorite company.
>>736463740no, same difference as in it has a second exclusive even if tlou doesnt count.
>>736463751Even your memes are ports
>>736463772>steam runner>but uses windowslol
>>736463786Have you considered trying M2 Shottrigger ports? I think these are the best modern exclusives on consoles, personally.
>>736463823wow, $700 for TWO GAMES?
>>736463853>can use linux>can use proton>can use 20 different kinds of windows for pure customization>can use arch>can use debianTell me, what OS can you run on the Ps5 or Switch 2? Surely it's not locked down, right?
>>736463909only two games if you are a retard that actually cares that much about exclusives, which most consumers dont. stupid obsession.
>>736463772That runner's spending those 8 minutes selling virtual hats and knives so he can feed his +10 family.>>736463786>exclusives dont mean that much anymorehe says seeing another Sony exclusive leave, forfeiting his fate.
>>736463973>only if youre a retard who doesnt want to pay an ever increasing price for online while PSN keeps getting hacked and games shut down
So what’s coming out in June and beyond? April is Tomodachi, Yoshi is May. Nintendo typically releases something once a month.
I gotta love how this thread went from "This console has no games" to "ACKSHUALLY exclusivity doesn't matter"
>>736464059dont even have to pay for it btw nice deflection>>736464051>leavesource?if exclusives meant that much, why did ps5 sell 92m units and switch 2 sell 17m with barely anything on it at launch?
>>736463846Mine's better. Learn to draw.>>736463973Then why is Sony leaving PC if exclusives don't matter?
>>736464104if you happen to care about exclusives, which is nintendo's specialty, they are lacking in variety recently. again, see>>736464132
>>736464132>you dont have to pay for onlinelol, so youre cutting even more of the PS5's library in half
>>736464161because they matter to a certain extent. they are a might as well have. but the best selling games on playstation/steam/xbox are the same multiplat live service whatevers
>>736463820If Nintendo confirms Mario's daughter, then they have given me good treatment.
>>736427045Stay tuned for more ports that have been on the pc forever.
>>736464179>they are lacking in variety recentlybananza, air riders, prime 4, pokeopia, and ZA are all different game genres, so Im not sure what you meant by that
>>736464193what ps5 exclusive (Astro bot, GoY, deS remake, etc) are locked behind an online sub?
>>736464051>That runner's spending those 8 minutes selling virtual hats and knives so he can feed his +10 family.The fact that he can feed a family of 10 by selling virtual hats is quite an accomplishment. He must be a real entrepreneur. ;)
>>736464289DeS has online, not sure how you didnt know
>>736464242recently they have had pokopia, and this month they are having essentially a kind of clone, as well as yoshi.
Star Fox revealed in April through the Nintendo Today app with a June release date???
>>736464337yoshi is nothing even close to pokeopia, and you didnt answer my question
>>736464330not required, but can you not afford 9.99 for a month of ps plus? even comes with 3 games
>>736428741Yeah, Pokopia is pretty fantastic.
>>736464386>what are you, poor?lol, and there it is
>>736464374those games you listed arent exactly recent. they are on a cozy spree right now
>>736464104snoys are desperate. Nothing new.>>736464132Most recently, Death Stranding 2. We'll have to see if the trend continues, but despite the news of leaving PC, it's only been rumor. Sony didn't confirm it. Wolverine may still be on PC day one besides from YouTube>why did ps5 sell 92m units>counts refurbished, VR, Portals>switch 2 sell 17m with barely anything on it at launchMario Kart World, then Bananza a month after.>>736464223>because they matter to a certain extentThank you for admitting it. Hopefully Sony will learn that lesson soon.
>>736464361Could that be the "April 10" tease?
>looked up Pokopia>it's just a Dragon Builders clone>but you can't even dieWtf so it's a sony game now? Why would you play a game without a challenge in it?
>>736464242Aside from Pokopia, all the games you listed came out last year. We need new games. Although I will say this, Kirby Air Riders has had plenty of fun online events that keep me coming back often.
>>736464426>the game that released a month ago isnt recent>those games are all the same because look they just are ok
>>7364644189.99 is less than most fast food orders these days.
