Is learning veterinarian autopsy skills really a standard part of American high school general education curriculum?Or was this an absurdity invented for a video game to show how deranged the academy is.
>>736445929Yes, most high school biology classes will have you do some dissections. It's not to teach you autopsy skills, but so you can have a firsthand look at the physical structures youve been learning about, and see how they fit together.In high school we dissected a frog, a piglet, a beef heart, and a beef eye.
>>736445929dunno. not american. we did it with fish instead of frogs if i recall right.certainly not invented for game as a thing in general
>>736445929Yes. In High School we got to dissect a few dead cats. It was hilarious, half the girls burst into tears. Waved a bit of intestines in front of a fat chick and she ran out of the room crying.
>>736445929I remember in elementary instead of a frog we dissected a shark also took anatomy later in highschool, we did brain extractions on catsI ended up flunking that because I split the cats face vertically and made it into a predator
>>736446191It's retarded and unnecessary cruelty. You don't need to see this shit, you wouldn't understand this shit as a dumb kid. It's not an advantage to have this experience as someone who will end up accounting or coding, the stress of killing distracts from learning anything.
>>736445929Not american and no, my school didn't allow any fun stuff. The closest thing to a fun experiment was pouring two liquids in a tube then sticking some paper so it can change color to red or blue which was fucking boring
The high school I went to stopped doing dissections in like the 90s because of some animal rights autism, I felt robbed.
>>736446191Yeah we did a frog and a squidSo many people popped the ink sac trying to remove the other organs
>>736445929Did a worm and frog in biology class, then a rat in anatomy class.
>>736446191all we did at my school was an onion under a microscope
For me it was a squid.
>>736446495There's nothing cruel about it. What the fuck are you even talking about? It's practical and the animal is already dead, it's no more cruel than eating meat. The concept that a teenager can't learn knowledge is also nonsensical. Also besides learning about anatomy, dissection is also important for any kid interested in biology so that they can know if they have the required mentality to be able to go into medicine or become a vet where they'll have to handle blood and guts. There are a lot of people that try to become surgeons or vets and and up washing out because they can't handle seeing blood and it's better for them to learn earlier rather than later
Are class did frogs. My siblins did cats however. We also did owl pellets as well, looking for bones of rodents mostly.
>>736445929It's less about veterinarian skills and more about desentisizing future soldiers to killing
Americans are so fucking weirdWhy the hell do you cut up frogs in school?Like when will you need these skills irl?I could understand if it was fish maybe but why frogs???
>>736446495you are not killing the animal, retard.
>>736447118Do americans really have such shit water quality that there's hundreds of thousands of dead frogs poisoned by chemicals or microplastics just lying around for schools to grab
>>736446803I never dissected shit and became a doctor.The few animals we killed in med school were a frog that was pithed for medular reflexes and seeing the instructor blend its brain with a stylus was disturbing. Another frog was killed to see the heart beating longer in ringer, and for each we just confirmed the obvious. Finally we dropped a rat in chloroform, took its heart and macerated it to put the blend in a spectrometer and learn nothing from it.Real skills are trained on live people, such as adjusting respirator settings and check the blood gases fix themselves, or intubating and sewing recently dead people before they're taken to the morgue.Even intubating, the only reliable way to train it is to just fucking do it on a living person at least once before the most experienced guy takes over. All of those are specialized procedures, you don't need to teach highschoolers that.
>>736447118The frog is usually alive, yes
>>736447308Animals die naturally all the time.I know you wouldn't understand since you've never stepped outside.
>>736447441>water being toxic to life is naturalDo americans REALLY
>>736447105See >>736446950They're being prepared for a war against Canadians (frogs)
>>736447105It's to learn anatomy and observe how reality differs from the neat diagrams you see in textbooks. I assume it's also meant to prepare high schoolers for what a college-level anatomy course might be like so they know if they can actually handle med school before sinking time and money into it.
>>736447549>Third worlder has no reading comprehensionSame as it ever was.
