The AVGN channel on youtube was created 20 years ago, the nerd released a lost episode to celebratehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09PdyvID56E
>>736509365Isn't this guy medically retarded?
>>736509365neat
>>736509365whoa did he get a hair transplant?
There were signs
Honestly disregarding the hair loss James aged relatively well
>>736509365I wish he would retire the character already. Have some self-respect. Get back some hair. He's not funny anymore. He never was a good actor, either. He was always carried by the one that actually played and like video games. You know who.
>>736509365This feels like a creepypasta.
>>736509365where did the no time go?
>>736509772and how will he provide for his family, then? you wouldn't suggest he should *gulp* get a real job?
>>736509861He could create something else but he's a little bitch and refuses to do anything else but the safe nerd.
Well fuck, it was all just nostalgia. This is just as awful and cringe as the modern ones.
>>736509365>20 years ago
>>736509951He used to and none of them caught on. Except Board James but that got bogged down in horror stuff.
>r/cinemassacretruth INSTANTLY dives into the thread to spam about their baldness obsession and other such reddit drama
>>736509772Dude is making atleast $10k a month. His not going to stop anytime soon.
I miss when YouTube was just people messing around and making home movies like this instead of a constant stream of near identical "influencers" staring blankly into ring lights, holding lapel microphones and making videos with titles like "We NEED to talk about _________" because an algorithm told them to.
>>736510218why ARE there so many people obsessed with whether and how much hair he's lost? do they not know people have less hair as they get older? are they stupid?
>>736509772He's been somewhat better lately, not nearly as awful as the past decade or so, and the fat fucks have either been demoted to behind the scenes or fired
>>736509861>just be a wageslave it means you have high social status when you suck your bosses dickLol, lmao
I miss being in middle school and laughing with my friends watching AVGN videos in the library.
>>736509772Even if Mike has a 10" cock, I still like James. His recent is not that bad. Not great, but entertaining. The noir and vampire themed episodes are good.
why is this tube nigger allowed here
>>736509365>20 years agJesus fucking christ I want to go back
>>736509772How can he retire the character? He doesn't have time.
Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
>rental review SOVL
>>736510319I miss that period of my life so fucking much.
>>736510085this is my favorite AVGN episode
>>736509772He wanted to after the movie because he thought it would launch his directing career, but then it flopped big time and he reluctantly went back to doing AVGN. It's not a coincidence that the quality in episodes dropped severely after the movie.
>>736509365What've you done with the last 20 years of your life/where did you end up?>Married>Homeowner>TeacherI'm exactly where I want to be and I'm exactly who I want to be. I love you guys.
>>736510218>>736510258Gen Z is utterly obsessed with baldness to the degree that you used to only see people in their 40s/50s who were actually going bald and were insecure about it. I have no idea why they constantly point it out like it's some shocking thing that older people go bald.
>>736509772>Get back some hairI don't think that's possible without hair transplants. He could just shave it all off though.
2006 was the year I graduated high school and was the last time I felt optimistic about life. Then the world turned into a total depressing faggot hellscape in 2008.
>>736509365Where did the hair go?
>>736510258>>736510218James is nearly 50 fucking years old. It's like who gives a shit if he's balding. It was fun for awhile in the early years but what's the point of it now. Truthers are fucked up.
>>736510694fucking chad thundercock over here actually graduating from high school
>>736510630>What've you done with the last 20 years of your life/where did you end up?Graduated high schoolGot a dead end jobAbsolutely no prospects or chance of success
>>736510632>that older people go baldThat's the thing, zoomers are going bald before they're 25. They're self conscious about it and make fun of others, but they're in the same boat as men in their late 40s and 50s.
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>>736510630I'm Canadian so I can't have any of that because even though I have two degrees the government decided that all my tax dollars would be better spent paying for Zelensky's new home in Paris and helping Gurpreet move his entire family over from India so that they can live off our pension system.
>>736509779So I wasn't the only one who felt that. Cursed video.
>>736510890too much microplastics in their DNA
These threads almost make me wish I didnt always hate youtubers even back in 2010
>>736510694I graduated 2008. Had a job for two weeks, the financial crisis happened and got fired. Haven't really worked since.
>>736510890That is just a filter, they're not actually balding.
>These are the people who have made it their life's mission to DESTROY James Rolfe
>>736510174The spiral into horror really annoyed me, with every episode more time got spent on some drawn out trope. I just wanted to see more old and unusual board games but James preferred to indulge in some trite split personality story
>>736511072Oh but they are. Zoomers age horribly. Millenials are all baby faced and have full heads of hair in their 30s while zoomers cause us to still get carded at bars because they look like they're in their 50s despite being under 21.
>>736509365assessories
>>736510085>James is growing a beard out so he can reenact this next Christmas
>>736510319>The Internet before 3rd worlders came online
>>736511232Moundan
>>736509365What the fuck AVGN is now 20 years?
Internet is dead4chan is deadWorld is near deadSomehow, AVGN still keeps on going
>>736511387>3rd worldersNo, normalfags are what ruined the internet.
>>736511670Normalfags and 3rd worlders all hit at the same time due to the mass adoption of smartphones.
>>736511670>>736511774And AI made it unusable.
>>736510319It's really weird how the first couple of years of youtube were both before the global financial crisis and mass adoption of smartphones. When you watch those old videos now it feels like you're watching something made in a completely different mindset, even though I personally watched those videos as they were coming out.
