>GTA rewards you for killing pigeons >Hitman rewards you for killing pigeons>MGS rewards you for killing pigeons>Genshin rewards you for killing pigeons Why???
>>736448052>Genshin rewards you for killing pigeons>and seals>and dinosaurs>and jellyfish
They shat on the devs once and that's their way of seeking revenge.
>>736448052>serve man a faithful messengers for millennia>man invents long distance communication>get reclassified as "vermin"Man truly is the nigger of the world
>>736448052Once the elderly woman down the street, who fed 5 dozen pigeons daily, dies, and they all start devouring and destroying every living thing in your neighborhood, you'll understand.They are genuinely like rats. A veritable plague. You can't get rid of them. And when you suggest shooting them, all the hippy-dippy bootlegged green peace faggots, who live far away, and are completely unaware and uninterested in and of your problems, come crawling out of the woodworks, to harass you for it.
>>736448052Pigeons believe it or not is good eating and historically has been food in large western cities
>>736448375In that case pigeons are the jeets of the world since they indiscriminatly shit in crowded public spaces without any consideration for everyone.
even real life rewards you with "experience" when shooting pidgeons with a bb gun
>>736448614You mean jeets of the animal kingdom? The world already has jeets, we don't need literal jeets, and jeets of the world.
>>736448614>jeets with wings that can fly and go anywhereOkay you've convinced me, total pigeon death
>>736448614Name one bird that doesn't indiscriminately shits everywhere.
>pigeons IRL have no loot worth sellingI've heard that there's a VERY rare drop that's worth millions but nobody I know has actually seen it.Some kind of enlarged compass organ. Idk what they're talking about.
>>736448804Falcons. No joke my mom had a stray falcon that flew from a nearby airport(those used for hunting pigeons) that was lost posted on her porch, she actually fed it and it left no shit at all in her garden after being there for days before the owner came to pick it up.
coo
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Has anyone here ever eaten one? They any good? A group of them nest in my yard every year and I'm thinking about trying it out.
>>736449702is this real
>>736449827You should not eat those parasite ridden trash eating flying rats.
>>736449827Wood pigeon is okay, kind of like if venison could fly. Not really worth the effort, but it's okay.
>>736449912Not eating free food flying right into my lap feels wrong though.
>>736449979Good luck then, make a thread on /ck/.
>>736448052The urbanoid hates the pigeon for his pure and beautiful soul.
>>736448052Doesn't the team completely shit on you in MGS2 for attacking birds?
>>736449912We need to genetically engineer an animal that can eat trash and just flush all those pathogens and toxins out.Kinda like how vultures are able to stay healthy because of their ridiculously strong stomach acid.
>>736449848>>736449912You stupid retards don't know about the history of pigeon eating.. but you will stuff your face with pork and shrimp as if it's any different
>>736450346>but you will stuff your face with pork and shrimp as if it's any differentCalm down rabbi
>>736450346stop eating rats brown bro
>>736448375Don't forget the worst part is they were taken out of the wild and domesticated for this. Ripped out of nature by humans and bred to be entitely co-dependent with human beings, only to then be abandoned by humans and despised for being a domesticated animal.This is just one of the many reasons why I'm a misanthrope. Utterly dogshit species with 0 sense of responsibility. I'll cry tears of joy when nuclear war finally wipes the anthrope plague off the face of this earth.
Bird tier listS. Crows, Golden Eagles, Herons, Parrots, PeacocksA. Cranes, Flamingos, Storks, Vultures, Blad Eagles, Birds of Paradise, Owls, Pheasants, Quails, Hawks, FalconsB. Pigeons/doves, Ostriches, Emus, Ducks, Sparrows, Jays, Nightingales, GeeseC. Chickens, Turkeys
>>736451114Geese are the absolute worst bird. They're aggressive towards humans, they poop everywhere, and it's huge piles of poop, you can't eat them, they're very loud with their quacking, and they destroy the local flora.If it weren't illegal I'd kill them where ever I see them.
>>736451114>Bald EaglesI'm reporting you to the FBI
>>736451114Chickens have supported entire civilizations since ancestral times.
>>736451225>you can't eat themYes you can
Wypipo if pigeons were still friendy but incredibly rare>omg is that the western purple-crested gradula? They have one of the most beautiful voices of all birds! Quick kids take a photo and donate $75 to the Pigeon Society!
>>736451114>chickens and pigeons not at least A tierbased retard
>>736448614I've seen horses do the same.
>>736451494Horses are in farmlands or in their own fenced areas unless you are talking about the ones used by british cops for riot control in which case it's fine since they are shitting on soccerfags.
>>736451684Cops use horses, sometimes they shit in the street.
>>736448052They're just iconic to new york and they make a big mess. Problem is they're acclimated to humans and are almost dependent on man-made structures be cause, as rock doves, they don't build nests.
>>736451684Brits have mounted pigs too? Neat
>>736448052MGS doesn't reward you for killing pigeons.
>>736451819Look at the Jewish nose on that cop
>>736448052hating pigeons is a good litmus test to see if you're a soulless person or not
>>736452409>Friendly >Cute appearance and call>Can be trained to be useful to humansNever understood the hate for these guys.
>>736452326post your nose
>>736452550I don't have a Jew nose like that jewish pig
>>736452169Yeah, it rewards you for killing seagulls which is based (the real flying rats)
>>736452604Yeah ok Chaim if you say so
>>736452864>bet he can't do it tw--
>>736452864Why?
>>736448614That's most animals
>>736453052he's training for something, something bigger than itself, you wouldn't get it
>>736450345>can eat garbage and table scraps>produces edible meatits cruel to forget your mother so easily anon>>736448052>>736452409hating feral pigeons (disease ridden, shit everywhere due to how common they are) is the one thing cityfags get right that someone in the suburb or rural areas cannot comprehend for some reason despite having their own pests.
>>736452640you sound like an offended jew
wood pidgeons use one of my fences as a fuckpost