>>736464079star fox and rhythm heaven in juneraiders in Julyport in augustfe in SeptemberDuskbloods in October
>>736464462>those games dont count because the came out in a timeframe I arbitrarily make up
>>736464104It has no games.
>>736464242Y'see anon, those have gameplay. Those are basically clones to a snoy.>>736464386>it doesn't need online>but it also doeshttps://youtu.be/2WZLJpMOxS4?si=JNNrzxCBOONo6HQ0
>>736464386>Are you poor?It's supposed to be tendies' argument, you don't need to go as low as them
>>736464476>food analogy
>>736464436Death stranding 2 isn't first party. they had an exclusivity deal with kojima.Switch 2 had a single game at launch, just like PS5. Is that why either of them sold what they did? I didn't admit anything. I explained it. They matter to some degree, but not to the degree that your retarded ass thinks they do.
>>736464576schrodingers snoy: The switch 2 and its games are overpriced, but youre poor
>>736464229Then you should demand Super Pauline Sisters: Mario Sex Edition for physical game card and digital only, what are you sitting around here for?
>>736464541Just because Nintendo had a good first year doesn’t mean they should stop making games.
>>736464550https://youtu.be/UtG11pmBe3U?si=mvKq-fB-ly6eM8-2
>>736464650good thing they didnt, since pokeopia just came out
>>736464649I have prayed for a Pauline spinoff game.No sex though.
>>736464675He asked for games, not movies.
>fake concern posting>pauline schizo >tranime postingcaco thread
>>736464650>>736464675and Tomodachi Life is in two weeks.
>>736464574so mk world needs an online sub so therefore that doesnt count as a game
>>736464730good thing I mentioned a game then
>>736464730WHAT?
I love Nintendo's IPs, wouldn't it be great if they actually DID SOMETHING WITH THEM!?
>>736464760No, you mentioned Pokopia, aka a movie.Where's the challenge? Did they or did they not remove the ability to die?
I want a new GameCube NSO drop. It’s been almost a month since they put out Gale of Darkness.
>>736464798THEY DO, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE.
>>736464798>prime 4>echoes of wisdom + OoT remake maybe>kirby air riders>DK bonanza>Pokemon ZA, pokeopia and W/W>Fzero 99what exactly are you bitching about?
>>736464757Nope. But Demon's Souls remake needs some devs, in case you didn't hear.
>>736464830>Pokopia, aka a movie.This is you.Ok?
>>736464830>Pokopia, aka a moviea game*
>>736464857>crossgen>vaporware>headache simulator that nobody gives a fuck about>the only real title it has>crossgen + vaporware>nothing
>>736464857>d-d-don't count...
>>736464834Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. Come on, Nintendo. Don't be a bitch.
>>736428741Still better than the overpriced Wii U port machine that was the Switch.
>>736464876works on my machine.
>>736464830>Pokopia, aka a movieYour brain is the best game around, considering how challenged you are.
>>736464919
>>736464968Same on my Deck. Looks and runs better than on the PS5.
>>736464967
>>736464740https://youtu.be/L4-z9VRNKcQBuy it dude, I'm pretty much pigeonholed into this stuff, because as anon says every new game is "cozy" now. This goes for both Nintendo and Sony. For me these games are like an oasis in the desert. And switch does actually have some good exclusives like espgaluda 2 and saidoujou that PS doesn't have. No ketsui for tendies though
>>736464993okay then astro bot, ghost of yotei, demon's souls remake, gran turismo 7, saros, wolverine, and gta 6 count for ps5
>>736464981>>736464916Astro Bot was a movie, according to you guys. How is Pokopia any different?
>>736465032i don't think the remake is on steam honestleeee
>>736465052GTA6, saros and wolverine arent even out, and Gran turismo is on PS4. BNut do keep making up claims nobody made!
>>736465082We only call Astro Bot a movie because your only experience with the game is through YouTube clips. btw what's your favorite Astro Bot level?
I feel like something could get announced this week. Even if it’s something “small” like a Thousand Year Door Switch 2 patch.
>>736465082>Astro Bot was a movie, according to you guysdont recall ever saying that a single time. Care to project harder?
