wow that's so epic and wholesome!
I will now buy product

i MUST consoom after reading that story

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>>736431514
>>736431562
We're stronger together. I don't see the point in punching sideways at another anon.

>>736431393
This is why I don't care about indie games: they're just social and political statements, not videogames.
I play videogames for fun, not to "stick it to The Man".

the game is ass.
>butchered artstyle
>busy visuals
>you need to stare at a corner in the hud instead of focusing on the game in the middle of the screen because theres no way knowing when your spells and special attacks will be available
>ultimate sponge enemies
>combat designed around 1v1 but constantly has 1v6 fights
>no animation cancels for any moves except for parries making it a heavily parry oriented game
>spells have janky cast times, basic attacks lock you for a brief moment
>stamina system that makes you do 3x less damage after 2 hits or a single dodge or a single jump and takes a long time of doing nothing to replenish
>everyone is a ((them))
>dialogue is cbt with tumblr text effects
>the voiced sims language is literal ear rape and almost everyone they chose for va sounds like a fag
>trash itemization - need a full set for the bonus
>fastest weapons in the game are still slow
>simply reminds of jews
i could go on forever

this is one of the games that's not even worth pirating.

>If you don’t buy it you hate the medium and you’re a problematic buzzword of the day
Okay

>>736431393
>another soulless metroidvania slop
>i dont even like the genre
Put on the ignore list. Thanks for the heads up.

>>736432291
Add left on the ignore list while you're there

>>736431393
Not your personal army, nigger.

>>736431393
Why are spreadsheets bad? Why did this mention loot boxes in the year 2026?

>>736431393
The first GRIME started out horrible as parry slop spam and none of the NPCs just saying wtf was going on but once you get the air dash it became great.
Is there more fantastic and tight platforming in this one or did they go full retard soulsbrainrot?

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>>736431393
>that one indie dev thats always glazing others in a thinly veiled marketing attempt for their own slop
>Noisy Pixel who goes soft on everything to try and become attractive to publishers
>Poo poo guy who just parrots socially acceptable opinion