>>736447601>yeah hundreds of thousands of animals dying randomly is completely natural
>>736447653>randomlyYou're a stupid nigger. There are you happy you got the response you were asking for with your performative nonsense?
>>736448989So you admit the school kills them in an act of retarded and unnecessary crueltyYes, I'm happy with your concession
the constant seethe is so goddamn funny brosgod bless america and god bless the united states of americahappy easter
>>736449108Do you know what PETA is?
>>736445929I did this in middle school
>>736446495You fucking moron
>>736447421>I never dissected and became a doctorDamn, if i knew my doctor was a "but I did have breakfast" anecdotal retard I would get a new one
>american education
>>736449108The original claim was about the students killing them. They didn't. They were dead long before they ever arrived in a school. They're fucking frogs, they don't feel complex emotions and they spawn by the hundreds. It's not like they're being tortured, they were killed in a facility either by chloroform (painless) or a needle to the brain (instant). Aside from giving students a good overview of how organs in an animal worked, it'd teach them to not be so squeamish. Rats are much smarter and get used for testing all the time, either you get used to humans killing animals for their own benefit or you can be miserable all the time, because it isn't going to change.
We did cow hearts where I'm from. Some guy in my area would leave dissected animals lying about so I never had much issues with it in class.
Americans worship death, what did you expect?
>>736445929I cut up a rat as a bong once and a fish trice in biology.
There was a huge traffic jam the other day on this rural road and it was because someone hit a deer and they were butchering it right there to make use of it. Thankfully they learned this skill in high school, something estrogen bean euros will never know
>>736446932>Are classMore proof that just learning to spell the word > phonics
>>736449574>>736446354>no Mom! God! I keep telling you I'm NOT a psycho! Can you just leave me alone?! What a bitch!
I hated the smell, formaldehyde sucks.We did fetal pigs, some sort of eye, owl pellets, and frogs.
>>736450040>doubling downConfirmed leftist, incapable of actually understanding or addressing an argument. God you must be an absolutely shit doctor
>>736446191I don't know about the standard course because I had transfer circumstances where I accidentally tested out of it, but AP Bio had us do a squid (the school could only afford two so the class got split into groups of ~14 kids and I barely got to see it since I got put on scribe duty), a rat, and a sheep eye There was also a Physiology elective that was infamous for having a cat dissection as the final project. Of course I took it just for that and of course we spent 4 of the 5 days just on removing the fascia
>>736450180>he thinks only one person can smell the basement-dweller odorNot Docanon but good luck hiding the bodies when you eventually degrade into a feral goblin in your mom's basement and have to be put down.
>>736450040Enjoying cutting up animals isn't psycho behaviour, it's the compulsion to do it that's a problem. It's like opening up a computer and looking at the parts.
>>736450405Sure thing anon, tell yourself I don't make 250k a year and have a PhD in engineering and a wife and three non brownoid kids and no bodies in the closet
>>736446932>owl pelletsOh damn we did this in middle school, I completely forgot about it
>>736450405faggot
>>736446495No, most Americans just were not pussies like you. 30 years ago most people in American schools had experience with hunting or farm animals. Understanding anatomy is a way of life whether it's cleaning a recent kill or butchering Wilbur.
Its owl pellet, then frog, then pig brain. I puke in each of those instance.
>>736447105>if it was fish maybeWhat is the difference? Fish probably leave fish oil and awful smells once you're done dissecting them.>>736447308We only dissect the gay ones. There's plenty to go around
>>736450040Doctor, I think I'd like to seek out a new primary care physician...
>>736450507well yeah you can afford to hide them somewhere way better making that much
>>736445929Yeah I cut up a frog in biology class in high school. It was traumatic and memorable because when I cut it open some of the liquid squirted into my eye and I caused a scene.
>>736451284You are supposed to wear eye protection, retard
>>736445929Bully is set in Bongland made by Bongers anon.