>>736464967yeah because it has 1 more game than the switch does lmao
>>736465148So it doesn't count as a game. Glad we could agree. Just like Pokopia.>>736465173>don't recallHere's a refresher. >>736465148oops ;)
>>736464857nta but who genuinely cares about fzero 99 that shit was forgotten the second it released as a battle royale that's more of a monkey's paw than actually caring about it, plus the fact its online only too.
>>736465125that anon also listed games that werent out yet as well as crossgenscongratulations anon, you played yourself
>>736465212outstanding job
>>736465052>lists non-exclusives, PS4 and unreleased gamesNot making a solid case for yourself, bud.>>736465113>the demakeeew nasty
>>736465219NTA but I played F-Zero 99 for over 300 hours. Might be autism.
>>736465228what does being crossgen have to do with making games out of existing nintendo IPs?
>>736464834First time?
>>736465265don't worry buddy i have the same problem but with management games like palworld, and games like farming Sims, cooking sim, and shit like roblox games that play like lumber tycoon, and mods on minecraft that adds machines you have to take care of.
>>736465286he is wondering when they are going to make a game from a real ip exclusively for switch 2, i assume>>736465247you can play the original, i'll play the remake. fair enough.
>>736427045June at the absolute earliest, no digital event, most likely September or 2027 is when the direct is actually coming.
>>736427045Nope, they clearly had to delay all their games to tone down the open world elements
>>736465456nope, no mention of S2 exclusivity anywhere
>>736465456>i'll play the remake. fair enough.You're a brave man. If only there were more people like you. Bluepoint would still be around.
>>736428741>F-Zero KX
>>736446001Nintendo has released one game a month. How many more were you expecting?
>>736465523on a serious note i dont know if thats even why they shut them. sony lets lots of studios live on despite making flops like naughty dog
>>736465382Based.
>>736465513nintendo ip as in zelda and mario, not a crossgen spinoff pokemon and a side character (donkey kong) entry
>>736465678This. I just want to know what the June game is. Whatever it is, they have to announce it soon.
>>736465721>I love nintendo IP's, jsut not the ones that arent mario and zelda>also those zelda and mario games dont count
>>736465680Sony sent them to the live service mines, despite having little experience with it. Bluepoint was also interested in remaking Bloodborne, but Miyazaki doesn't want anyone ruining his baby. Especially after Demon's Souls remake. Between all that time, they haven't made anything because they couldn't and Sony axed them to buy an AI studio.
>>736465727My guess is we get an early June direct with a late June drop of a Switch 2 edition of a Switch 1 game, as well as information on the rest of the year.
>>736465816sounds like they really weren't at fault. lots of people respected them for making actually playable versions of old games on modern systems, seeShadow of the ColossusDemon's Souls remakeUncharted collectionetc
>>736465764so what zelda and mario are we dealing with as switch 2 exclusives then?
>>736466031why do they have to be S2 exclusive?
>>736466072because that's all you seem to care about is muh exclusives
>>736465996Trolling aside, it really isn't their fault. Sony forced them to make live service slop I believe they were working on the GoW live service game and they were punished for doing as they were told. Maybe they planning something out besides Bloodborne remake, but it wasn't enough for a Sony that only cares about line going up. Hence, axing them. It's a waste of resources and it shouldn't be forgotten like Japan Studios.
>>736466080youre the one bitching about exclusives though? Im just naming games from nintendo IPs
>>736466080>he wants games to be gentrified so appeal to every consoleThere's a reason why we defend exclusives. It would be like a PC game with keyboard controls because "controllers are better"
>>736466143true. i think a lot of online talk likes to speak negatively about them but i think they were quite respected overall. that's why it was such a shock to everyone when they shut them for no apparent fault of their own, just like japan studio.
>>736466208Except most PC games include both KBM and controller options, and fans are allowed to choose what they like.
>>736464725But Pauline Jr. needs a sister, so it's up to Mario to bing bing wahoo all the way into Pauline II's warp pipe to give her the 1-UP at the tip of his secret flagpole.
>>736427045Uh, yeah, sure. Hope you like Yoshi
>>736466879fuck yah I do, wooly world was fantastic
>>736466208(me)>>736466431*withoutSorry. My mistype ruined my point. I meant gentrification ruining the experience for everyone, despite it "being for everyone">fans are allowed to choose what they like.That's good, which is why exclusivity should be considered in developing games.>>736466272I mean, they weren't perfect and often missed the soul of previous games. Shadow of the Colossus on PS3 had better effects that impact the game's tone and the remake misses it. More so, Demon's Souls. The shock also came from Sony's incompetence as of late. 12 live service games.