>>736511907I know what you mean. It felt like it was more about genuine self-expression as opposed to people chasing fame or trying to make easy money. It was also before they were bought out by jewgle.
>>736510630>Got out of school>dicked around with wagie jobs until I found a driving job I really like>gotten through 7 gfsAlthough the 7 gf's is the last 10 years
>>736510284that attitude only works if youre theoretically capable of holding a job but choose not to. james, however, is too autistic to stock shelves at walmart let alone take on any actual career.
>>736509365did he dub the game screen parts? it feels like nujames tryhard
>>736511774And normalfags did far, far more damage.
>>736512152He held a job just fine before he quit to do AVGN full time with screwattack. Why do you redditors always make shit up to seethe about anyone you don't like?
>>736510630>College>University>NEETdom for like 10 yearsGot my first job during COVID at age 35 as a stockboy because I ran out of inheritance money to support my widower father. Now I'm turning 40 this year and I'm a department manager at a grocery store and I boss a bunch of Indian guys around for a living while my dad is the NEET and watches SWAT on netflix and clickbait youtube videos all dayI love the guy but I'm kinda just waiting for him to die so I can jump into my own grave
>>736509365>I'm gonna fuck it with a lazer
>>736512312so 20 years ago? is that your argument?
>>736510694Lmao I was born in '05. I grew up on AVGN
>>736512461>he had a job 20 years ago but that means he can't have one now even though he's literally working at his job as a self-employed entertainer???
What's his best episode?
>>736512553It is truly horrifying to think that people who weren't even sentient when RE4 came out are allowed to post here.
>>736512620dick tracy
>>736510319>>736511387>The Internet before 2008We can NEVER go back.
>>736509406not everyone is cut out for med school.
Has he gone back to being good or even decent?The episodes leading up to the movie and so much of the stuff after has been awful
>>73650936520 years.. congrats nerd
>>736512461Do you really measure your self-worth on your potential to be a docile goyslave to someone higher in your caste system?
>>736510630got a PhD and six figure job, but no gf
>>736512383>I love the guy but I'm kinda just waiting for him to die so I can jump into my own graveWhat's what he thought about you while raising you.
>>736509365not to be gay but he was really cute
>>736512746We should ban anyone under 30 from posting on the internet. Let them lurk first.
>>736510319>category: gadgets and gamesDo you wish there were less vidya content online?
>>736510319Take it away spirit, I no long wish to see it.
>>736513310>Do you wish there were less vidya content online?Considering how bad it is nowadays, yeah I do
>>736513310Let's plays destroyed yt's video game category completely. Before you could find funny and cool gaming videos, but after that it was just eceleb crap all over the place.
>>736509365holy shit i can't remember him ever looking that youngunc moment
I wonder what other lost episodes are in the can waiting to come out.
>>736510630>college>good career>washed out>washed up>homeless>parents basementat least i tried and don't sit around daydreaming what if i hadend of the day just too emotionally unstable to support myself even with zogmaxxinggood luck bros
>all these late 30s early 40s anons with fucking college degrees acting like they have it toughjust get a job what the fuck
>>736510630I live on my own, got a nice job that pays well, got a car. Still no wife/kids though unfortunately. Im pretty sure that starting a family of my own isnt going to happen. Oh well, i tried at least. Not my fault almost all the women i crushed on ended up being a bitch.
>>736513918>just get a jobpretty hard to get anything worth working if you have a spotty work history and lack of references at this age, especially if you're also awkward which raises the flags for them to dig, then when you do find something you end up getting made fun of by people ten years your junior and that's not going to go well if you had issues in the first placein broader strokes, it gets exponentially harder to get up as you get older because people stop giving you the benefit of the doubt
>>736513918Jews gave all the jobs to retarded Indians to save money.
>>736514075that + the damage starts to show up physically, not brushing your teeth = missing teeth, bad hygeine? bacteria and irritants have destroyed your hair for life, bad diet? you're fat or have loose skin, too old to reliably work it offits a real horror show if you fall off the bus for an extended period of time at this age
>>736512209You're retarded and you don't know the mental depths of 3rd world people. They're almost as bad and destructive as troons.
>>736514075>you end up getting made fun of by people ten years your juniorlol who gives a fuck. unless they are actively preventing you from doing your job, you shouldn't give a shit what other people do or think. what are you, 20?>>736514157sounds like a bunch of skill issues left unchecked
>>736511774Smartphones have been one of the worst inventions ever. I hate being reachable 24/7. My parents call me every day about nothing. But when I'm actually spending time with my family on holidays, they are all looking on their phones and I have to drag them to do real activities. My job won't leave me alone after work hours. If I had a gf she'd probably want me to text her all the time and is another reason I avoid relationships. When I have to be somewhere I can't even be 1 minute fucking late anymore without getting 5 calls going WHERE ARE YOU. Everybody is dumber and more impatient. How do I go back.
>>736510616being attached to a persona for income has to be the second most hellish thing next to not having enough income. terrifying stuff.
>>736509406No need for medicine, he's naturally retarded
>>736510319The singer of the theme song is a shitload of motherfucking bullfuck and is why the theme song can't have words now.
someone post excerpts from his book
>>736514249Dude no one wants to stand around feeling like a cuck. Anyway the fact that you come to 4chan of all places to call common complicated issues "skill issues" and tell people to lift themselves up by their bootstraps is way more damning than any comment I could make.
