They'll get it right this time for sure right?
If they keep miyamoto far away from the project sure
I certainly hope so. It's been a ridiculously long time since the last enjoyable Starfox game released.
>GET HYPED FOR ANOTHER STARFOX 1 REMAKEyay....
You only hate Zero because you couldn't emulate it
>>736506551They are turning Fox into a Mario spinoff filler character and that's pretty much it.
>>736506851>You only hate Zero because you couldn't brownmulate itfify
How many fucking times are they going to rehash 64?
>>736506851did you memoryhole the gyrocopter missions?Those alone make the game a 0/10
>>736506873No way. He was the highlight of a Mario movie and the movie confirmed his own movie is on the way. The Nintendo multiverse now runs through Fox. The big Nintendo 3 (Zelda, Mario and Pokemon) will now be known as being a tier lower than the big Nintendo 1 (the Star Fox franchise)
>>736506851No, I bought the game on launch day and I'm still angry about it to this day. Keep your paws off Starfox Miyamoto.
>>736506551The last half decent Star Fox related game was this toys-to-life bullshit so I highly doubt it
>>736507314>They thought they were gonna sell toys of this thing and be the next big thing since ninja turtles? what were they thinking??
>>736506551They've gotten it wrong more times than they've gotten it right. Why expect the improbable?
I love shooters so Im excited if they manage to not fuck it up somehow with a retarded miyamoto gimmick.
>>736506551Shigeru... This is the fourth time you've shown Star Fox 1 in class
>>736507314I bless this game cause it let me get a bunch of toys of the Arwing for cheap as dirt on clearance.
>>736506851No, I only enjoyed it at all cause I played it co-op. It's essentially a requirement.But at the same time the game apparently didn't think anyone would actually try it cause the person piloting loses control of the ship during cutscenes and runs into walls and shit until they end.
>>736506551all they have to do is add more sexy furry girls, how hard can that be?
MY EMPEROR I'VE FAILED YOU
>>736508146You can still pick up brand new copies for practically nothing
>>736508076It'll be joycon cursor mode only
>>736506551they WILL make fox as sexy as in the mario movie right?
>>736508565>We want the zootopia audience
>>736508642Can you blame them
>>736506551I really hope so because this is probably SF's last chance. They have to knock it out of the park or SF is done because Miyamoto is the only one who cares about it and since he's also the one fucking it up the movie's momentum has to be the driving force. Of course Miyamoto could still fuck things up, we'll see.
>>736508565isn't this the fox that got that one rabbit pregnant in that abortion comic?
>>736509229Fox would have given Judy a space abortion
>>736509116>because Miyamoto is the only one who cares about itThe problem is any prospective Star Fox has to go through him, and he's decades off the pulse of the industry. I guarantee you the moment he kicks it, it'll receive the Kid Icarus treatment from a band of juniors.
>>736509614>he's decades off the pulse of the industryIDGAF about the industry my problem is that he's forgotten what fun is. Then again if the game is fun but unsuccessful then SF is still effectively dead.
>>736506551As long as 64fags exist, no
>>736507314is there a wolfen toy or literally just fox, no falco/peppy/slippy/wolf merch?
The fag fatigue will plague them until moral improves. The same fags who thought she killed the game will be begging for her back and by the time that happens she'll be the only thing propping it up.
>tfw you control the arwing with the joycon mouse
>>736512707no ones asking for her back except hmofags and performatively woke "you have to like krystal even though she only exists so hetero fans can coom" annoyances.
>>736512707faggots need to be hung from trees again
>>736506851It emulates just fine, what are you talking about?
I just want a better Assault with more rail shooter levels and branching paths.
>>736512975>Liking Krystal is wokeHilarious.
>>736513171No no, theres plenty of "they need women or theyre sexist no matter how gay something is" out there.gay vns need women despite them not getting routes, gay gachas need women despite nobody whaling for them.
>>736513171I miss this time, it was a simple time
>>736513380>vns>gachasWe talk about video games here, sir.
>>736512975>Translation: No one gay faggot is asking for her back, only straight people areYou may as well just have copy pasted my post. The faggotry shall continue until moral improves.
>>736513380you're gay, we get it
>>736512975>No ones asking for her backNo one asked for her in the first place. In fact nobody asked for anything Shiggy did in the last 25 years of starfox. No one asked for an adventure gameNo one asked for 9 japanese morning drama endingsNo one asked for ZeroNo one asked for Fox to be a fucking Mario movieThe last one should really have set it in stone that she did absolutely fucking nothing and that really this entire time it was the chainsmoking Brit game pirating Japs fault like everyone keeps telling you Maybe instead of treating Foxlike golden child he should do a long waited redemption arc like Sakamoto (begrudgingly) had to in order to unfuck up the fuck up he himself caused. Only it gets harder and harder with each Other M installment he makes.