>>736467013they likely panicked after microsoft bought COD, as they even argued it was almost required to have a successful console in that lawsuit thing
>>736466879Yes. Even if Crafted World was boring ass
Two more weeks bros. Trust the plan.
>>736467013>That's good, which is why exclusivity should be considered in developing games.Only if I get a choice in how to play the game. If I want to play it on PC, and it's a Ps5 or Switch exclusive, then it's objectively worse as a result, unless you can give me every single comfort of a PC game. That includes modding, dedicated servers, and a guarantee that the game will work on future hardware forever. IE if I buy an SNES cart, it should work on all future nintendo consoles.I have starcraft and Brood War, games released in the late 90's, that still work on my modern PC. And I'm not referring to the POS remasters. I mean the originals. Does Nintendo do that with their games? Can I plug a DS cart into my Switch and play it?
>>736427045Not until June.
>>736465595are they wrong?
>>736427045Not until The Dog has Chapter 5 ready for a release date trailer!
>>736467062If only Sony knew they were dealing with absolute retards of the industry. >>736467098There's not much as I can say other thanhttps://youtu.be/Ef9QnZVpVd8?si=G3m20NBEUTXrYN09I personally want a unique experience even if it's at the cost of locking me on a certain system. Course, this rule isn't set in stone and I emulate games at times, but I'd prefer playing on a game's original console.
>>736427045I mean I was hoping they would have videogame news at some point to coincide with the movie. It's actually really depressing that there hasn't been any news. Has Nintendo really decided not to bother with videogames so much anymore? The output has been so pathetic lately
>>736467414thisthe fact that mina does not have a release date yet despite releasing in the spring is also telling
>>736467427>but I'd prefer playing on a game's original console.for what benefit?
>>736467712Just feels right. Plus it's easier. I don't want to worry about emulation issues.
>>736467414Would be funny if that's the reason there hasn't been a Nintendo Direct announcement since then.
>>736468110I think they just know Yoshi is already so fucked on its own that they don't want to do anything to further hurt interest in it so close to its release date. Probably also banking on interest in Yoshi from the Galaxy movie to have enough momentum to give it a boost.
It's obvious they just don't have a lot this year, which is fine. Not every year can be a banger, and next year we already know we're getting the next big Pokemon and Mario. Honestly you kind of expect the second year of a console to be shit because they're gonna dump everything big they got in the first year. The second year of the switch 1 was pretty much just Smash and a bunch of shovelware.
>>736469254>Not every year can be a bangerSo why wasn't the first either? DOHOHOHOHO
>>736467484Sadly seems to be the case
>>736469321Mario Kart, DK, Pokopia all basically 90 metacritic games. 3 in one year is really good. And of course upgraded versions of Odyssey, BotW, TotK and Pokemon Scarlet. I would call that a banger. Pretty similar to the switch 1's first year with BotW, Odyssey and Mario Kart 8. BotW better than anything on the switch 2, but on the other hand Mario Kart was a port.
>>736467484They outright said the movie was the centerpiece of the Mario 40th anniversary. Nintendofags are never ever allowed to talk shit ever again about Playstation being LE MOVIE GAMES until they too designate a movie/show as the centerpiece for a game series' anniversary and give it two entire dedicated States of Play.
>>736469327it's honestly equal parts annoying and depressing. Nintendo COULD have decided to make more games. They have the capacity to, and the resources. The fact that they're not is really robbing the world of the games they could have made. It's extremely selfish
>>736469438>sloprio kart>wokey kong>comfyslopyawn
>>736469438>/v/ cares about reviewers now
>>736469531Tendies will excuse the for this shit because more revenue for Nintendo is le good. It was never about games for those subhumans
>>736469438>most of his list is padding from framerate patches for older Switch 1 gamesohhhhh, jesus CHRIST, anon.
>>736469438>the only positive thing he can bring up about the games is their metacritic scores
>>736469669You cant just act like 4k60 BotW and Odyssey aren't a big deal.