>>736510078It wasn't funny but he stated it was never uploaded because of that. He actually had standards for the show at least.
>>736514249>sounds like a bunch of skill issues left uncheckedkind of the point of the phrase "falling off the bus"
>got married>left walmart after 25 years>won various channy-type awards>play video games for a living Its been a ball since 2006.
>>736514258It's easy, just don't have a cell phone. I tell everybody, "I'll get back to you when I get back to you" and the only issue it's ever caused was when I went to renew my license and the guy at the DMV said I had to wait outside for a call a few years ago. Told him I didn't have a cell phone and bugged him every 2 minutes until he let me in.Cell phones are the worst invention humanity has ever conceived.At my job I told them they needed to give me a phone if they wanted me to have a cell phone, they didn't want to, so they just gave up.
>>736514529>left walmart after 25 yearscongrats on finding the exit.
>>736514342If you weren't some zoomer, you would have been shit on by normalfags all throughout school for being a weirdo and learned that nobody but yourself and people important to you matter. there's no "complicated issue" surrounding normalfags. you ignore them and if they get in your way, you go around them until they do something worth reporting to upper management. and if they are being pricks then you go above them too or leaveit's not hard, your skin is just thin
>>736514258>I hate being reachable 24/7Same. There's almost no way to avoid being contacted nowadays.
>>736514645the complicated issues are the rest of the post and their confluence with social exclusion that you're conveniently forgetting to address because in reality you come here to just dump out a bunch of vitriol at the first opportunity regardless of context
>>736514615Or, hear me out, just turn your cellphone off. Lock it up in a drawer and forget about it.
>>736514620Thanks. I couldn't take the ridiculous shit from management and the ever changing corporate edicts. Making less than new hires was demoralizing on its own. My back is sawdust and really cant be on my feet for any long periods of time, which sucks because I love dancing...>>736514258Not really. Phones are great. Probably going to get one more PC then just do things via DeX as I'll probably be 60 at the time.
>>736514754Nope, tried that and it was always "KEEP YOUR PHONE ON!" and so I just gave up. The moment my parents said they wouldn't pay anymore, I decided I wouldn't have a phone anymore. They had to force it on me originally back when I was 17 anyway. Didn't even want one back then.Fuck cell phones, fuck phones in general. If I want to talk to somebody, I'll go meet them face to face.
>>736509365There were plenty of lines I didn't like here. He generally seemed so baffled he didn't know what to say. Still, it's nice to see some prick in his basement playing an old video game instead of going on a wacky adventure to fight Pepsiman.
why the fuck does he have a beard now? is he trying to distract from the fact that he's balding? it doesn't look good at all and he should just commit to being bald.
>>736515180Most people have beards now.
>>736511101grim and the likely fate of those no longer posting with us
>>736515237they look like shit with a receding hairline.
>>736510813The point is that he no longer looks like a generic movie nerd. He's balding and wears a short sleeved shirt exposing his arm muscles and tattoo. Part of producing a show is finding an actor that looks like the character, even if hair and makeup need to be applied to make that work.
Fucking faggot bald ass retard cuck
>>736510397I miss having no responsibilities and just being able to browse the internet when it was still good.
>>736510694As a gen Zer I get to relive your misery. They stole my childhood and now they want me to die for isreal, its like they groomed a whole generation of men with no purpose in life
>>736515180Every bald man copes by growing a beard.
>>736515391he should commit to one or the other. half assing both is retarded but i guess that kind of fits with his career trajectory so fuck it.
>>736515451But first a word from our sponsor.
>>736515386>and now they want me to die for isrealJust do your time and bring back an Iranian wife.
>>736515539Can't believe I used to drink this shit. Swapped it out for a cup of strong coffee in the morning and I've saved $100 a month and lost 20 of my 130lbs. I feel like a million bucks, fuck Onions Green.
>>736515680>110 lbanon.....
>>736509365nice
>>736515680wtf you sound like a stiff breeze would blow you away.
>>736509365I wonder how people have the confidence to ask their friend to record them making a video like this. It'd be one thing if it was on a tripod and you were trying alone, but to actually have someone stand in front of you silently for what could be hours while you impromptly ramble on about unfunny shit is so weird.
>>736515763>>736515819My company health plan incentivized me to lose weight, for every pound lost they contribute $10 to my FSA.
>>736515841oh yeah I forgot America is a clown country.
>>736509365You might not like it, but this is what peak sovl looks like. Just memorizing some bullshit Mike Matei wrote while bored and putting it on camera with a mix of fake frustration and fucking around attitude, completely in line with the character (which was always meant to be a loser rambling about inane bullshit from games few people cared about, hence "nerd") and certainly more refreshing than the overproduced stuff he made in recent times. Even a random ass nigga can write better episodes, case in point:https://youtu.be/byU-9WfJZno
>>736510630>graduated high school in '07>dropped out of college numerous times>eventually got my AS>worked several jobs>currently have comfy position with the state>when to several cons, traveled a bit, moved a few times>turn 30, health problems remind me of the existential dread of my own mortality>still no gfMeh, could be worse, I guess.
>>736510319>Video ResponsesMan that takes me back.I once made a cringey response video to Toonami getting cancelled and my whole class found out about it and made fun of me for months.
>>736515878
>>736515878Its not it's the worlds capital by attitude.
>>736515841Then gain weight, and lose it, then do it again.
