>singlehandedly destroy the citadel, defeat the combine invasion and fuck Alyx Vance
yes sir colonel cubbage
>>736478492he looks a bit chubby for someone that's supposed to be on rations
Go on Freeman, be a good lad, we all believe in you. Surely, snogging with that fine young lady ought to be motivation enough. NLO to Lighthouse Point, NLO to Lighthouse Point...
>>736478492Freeman, take this rocket launcher and also fuck Eli's daughter
>>736478715He's british, those people can get fat on literally nothing (finest british cuisine).
Who the fuck names their child Odessa Cabbage
>tired from this shit vortigaunt face.jpg
>>736478492Thought this was Nick Fuentes
>>736478492That character always felt so out of place in HL2. Everyone else sounds like they're from the same town, then there's "token British guy with a silly name".It makes total sense lore-wise, everyone is constantly displaced and shuffled around the globe by the Combine to avoid any possibility of rebellions building up. We know that happens, but besides Odessa we don't really see any proof of it. Not many Chinese accents, or Africans, or people who can't speak any English.
>>736480923iirc they did originally planned for citizen to have various language/accents, but time/development constraint forced them to can it.
>>736480854In 20 years, give or take.
>>736478492>fuck MY DAUGHTER Alyx Vance
>>736480923I think it’s pretty kino how the instigator in charge is a foreign merc
>>736482325Gordon Freeman is also foreign.In fact, the entire resistance leadership seems to consist of Americans...
>>736482553>"Whitey, you remember my wife asian? That photo and mutt was all I could take from Black Mesa" -Nigger VanceReally on the nose from Valve
I always found it weird that his jacket was a University of Rochester public safety jacket, complete with their crest
>>736482553Indeed, it's one hell of a coincidence that all the important figures at Black Mesa ended up in City 17, and that Freeman showed up at the exact moment he did.It's almost as if the G-Man was manipulating everything behind the scenes
>>736482662It's silly, HL2 writing in general is, and setting is boring.Somehow these random scientist become leaders of the resistance and their former manager somehow becomes the alien Quisling. It's all just silly. They improved graphics and physics with the sequel and that's about it. At least HL1 was honest and simple action romp.
>>736483187>Character called G-Man acts as the handler of a bunch of American agents to destabilise a governmentBravo Marc Laidlaw
>>736483195Yeah as much as I like HL2, some of its story beats didn't survive scrutiny. You can kinda tell the devs didn't think things through because they went into so many drafts and redesigns by the time they had to release the game, so they can't really smooth things out more.
>>736478492Common Colonel Odessa Chadbage win
>>736483195Autist
>>736478492Uhh, ooh, gee, I think I might need a little help with that last one... *meek cuck moan*
