Just got home from the Borscht Bowl Club, and you will not believe who I saw there. You guys remember Phoenix Wright, right? The lawyer who spent 4 years being an embarrassment to the legal system before finally getting caught for forgery in 2019? Pic related. That's him now. Apparently he got hired to work as a pianist for the club, so I asked him to play some Frank Sinatra. It was so fucking awful, man. I don't think I can listen to Fly Me To the Moon anymore without remembering today and cracking up from the cringe.Is there anyone who has been more JUSTed? It's happening next week: https://aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline#Timeline
Borscht Bowl Club is the place with the side-room where a girl named "Maya gives multiple hand jobs and blowbangs, right?
Jesus, he looks like shit. I guess I can't blame him. He lost his license to a zoomer who unironically played air guitar in court.
>>736464385I still think (((the elites))) got to him. No way he'd actually forge evidence. They set him up
its kind of odd that events take place like 15 years in the future from when the games were written, you'd think they'd just be contemporary, if they even needed to use hard dates at all
>>736464385Wright was fucking framed. White, Gant, hell, fucking Engarde? No chance someone doesn't have it out for him.Did you hear about what that piece of shit senile Judge said? "No, we will not hear what you have to say" is the rumor.Anyway, I wonder why that Edgeworth guy hasn't stepped in. Isn't he who they're thinking of making the big boss? I'm pretty sure he and Wright go way back. Even stepped in for him in that insane exorcist trial where the court proved MAGIC IS REAL. Wonder how many targets that put on Wrights back.
>>736466604Unfortunately, I don't think Edgeworth knows yet. I kind of doubt he can do anything though, or he'll end up like him too.
these threads we a lot more fun before [REDACTED] happened in AOV
>>736466604>just magically provides the most bullshit evidence that counters every point>every. fucking. timeNah, he a cheat. No lawyer is that good
>>736466865QRD?
>>736467186Not like he has any other choice. Did you hear that the Powers trial where they got Dee Vasquez kept going AFTER he proved it could haven't been him? A defense attorney's job is hard.
>>736466604>Anyway, I wonder why that Edgeworth guy hasn't stepped in. Isn't he who they're thinking of making the big boss? I'm pretty sure he and Wright go way back. Even stepped in for him in that insane exorcist trial where the court proved MAGIC IS REAL. Wonder how many targets that put on Wrights back.I work around Edgeworth (not close enough to know a lot about the guy other than what I've heard) and the word around is Edgeworth is MASSIVELY obsessed with trying to get Wright his badge back. He definitely has the pull to arrange it. Honestly I feel like Wright could just change his appearance and voice and use a fake badge if he wanted to lol. Remember when someone managed to impersonate him and got away with using a fake badge made of cardboard?
>>736467358>Remember when someone managed to impersonate him and got away with using a fake badge made of cardboard?It was fucking bullshit, Payne was robbed.
>>736467358That was that Tigre trial, right? Heard the shithead "killed himself" in prison. I hate that piece of shit senile fuck judge more and more every day.
>>736467407I don't like Payne but he still seems like one of the more reasonable prosecutors around right now (other than Edgeworth of course). Never seen him use fake evidence or anything of the sort. He just always goes up against new Defense Attorneys to get his winrate up. If he stops doing that and gives better arguments I feel like he could be a very good prosecutor in the future.
>>736467467I heard someone tried to get a bill passed that requires Judges to have to have passed law school but it was struck down. Isn't it crazy that you can just be a Judge with no knowledge of the law?
>>736467475He's connected to that slimy brother of his, though. Dunno if I really trust him.
>>736464385>The lawyer who spent 4 years being an embarrassment to the legal system before finally getting caught for forgery in 2019?You mean the guy who was always hanging around with those underage girls? Always felt like there was something weird about him. And now he apparently adopted a different girl. He's definitely a creep.
>>736467538That Canadian and Gavelle don't seem so bad, at least. Can't remember any absurd trials they presided over or horseshit rulings in the public. Some guy killing himself in the Canadian's is all I remember as a blemish on his record.
>>736467407>>736467475>>736467559Winston's good people. He's got that "meek kicked puppy" energy that makes you feel like he deserves a bone thrown to him every once in a while. I heard he was fucking ecstatic when he found a hair growth supplement that actually worked.
>>736467669I feel like they both passed law school to be fair.