>>736453591>women
>snoys melting hard ITTAlright, what happened this time?
>>736469642thats funny, because I always see snoys posting the profit per generation chart whenever someone says sony is sinking their legacy into the ground
>>736469812Nice made up deflection
>>736469782>BotW1440p.>SMOUp to 1800p.
>>736469718Well if you want my personal opinion, Bananza is one of my favorite games of all time. It reused the concept of tons of small micro "stars" from Odyssey but made two key changes to greatly improve the experience. First, the "stars" now level your character up, instead of doing literally nothing in Odyssey. Second, they made the movement much faster and more fluid. The combination of these two factors allow a skilled player to fucking bulldoze through the "stars" which, because you level up from them, feels incredibly rewarding, and because skillful play is what allows you to collect them faster, feels legitimately earned. It's a fucking rush just slamming around a level at super speed collecting moon after moon after moon then dumping it all into a bunch of ability upgrades. Legitimately genius game design.
>>736469967If you actually believed any of the tripe you typed, then you wouldn't have opened up with their metacritic scores. Now it just sounds like desperate damage control.Played your hand a little too early, amigo.
>>736469804Nintendofags are trying too hard to play sour grapes over not having game announcements because MUH MOVIE MONIES.
yall fellas believe in the current leaks at all? im on pure hopium at this point. a new star fox and a new fucking wario land would be pretty damn nice.an oot remake would be really interesting too.. that is if it's not 1:1 like the 3ds release
>>736470007>seething about mario galaxy movie being a massive successAh, so that's what this is about
>>736469879lol
>>736470080Imagine that, people don't want Nintendo to be a movie-obsessed company like Playstation.
>>736469947"WAAHHH ACTUALLY IT'S ONLY 6 MILLION PIXELS NOT 8, HOW WILL I SEE ALOY'S ASS HAIRS WITH ONLY 6 MILLION PIXELS ON SCREEN"
At the store I get a lot of people buying Mario Kart 8, Minecraft, Smash, and Super Mario Galaxy. You can't play World on a Switch 1 though, so I assume a lot of those people don't own a Switch 2 and have no desire to buy one, so they just play Mario Kart 8. Smash is an old fucking game, so it's odd people still buy it to this day. I do get a lot of younger kids buying Nintendo games though, like I'd say 7-11 or something. I imagine a lot of people just buy the game digitally, unless you're autistic and want a physical collection. It's even more hilarious because we sold a lot of Switch 2's but we rarely sell Switch 2 games. People coming in for Switch games are buying Switch 1 games. The only Switch 2 games I see people buying are World, Pokepia, and Donkey Kong. Pokepia has been more popular than I thought, but it looks like something a lot of women would be interested in and the AC fanbase in general.
>>736470093concession accepted
they have like 4 projects w/o release dates, they have to have something before tomodachi
>>736470138if your idea of winning is saying "N-NUH UH!!!" then thats abysmal
>>736470080>>736470109Nintendo and Nintendo adults are on their way to be worse than their Disney counterparts
>>736470179lollmao even
>>736470109>>736470179>nintendo is going to be a full movie company now because of mario galaxyHoly cope lol
>>7364701181440p is literally 66.6% of 4k. That's a noticeable gap from what you claimed (at least if you're not a poorfag and actually own a 4k TV/monitor). I'd tell you to suck my balls, but I don't feel like painting them red and white right now.
>>736470172>ERM ACTUALLY I SWEAR ONE TIME I SAW A SNOY SAY SOMETHING FUNNYMeanwhile tendies embarrass themselves daily with their hypocrisyI've seen more tendies point out things that snoys supposedly say than actual snoys saying anything
>>736470179Imagine Charles having to watch an autistic manchild retard dance for over a minute for attention and you just have to stand there and feign interest while he holds up the line.
>>736470283mmmm hmm
>>736469782Neither game was that good to begin with, since again you can only bring up their metacritic scores as their sole redeeming traits. You seriously looked at snoys shilling TLOU by spamming game journo articles and said to yourself "I want to do that too".
>>736470262They've literally had more new Mario movies in the past 5 years than new 3D Mario games.
