Which way, white man?
this way
I don't care about women
Depends which one has the best futa/trap porn
>>736476286Peach
>>736476286Pauline junior.
>>736476286Pauline
>>736476286I'm not a cracker
>>736476286All lead down the same zog path
>>736476286Bowser
Why is Rosalina less fugly than the others?Before I thought it was because the character models were influenced by their voice actors but Rosalina looks nothing like Brie Larson.
>>736476371Y-you mean Bowsette right?
>>736476286>they're now all the same character with a different hairstyleshalom
>>736476286Rosalia is the only one without a fucked up illumination face.. and her hair covers 60% of her face.
>>736476286Rosalina mogs the other three so hard it's not even funny. Shame they turned her into an absolute jobber in the film. Apparently, the feminist autism from the writers starts and ends with Peach. Game Rosalina is a giantess who literally recreates the entire universe, while in the film she jobs twice to a joke character.
>>736476315Fpbp
>>736476382That pic doesn't have the mouth wrinkles, she has a more relaxed expression (see: eyebrows and mouth) so no facial contortions, also her face is thinner than Peach's (and Daisy's) without the cheek fat to make the sides too rounded out.
>>736476286Daisy is.... mexican now?Also obviously loli pauline is the best Mario gets. though hebe rosalina is ahead of her they won't make a hebe variant in any games>>736476315You get it. You really do.
>>736476382>Why is Rosalina less fugly than the others?Because she isnt a girlboss
>>736476286>All 4 of them are addicted to THICK BOWSER COCKGrim
>>736476542>Daisy is.... mexican now?Yeah I dont get that shit eitherOut of nowhere she was just retconned into being brown skinned
>>736476347>Mario's and Luigi's dad is GravesDamn, what a lore drop.
>>736476382Unironically I think it's because her voice actor was decided later in production.
>>736476382>>736476736Daisy doesn't even say anything thoughbeit
>>736476382>Before I thought it was because the character models were influenced by their voice actors but Rosalina looks nothing like Brie Larson.You need to get out more. Seriously.
>>736476382>Brieoh. no way Rosalina is a rape babe.... but with her voicing the character it immediately will be a shit character. She managed to ruin a multibillion dollar franchise that was selling every theater out. She sucks that much.
>>736476286In the complete opposite direction from this Californian garbage.
>>736476810That genuinely doesn't even seem like chud adjacent statement, even if it's an obvious misconception.
>>736476286Bowsette
>>736476542Canonically Daisy's a sandnigger
>>736476905Trash taste of the highest order. That's just bootleg Peach since you don't want Bowser in his real form.
>>736476926I always took it as, the whites moved in and took over because non-whites can't compete
>>736476940Silence homosexual
>>736476286Drop the nuke
>>736476286not my princess
>>736476810Because I know who she's voiced by???
>>736476286Where booba? Why do they all look like they don't have real breasts. But just padded bras lmao. I like B cups, but fuck they are like A, maybe AA lolol
>>736476953makes sense.Cleopatra was White and every country ever that ever was anything was actually just being ruled by Whites and fell once they either left or racemixed
>>736477010Smash Bros is like the only time they look like they have actual curves under their clothes. Even in the Olympic games when their in leotards they barely look human.
Daisy and Rosalina have fat futa cocks to fuck Peach and Pauline with and any other females introduced into the series.
>>736477057Princess Peach: Showtime! Swordfighter Peach has a nice ass.
>>736477239I can guarantee Rosalina and Pauline are virgins. No cocks. Only virgin teen pussy
>>736477276Well then...Daisy's fat futa cock will fix that
>>736476286i don't know, i simply refuse to watch any sort of medium that has seth rogen in it.
Why does it look like a straight to dvd euroslop animation?
>>736476286
>>736477297DK's in the second movie as a cameo for like 2 seconds, but I don't think the VA's there.>>736477339Because Daisy and Rosalina are from a theatre recording of the second movie which came out 5 days ago and is still in theatres, and Peach is probably from that earlier recording of the first movie.
>>736477276The movie poster suggests otherwise. Notice how the little guys are staring at it.