>>736464385It's honestly crazy who you can run into out in public. Small world, eh?A few years ago I saw Valant Gramarye doing a magic show in a fucking parking lot of all places. Kind of sad to see considering how big the Gramaryes were back in the day. It was actually a pretty decent little show, all things considered. I wound up sticking around until the end
You wanna know a good lawyer? Kristoph Gavin. He got my best friend acquitted from a false accusation by his ex-girlfriend. 100% going to go to him if I need defending. I also heard he was the only one to have sympathy for Wright even since they were good friends. But yeah he's a very good man.
>>736467740>Valant GramaryeAin't he the guy who shot his mentor in the head? Or was it Zak? Those Gramaryes are fucked up.
>>736467821I think it was Zak? In fact I believe that was the trial where Wright showed off fake evidence and got disbarred lmao.
>>736467821>>736467864Fuck that literal nigger Zak. Did you know when he pulled that fucking disappearing stunt, his fucking daughter was in the courtroom?
>>736467864I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND ITS TRUEHahahaha century of Gramarye humiliation>Mr Reus got expelled for some reason>Thalassa mysteriously disappears and seemingly died during practice>Chucklefuck apprentices shoot Magnifi in his hospital bed>Zak disappeared IN COURT 7 years ago, and apparently left his DAUGHTER to Wright???? (was that a fucking payment?)This group is fucking cursed
>>736468083>Chucklefuck apprentices shoot Magnifi in his hospital bedI'm not sure Valant shot him? I thought it was just Zak?
>>736468073Heard he chose his lawyer based on if they could beat him in poker or not. What a lunatic.
>>736468083What the FUCK was Magnifi THINKING???
>>736468135It was one of the jackassesDidn't Wright supposedly prove Valant did some shit to frame Zak? Maybe it was him and not Zak
>>736468182>Didn't Wright supposedly prove Valant did some shit to frame Zak?Does that matter? Wright used fake evidence. He was clearly trying to frame Valant.
>>736467783I don't even trust the "good" lawyers, nowadays. Feels like all of them are shithawks. It's dark times, we live in...like, a Dark Age of the Law....
More like Ace Penis!! HahajahahahMore like Ace Wrong!!!!!Whos laughing now Wrongs!!!!This FRAUD sucks! Justiceeeee
>>736467783Nah fuck that guy. Ever since I met him my daughter has turned into a total shut in. I don't even want to think about what he did to her when I left them alone.
>>736467821It was clearly Zak but I don't think they ever definitively found out which one really shot him, did they? Case went cold or something after Zak disappearedHonestly it's still fucking unbelievable to me that a guy on trial for murder managed to escape the goddamn courtroom. You'd think the courts would've invested in way better security after that one case back in like 2012 where the prosecutor and defendant got murdered during a recess. That shit was all over the news at the time
>"Zak left his daughter for Wright">that can't be true>google "Gramarye girl magician stage show">just get Valant>yeah what I thought>...wait let me try something>google "Wright magician stage show">see an advertisment for a "Trucy Wright">its in Wright's cityNo fucking way. Did that Zak asshole SERIOUSLY leave his LAWYER to adopt his daughter? That can't be right. That's a coincidence, right?
>>736464385I know he can't wear a suit and tie everyday, but Jesus Christ he's dressed like he's half the age he is.
>>736468464>expecting a Californian court to ever actually do its fucking jobHell, their damn police department couldn't even be assed to actually solve that one elevator murder and hired some woo woo crystal psychic do their job for them. Visiting LA is basically like begging to be framed for a crime at this point.
>>736467559His brother is a fucking psychopath dude. He's so different from Winston that I was shocked when I learned they came from the same family. Most of this might be because of my hatred for Khura'in though.
>>736468794He isn't Chief in Khura'in yet, he moves after getting exposed for fraud in DD.Otherwise yeah he is a slimy fuck. And hasn't the UN done something about the literal tyranny in Khura'in yet?
People are talking about the things they do in Khura'in, and I say, "that's not very good." Prosecutor tyranny! The democrats, they want what they have in Khura'in. Lock anyone up without a trial. Death penalty. People are... people are saying these things!The queen of Khura'in is a very poor person, very poor leader. We're putting tariffs on Khura'in.
Is AOV even still around? The fandom feels deader than ever.
>>736470518Lowkey Brushel was the most honest witness in an Ace Attorney case. He did lie one time but he was just mis-informed most of the time.
>>736464385I made the mistake of buying the hobo hat from fan gamer. Once I received it I realised the mistake I made. Only hobo wright can pull it off. Plus it's way too small for my head.
>>736470937Powers in 2-4 was pretty honest too.
