*heavy breathing*
>>736430575this again
>>736430575Why do you make threads daily when this shit ain't coming out til like 2028?
>can make her big latina booty even biggerMaybe GTA6 will be good afterall...
why did it take them this long to bring back something that was in San Andreas a million years ago?
>>736430743And I'd be willing the bet that GTA 6's version "affecting the story" will be the same, where you can't do like a single mission while you're fat.
>>736430575I'm going to get to turn JASON! into peak fat ugly bastard body type before I go out trawling for the smallest girls I can find. I'm going to be a menace on the rp servers.
>>736430575UGHHHHHHH THICKER
>and even the storyAYO FAT CUNT
>GTA 6 Bible News>Check the website>Bunch of AI written articlesAmazing.
Will there be a boob job mechanic? Cause this girl has depressing tits.
>I'd rather do a drive-thru than drive-by
>>736430575No but the game will cost $80 for just online sandbox with very few missions and the single player story will come out a year later at an additional $80. Sandbox releases late 2029.
>>736430575Architect bros we eatin good
>>736431245No, that's problematic
And all of this tech for the vast majority of dev time and effort going into creating an online sandbox for youtubers to make diet roblox game modes and free roam with 12 year mexicholo beaners to scream nigger and bump shitty salsa music over dollar store mics. Can't wait to pay 100$ for this masterpiece!
>>736430575No one cares.
>>736430575>heading towards the bad ending>Jason's been fat all game>everyone's gunning for Fat Jason>when all seems lost, Fat Larry, an NPC who otherwise turns on you after his missions are done, shows up to save his fat brother's huge ass when no one else would
>>736431738big if true
>>736430743Could you eat anything in V? I remember you could eat hot dogs in 4.
>tits don't gain weight tooWhat's the point
>>736430575Fat fucks being forced to make their character down 50 pizzas to make them represent themselves will the humiliation ritual of the century.
>>736430575So we're all making the woman as thin and big assed and big tiddied as possible while making the dude fat as shit, right?
>>736431271Fat CJ was the funniest fucking way to play SA. Like he had entire strings of unique dialogue because he was fat
>>736430575
>>736431271Will GTA 6 dethrone SA as the best one finally?
>>736431406>>736431245PC modding will add it once the game officially launches after the consolecuck beta.
>>736430575CombatMovementThe Storyand of courseMy peenus weenus :DDDDDDD
>>736431738large if factual
>>736430575It was already a thing in San Andreas
>>736432242Female protagonist begins to lose weight.Special mission where the Architect hires the male protagonist to blow Ozempic factory in Vice City.
>good ending is locked behind both protags being fat
>>736430575>will affect combat, movement*le stamina 5% lower*>and even the story*le one side-quest where you're locked out of one optional path because you can't fit into a costume or through a sewer grate or something*
I hope there's a day 1 mod that removes the goblin DNA from this creature
>>736432519Impossible because you being fat already makes it a bad ending.
>>736430575>gets fat>titties don't get biggerwoke ass shit
>>736430575its not, its made up Ai shitthe fact that people on this board are too retarded to instantly recognize it is mind-blowing
>>736432283nah, if anything it's looking to dethrone Advance as the worst GTA in history
>>736433146>the big ass in question
>>736431129>ESA PUTA GORD- ACK!
>>736433341>white """people""" will look at this and say by gosh what a lovely bottom
>WEIGHT MECHANIC will effect EVEN THE STORY >translation: characters might comment on your weight during a cutscene or car ride
>>736433341ass too big
GTA Online is so retarded and gay that I have absolutely zero faith in VI.Like clearly written by a college white girl bad.
>>736430575Hopefully all fatties get diabetes and are unable to run for over 5 seconds without hyperventilating
>>736433341I've only seen an ass like this in Japanese games.
>>736432283No.
>>736432283IV was the best one, SA is where the series got real dumb.
>>736430743Because it was completely useless in SA. In-game food doesn't taste good IRL because you're not actually eating, so there's no real reason to eat food in-game.
>>736433646Hey,only the Irish do that
>>736433890>there's no real reason to eat food in-game.t. guy that was always wondering "why is my health going down for no reason?"
>>736431129>Have to do something posing as a hooker to entrap someone>If she's too fat, there's an extra mission where you get a friend to fill in as the hookerOr...>The John is an architect and you have to be chubby for the mission
>>736430743It was in rdr2
>>736432283i hope so
>>736430575now this are some gamer mechanics
>>736431971and it's unrealistic too
So, if true I better be hearing funny lines when buying food complete with stupid food names.
>>736430575>combat, movementi.e. you run slower>storysometimes a character will call you fat
>>736430575it also has a wait mechanics lmao
>>736430575i hope there is also a cosmetic surgery mechanic, goddamn that goblina is so ugly
