hop on deadlock
ivy owes me sex
Who is the QUEEN of Deadlock?
>>736466019You know the real answer
>>736466075I am so fucking mad Seven is gay
I'll just wait for her and the werewolf to be added to some porn game instead.
>>736466107Source?!?No... cant be..
>>736466140'fraid so
>>736466107>gay>lich attempting to achieve apotheosishe is powersexual
>>736466019Graves is the hottest and it isn't close
>>736466019ivy
why are deadlock players like this?
>>736466304LMAOOOOO
>>736466019Wivy
>>736466179We dont respect braindead heroes
I haven't played the base mode for so long my rank devolved into obscurusStreet Brawl is too addictive
>>736466427same its just so funif the pve rumours are true this game is gonna utterly pulp me
>>736465782that's not what that character looks like
>>736466362yes we do
https://files.catbox.moe/du5pwu.jpg
>>736466427I've probably played 500 games of Street Brawl and 2 games of normal since it came out. I get you
>>736466019Silver is genuinely stuck in everyone's head.I've never seen a character buck break so many fucking people.
>>736466140>>736466176He's Kelvin's ex
>>736466140It's just queers doing that thing they always do. Pay them no mind.
>>736466558>>736466458>>736466427What other non-MOBA modes do we want bros?
>>736466586Mann vs machine (deadlock edition)No items mode
>>736466573Uhhh bro?
This is my wife
But I do play Deadlock most nights. I just play Street Brawl though.
>>736466019Abrams
>>736466586Geist dating sim
Performance enhancing gameplay modifications
>>736466651Abrams is the King of Deadlock.John Deadlock even.
>>736466641Shitty fake vampire in love with a they/them
>hopped on deadlock>seven killed himself on minute 0>my sinclair went out to jungle>dynamo teleported himself under the tower>no greens paigeI will wait for PvE I'm done
Hop on this dick
>>736466851Rembros...
>>736465782does her has niples
I think Billy is secretly gay.Listen to his kill lines, it sounds outright homoerotic some of the things he complains about. I heard the ones about Lash first and thought maybe he was just jealous over Vyper but it's more than just Lash, he also compliments Mirage and Shiv.He calls Lash "chiselled like a Greek god" and says he has a "sexy moustache". He calls Mirage "handsome". He calls Shiv "pretty boy".But if he really is supposed to be a genuine ship for Vyper then I feel bad for her, he didn't visit her in prison, didn't try to find her, has nothing nice to say about her in any voice-lines, dude is a total bum if he's her actual ship.Several of Vyper's kill lines on Billy are complimentary, but all of Billy's kill lines on Vyper are just mean. Vyper will say Billy is "looking good" or that he's "making the goat head work" when she kills him, Billy will just call her "scum", "stupid", or a "sleezebag".In fact I don't think Billy has ANY voice lines complimenting ANY female character at all, which contrasts heavily with him having lines complimenting the appearance of three different male characters.
>>736466667She should clean my insides with her tongue.
>>736466881yes in my mouf
>>736466886Billy fucked Vyper retard
>>736466019Paige
>>736466886He's a nazi.
>>736466964Yeah I know, and I address that in the post, he fucks her but he doesn't care about her at allRead the full post and not just the first line
I forced myself to play Doorman back when Victor was a gorilla retard instant win character. Now I can't ever go back to any other character because they feel too slow.
You trannies are way too obsessed about fictional character sexuality
>hotpoo is making risk of rain in deadlockkekarooo
>>736467050she's the queen of something alright
>>736467297Mina...
>>736466019
>>736467297>Dogs can now fuck your teammatesI don't know what they were thinking with this patch this ability is so fucking broken now
>>736467297>dogsShe already summons horses...
>>736466582Anon...Seven is Ettrick...
games still take too longi'll just fap to mina
deadlock needs a vore character>t. yoshifag
>>736467613Dynamo
>>736466019>>736466179I agree. feels bad seeing all these non-believer secondaries playing her after the buffs
Who has the best bomb/grenade/throwable? Paradox has gotta be up there, people underestimate how much that shit hurts.
Sex with Dynamo
>>736467831Kelvin for me. Specially with extra stocks.
mirage got overfed again
>>736466626>Mann vs machine (deadlock edition)If the risk of rain developer actually finishes their side mode, that would be this game's MvM equivalent.
>>736467831warden in street brawl2 second 800 damage grenades that also proc ability use gun buffs it's kind of insane but you can only really do this if you get good enhanced items round 1
>>736466179is it because she is implied to be the youngest girl in the game? be honest now
>>736467719black hole only has the whirr but not the followup gulpwe need a REAL vorefag character that can eat minions and ult is an execute swallow that steals souls or something annoying
>>736467942It's because she has the best face and outfit
>>736467831it's gotta be kelvin's. absurd scaling, easy to hit, hueg aoe and heals teammates
>>736466019You already know
>>736468054>Ava
>>736468114>ava OVER GINNIS
>>736465782Cant, code needed.
Stop. Feeding. Mina.
>>736466886>billy
>>736466019Paige because she's fat
>>736466019Ivy is the queen of 2024 - 2025 DeadlockSilver is the queen of present Deadlock
>>736470245Mina is the 2025 queen
>be in upper half of arcanist>losing streak of 5 games because matchmaking put new players in my games 4 times in a row, everyones too pussy to fight>now get 3 back go back games where the enemies i lane against are new players or retarded and I go on parry killstreaksGet me out of this hell
>>736466019Ivy.