>>736470348Falseflag
>>736470396>T-THATS NOT REAL!!!lol
>>736470281Dude I have a fucking 72 inch TV and I barely notice any difference between 1440p and 4k. Of course I do sit like 7 feet away (the normal fucking distance). I think you'll only notice a big difference between 1440p and 4k if you're sitting within 2 feet of your TV in which case you're gonna need fucking glasses soon anyway. Even 1080 to 1440p I wouldn't say is huge, but it's definitely noticeable.This isn't just my opinion by the way, almost no one plays quality mode on PS5 because the graphical difference is so small.
>>736470415It's literally one guy, meanwhile it's multiple tendies going on about sonyYou're really embarrassing yourself here
>discussion was turning civil for once>snoys ruin it Naturally
>>736470534mmmmmm hmmm
>>736470526>FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKINGYou got called out for talking out your ass and are trying to move the goalposts like a flustered child.
the lack of awareness is simply astounding
>>736470687Tendies aren't known for having self awareness
>>736470753>he says, posting the same image dozens if not hundreds of times on an almost daily basis
>>736464079>Nintendo typically releases something once a month.Correct if I’m wrong but I don’t think we’ve had an NSO game release last month.Fuck I just remembered they used it up for fucking MAR10 Day. But didn’t even give us Sunshine or a Gamecube Mario Party. Common Nintendo L.
>>736470784I've only posted that image a couple of times before actually, macaco
Tendies really, REALLY, shouldn't be playing the archive game.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%2Aeric%2A/start/2017-03-03/>Returning only first 3000 of 109074 results found.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%2Asnoy%2A/start/2017-03-03/>Returning only first 3000 of 432693 results found.
>>736470852noticing
>>736470852>text that anyone can sayvs>the exact same image, right down to the md5
>>736470852Funfact, after getting called out for their metacritic shilling for BOTW and TOTK, the guys behind this actually started changing their filenames and image hashes to avoid the archive callouts.It's pathetic.
>>736470852>Tendies really, REALLY, shouldn't be playing the archive game. Well what other games DO they have? DOHOHOHOHO
>>736470953so youre saying snoys are too stupid to change a filename?
>>736470835>Correct if I’m wrong but I don’t think we’ve had an NSO game release last month.We did. Pokemon.
>>736471017pokeopia, bananza, air riders, ZA, prime 4, and RE9. Enjoy um...marathon?
>>736471018Why is that a requirement? Because they're NOT petty vengeful schizos who anticipate filename/md5 lookup receipts?
Hmmm who could be behind this thread and half the posts in it
>>736471080>theyre not vengeful schizos>literally just posted an archive search for eric and snoy
>>736471123>text that anyone can look upvs>md5 lookups
This entire thread is just one mad snoy
>>736471154>he thinks this is some herculean effortlmao
Nintendo Discord found the thread
>>736471018>snoys are the ones shilling BOTWActually, since it's open world ubislop, that makes perfect sense!
Snoy discord mad actual people found the circlejerk
>>736471208I have no idea how you got that from what I said
>>736471191Hey, you're the one who thought it was a Herculean effort to post an image. Fatfuck.
>>736471257thats not what I said at all. It takes a herculean effort to post it on an almost daily basis more than 100 times
>>736471313One of your "proofs" of obsession was an image with 28 goddamn results. Versus furious blood-shitting screeds about MUH ERIC MUH SNOY MUHCACO that number in the fucking 6-digit range. Each.
>>736471059>unironically chooses the worst pokemon game available and a 3rd party who tf is employing these shills they suck at they're job the fact he only brings out sony related stuff shows they literally having nothing to offer besides pokepia
>>736471509ignoring the triple digit results is certainly a strategy
>>736471524>those dont countcan you get new material for once?
>>736471537>three digitsOh wow, SOOOOOO much more. I really don't think you understand how much of a difference there is between a few hundred and ALMOST HALF A FUCKING MILLION. I mean, you faggots also don't know the numerical or the visual difference between 1440p and 2160p, so not knowing how quantitative differences work seems to track quite well with you drooling mongos.
>>736471645theres quite a difference between 28 and triple digits, yes. Sorry math isnt your strong point
>>736471509dudes its a never ending battle with those retards they literally spam that one image with the "Remove one fandom or something.png" and never elaborate besides looking like a dumbass when almost half of the earth owns steam, so it makes no sense.