>>736515828it would be awkward now because everyone is insincere and fake and thinks everything is cringe
>>736516017Unlocked: Infinite money hack
>>736516045This. Back in the day you could do stupid stuff with your friends and laugh about it. I tried to find the old YouTube videos my friends and I made, but they probably got taken down for inactivity. Teens and young adults just did this stuff back in the day, no cringe about it, it was just stupid funny.
>>736510630>was in 6th grade 20 years ago, so I dunno, playing games>graduated high school in 2012>went into the military>dad died of cancer>got kicked out of the militaryAnd now I've been an on and off NEET for the past 10 years, back to playing games.
>>736516074It's your duty to abuse a stupid system.
>>736515828>I make game reviews and I uh say "shit" and "ass" a lot. Trust me man, it's gonna be dope.>This shirt? I'm supposed to be like a "nerdy" guy. Because games are for nerds haha...
>>736515828Considering the man with camera is probably Mike, who came up with the character and did most of the early episodes as a joint venture, I don't think there was any vote of confidence involved.
>>736509406>Early adopter of YouTube >Other YouTubers become multimillionaires by doing fag sponsorships and off of ad revenue especially pre-2016 >This retard gives most of his earnings to retards that don't deserve it because "muh wife muh kids" Actual biggest retard. It hurts to say but he's a fucking dumbass.
James with a beard gives me "sober Eminem" vibes. I don't like it.
>>736516232James clearly doesn't really like games. The ones he gushes about the most are those based on movies. He's really a film buff type of nerd, not a gaming nerd.The Angry Video Game Nerd is truly just a character.
>>736509406He’s the balls on the dick
>>736510630zilch, zero, nada, nothing>quit school after 9th grade>haven't worked a day in my life, eked on by with disability pay>been a shut-in for the last 13 yearsI'm working on improving myself, like getting my teeth fixed, eating better and walking every day but it's been tough going so far, like the world's changed so drastically that I just can't keep up with it anymore. stay in school, kids.
>>736515386Look on the bright side, maybe you'll get sent to the China/Taiwan theater and get some nice tight sideways gook pussy like in Okinawa back in WW2.
>>736516352The real brains of the AVGN character can be attributed to Matt Mattei.
>>736515945Don't feel bad anon, we all did things we still cringe about :)
>>736511191Quite literally not the case at all but ok
>>736510630>went through school>went to college>was a NEET for a few years>was a tranny for a few years>am now an air traffic controllerlife got a way of workin out
>>736510630>engaged>looking to buy a house>wfh graphics designer so i barely have to do anythingIt could've been better but it also could've been worse.
>>736516447>stay in schoolI did, anon, but I didn't turn out much better. I had good grades, did everything I was supposed to, got a nice STEM degree, and all it got me was a lot of time wasted and a lot of worrying about tye future.
>>736515945>Made videos ripping off SuperMarioLogan back in 2008.>Friends found out, downloaded the videos and showed everyoneMy middle school years weren't very fun.
>>736514258>Smartphones have been one of the worst inventions ever.Correct. So glad that meta and youtube lost that addiction lawsuit so that more flood in and either bankrupt them and destroy social media for good or the government steps and tells them to knock it the fuck off forever. We've doing this shit for well over 16 years and has caused biblical societal degradation in every aspect of our lives. Literally zoomers are waking up in mass to the realization that they've wasted their early lives to this slave cattle device
>>736516345i mean riding full-on slim shady into his 50s would be the most pathetic self-defeating thing imaginable
>>736510630I was only 10 years old 20 years ago getting into my first online argument on a Zelda ForumSince then I>Made an album>Got a lil r*ntoid house in the Midwest>made a 4chud clone >am now about to receive some money for a car accident I will use to buy land and go off-grid with a well, solar pump, solar power, sheds and EBT where I will release my site this summer and get a lot of work done on my gameCan't wait to get done with it so I can roid out of my mind in Thailand
>>736516992true but I still don't like looking at him
>>736513639Let's Plays were since since they actually added to the base video game content and usually were games the let's player was either well acquainted with, so they could show off cool tricks and tips for playing the game. It's really the late let's player ethos circa 2015-now and streaming that made ecelebs the thing they are.
>>736515945Remember" "Reply girls"?
>>736509406Some level of special needs iirc. It's weird because when he's on script, everything looks great and he's very entertaining; but the second he's off script he turns into this.Mike and Kyle must have been doing some seriously heavy lifting.
>>736517253I still think it's weird that YouTube cracked down on that garbage hard but lets shit like react videos clog up the website now
People here make fun of AVGN to cope with the fact that they're scared of him because they think he will come to their house and beat them up while drinking beer. They don't realize he's playing a character and he didn't actually beat up Bugs Bunny.
>>736513126Great insight Ranjeesh.
>>736510630>Graduated Elementary, middle, high school and college and made of cool friends along the way>In the process of getting a PhD at the moment near the age of 30>Literally zero luck in getting a gfIt's mostly good I guess. Social situation sucks dick, but that's outside of my control really and I'm doing well for myself and it can always be worse. I just want to get out of this town though and never come back when I'm finished with my degree.
>>736517397careful, anonwherever you go, there you are
>>736517253She wasn't a reply girl, but HannahMinx was my favorite Youtube slut. Had many a childhood wanks to her.
>>736517493didn't she go to japan and do porn?