Daisy looks like she fucks like a tiger
>>736476315This this this!!!
>>736476315giving a nice hug, kiss on the forehead, and a cup of hot chocolate to all of them before setting up their sleeping bags to camp out in the living room after they've had a nice slumber party.Also, taking Arisu up to my room to get her pregnant.
>>736476286N64 daisy
>>736477441She probably rides cow girl and jackhammers for a minute before getting tired, then rolls over and requests missionary.
>>736477420Twitter had a field day with this movie poster making penis jokes. It got like 100k likes, so apparently lots of people are into futa/trannies or they just thought it was funny that a girl had a penis and didn't question it in a sexual way.
What's the point of the celebrity cast at this point, anyway? Kids are going to watch it regardless. Like why pay Glover so much to voice Yoshi when all he says is Yoshi?
>>736478082Either way, it made sure the discussion was on her penor, instead of her VA. A win for everyone.
>>736476286What does Daisy add to this at this point? Peach is already laid back and tough in these movies. Daisy doesn't work as the improper foil to Peach when Peach already doesn't act like a proper princess.
>>736477420>>736478082>girl in a dress moves her leg out slightlyBrainrotted trannies on twitter:>OOOOHHH it looks like a dick, ooooooh homosexuality and tranny shit is sooo heckin based>it's just like the degenerate porn I've fired my brain with
>>736478264GIRL BOSS SQUAD! YOU WILL LIKE AND ENJOY GIRL BOSSES! GET READY FOR MORE GIRL BOSSES! GIRLS WILL DESTROY THE PATRIARCH! YOU ARE AN INFERIOR MAN. GIRL BOSS! YOU WILL DO WHAT THE GIRL BOSS TELLS YOU TO DO.
>>736476315op absolutely destroyed
>>736476542If you ever left your basement you might know what a tan is. People who go outside aren't pastie ghouls like you
>>736477409I don't mean the image quality, I mean the art style
Rosalina or Pauline, Peach and Daisy look absolutely terrible in this movie
>>736476286where's muhriowhere da loogi
They completely ruined Peach in these movies, so Pauline.
>>736476286Why they ugly???
>>736476542>>736476926>inb4 they get Mindy Kaling to voice Daisy
>>736477560This but with Nina
>>736478264>>736478496Next movie will have both Mario and Luigi getting captured while Peach and Yoshi team up with Daisy to save them.
>>736476286What's wrong with Pauline? Why the long face?
>>736476286Why is Fox McCloud not an option here?
>>736481467She's jewish.
>>736476315Holy fuark
>>736476382>Before I thought it was because the character models were influenced by their voice actors but Rosalina looks nothing like Brie Larson.but yoshi looks exactly like donald glover
>>736476315TENDIES ETERNALLY BTFO'D ONCE AGAIN
>>736476286They all look just so fucking uncanny, even in motion. I just don't get why they went with Illumination for these movies.None of them. Satomi Arai's voice sex.
>>736476286I legitimately hate all Mario franchise women, the bimbo slut balloon ducklips design does not activate my almonds.
>>736481710judgemento desu no
>>736476315>Generic Anime GarbageHoly fucking normie
>736482070>retarded newfag>normie>reddit spacingGet better bait.
>>736476286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJTAqnmHt0
>>736476286>Pauline got Anita Sarkeesian'd
>>736476286Why is Peach always so fucking angry?
>>736476542>blue eyes>mexicanretard
>>736476315BASED
>>736478082Don't lump futa and trannies together Futa is for those who have a grip on reality and know that with the insanely rare hermaphroditic outlier, actual girls can't have dicks, and it is a reasonable alternative to watch 2 cute anime girls fuck than watching porn with a dude in it and either focus on the woman the wole time, or watch as a whole and self insertTrannies are mentally ill cretins that think because they can piss in a cup and it chemically indicates [gender], they'll never be able to knock someone up, or get knocked up, and chemically revert back as soon as their hrt dries up
>>736476473Oh shut up Rosatard at least you got a re-release of both Galaxy games and your shitty overhyped character retroactively added to Mario Wonder.