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The new game will need to be translated into english. It’s all just going to be marvel quips, isnt it.
The new game better have Krystal in it. She's the most popular character the series has ever had.
>>736506551Maybe...
>>736506551I have faith. I think they learned their lesson after Zero. We are on the cusp of a big Star Fox push like what Pikmin got. Fox being in the movie was just the beginning.We have two new games on the way if Malo is right. They would not push this hard if they were not confident.Trust.
>>736520406Reboot Dinosaur Planet first, Put Fox in it in a way that's not retarded and then we can talk about bringing Krystal back.
>>736520984Zero was well over a decade ago. They may’ve learned, but i’d be surprised if they even remembered it
>>736520406Considering Zero flopped hard, they pretty have no choice if they want Starfox to sell well. She is too popular to ignore.
>>736522076I mean, I'm sure star fox being a furry game releasing on an immensely poorly-recieved console and being largely a rehash of 64 had a larger impact
Nintendo is culturally 10-15 years late to everything so they'll probably make Fox trans to appeal to the now nonexistent tumblr crowd.
They got it right once and never will again.
>>736506851If it was so good why didn't they port it to Switch?>dur it needs the gamepadcope
they will remake the first one again so a new generation of kids can be up to speed
>>736524861that's just a cookie cuttter zelda clone. won't deny that playing as fox was cool and shit, except he was clearly saber. furthermore, the arwing segments are tacked on and it's a big letdown that you get cockblocked from facing scales
>>736508565White people's idea of cool is always so fucking corny. Save for those sparse few white guys who actually have some soul. But most end up writing these corny overly confidence smirking Ferris Bueller type characters. And the crazy thing is, it actually works on white girls. They see this dork and actually get wet. White girls look at pic related and start ovulating.
Assault good
>>736506851If someone just emulated the game I don't think they'd have such strong feelings over it being crap.If it was one of the very few games you bought for the wii u because you LOVE star fox, you'd feel personally betrayed.
>>736527361I cant tell what's even happening here.
>>736527528I bought and played star fox zero for wii u and it is the best overall star fox game i played even with its unbalanced experience.
No Fay, No Buy
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>>736528204you should go play the good ones then 'cuz jesus christ.
>>736506551Yes.
>>736527326Ferris is a great movie and youre underage, gtfo faggot
>>736528443I played them all and I still believe zero had among the best stat fox moments in the series. I also appreciate star fox 2 for its take on the arwing gameplay and hope we see more games like it.
>>736512975You just speak gibberish like a parrot.No thought, no will, just reaction.
>>736506851>game sell like shit and almost killed the franchise because you couldnt pirate itImaigne being this retarded
>>736506551at a quick glance at the thumbnail i thought fox was doing the krillin yabba dabba doo face
>>736528508lol, you're mad. Do you think an underage would even know what or who Ferris Bueller is? It's Gen X core, and remember by Millennials and older Zoomers through it's frequent play on cable TV. But that time is over.The younger generation now uses the phrase "quirked up white boy, with a little bit of swag" to define such a character
>>736528547I just completely disagreeit has some hype moments sure, I can list some nice things but I just came away from that game feeling disappointed and angry as hell.
>>736527326>>736529047You're technically right but you're not seeing the bigger picture here: Ferris is a lame person's idea of a cool person. Film writers are usually lame Hollywood types which is where this archetype comes from>And the crazy thing is, it actually works on white girls. They see this dork and actually get wet. White girls look at pic related and start ovulating.Nigga what?>"quirked up white boy, with a little bit of swag"Grandpa... nobody actually says this, it's a meme
>>736530617>nobody actually says this, it's a memeContradiction. How can something be a meme if nobody says it?>Nigga what?What don't you get? White women think that archetype is sexy. Where is the confusion?>Ferris is a lame person's idea of a cool person. Film writers are usually lame Hollywood types which is where this archetype comes fromFerris Bueller resonated with a whole generation. If only Hollywood types thought he was cool, then he would be either unmemorable, or infamous. Like say Shadow the Hedgehog for example. He's infamous, because people think he's edgy(in the bad way) instead of cool.
>>736528863Took me a second>the shirt is interpreted as a huge gaping mouth
>>736516839Holy based
