It had so little plot or substance that it's destined to be forgotten by next weekend while everyone just plays the Mario Galaxy games again
>>736442018>the source has barely any plot or substance to it >somehow retarded faggots are surprised the movie also lacks plot or substance you bitches cry about anything
>>736442018>just plays the Mario Galaxy games againthen it served its purpose perfectly and you are left seething here like a retarded faggot
>>736442018Enough out of you, pigric.
>>736442679this, nintendo movies are not made to be remembered , they are made to be consumed and sell other products
>>736442018Yeah but sometimes you just want a popcorn movie. It's like the Vampire Survivors of movies
>>736442018Did Mario even fight Spike or Paratroopers in the film?
>>736442679So you agree this soulless piece of shit movie for raisin-brained normiecattle was just a marketing ploy and nothing more? Cool, so what are you mad about then? We agree!
>>736442413Mario Galaxy has more of a story than the actual movie.
>>736442825AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP.
>>736442825>make the most milquetoast statement so you can pivot your message depending on how people respond to it
>>736442018So it did its job as a nintendo advertisment?
>>736442812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ
>>736442018why do people expect a good movie from a multibillionaire company like Nintendo? they just make shitty games that suck ass.
>>736442018Good, this slop was so forgettable
Does any place have Galaxy 1&2 for cheaper than $70?
why so many shills here?
>>736443076>shitty games that suck ass.THEY'D RATHER HAVE
>>736443807>every thread needs to be a circlejerk
>>736443807sars cost less than a few pennies still
>>736442018The movie's already more successful than the games ever were in their entire lifetimes so that's never gonna happen faggot
>>736443970people need to start accepting the idea the Nintendo is gonna move more and more into movies, a decade from now they will barely have any videogames in production
>>736442018>It had so little plot or substanceJust like a Mario game!
>>736444135That's karma for making fun of the playstation I suppose
>>736444135But at that point I won't have a reason to care about them at all.I don't care about Mario the man or the universe. He's just default video game man. I like Mario as a platformer and some of the family game spinoffs. If you remove the gameplay then what am I supposed to like about it?The only property they have that could get away with it is Pokemon, since the setting is the whole point, but they don't fully own it and no one has any idea what to do with Pokemon anyway. Not a trace of the original appeal is left, the games are bungled, they stopped making anime movies, and who the fuck was the bright eyed nigga that asked "what if we made the pokemon horrifically ugly" and shat out Detective Pikachu?
>>736444135>In the future Nintendo embraces movies and pulls back on video game production>Somehow the Nintendo Super Switch 2 U still has more games then the PS9
>>736442825It's entertaining, nigger. That's all a movie has to be. It doesn't have to be "remembered" like fucking Citizen Kane.
>>736442018basically
>>736444189You clearly didn’t play Galaxy.>>736445975You have no standards. Every Pixar film from the 2000s mogs this shitty movie.
>>736442018That's the point. Miyamoto has learned from Todd Howard and made an advertisement for his 19 year old game, and it worked.
>>736442018nah once the HD rip comes out clips will be posted all over tiktok/youtube shorts and the movie will be seen as a modern masterpiece
>>736442018So what you're saying is that Nintendo is going to make even more money.How does that make you feel?
>>736442919This sounds like the kind of>hehe lmao GOTTEM xDpost you usually see here, but having just got back from it it's unironically true. It has the same amount of plot as the American SMB1 instruction manual, except that's one page and this is ninety minutes.