>>736467613hammerspace briefcase pred
>>736467173>Fucks women, implied to be multiple times>HE IS LE GAIRetard
>>736466075so is this a new troon thing? claiming heroes are faggots?, tired of these subhumans plaguing everything, call them fags and worthless trannies ingame, have yet to be banned, do the same, anyway here's an offmodel Paige
>>736470610>NewThey've been doing this since the internet was made, if you ever accidentally stumbled into Tumblr back in the day then there were entire communities dedicated towards proving that some random character was gay or trans in some way, usually with a fuckton of fanart or headcanon as "proof".
>>736467831I'd say Vindicta's stake, it's effectively Vortex Web but fucks you over even harder.
>>736466019out of the way, womenlets
so this game is set in new york and it's against italians and puerto ricans?
>>736471830it's a bunch of fuckups trying to summon a god to get their wishes fulfilled
>>736466851What dick toxotranny
>>736471728>>736466019This. Geist is the face of female Deadlock. Perfectly nails what the setting is all about.
where is the next update....
>>736472695Every 5 months so 3 more months.
Been playing a lot of Vyper for a few days. Extremely fun and easily the best voice lines of the entire cast.
threadly reminder that Holliday is a canon slut
>>736466645Incredibly based taste, anon.
>>736473272She just has multiple divorces
>>736466886>>736466886those highlights his insecurities though. He's a massive contrarian with no real aim beyond being counter-establishment and these are the dudes who are really going against the waves and looking good while doing it. Shiv is a wrestling heel that while not liked is respected. Shiv is a monkey-human hybrid that is still acknowledged as stylish and leading an entire monster hunting org despite being part monster himself. Him being mean to Vyper is just Billy being a hypocrite. he's clearly willing to slum it up with someone like her but thinks himself above her despite being almost as worthless as Vyper to society. Also possibly from a wealthy family according to Geist's lines.
Is it wrong that I find Celeste incredibly attractive?
>>736470610No its just a thing the internet does this trend is old as shit. people also make gay or lesbian characters straight it turns out most people prefer to imagine characters their attracted to match their sexuality regardless of what it actually is.
>>736466579>>736467598I thought Seven was made up of 7 people, one of the Eddrick.
I enjoy The Lash™Why is The Lash™ so fun?I think I will continue playing The Lash™
>>736465782I'm cis.
>>736474413Seven came from the 7 SOUL DESTRUCTION rituals placed on him.
>>736465782I fucking got into the beta test in May 2024, but I haven't played it for so long that I think I'm never gonna catch up skill-wise to other players at this point.
>>736473960Her voice, accent and personality is doing it for me.
My games past midnight are so SHIT
>>736473960>>736474870i wish she had bigger titsi get that shes a flexible lithe performer but still
>Play street brawl>Get enhanced Echo shard and enhanced Tank Buster>As Bebop
>>736466304Why do troons and anime pfp go together like this?
>>736474994>get Rapid Recharge and enhanced Omnicharge Signet as Paige>paint the map green
>>736466304she cute
>>736465782i am, and i am done being full support for now, i have chosen violence.my lane partner was lash and i think he may be retarded
>>736473496You just repeated the same point
>>736473496Yeah, one of them to a bad boy player.She's a slut.
>>736475301Having shit marriages doesnt make her a slutA trainwreck? Sure. Slut? Debatable
uninstalled that shit gamedeadlock fans are bigger losers than dota 2 losers
>>736475325It's 1949, being divorced even once makes her a slut
Is the game de facto fully released now?
I hope Holliday's final model makes her attractive
>>736475387lmao this is gonna be like a 2027 release
>>736475412There's a modded one for her that's incredible imo
>>736475412washed up roastie walled hagwhich is a shame because they could have made her a cutie cowgirl waifu but they didn't
>>736475523Yeah I know I hope that's the direction Valve goes Maybe give her more feminine curves
>>736466179Based>>736467771Ignore the metaslaves, they'll fuck off when the meta changes, as usual
>>736475578I prefer more rough and tumble. given her playstyle
>>736475634Just look at Wraith's body or ParadixNot too much
>>736475678Paradox has a gigantic assIn any case Holly is supposed to be all bundled up in big clothes
>>736465782>>736465906>>736466019i dont play Deadlock but even I know the flat chested latina gargoyle is best girl
>>736466019Ivy somehow mogs all of the specifically designed to be coomer bait whores.
>melee doormanIs this viable?
why so many arts of the cowgirl and the werewolf in lesbians for each other ?
how does Valve always hit on these character designs
>>736476493This is the first time theyve gone goonbait desuI would never in my life expect them to design a hero like Mina ever
>>736466315I want to aquaplane that chest.
>>736468805BIGGER
>>736476560the goonbait fits, it's a continuation of dota, and warcraft is classic goonbait
>>736466019Mina
>>736476852The hero that changed deadlock forever...
>rank rises>lose 4 games in a row, one to DC and teammates being bad, another to the enemy team death balling and try harding the entire match, 2 more because one of my teammates went 0/10Can yoshi just add a casual mode? I just want to play for fun
Got to say that I've really enjoyed the game since starting it 2 weeks ago. It feels so fucking deep in skill expression on both micro and macro level. My biggest gripe so far is that the item icons look so similar to each other that it's hard to ascertain what everyone has at a glance or find stuff in the shop
>>736466542Cute boy, wanna make him squirt in that cage :3