>>736517493>unironic satanist>essentially identical religious beliefs to Epstein & palsWhy are women like this?Is it because men are simps that Epstein keeps getting away with it? He can't.
>>736509365>Lost episodeI remember seeing this on his site back in the day
>>736517343He seemed pretty normal on Mike and James Mondays
>>736517639No, she did a couple shot-in-states gravure DVDs, but they didn't sell for shit (they were uploaded pretty much immediately after release online) so never had the avenue to do smut.She disappeared in 2013 and hasn't been heard from since. Some people occasionally hack her channels and post shit but nothing provable.
>>736517363Because back then people still had basic quality standards and so youtube was afraid it'd hurt their brand image. Today standards are so far through the floor they're hovering somewhere just above Satan's head so they don't give a shit. We live in a time where people will argue that Kpop Demon Hunters is the greatest animated movie of all time.
>>736517660It's probably because he's with Mike and he can bounce off him easily. He did a podcast with the slobs which was absolute garbage because he can't come up with interesting commentary on the spot.
>>736517467I mean that's true, but sometimes a clean break from a place does help you re-invent yourself and do things you never thought of doing before and meeting new people along the way.I'd also just be content to meet people I can chat with about video games or any other of my interests.>>736517639Gravure stuff where she just shows off her bod. I know Applemilk1988 did the same thing.
>>736517643Eve eating that damn apple.
>>736509951>He could create something elsehe triedall suckedhis only stable source of income is LARPing as "Matei"
>>736517660In his autobiography he talks about being diagnosed and on the spectrum. He's pretty high functioning, but definitely retarded.
SHITLOAD OF ASSASSLOAD OF FUCK
>>736517493MissHannahMinx was pure SEX. There was a picture going around of her being nude but it was probably photoshop. She just went permanently offline one day and i have no idea what happened to her.
>>736517810Success literally means pedononce kiddie scranner and women call everyone who doesn't meet those expectations losers nigga wtf?
>>736517848He used to piss and shit himself in class. Even for a sperg, that's pretty next level.
>>736509365>>736509779>>736510938This video is AI
>>736517927Does he mention this in his book?
>>736517827>monstercock Mike is half the size of that kike slob.How the fuck do you even get that fat? That seems like a lot of work, like having to eat nearly every minute of the day.
>>736511774Translation technology has amplified it in recent years. Before, ESLs had to have a decent grasp of English before posting on English sites. Now they can MTL everything. This is a problem when there's a mistranslation, they take things literally, or they don't understand certain saying. I've seen so much damn eceleb drama in recent years particularly in vtubing because some SEA doesn't understand a basic figure of speech.
>>736518064Eats a shitton of foreskins.
>>736517724Long story short she married a canadian indie director guy and removed herself from the internet, she lives in canada, she got kids, they got a realtor website and does stuff.also she is thankful that she didnt went the way of porn as a certain south african womanhttps://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/1rikw7l/remember_hannah_minx_this_is_her_her_husband_today/Also THE WALL BROTHER
>>736517643keep saying it
>>736518064the starving goyim on his plantation are ordered to be constantly giving a supply of jelly donuts in a queue while the piggie bounces up and down with glee
>>736518154>the wallNot really. If she didn't have that stupid dyke haircut she'd actually still look decent
>>736518218Also her husband trooned out, because canada is one of hell's secondary hellgates
>>736518154>>736518218This is how every alt/scene/emo girl turned out btw
>>736518202>oh I'm finna keep sayin it wyboi I'm cummin fo dat ass nexc*cuck silence*
>>736518154There's no fucking way that's her on the right. How did she go from the hottest girl on Youtube to the most generic Starbucks dyke?
>>736509406>>736509365>>736517343>>736517660
>>736518064If he didn't eat the whole company snack bar, someone else would have
>>736518313Canada, thats why.I hope 4chan never discovers Boxxy's fate, is going to be a huge hit.Seriously, the world went to hell after 2012
>>736518154Would've preferred not to know this
>>736518154Damn that's grim.
>>736510218Aren't like 2/3rd of men, especially crackers bald? Even as someone who lost quite a bit of hair, no woman really made fun of me for it.>But what do they thi-I don't give a shit.
>>736518154Typical Satanists
>>736518335what the fuck he looks like he's trying to eat the juice.
>>736518154I pray daily for the end of Canada.
>>736510319I dont. 2006 for me was rather painful, but it was a humbling time from my previous selfish attitude. I worked hard and I was in a completely different place by the end of the year.
>>736518459Das crackas rajeshCome and say dat to my face in Wigartha, monI'll teach you da way of da wigga rasta
>>736510319Jesus Christ in Heaven, someone get a time machine and reset everything back to that era for at least 25 yearsFuck 2007
>>736518639>Someone actually got offended that I said crackerlmao
>>736518057Not him, but I don’t remember that from when anons were posting excerpts. The big thing was him having a meltdown on the short bus because the driver made some joke about genitals.
>>736518728Why? It was just another year.
>>736516585Mike only wrote some episodes and sometimes served in a “producer” capacity. But it may be fair to say that James was inspired by his friendship and collaboration with Mike.
>>736518753should be using the other C word if you wanted to be more accurate,Commie
>>736518459Barring radiation sickness, it's hereditary based on the mother's family genetics. It's just bullshit these redditors do. They decide they don't like James/AVGN so they hyperfixate on his hair genetics and make up scenarios where they can justifiably attack him for whatever reasons. They do the same thing to the Ghost Adventures show because they decided they didn't like the frontman. Just fabricating entire scenarios and life stories for anyone they're slighted by.
