>Look up speedrun to see high level play>Character just keeps clipping through wallsHow do people even find it fun
>>736444336Should've picked glitchless% or no major glitches categories of speedruns instead of any%
Try "glitchless" runs.
>>736444336>/v/: wow this speed run is boring he's just playing through the entire game like a let's play>also /v/: wtf why is he using skips and going out of bounds its too fast this sucks he didn't beat the game
>>736444530>/v/ is one guy
>>736444336You just wanted an excuse to post this picture but that's fine with me
>>736444336>Be a retard>Make this thread
>>736444336harem with female gobbos
>>736444881You still clicked on it. So let's not be coy, we all know why we're here
>>736444881
I LOVE GOBLINS!
>>736444580>/v/ is more than one guy
>>736445501It's John Vee in the flesh.
>>736445572Male V is cool i wish retards didn't play femv so much or tried to be their OC (which they can't)
>>736444336Never look at speedruns for high level play, they just spam exploits and use the meta exclusively while cheating in ideal scenarios for themselves to remove variables. No normal person plays like them and they don't show you anything but what the fastest way to kill something is.
>>736445645Ye, did my 2nd playthrough as femV, wasn't that good. And Judy was kinda meh too.
>Look up speedrun>They skip all the cutscenes and use boring optimal stratswtf?????
>>736444516Nope, sorry, gotta make this thread over and over for another 10 years instead
>>736444505>glitchless% or no major glitchesThese always come with a cope list how a clear glitch isn't a glitch somehow.
I think they sometimes use the keyword Stylish play or something but I only seen it apply to character action stuff like DMC or just them fucking around with TAS
>>736445838it will stay that way until we find a consense on the definition of a glitch. never
>>736444336It's a mental illness. They call it GDQ or something. I think it stands for Gamers gone queer. You know, because they can't just go through a level or engage with a game in a straight-forward manner and always try to squeeze into things they shouldn't.>>736444505No, even those are shit. You need to look for "expert playthroughs" or something similar. Where a person, who knows a game inside and out, plays efficiently and quickly, but without trying to go as fast as possible.
>>736444336It's about understanding the game at such a microscopic level, that you're capable of bending it to your advantage. I don't think that's fun, but others do, and that's cool.I think it's fun watching these guys do the things they do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu1_f3-KgtE
>>736444336Any% speedruns that allow glitches are lame, I'm with you. I think you need to search for 100% glitchless speedruns. I don't know the exact terminology but I think that's it.
>>736444336Speedruns with glitches become a puzzle game where the objective is to bend the world's mechanics to your will in order to achieve your goal.
>>736445943Going as fast as possible is the point of a speed run
>>736445645V is barely a character and feels like CDPR did not fully knew if they wanted Blank page or an established character. Life paths that do nothing and visible sings that street kid was the onrended route. The mononote voiceacting. No 3rd person option besides photo Mode. Character creation being very lacking
>dude just watch glitchlessfirst of all you fags never have a concrete definition of what does and doesn't count as "glitchless" anyway so that's already a wash and secondly it completely ignores that some glitches do in fact increase the fun factor without making the entire thing a farce. there's a world of difference between funny movement mechanics that make your movement speed a bit faster and using ACE to skip like 95% of the game
>>736446539You sure it doesn't mean going as faggot as possible? Every time I see a speedrunning event, everyone in the audience and gaming chair is queer.
>>736446626/v/ definitely has a character. He's a kid who sees night city as a land of opportunity and wants to get rich and famous killing people or die trying. But he's naive and isn't as about that life as he hoped.He's crass, dumb, violent, materialistic, and a bit slow on the uptake. Oddly enough, he's one of the few people in Night City who still "has a soul," and is earnest (if overly trusting).In the Star ending you learn the value of life and the people around you and leave the city behind, which is the ending I got.Never really felt like the shaved jarhead look a lot of maleV players go with fits his character (or my interpretation of it anyway) I made mine look like a shabby and kinda ugly guy dressed with a mix of expensive clothes and rugged tactical equipment
>>736445838Nah, the only real glitches that make their way into that type of category are either ones that would classify pretty ordinary gameplay as glitching too, or literally unavoidable ones, like how Pokemon R/B is so bug riddled that any in-battle stat changes after receiving a permanent badge buff are genuine glitches (the badge buff repeats).
>>736446781No one in this thread is arguing ACE is "fun," don't generalize all exploits into that category
In what world is seeing someone break a game not cool? Do you think it's unfair or Do you spergs just take it personally like they're cheating to beat the game faster than you or something?
>>736444336>Look up speedrun to see high level play>Character just keeps impregnating ovulating goblin girls
Glitch-less and No Out Of Bounds are best categories because it showcases game knowledge and skill instead of exploit knowledge and skill. Being able to bypass a boss because you entered a door above where it expected you to is lame. Defeating a boss with a cheese strategy or optimal strategy is more impressive in my opinion.
>>736448670It's cool if a game not being broken is the state you usually think of it as but any sort of dev experience is going to make you realize that that's not how it works.
>>736444516I shouldn't have to search for glitchless. People who want to see glitches should have to search for glitch runs. It's like pickles; in an ideal world people who want pickles should have to ask for them, instead of contaminating people's food with them by default unless they ask you not to.