>>736451360I don't deny the retard part
>>736446191In my school, we only dissected a piglet.Shit smelled like ass, i hated it
>>736451451Don't lie, we know you love the smell of ass
>>736446495>You don't need to see this shitYou also don't need to see what makes a car work or what is causing a cat to have a white eye but that sure comes convinent when something goes wrong with YOUR car or YOUR cat.
>>736450405lol
>>736446803>>736447574Your people take guns to school, kek
We never did any dissections or anything but they did show us a video of a woman giving birth in highschool science as part of learning about reproduction (a mix of anatomy, biology and genetics, not like what I think people call sex ed, that was covered in 'health' class along with drugs, alcohol, etc)There was this one guy that fainted watching it, it was the funniest shit because he was the biggest wannabe gansta wigger.this was in new zealand for context
>>736451630Tell me the anatomy of your penis and why is it circumcised
>>736445929I did this in middle school with a cow eye and a frog. Was a neat experience.
>>736451763Do you guys do the hakka afterwards
>>736446495It's not a vivisection retard, the animals are already dead It's not any more cruel than cutting up a whole chicken to cook it
>>736445929Time limit was bullshit
Dissecting animals at such a young age and as a mandatory practice only teaches kids live beings are made of goo.Why not dissect humans instead, if it's such an important part of learning? No one ever learns anything useful over mushing a fucking frog.
>>736452171You literally do dissect humans in med school
>>736452171Samefag
>>736447105>Like when will you need these skills irl?cutting up a frog is no different than preparing a dead chicken to cook it, sure there is a difference in body structure and such but it makes you comfortable to the fact of where the organs are in a general body structureat the end of the day, amphibians are vertebrates like us
>>736445929Hogwarts Legacy should have been Bully 2
>>736446191I did sheeps lungs and a prawn. Idk why they didn't do frogs, apparently that was just too much for some people.
>>736452171One thing I learned is how similar a frog's organs are to humans. Like the organs are almost in the same places and shapes.
>>736452267Children get the idea of where organs are looking at a fucking picture, in like 2nd grade. What new information is there to gain by looking at the inside of a frog?
>>736452436AI already knows it all anyways, why teach at all? Let those kids be kids
>>736452496Ah yes because we need more ipad babies
>>736452436theory doesn't equal practice you might know the theory behind how to exploit a bug to win a match but actually doing it takes pratice
>>736451829Only before, during, and after the classes, so, yeah
>americans shove a dead animal in front of a kid only to open it up for no good reason beside watching some guts.>don't teach how to read properly
>>736453130Stop samefagging
>>736452752What exactly are you practicing here? All you're doing is opening up a frog and counting the organs. Are you preparing for cutting things apart?If you're studying med, and you have enough theory behind it, you can explore a lot of different things. But that is not the case with general education. Kids gain absolutely nothing from this experience. They will talk about the smell, how disgusting it is, how some people vomit, others leave, etc etc. No one really learns anything related to anatomy. It's more of a psychological experience.
>>736446495>the same faggots saying zoomers are gay pussies that are sheltered have the gall to say this shit
>>736453229We could reclaim that time to learn about gender theory and the kink community
>>736445929Here lies Dat Boi
>>736453229For you maybe you soft little baby. Just say YOU didn't like it and learned nothing
>>736453596What did you learn?
>>736453450oh shit rip
>>736445929We did frogs and tiny pigs. Picrel is the pig brain I cut out, I got an A+
>>736446495You think they have 14 year old children slaughter live animals?
>>736453816At age 14 on the American frontier you were old enough to get married and start having children as well as kill people and hunt and provide for your family.
>>736452171lab-grade human corpses are expensive/rare surprisingly enough. There aren't enough to go around for every drug addict teenager to stab, they make you pay for $100,000 worth of college tuition before they let you poke one.
not murican, but yeah we did fish
>>736454179imagine the smell, I hope they were smart enough to schedule the fish gut evisceration ceremony for the last week of the year
>>736454228science /chemisty rooms are dealing with worse smells then some fish you know?
>>736454092But >>736447441 told me you guys can leave the house and there'd be hundreds of corpses lying outside for you to grab (as nature intended)