>>736518753Do you really think that guy is offended? Are you retarded? They're clearly memeing. What the fuck is going on here
>>736510218Rekt living rent free in your head
>>736509365Yeah, this feels like he's forcing himself to be critical of it instead of trying to learn piano, which let's be real why the fuck would he care to learn piano for a single episode, but it's so forced it really wasn't worth publishing.20 years of this motherfucker is insane, I'm glad he's still at it, I laughed my ass off at his stuff, if not just for the vulgar jokes.
>>736519207As soon as he said "I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", a legend was born.
I'm surprised he didn't sue the hit squads calling him king chud in 2016 when he said Ghostbusters looked bad. 10 years of consumer shaming and they're STILL DOING IT
>>736518154I'm going to pretend I did not see this and go on with my life.
>>736519249Honestly, yeah, what a crazy reaction to a simple game.
>>736518154based on what? The 2nd and 3rd images don't even look like her. The first one is from 2013 or so.
>>736517343You should read his book it's very insightful. His new book is... Kek. He wrote a spooky story but man i can't even cover it all here it's just funny he operates in a very obvious box
>>736519472The 2nd image is her "husband" after surgery, the 3rd is her.Canada is a evil place, thats why bret hart is from there.
>>736510298It was discovered that pic Mike posted was someone else's cock and he was just bullshitting. Plus you'll see the dick is in front of the measuring tape so it's a perspective trick too.
>>736519652>Canada is a evil place, thats why bret hart is from there.t. Gay magazine aficionado.
>>736519652Again, based on what? What proof is there? What verification?
>>736510248this
>>736510616props for going after his dream, anyway. too bad he ruined it by having a black guy cuck him in it
>>736514936holy BASED
>>736509365mmMMmmMMmm
>>736519775kek
>4 short sweet minutes of videoImagine if he made this review today, holy fuck>starts with the soulless 8-bit AVGN song>instantly cuts to james with the worn out hat trying to hide his baldness doing an sponsored shit for 2 minutes>once the ad finally ends it cuts to james sitting in the couch in the exact same spot as the past 5+ years with the exact same static angle that he's too lazy to move or unable to because this dumbfuck duck taped the lights and mics to the ceiling and he is now filming in a small garage that is trying to mimic the old nerd room>he makes absolute sure the video is at least 20 minutes long for the youtube ad revenue even though he has nothing interesting or funny to say>we all stare at his massive bald forehead while he tries to be funny and failing misserably>time to do the forced exagerated "rant + laugh!" WHAT THE FUCK??? YOU ARE SHOOTING DUCKS WITH A PIANO!!! NINTENDO... DID... A PIANO... THAT SHOOTS DUCKS! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING HAHAHA I NEVER IN MY WILDEST DREAMS WOULD'VE EVER IMAGINED SHOOTING DUCKS WITH A MOTHERFUCKING PIANO HAHAHAHAHA">you know the restMy biggest complain with new AVGN other than the fact he tries to waste 20 minutes of your time for a video with no ideas just to get his shekels, is that he flanderized his own character to the ground. Notice how he always starts angry by deault in every video, while in the old ones he starts having fun or trying to have fun with some vidya. Fucking cuckold. Movie sucks btw.
>>736517660on his rental reviews he had nothing interesting to say, despite movies being his real interest
>Gaming Historian also retiredIn the end, only James and Mike will be left of the original Youtube Gamer era
…video games?
Did anyone notice he's trying to shoot down the targets in the bass clef by pressing notes in the treble clef range?
>>736520392I can't always stomach mike, especially not with modern games but when he's just playing SNES/NES shit (or rarely atari) he's a great watch. I wish he would make youtube videos, but I know they're way more effort for less money.
>>736520454Yes, we already established he's retarded.
>>736520490If you don't get sponsors out the ass then streaming is a better deal. No sponsor would ever entertain the idea of giving Mike money since he's a racist and says cum every 5 minutes.
>>736509406Yes he's an above average American
>>736509772The viewer?
>>736509365makes me wonder if this was an early draft of the episode and they made similar ones of the old videos before they filmed the final takes. i can see why they didn't finish this one, but i enjoyed seeing it.
>>736510891Nothing wrong with ai redditor
>>736517892she is married and with kids...There is some schizo on instagram trying to spina rrat about her being kidnapped and such but he is very married and living a good life with some rich dude. Only shoeonhead is still trying to be egirl after marriage.
>>736520712>ai redditor Fuck those guys.
>>736518420I looked up pictures of her and she is still cute.
>>736518313She was know about changing personalities whatever it was comfortable for her. Before being goth slut she used to be a smoking fetishist retard in some irc channel decades ago, you can find her old videos from that time around, it's basically she smoking and saying some random french bullshit.
>Hannah MinxReminds me of this gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkgNNAJMvbsThe past is another country.
>>736517493good lord she still makes my dick very jinxy
>>736509779>>736510938Feels more like gay porn honestly, with how often James will look directly into the camera with a blank expression while Mike (presumably) zooms in on his face.
>>736518154what the fuck
>>736521173All that gay porn you watched is finally paying off.
>>736517493she was so hot
>>736518154Why is everything in the world so gay and retarded?
>>736521252No, it's like if I actually watched gay porn that is what I think it would look like. I don't really watch any gay porn, ha-ha!
