Anonymous
04/05/26(Sun)10:57:41 No.736427385

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Anonymous 04/05/26(Sun)10:57:41 No.736427385

>play campaign mod for shooter
>long cutscenes with the camera just panning around looking at stuff
>the enemy has found a super mysterious super weapon hidden in a secret mysterious super base on planet zooboobus 25 light years away from earth
>you play as commander stacey mc vagina, super soldier extraordinaire, who is female
>characters voiced by teenagers and mentally developed adults
>"COMMANDA DIS IS CHARLIE FOXTWOT EVAC OVA, I SEE HOSTILES IN DA ARWEA, WEQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISDINCE OVA!"
>"Copy dat, be wight there!"
>butt rock music starts playing
>after killing waves of AI with broken pathfinding, make it to the final objective where sergeant dillon is waiting
>"Sorry commander but I have seen the truth. I have betrayed you and have been working with the aliens the entire time! I will now kill you now and use the super weapon to bring peace to the universe!"
>long boss battle with generic marine NPC with 10000 health, orchestra music starts playing