It's creating conflict and general chaos, and it's causing wars left and right.We must do something, and I got the solution. We destroy the Triforce, and all the problems will go away.There are no downsides to this solution, none at all.
>>736457216That’s how you get Lorule
>>736457216>the age of the triforce is over
>>736457216Great, now I feel old.
>at best turn into Lorule>at worst release Null or something
>>736457216>Destroy the World's most solid link to the divide forces that crafted it>this will be fine broskiIDK anon, seems sketchy. Plus how can I trust you'll destroy it once we help you you find it? Pretty big gamble
I played a Zelda game on my new Nintendo console. Echoing of Wisdom I think it was called. This thing is called the Prime Energy, right?See /v/, I know my Zelda lore!
>>736457216Idiot, without the Triforce, what is going to seal away the inverted triangle in the center?
>>736457605The tetraforce is a myth!
>>736457605Based retard
Yeah, that worked great for Hilda.
>>736457216They should make a game about this
>>736457216Congrats you just created Breath of the Wild
>>736458695>didn't play the game award>again8 fucking years btw.>>736458505kill yourself boco. you nigger
They could have replaced the triforce with this and you would have had far less problems.
>>736457216I heard a god tier theory that the triforce is actually a hyper dimensional geometry that ties all the timelines together. There's a prime Link who is pulled forth into each game, and that's why he is called Link, and that's why there's three timelines. Three, but one, countless, but one.
>>7364587918 years since the triforce got taken out yeah
>>736459297triforce was in BotW.Play the game retard.Also in Echoes of wisdom.You loast.
>>736457216Just remove em from the planet, put on the moon or something, or the mars equivalent of hyrule.Of course, eventually mankind will create rockets to reach it and stuff, but it will have to evolve past constant medieval garbage to get there, which is a great improvement.
>>736459006>"hyperbolic geometry" IRL.Nintendo's biggest mistake was entertaining the split timeline retards mid 2000's>>736458791>didn't play the game awardGood, I bet it's shinier too.>8 fucking yearsImagine taking that long to learn how to use the mirror tool. Shiggy must have been pissed cause they could have just asked him how he did it for TP on Wii (or was it gamecube lol)?
>>736459430it wasnt in botw
Hyrule gave away their triforce, and look what fucking happenedMaybe we must all have a Triforce but promise to never use its powers against eachother
>>736459657>did NOT play the game awardKeep malding nigger.736459541same to you champ.stay mad.
>>736457216>yuga is naturally weak outside of taking others' power>ravio is a coward at heart>hilda is fucking retardedLove these little details.
>>736459657I mean there's thisBut TotK shows it did fuck all so who really knows, might've been a different sacred power larping as the triforce
>>736460757>But TotK shows it did fuck all so who really knowsIt completely purged all the malice that was above hyrule and help shut down the possessed guardians.No idea why you fags try to deny reality.
736459898>did NOT"WILL not"
>>736461012>No idea why you fags try to deny reality.Iunno I guess I'm still mad that all of the power and devastation wrought against Hyrule in BotW was just Ganon larping as an evil cloud while saving his true self for TotK
>>736457216 Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Chuck Norris, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Vin Diesel, all held by Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.
736461286yes your are very cool for seething over one of the most praised games made for 8 years.definitely not a limped dicked cuck.faggot.>>736461443>BotW was just Ganon larping as an evil cloud while saving his true self for TotKassuming you want to use later events to discuss BotW then it wasn't really a '''larp'' or ''faking'''.It was thousands of years of amassed malice/evil crafting a super sized phantom ganon to wage war upon hyrule. Which is fine narratively, though the final phase was a bit underwhelming sure combat/action wise won't argue there.
>>736457216If there was an artifact able to grant wishes in real life, you can be sure that we would all be sent to war for it
>>736457216Good!
>The ending of Link Between Worlds is just wishing for more wishesI can't believe Ganondorf never tried asking for more triforces
>>736461489Chuck Norris probably did think mohawks were gay, because he was homophobic.
>>736462365well they didn't create a new triforce they just unfucked a pre-existing one
>>736461489>calling each individual piece a "triforce"you are fucking retarded
>>736462431Damn Chuck Norris was fucking based. RIP to a real nigga.
>>736462658They're called Triumph Forks actually
>>736460757to be fair this zelda is a retard and so disconnected from every other zelda and game that it's probably not even the fault of the triforceshe literally has to eat a stone and waste a thousand years floating around like a retarded animal just to unfuck every dumbass decision she caused
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>>736464737WHAT IN THE GODDAMN
>>736462431Spartan helmets were mohawks and Spartans are known to be that so he wasn't wrong
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>>736462431>because he was homophobic.Based
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>>736458791>>736459898Keep balding autist>>736459430what a loaf>>736461729imagine being a wicked imp hothead sperg
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>>736457216>We destroy the Triforce, and all the problems will go away.Lorule tried this in Link Between Worlds, iirc it made the gods turn their back on them and caused massive chaos.
>>736457216Doesn't that happen in Windwaker?You have to collect triforce fragments to put it back together.
>>736458845We know what the lorule triforce stands for, cowardice, foolishness, and beauty.
>>736457216You will never defeat the Hojo clan
