>>736450123
IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX

>>736450123
They will never release it with the current RAM prices. Valve knows they'll get SHIT on if they put it up for 800-1000€

They probably quietly cancelled it after RAM prices went up.

Why would you want that

>>736450123
they're making a stuffed crust version

>>736450123
Q1, bro. You missed it.

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$1200

>>736450123
Wrong timeline.

It was going to cost more than $700 before component prices started surging.

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i told everyone at work about it and now i look like a doofus...

RAM is starting to go down
I'm a believer in that it'll be announced this quarter

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>>736450123
It's going to end up in Gabens unlubed ass if he doesn't FUCKING LET ME BUY THE CONTROLLER ALREADY GABEN YOU FAT OVERWEIGHT ROUND BULGING MASSIVE TOWERING SUBSTANCIAL LUMPISH INFLATED LARGE IMPOSING MOUNTAINOUS COLOSSAL PLUMP GINORMOUS HUGE MONOLITHIC WALLOPING CYCLOPEAN MEATY CORPULENT MONUMENTAL HULKING BOUNDLESS LEVIATHAN BLUBBERY HUMONGOUS VAST GIGANTESQUE OBESE IMMEASURABLE MONSTROUS VOLUMINOUS IMMENSE PUDGY ELEPHANTINE SIZABLE BROBDINGNAGIAN FLABBY HEAVY OVERSIZED CONSIDERABLE HEFTY BLOATED TUBBY BIG-BONED ROTUND GARGANTUAN WELL-FED LARDWHALE NIGGER

>>736450967
This. We're in the worst era of tech innovation and consumer electronics

>>736450123
Valve forgot to actually make any of them and now ram and storage is too expensive :(

It's called the Steam Machine because it's vapor.

>>736450123
Pounded in the butt by my RAM shortage caused by extraordinary greed and overvaluation.

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>>736450123
PC gaming is canceled, I'm afraid.