There hasn't been a single noteworthy defence attorney since Wright got barred from practicing and you know it. We truly are in a Dark Age of Law.
>>736470518every 5-7 months there's a thread somewhere (/v/, /vg/, or /vm/) trying to advertise AOV but it gains 0 tractionother than You-Know-Who I doubt many people even launch AOV anymore so there'll barely be any cases compared to the olden daysI wanna hop on and do an Investigations but I haven't had the time in ages
>>736471171You haven't seen Aristotle Means in action, then. He's got a stunning smile, I'd trust the man with my life.
Trucy sexo
>>736470937Bring him back. The AJ trilogy would’ve felt like a more cohesive world if they let characters reappear instead of fading into the background.
>>736464385It'd just be the capper to the absolute state of Wright if he ended up arrested for something.
>>736471727I could swear I saw a girl who looks exactly like that hang around Wright once, exactly in the club OP mentioned... He isn't even married tho, who even is this?
>It's been 7 years alreadyI remember thinking how far away 2026 seemed back in those AA3 threads
>>736464385I don't understand why he retired, it's not like it was the first time he forged an evidence. Pretty sure he used one during case 2-4 (Matt Engarde).
>>736473326I'm telling you, HE FINALLY MARRIED AND IMPREGNATED MAYA!!!
>>736473329>AA3>He hasn't been here since AA1Fake fan.
>>736471727Haha
Remember how wrightfags acted so fucking cocky back when he got Manfred arrested?Who wants to bet that was all complete bullshit? Edgeworth was 100% guilty and should be in prison.
>>736474025Gonna be promoted to Chief Prosecutor soon bitch.
What happened to that fey girlfriend of his? For years they were always together and she wasn't there in that trial where he forged shit, did she break up with him or something and that's why he forged? Either way I hope that little girl that can transform into an adult with big boobs is okay
>>736474025Manfred CHUDS eternally BTFO'D. They were so fucking mindbroken 2 days later. I can still remember the breakdown of that thread.
I miss these games.
>>736464385>2018>I'm walking down the street>I hear a scream in an alley>I run towards the scream>a woman had just been stabbed to death>I slip on a banana peel and fall, my hand lands squarely on top of the murder weapon>the woman just so happened to by my boss who had just fired me a few hours before>the prosecution falsely accuse me of murder because I had a motive, I was in the crime scene and the fingerprints are all over the murder weaponMr Wright took up my case for free and proved my innocence. It's so sad to see him fall so low, maybe I'll pay him a visit. They say he's quite fond of "grape juice" these days.
>>736466359They didn't really ever use hard dates. Only like once for one of the "this happened x years ago" flashbacks, and then everything else was calculated by fans from there.
I think i'll replay AJ following trying to follow the order, It's been so long since I played them could be cool
>>736473326She's the daughter of a former client. The man was guilty so he fled mid-trial and Wright just """"adopted"""" her.
>>736466820>kind of doubt he can do anything though, or he'll end up like him too.Didn't you hear? Edgeworth already lost his badge, but now has the whole prosecutorial committee in his back pocket after getting the chairman arrested with an illegal investigation, and made backroom deals with one of the judges on the committee to get his badge back. He's untouchable now. That man's a devil I tell you, no better than his mentor Von Karma.
>>736468567The timing is just so fucking weird. Did Zak pay Wright with that girl? Both are so slimy it wouldn't surprise me.In fact Wright used to have a cute assistant around, whatever happened to her? Did Wright fire her because she got older? Is Zak's kid Wright's child bride????Wright should be in jail.
>>736475371Nigga left his own daughter with his fucking lawyer? Guess he was getting desperate there, what even possessed Wright to defend such a man? I don't get it, he only accepted actually innocent defendants.Anyways, poor girl, I can't imagine how confused she must be. But my man Wright is alright, actually taking care of a child like that without even being married, or having an actual job now lol.
>>736475407>no better than his mentor Von Karma.If you ask me, that's way "better" than Von Karma.Don't think even Manfred could pull such bullshit against the PIC.
>>736475371Wright is just picking up kids now? Might as well turn the law office into a orphanage.
>>736464734/mu/ SEETHES over Klavier.
>>736464385>Forged evidencethe only scrutiny afforded to the legal system was rotating the object after pulling it from the evidence folder. that was procedure and it worked just fine.
is this game a visual novel?(I don't like visual novels)is it worth trying?
>>736477742Adventure game technically.It's just very basic, nothing like something like Monkey Island for reference, but that's the closest match especially once you get to the investigation phase.