>Child or adult?>Well, child obviously.
>>736521412jews
>>736521327Big, bouncing tits are the greatest gift god ever gave us
>>736517493>>736521327>>736521535I miss her so much.
>>736521484kek, massive self own
>>736510630>high school then college>developer for the past 10 years>lived in (and been kicked out of) various places>currently living on my parents' to save for a home becuase of lolflation>wfh>lifting>no gfit could be worseit could also be betternext year I'll probably get my own place since I'm saving so much, this year is the beach episode equivalent or something
>>736509406Only thing I know about him is apparently he funded a movie or porno his wife wanted to star in, and he wasn't the love interest. Which spawned all those memes of him for years.
>>736510258Genz is hair locked. They consider you finished or felted if you have any baldness at all, whatsoever. I think its a side effect of all the chemicals in the water making them bald early so they're really sensitive to it.
>>736521656>I think its a side effect of all the chemicals in the waterOr stress.
>>736521764Something tells me the generations that lived through World Wars had slightly more stress than social media addicts.
>>736521764That too. They're sure as fuck no living during the 90s or early 2ks when life was easy and simple.
>>736521840stress as defined by reality.But the issue is reality doesn't really matter, and someone can hallucinate stress or their situation as so serious it can be seen as stressful physiologically.People are literally so sheltered that they imagine their own stress and create health problems. It's fucking crazy, honestly.
>>736521840Well, we're going to live through a World War now, so let's see what happens.
>>736521913You will collectively collapse into the fetal position kek
>>736510630>marriedAnd that's it. Not a father yet, but I'll get there.
>>736509365i miss that apartment, bros
>>736520454Yes. Part of the reason this wasn't a great episode is he didn't try very hard to actually play the game, instead just hoping that it would be weird enough on its own.
>>736510319>Video responseskek, forgot that was a feature back then.
>>736522137It's evident of the stuff he started correcting around 2008/2009, where a lot of his very early episodes are just him deliberately being retarded and ignoring what the game says or pushes you to, karate kid is a good example he deliberately walks into pits and shit. This is just like that, makes sense he didn't post this.
>>736522137It’s interesting that there’s no script and he’s kind of just ad libbing in front of the camera. I wonder if any real episodes started like that
>>736509365James genuinely made my life happier by giving us AVGN, I'm glad that it's still a thing.
>>736510319>star ratings>video repliesIt still feels like this "old youtube" was 3 years ago rather than 15+. Everything after 2012 feels like a blur to me
>>736522326I can't say that I enjoy most of the stuff that came out after the movie (movie included), but god damn AVGN and Cinemassacre as a whole really was one of my favorite things growing up. I rewatch so much of his shit constantly.
>>736521958I don't know. I'm an accelerationist, so I've been waiting for this for a while.
>>736522137It feels like a very rough draft for an episode, probably realised early they couldn't come up with enough funny jokes for a full video and just dropped it. They revisited some of this in the NES acessories video I think, like shooting ducks with a piano
>>736510319God I miss when websites were designed with desktop computers in mind. Everything being designed around smartphones and tablets made everything so gay and lifeless.
>>736518154
>>736517363The react shit brings in a shitload of ad revenue. Ad revenue wasn't really a thing back in the reply girl era, so they just did what would be best for users and got rid of them. Reply girls would 100% be allowed and promoted in today's youtube landscape. Hell, some of these react channels basically are reply girls.
>>736511387>before "social media"FTFY
>>736510630Happy for you, anon. Also how the fuck did you afford a house on a teacher's salary?
>>736522584Youtube was part of the first wave of social media.
>>736518154It would have been less depressing if she just had gone into porn instead
>>736509365Cope
>>736511101>homeless autist What makes him think he's in any position to laugh at James?
>>736522751Redditors, like their jewish masters, are incapable of self awareness.
>>736522867Reddit hates Jews even more than 4chan does.
>>736522912>JOk Moishe
>>736522191It definitely seemed like his NES accessories video or even something like Karate Kid. There just wasn't much of a punchline here, though. Just playing a weird video game and recording for a bit.
>>736522949Why We Capitalize Jew (and Not iranian)
>>736523021Beep boop.
>>736516369>balls on the dick
>>736522975I mean that's why he literally says exactly that in the description.>It wasn't very good and I didn't have enough to say about it to make a video of it, which is why I instead included the piano in the NES accessories video later on, this was just leftover footage that I figured some people might be interested in, and the 20th anniversary seemed like a good time to post it
>>736509406He might be a little slow in the mind but Truthers are infinitely more pathetic. They still bring up and discuss 15+ year old drama like the Cheetahmen scandal and other things that are basically huge nothingburgers because they envisioned James as an infallible God who can’t ever make a mistake and refuse to let it go
>>736521327>>736521535skinny and with huge tits, she was a middle finger too all the witches screaming about unrealistic bodies
>>736523021Here we call them kikes
>>736523074I figure I can make a joke about that headline after screencapping it and posting it on /int/ about 10 years ago.
>>736523202The reddit screencap itt is a real eye opener. These are homeless drug addicts who make fun of a successful childhaver to cope with their own horrible existence.
>>736523302What do you call black people? Keep in mind racism outside of /b/ is against the rules.
>>736523341He already called you a kike, you dumb baiting faggot.
>>736523341I call them niggers you pestiferous kike
>>736523409No, you call them Avril Lavigne.