>>736449379I agree but unfortunately the Speedrun Community has decided that the idea is to get from Point A (start of game) to Point B (credits) as fast as possible using any and all methods. Wrong Warp and its consequences has been a disaster for my own personal idea of what Speedrunning should be.
>>736449148I sort of agree but compare the flag manipulation in Skyward Sword where they're constantly using random actions in one game state to trigger quest progress on other map sectors to a Sekiro speedrun where they stunlock every boss and get clobbered if anything doesn't go exactly according to the flowchart. They're both mastery of the systems but one is structural and the other is execution.
>>736445838Ah yes like how glitchless Pokemon red and blue runs are allowed to do the pokedoll glitch
apparently the only thing more autistic than speedrun players is speedrun watchers
The people who find a glitch that lets them walk through walls are usually people who play the game at a very high level, so showing how well you can do this is a show of skill. In theory.If you fall off your glitch ridden route and don't know what to do because "you've never played this part casually" then FUCK OFF AND DIE. Don't speedrun shit you don't enjoy normally.
>>736449878On the other hand some of these people just spend hours TRYING to glitch through a piece of awkward geometry because it works in other games.
GOBLINS ARE CUTE
>>736448670These are brainlets that don't understand speedrunning at all. Their idea of a speedrun is rushing to star road on SMW to Bowser which is infinitely more boring and has less skill involved than an actual speedrun. Also if you like speedrunning then you're a tranny according to them anyway.
>>736450012Recognizing geometry that creates edge cases in player collision to see if any of them have exploitable traits isn't looking for clips just because it works in other games. It's using general gaming knowledge.
>>736450191It's using exploit knowledge. Not the game's knowledge.
>>736449379Makes sense an autist would dislike pickles.
>>736445943>You need to look for "expert playthroughs" or something similar.I wish these had some agreed upon name. I think of them as "playgrounds" since that's what TASvideos.org calls them
I like when the run is educational because I only watch people play games I already like and want to appreciate more deeply.>this box is actually a watch texture and proper collision is only applied to its lateral movements, not the rotation of the corners which can push you through thingsneat>this glitch causes nothing to spawn including Mario so we just keep scrolling right until the level is done. The screen will be black but we use a sound cue to know when we've won.dullAt least they USUALLY know it's dull and consider that sort of thing a meme category to include as extras to a run with gameplay.
>that one speedrun of Twilight Princess where Link stares at rupees for hours in order to phase through walls
The 2 comments of speedrun watchers>wow you fucking DESTROYED that game, shat on it, annihilated it, raped it to DEATH bro, awesome (OP only did this run out of pure love for his favorite game which he treasures)>Hey just so you know and because I will be the first person to ever say this to you: this is cheating and does not count, you actually suck (OP has had this conversation more times while playing the game than the number of minutes the commenter has spent playing it)
>>736450248Exploit knowledge is game knowledge.
>>736449878>if you fuck up and cannot possibly compete with whatever record you're going for you have to keep playing anyway because ???
>>736450102Yea, but not that one.
Here's your glitchless run bro.
>>736451164Because you deliberately chose to stream it for people to enjoy
>>736451169>goblin with tanlinesGuh
>>736451169>fat >old>ugly That's peak goblin wife material
>>736451164That's not what I said though. I said if you don't know what's going on in some part of the game that you can fall into from the route then you don't know enough about the game that you should be speedrunning it. You don't have to actually play it, but at least have the decency to know it.
>>736451585They're playing with a specific goal in mind, not to entertain (You). If you don't want to see that then watch something else.
>>736452230Then don't stream. You can record gameplay without streaming, there's literally only one point to streaming the game, which is to entertain viewers with what you're doing.
>>736450102His art style sure isn't.
Goblins should be 50% ass.
>>736451727To each his own I guess.
>>736452332>don't stream if I don't like itor you can kick sand while the world turns without you
Goblins are Chaotic Evil monsters, Anon. They aren't waifus. They aren't pretty, either. They don't want to marry you. They want to eat you and loot your stuff.
>>736452429Seems a bit much.
Gobbos should be ultrastacked and have grabbable bellies, or be pregnant, that works too
>>736448670I personally think it's boring, but that doesn't matter obviously. My only actual problem with it is that people take speedrun gameplay or builds and assume that's how the average gameplay should go for games as well, so all online rooms are just filled with obnoxious stuff like the whole room spamming jump + dodge to get somewhere 5% faster even in PVE games and nobody ever uses creative or personal builds at all anymore.
>>736452586Its the perfect amount.
>>736450602How about skillrun, to mimic speedrun? Fits the bill
Post pregnant gobs
>>736452429and the other 50% should be tits
>>736452771
>>736452734No, since speedruns take skill anyway that name wouldn't be that descriptive. Maybe an exhibition run?
>>736453593Eh, doesn't really roll off the tongue. You don't even need the "run" at that point. Still, I guess there's precedence because of exhibition games/matches, even though those usually involve a competition and not just a single person showing off
>>736450102Shane is a true blue monster fucker
>>736454283UGLYART
>>736444336Is there a category of Speedrun that is not cringe to watch? Glitchless is the closest thing to it but sometimes they will jump the whole game because it's 5% faster, so it still cringe.
>>736454396Damn that looks like shit.
>>736454396I like it
>>736454796>>736454283this artist has based taste in terms of content but his artstyle is atrocious