>>736477590This, I miss when Daisy had actual differences in her appearance but normies only exclusively pay attention to her Tan for some reason.
>>736476286>>736476315>Which way, white man?real women, you fucking Jeets
>>736476286I like Birdo. Does she get to do anything of note in the new film?
>>736478389Both fetishes are omega retardedI’ll never understand how guys on here get off to a female with the wrong genitals. You stupid fucks need serious help for your mental disorders.
>>736476286why did they make every single one look so uglycouldn't they have kept ONE looking pretty
>>736476286Pretty daring Illumination made Daisy temu Rapunzel.
>>736476315Based
>>736476286The two on the right.
>>736476542Seems they’re trying to make her more non-White, although the blue eyes defeat them lol.
>>736483370That's fucking disgusting. Do you have the sauce so I can be enraged even more?
>>736483370>>736483509nvm I'm blind.
>>736482525Why would I listen to you theorizing how you aren't gay from the closet
Clean it Jannies
>>736476589They've been off and on with Brown Daisy for a while now.
>>736476315I fuaking kneel.
>>736476315Our Idols
>>736476286Is this really how Pauline looks in the movies? Why does she look awkward and not sexy like in Odyssey?
>>736476286>Which way, white man?
Really unsatisfying movie though. They crammed way too much stuff into it and it undermines it a lot.
>>736485738She’s the mayor of NYC and is getting grilled by reporters in that scene I believe
for me, it's fox way
Does the Japanese 4K have the english dub subtitles or an actually accurate translation of the jap dub? Don't want to watch it with eng voices
>>736476371Based
>>736476315greetings from indonesia
>>736476286Fox.
Redhead every time. What a stupid fucking question.
>>736486625> nu game fox will wear a croptop, bootyshorts and have his wuzzyfuzzy navel exposedIt will sell millions, a first for the franchise
>>736476286Peach > Rosa > Daisy > Fox > PaulineLol.
>>736476286Rosalina > Peach/Daisy > Pauline.Someone really hated Pauline because she got butchered.
>>736476286>>>/vp/
>>736486208Lewd
>>736476347Jumpman is Mario's uncle so Mario fucked his cousin
>>736476286goombutt
>>736483156Kek
anal with Pauline
>>736476315>eyes like dazzling gems>and gems ten out of ten
>>736476810Shut up cunt. Sarcastic snarky nagging bitches have entered the thread!
>>736476286Their movie versions looks so fucking bad lmao, temu pixar characters
>>736476286Rosalina is the only good looking one there
>>736476347No.
>>736477239>>736477296But Rosalina have heavy package
>>736477420>>736477276I do take her morning star wands in my vrigin ass
>>736476286Rosalina is the only one that doesn't look completely awful in the Illumination style.
>>736476286I would need to see their feet
>>736476286Girl bosses are not attractive, no thanks.
>>736478082futa (both genitalia) =/= trannie (no pussy)
>>736476286Sorry, I only like bimbo hotwife Peach. Not this girlboss shit. Paulina is hotter otherwise.
>>736482525BASED
>>736495626Porn makes you gay.
>>736476315me on the right!!!
>>736476926>easter island>egypt>china>and some wetlands with UFOsThe more I think about it, the more I realize... Sarasaland is fucking weird, man!
>>736476315Reddit moment
Daisy
>>736495806>PornGo back to r e d d i t
>>736476286Peachette and Bowsette taking Rosalina's giant bulge
>Rosalina is the only princess never kidnapped in the games>She gets kidnapped immediately in the movie???
>>736476315The only correct answer
>>736486839Even better. Malon is half-breed.
>>736486542Hello, Carrot from One Piece
So, it's confirmed at this point that Toadsworth is dead to Nintendo, right? Because this movie referenced everything except Toadsworth, and had a new Toad with his job.
>>736476315>im@sback to the jay old man
>>736476315Eh
>>736482525Every time I hear shit like this I remember by drug addicted friends>Look man I just pop pills I'm not fucking addicted I'm not doing no shit where I inject rusty needles into myself liek some crackhead!!!!!Get a grip
