Cringe, comfy or based?
cringe, but only because a break isn't enough time to actually get invested in the game>i only have 30 minutes or 1 hour to play [game] time to constantly remember to watch the clock!aidsthat's why i do anime instead, 2 episodes is the perfect amount of time to prep my food and watch without worry
>>736447646i mean i could try and interacting with coworkers but so far places i worked always had these i need to get back to work immedietly mentiality people.Or alternatively playing on phone and they come up smiling how much did i spend on mobile games and act confused when i said zero cents, because i emulate old consoles on my phone. (though at did spend around 100 dollars over 10 years for various apps and games that only had paid option, but knew from playing pirated copies that i enjoy playing and a few no ads pack.)
most of the times, when i tried to interact with others, all i got was loredump of their days without wanting to get input from my end. Draining, pointless and fills my memories with useless data
I play Shattered Pixel Dungeon on my phone at work all the time.
rule 1, be attractiverule 2, don't be unattractive
i look like this
>>736447646taking pictures of people in public like this should be illegal
>>736447646what is he playing?, doesnt look like mario kart
>>736448836That man is ugly, though!
>>736447646comfyI emulated Tetris Attack for the SNES on my phone and it made my breaks so much more effective and refreshing.
>>736448836queer
>>736449003that is the joke. He will be a cringe loser, whether he tries to interact with others or not.
>>736447646based, big bro likes some mario kart. good for him. he's prob better looking than most of you cunts anyway
>>736447792>animeYou're even more cringe then the fatty in OP's pic lol>>i only have 30 minutes or 1 hour to play [game] time to constantly remember to watch the clock!Set a timer on your phone retard
>>736447646>drinking water for gamer fueleven this bastard is more honorable than myself
I would only play games outside if it were a real xbox handheld with access to at least from my xbox to xbone library and it would be like steam cloud were I can pick up my save and it syncs from the handheld and the console interchangeablyI'm almost only interested in grinding out mission mode of various ninja gaiden and DOA
>>736448836The PSP is why he looks cool here
>>736447646If the break room has a TV in there, might as well bring an HDMI cord and use it.
>>736447646>those shoes
oh shit that nigga playing hot wheels fucking basedno disrespect, this game rocks
>>736449265technically you can try chink android handheld with higher end snapdragon and run gamenative to play your steam, gog or even epic games.
>>736449135I see! :c
>>736448727It's the opposite for me. I try starting a conversation and get stonewalled with one or two word answers. "How was your weekend?" "Fine." Or they pretend they don't hear me and keep scrolling.
>>736449442That's a creative race
>>736449581>ask a lazy uncaring question>get a lazy uncaring response>or get a response but it's shit you weren't prepared to care aboutthe issue is you and the other guy simply expecting other people to behave in a particular manner rather than actually caring about the question you're asking.
>>736447646the only thing more cringe than being a fat gay retarded brokeass wallshart employee playing vidya on his break is being a fat gay retarded brokeass wallshart employee taking pictures of your coworkers to make fun of them
>>736449228>set a timeroops you only have 10 minutes but you weren't actively watching the clock and it'll take more than that to get to the next save point! guess you're gay!
>>736447646basically what >>736447792 said. 30 to 60 minutes isnt enough to really get into something, I guess you could do some half hour short game thing ,but that seems extremley hectic and unfun
>>736449651this game was too fucking good to die as fast as it did but they released like a week or two before forza horizon 5. stupid fucking shitaliiansnow they've got screamer based on the same engine but without any of the cool stunts or sovlful custom tracks
>>736447646I bet the freak who took this picture thought they were better than this fat manchild as they shifted uncomfortably in their plastic vest, counting down the 6 minutes they had left before they had to shuffle back to the checkout lanes
>>736447646kinda mean to pick on this guy
>>736447646why do fatasses all sit with their feet like that?does putting on a lot of weight make it uncomfortable to plant your feet on the ground?
