Here is your companion, soldier.
>>736446690Thanks, did you fix the bug where she keeps projecting her bare feet onto my hud. Makes it hard to see my targets.
>>736446690I see...
>>736446690...why is she naked?
>>736446690I'm gonna enjoy this mission! Thanks commander!
>>736447594no ideaby the way she's modeled after your adoptive mother
>>736447594Why not?
Wouldn't a tiny naked lady be extremely distracting and a terrible tactical choice as a UI?
>>736449703I don't know. Would it?
>>736449703It's basic psychology. Men listen to cute girls when there are visuals but when it's just a voice, a male one is better. This is why most aircraft have male voices because guys just tend to listen more carefully with it compared to a female one.
>>736449703perhaps they removed the Spartans' sex drives
>>736449703>>736452393Looking up the Spartan II program on a wiki and apparently "suppressed sexual drive" is a "risk" of at least one of the augmentations. I mean the whole process seems so extreme I get the sense their sex drive is likely nuked. I mean how Master Chief is such a killing machine that him having a girlfriend or real living love interest would just be weird. Cortana seems like a decent compromise I guess.
>>736446690>and she's buck naked for some reason
>>736453647She chose this...
>>736453647>and she's buck naked for some reasonThe reason is because Halo 4 came out in 2012 and the people making the game realized their core demographic audience was horny teenagers and not fat middle-aged black women.
>>736446690I wish i could be the companion...
Why does an AI need saggy boobs?
>>736454130Because her more feminine figure represents "maturation."
>>736453985What did she mean by this?
>>736454130Those aren't "saggy boobs". Those are how naked tits naturally look when they aren't pushed together in a bra to form cleavage or made up of plastic like some pornstar.It helps further add to the illusion that she's actually naked. Same thing goes with the toes even if you're not a footfag. Toes signify she isn't in some outfit or uniform.
>>736454130Those aren't saggy in the slightest.
>>736454130virgin alert
>>736454890Please leave.
Doesn't get any better than this
>>736455248>literally thinks large, perky natural breasts are "saggy"They're not meant to be basketballs stapled to the upper cchest
>>736446690They should have given her massive macromastia milkers.
>>736455319my POV
>>736446690damn, dr halsey looks like that?!
Cortanal
>>736447594She has no slit or nips, so she's technically not naked.
>>736447594Cortana is a Project Blueballs psyop to increase Spartan testosterone.
>>736446690Would you be okay dying for israel if every soldier got a personal AI waifu?Asking for the department of wa- I mean the department of defen- I mean a friend
>>736447594It's more....tactical.
>>736446690Hey sexy mama
I LOVE YOU CORTANA
>>736447594You don't give her all that and then hide it
>>736446690toes
>>736447594ask her.she made her own model and kept tweaking it after staring for hours at your picture, soldier.And reviewing every piece of footage containing you multiple times.Even the childhood training footage.She thinks so fast that those hours are the equivalent of a few centuries to us soldier.And she spent ALL that time focused on you and tweaked her model afterwards.You tell me, Master Chief.
>>736449703As a user interface she doesn't need anything but a few sensors.She appears like that model only if she wants to.If she wanted she could be nothing more than a voice without a body.
>>736449703Good thing the spartan armor has an autoejaculator installed that Cortana can access.
>>736453585Well, if you go into the story, both the master chief and cortana (when separately informed about each other) had their own concerns until they actually met and made it clear to each other that the mission came first.Their ongoing joke was that it was unclear who was really the machine.Also despite this it is canonical that Cortana found the master chief sexually attractive, and so did dr halsey.Its a throwaway line in the original halo books from when she picks out which spartan she wants to be partnered up with for this big mission that ended up getting ruined by halo: reach and became halo: combat evolved instead.
>>736454130it's called torpedoes.long before your age, whippersnapperAnd long before they deliberately fucked bras up.
>>736465491A gift from me to (You)https://mega.nz/folder/KNQjEAbB#EANaauaar-XqXXHnUQQwLw
>>736446690The perfect woman
>>736454130They're very much not. Tits sitting normally on the chest with no support from clothes are a teardrop shape that sit lower on the chest than clothes make it appear. Hers are actually quite perky for their size since they curve back up at the bottom rather than hanging downward. "Ski slope" boobs as they're called.
>>736468040he knows
>>736454360Please respond.
>>736465761>Yulia NovaBased beyond belief.
>>736446690>lips>tits>hips>navel>thighs>feet>assThey really went all out
>>736465761You're my hero, I fucking love Yulia.
>>736450104....yeah
>>736465761I fucking kneel.The old guard still exists
>>736454130since when are those saggy?
>>736454130Why does AI need terrible posture? My guess they scanned a real woman and left the model as is, ie very realistic.
>>736446690How was this allowed?
>>736454360she wants to ride chief
My wife looks beautiful today
>>736465761>runescape random encounters be like
>mfw the simulated holographic assistant needs a realistic woman's body
Halo trilogy still one of the best gaming trilogies. Halo 3 was cool, you finally got Elites as allies. The trade off though is that you fight nignog brutes instead. Co-op was finally made sense in story though with player 2 being Arbiter.