>>736523305I searched that string with quotes and found nothing. You’re hallucinating, bot-kun.
>>736522637social networks =/= social media
>>736523323That’s how all snarkposter types are. On the other end where it’s female celebs they gossip about it’s all obese women or trannies
When is it too late to go on minoxidil bros. I’m only in my mid twenties and have easily lost around 30% of my hair already.
>>736523558It's black and white in the original. The exact string posted shouldn't come up with anything. One of my student's was randomly capitalizing some races but not others, and I wanted to show her the rule for that.https://www.cjr.org/analysis/capital-b-black-styleguide.php
>>736523613Would you rather have 70% of your hair or 0%?
>>736518154post the fucking link you pussy ass nigga
>>736521327why hasn't there been a replacement slut stepping in to fill her youtube niche? OF too profitable?
>>736510085when he blows the Wii and the disc, that just cracks me up
>>736520454I found it even more hilarious that the 'game' actually had a 'you're just mashing keys at random, git gud' message.If this was a modern Wii U/Switch labo-tier musical tutor, you'd get 10/10 ratings and clapping hand sounds regardless of inputs.
>>736525037Modern Goytendo would never make this product because it treats you like a human being instead of an infantilized slave.
>>736517389>he didn't actually beat up Bugs BunnyThen why did the video show him doing that?
>>736510568was the other Ghost Handsome Tom?
>>736518154>Wrong Flair, this isn’t Drama. They can present how they want, and if they are happy, then that’s far better than if you posted this to be anti-trans. I’ll give the benefit of the doubt here, but please be respectful. TYSM
>>736510630>graduated college>abandoned all my lifelong friends because "eh whatever, I can surely get new friends down the line">never got to be half as close to someone else ever since>uni>first year was fine, subsequent years I phoned in as I realized this isn't what I wanted to do but kept on it due to sunk cost>covid happens and delays my graduation>got a job due to father connections>could have climbed the ladder there, instead I slacked so when the contract expired I was sent off>got another job, now on my own merit>got fired due to corpo bullshit>neet for a year now>got a car>during covid>sell car>luv sweets, luv alcohol>became pre diabetic and super weak to alcohol, from drinking a bottle in 3 days to dying in 3 shots>started hating all my favorite past hobbiesBut hey I've got an 9060XT so at least I can play new vidya in 4k *boots up NFSU2 for the 5615656487th time*
>>736526464>luv sweetsFembrain. Very sad. Many such cases.
>>736516245>do fag sponsorship>hurr durr he is a retarded shill sellout>give money to your loved ones>hurr durr he is retardedI'm glad faggots like you will never accomplish anything.
>>736518154Holy fucking shit man...so the dude became a tranny and shes a bulldyke now? What the fuck happened? Also those guys in the comments talk like absolute fags.
>>736509365>20 years
>>736510630>graduated elementary, middle, high school and college>got into med school. Passed STEP 1. Dropped out immediately after >medicine is not for me, hate people. Of course now 6 figures in school debt>STEM degree actually comes in handy, become a scientist in the Deep South>married>home and land owner>about to be a dadOverall breddy good, especially considering I was one pull away from blowing my brains out 5 years ago
>>736509406Wow rude way to start out the thread dipshit
>>736527439He is actually literally retarded doebeit.
>>736509365well that was a shitload of fuck
>>736510630
avgn was entertaining at the start because he shared his mostly reletable past traumas and experiences playing shitty games as young jamesyou can clearly notice the massive drop in quality the longer it went on and it's so formulated and forced it lost all it's charm
>this is work>this is fun!That was exactly what I imagine how tendie talk
>>736510630>incel>live with mommy>unemployed (maybe unemployable)I got diagnosed with autism as an adult so I'm not even mad about it, I just wasn't meant for this world. I actually enjoy my life a lot more now than I when I was younger and tried hard to fit in. As long as I'm not homeless or some shit I don't care about success.
>>736518154People made it sound like her disappearance off the internet was something more wholesome. Sure doesn't look like "she's married with kids now" to me.>her husband trooned out and she became a pierced probably tatted up lesbianNext you're tell me she got a breast reduction too.
>>736509772Sup Mike!
>>736510630Got married, then divorced, then married again. Have a nice carreer, looking to upscale the house in the next few years. I should have spent more time practicing drawing, my anatomy still sucks.
>>736528202Carl Edwards disappeared for years hidden at his bunker ICBM house only to come back recently because he was fed up with racing.Sean Connery locked himself at his castle for years til he semi unretired himself before he passed away before filming skyfall since he was going to be Craig's groundskeeper and former agent
Wtf is he doing with the pens in the end? Snorting them? Why? There wasn't any lead up to that joke, he was talking about lasers just a second before it.
>>736510630>Graduated HS>Graduated College>Couldn't find a job so I started my own business>Bought a house>Got married>Gonna start trying for a kid soonI made it a lot further than I thought I would.
>>736528504>before he passed away before filming skyfallHe was a little late considering that movie released 8 years before his death.
>>736510630Fuck you
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When did he peak for YOU personally?
>>7365300922008
>>736509365We will never have them all 4 again and that genuinely depresses me
>>736510630Absolutely fucking nothing. Shitposting and vidya the whole 20 years.
>>736509365the part when the game called him a dumb casual was pretty funny
>autosageWell rip.
>>736530449>frogposters enter>no one exits
>>736510630Normalfags leave.