>>736449293>watching anime romcom in the breakroom on the TV>about to get to some scene where there's gonna be some fan service>see boss approaching the door to enter>as i go to pause it, the anime girl trips>pause on the first frame of the entire screen showing anime cleavage>boss looks at it>i look at him, don't look away>he looks at me>don't say anything>he asks me whatever he was going to ask me>i answer as if nothing were wrong>my face during the ordeal
>>736447646why is it ALWAYS nintendo?
>>736447792>>736449875this is because modern handhelds are just home consoles with games designed for home consoles. we need to return to the times of proper handhelds like the DS and PSP, with games that designed so that you could play them in short bursts.
>>736450151Any other portables on the market?
>>736449769no, i just get lunatics like one really into conspiracy theories and thinks someone spying on him or maybe just larping. He showed it on his phone there is this one bluetooth device always following along him. I check the name of the device, the naming scheme is clearly samsung like and he was stunned when i asked him, if he also got a samsung phone on him. Turns out yes he had some galaxy samsung phone.The other similar person was constantly whining about jews fucking him over and destroying the country in a 4D chest style.
>>736449840Just play something simple like a racing game just like the guy in OP's pic
>>736447646do you think they increase the count of bottles recycled depending on the size of the vest?
>>736449840well that is why save states exists or just lock the phone, you probably only lose 1-2% battery until next break.
>>736447646>posting a picture to make fun of your coworker when you also are a walmart employeehow embarrassing
>>736447792Plenty of time to get a 1cc
I try not to look at anyone on my lunch breaks, and most people I know go to their cars to smoke a bowl or something.
>>736447646What is there to cringe about? Sorry sod already works at walmart....
>>736450457Walmart hires a lot of teenagers with main character syndrome who think they're better than the adults doing low skill jobs for minimum wage.
inb4 Diamond Dogs
>>736447646Why he represents this board extremely well (just change the skin color to brown) theres literally nothing to do there, somebody took a photo of him meaning theres people to talk to there but its just not an option for him, probably reading
>>736447646Video Games? Cringe.Board Games? Kinda based.Playing vidya while working? Gigachad.
>>736449313If you're on your feet all day as a retail slave you need comfortable shoes, especially if you're fat. New Balance are genuinely the most comfortable shoes for a fat guy.
>>736450605you don't get it, the blue vest and sex offender 11's look swaggy on me. It's clearly the nintendo that's making him look like a manchild.
>>736449313But I like to "power walk" it makes my legs feel tingly.
>>736450870I've been in retail breakrooms where it's just four people staring at their phones as if they're alone. People see their breaks as a way to drop the act of pretending you're not miserable at your job. They have to put on their fake smile and give their corporate scripts the rest of their day. The breakroom is a respite from that soul crushing monotany.
>>736447646 it's just sadno one wants to grow up to end up like this guy, not even himself.
>>736448836rule 1, be gay
>>736451108Mine was like that until I brought Clank! to work one day. People loved it, now my problem is that more than 4 people want to play board games and I don't own any games that go past 6.
Cringe, you're supposed to keep working despite having clocked out then work some more once your shift "ends".
>>736447646As long as your volume isn't completely cranked so everyone has to hear every bing bing wahoo, based. I'd be paranoid about other wagies stealing it but if that wasn't a concern then by god if you wanna get a few minutes of gaming in then by all means
>>736448867whats funny is the person who took the photo is also a fucking walmart wagie. truly crabs in a bucket.
Step 1: Don't be fat and gay
Video games are gayer than I, so I'd never play them in public, but taking a picture of someone who is playing games in public is the gayest thing of all.
>>736447646>playing videogames on publicwhy you would do that?
Looks like he's on break in a walmart worker lounge. Let him be, he's suffering enough.
>>736447646first mistake is facing away from people, back against the wall, playing with everyone in full focus, helps keep an eye on others when they try to take sneaky photos t.paranoid schizo
>>736455039I don't understand people who put their desk or their bed in a position that leaves their back exposed to the door. I guess I'm paranoid too.
>>736455039what's some fat fuck loser playing vidya in public going to do about it?
Idk who gives a fuck. It's only weird if you are ugly and fat. just be fit and hot and then nobody will care.