>>736471568>Astro Bot counts as a good exclusive because game journos love itTry harder, shill. Work for those 5 rupees.
>>736471568who tf said those don't count? i just said they are trash doesn't matter how much they sold, since im not a shareholder fag, so don't drag me into one your imaginary boogeymans
where the fuck are the game announcements
>>736471674>28>156>46>110>340 totalvs>109074>432693>541767 totalYou're REALLY not grasping what a huge difference there is between these. And that's frightening.>>736471751Only snoys want games for the Switch 2, apparently.
>>736471920>Only snoys want games for the Switch 2, apparentlyI blame the OOTsnoys, the cubesnoys, and the multiplat snoys that want snoy games like Hollow Snoy and Pizza snoy. Don't forget the snoys that want Elden snoy on the Switch.Those crafty snoys can hide in plain sight. It's scary.
>>736471920>all the same format with the same writing stylewhat makes you nintendo fags any different to shartfags?
>>736472205Meds, now.>>736470069No way they aren't announcing a new Star Fox, leaks or not. There is no way Nintendo would give Fox that much screen time without having something in development.
>>736472208>screenshot archivefag switching gears to an anti-Nintendo stance but misreading my post>thereby outing himself and the other LE SNOYSNOYSNOY posters (likely the same person) as insincere shitstirring schizo(s) playing both sidespay attention to what you're replying to and the reply chain next time, you stupid cunt
>>736427045ya'll are coping like the WiiU. The budget went to movies and themeparks, so no games.
>>736472721wow they weren't lying when they said nintendo threads are filled with schizophren cause im not even the same person, plus this is still ongoing by some discord group or something or it can that harman smith guy
>>736467484>have 2 year drought before new console launches>year 1 of console have a light release schedule>year 2 of console choose to not announce any first party games and instead rely on third parties>third parties fail for the 6th console generation in a row>continue to just sit around 3 months into your new consoles first year with expectations at the earliest you will wait til 6 months into that year to talk about any games but more importantly games you already announced over a year agoHow is this even considered a valid strategy.
>>736473005"fuck you, we made infinity money last generation so we can never ever do badly again". You know, the standard Winner's Fallacy.
Introducing Nintendo Shitto. A new device that lets you fully immerse yourself in Nintendo videogames by standing on the special pad and covering yourself in feces. Just get any old feces and it'll instantly become a controller! Does it make sense? No. Neither does half the shit we do, but you'll buy it because it says Nintendo on the box and we made some games you really liked as a child. So, fuck you. Pay us and don't download those games or else we'll rape your goldfish.
>>736473105I swear we will get to summer games fest and they won't even have a digital event, just an indie world and a partner showcase and then release the Duskbloods trailer on Twitter and call it a day, you'd think they'd be aiming to push out games as soon as possible to just continue to attract customers but no.There are 2 possibilities here, either Nintendo has ran headfirst into 9th gen quality visuals which means 60fps is long gone and games now take 6 years to make on a team of 1000 staff, or Nintendo so afraid of failure is now having execs micromanage every game demanding that they follow every possible trend to attract as much customers as possible.
>736473154>The Poster's Barely-Disguised Fetish
>>736471041Totally forgot about XD Gale of Darkness
>>736473227I had a similar thought. Them taking an extra generation to adopt HD development compared to the rest of the industry is finally starting to bite their devtimes and resources in the ass.
At this point I really want them to drop a direct so I can see these fake ass "nintendo fans with standards" shift goalposts and say "it doesn't count!" so they can continue pushing the 'no games' narrative for another year. Even if they were to announce a heavy hitter like 3D mario, they'll shit on it and say something like "3D mario stopped being good after Galaxy". There's no winning with these niggers
>>736474717Maybe they should release something of quality. Trash like Pokopia and Bananza have no redeeming qualities, so the fans always, without fail, rely on metacritic scores and game journos. A sure sign of a bad game, and sadly a learned habit from the snoys.
>>736474717Profoundly pathetic post.
>>736474717>literally complaining about (your words) "nintendo fans with standards" So you admit that you faggots don't have standards. Holy shit.
