Is Chris a virgin? I don't see it.
No, he had sex with Piers
>>736514789Wouldn't surprise me honestly
Semen retention increases your T levels
He probably had sex in high school and then never thought about it again because that's what grown men do with their lives that matters, not having sex.
He fucks Mia nowadays
yes, but that shouldn't matter as long as claire's one too.
>>736514789No, he really pounded that boulder.
>>736515032>"Hey Mia">You know I killed a girl who looked exactly like you>I shot her with like 100 bullets from a machine gunMost women would get insanely turned on by some shit like this
>>736514789Of course not, he banged jill.
>>736514789Why is he so popular with the gay community?
>>736515387he's hunk
>>736515387look at him
>>736515380NO! They're just really good platonic friends!
>>736515380Why would he have sex with Leon’s wife?
>>736515387He’s a bara AKA BIG UGLY MUSCLED MAN
>>736514789He is infertile, he knows sex for the purpose of recreation and not procreation is a sin
Had sex with a highschool sweetheart, realised vagina does nothing for him.Dick don't work so good after he roided up, but he's a mega powerbottom slut for the biggest cocks anyway.It doesn't even count as sex if his back isn't getting blown out and he needs to wear BSAA diapers for the next mission.
>>736516254BSAA are the baddies now
>>736515380Nah, they're just good friends, haha. He would never want Jill to continue the Redfield bloodline.
>>736514789he's made by sexless japs so yes
>>736515387Why wouldn't a perfectly serviceable manly hunk be popular among guys who are exclusively into men and masculinity?
>>736515380They're like brother and sister, you sick fuck!
>>736516117He's very handsome actually.>t. the gay
>>736515380I still think they are adorable together>>736516549How else are they gonna bs the Real Wesker surviving the Volcano.
Chris is the type of man who pushes you towards whatever most fitting person while vouching for you. AKA a total fucking bro. I don't see him as a gay but fags are free to fantasize about him, it don't matter to me.
>>736515380>>736518125didn't chris and jill bang in the romero script?for me? it's both of them having their sexual experiences with each other.
>>736516117>uglyYou don't have to call yourself that anon.
>>736514789He fucks so many women
>>736517383And Leon and Sherry were like father and daughter and that didn't stop capcom from implying Leon is jack hammering sherry's pussy daily with his sweaty trt body on top of her.
>>736514789He 100% hooked up with Jill right after the mansion incident. In REmake she rests her head on his shoulder.
>>736519675they at the very least should've had post trauma sex
>>736519675Chris missed the signals.
>>736519675In the original game they hold hands
>>736514789his seed is all inside sheva
>>736514789He's impotent from steroid use.
There's no way Chris wasn't hittin every piece of ass in his squad
>>736515387Any muscular character gets popular by gays. But personally I always liked the boring background muscular guys. Main character hunks are too established and canon to be interesting.
>>736514789Unlikely. Gays are extremely promiscuous.
>>736515387because residentfags didn't gatekeep enough
>>736515014Masturbating and ejaculating frequently lowers your chances of getting prostate cancer, however, sitting down for a long time increases it.
>>736514789>Is Chris a virgin?No, he’s very turned on at the thought of Leon knocking Claire up.
>>736514789I don't know how you don't see it. He screams shonen protagonists aka "autistic and always has his focus somewhere else so he never gets the hint that someone is into him"DESU he looks like he'd be a really sweet husband but not actually be good at sex.
>>736515380oh absolutely
>>736524926coomer nonsense, just admit you can't stop jerking off. none of us can
>>736516031>spreading this retarded schizophrenic theory even after Leon and Jill still have had no canon interactions
>>736525183He's... just like me... thank you
>>736514847fpbp
>>736514789
>>736525457For your sake, I hope you're kidding.
I've got a friend like Chris and he's definitely not a virgin but only got a wife because this woman roped him into it.
>>736525795>he's definitely not a virgin but only got a wife because this woman roped him into itWhat's she like?
>>736519597>Leon and Sherry were like father and daughterWtf no they weren't
>>736526252Actually not that bad. Bossy, but not without humor. But if not for her I doubt he'd ever get married. Gym, work and hiking that's all he does nowadays and she managed to wiggle in there.
>>736525739I am thanks
>>736514789Yes because he’s a video game character and physically can’t have sex.
>>736521690This is a blue board what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>736524391Ain't nobody callin' for you, nigga.
>>736514789Apparently he just likes them young. https://youtu.be/CMR6TjqjO_c?si=sECDhNxElAUCusBY&t=37
>>736514789He's just into young girlshttps://files.catbox.moe/uzy346.mp3
>>736525329If I was Chris we would've never made it to the ship
>>736526726
>>736526701Jill Valentine? Moar liek Jell(y) Valentine, amirite?
>>736526324People think so cause of the ending of 2Remake.
>>736526698>retcon and downplay jill's boyfriend picture on her desk>cut out dialogue of chris flirting with someone elsethis is literally some japanese idol autism where their main characters can't be seen as "taken" isn't it?
>>736514789Didn't he already fucked rebecca before re1
>>736526878>this is literally some japanese idol autism where their main characters can't be seen as "taken" isn't it?It seems like in the 2000s, Capcom went out of its way to scrub the characters of their personalities because these characters are a brand. Maybe there was a change in management because in the mid-90s, Capcom would have all these promos for RE in gaming magazines, and it gave the characters a lot of personality because they couldn't fit it in the games. Like, did you know that Chris was lazy behind the scenes or that Wesker likes football?https://www.projectumbrella.net/bio-hazard-complete-capture-manual.html
>>736515387>Why is RE so popular with the trans/woman community?
>>736527125that one villain from Resident Evil Dead Aim
Reminder about best, and only, dad in franchise
>>736527115unrelated but this reminds me of the PC port controversy for yakuza or was it judgment? basically some agency for the actor was being real autistic about it, jap culture can be real fucking weird sometimes
>>736527393Judgement, they were afraid being on PC would make it easier to rip his model
>>736514789>Is Chris a virgin?No he had non stop sex with Wesker multiple times in his office until their messy break upThen he found Piers and would fill him up constantly until he diedThen he started fucking Ethan during their special training. This is why Ethan never realized Mia got replaced, he was too busy getting his moldussy dicked down by Chris.Now he's married to Leon and they fuck every night.
>>736514789He smashes all the time. Boulders and rocks mainly
>>736527450I wonder how these agencies are handling all the genAI stuff nowadays
>>736527683Pissing and shitting themselves while shouting at their underlings most likely.
>>736526726Why were the character designs in this game another level of batshit insane from any other RE?
>>736528570That's not crazy even by capcom standards
>>736527241Turns out he wasn't the father.
>>736527241>only dad in franchisezoom zoom
>>736515387Because.
>>736514789>Is Chris a virgin?Depends. Does having anal sex with other men count as losing your virginity?
>>736514789Only as far as women are concerned
>>736517383Those are "fuck me" eyes, if ever Ive seen them.
>>736515387>conventionally attractive male>"Why is he popular among men who are into men?"Gee golly I wonder.
>>736517383What is this from?
>>736529186>Barry was 38 in RE1>he was the old uncle character>I'll be 38 in 3 yearsFuck
>>736517383Nigga's gay for not tearing that shit up
>>736529483he's retired now
>>736515387In addition to his looks, his personality also played a part.
>>736526698That is why him and Rebecca is the only true pairing and the fanbase refusing it is just plain retarded
He's humped his husband many times.
>>736515428No, he´s Chris
>>736529778Isn't he just Maverick from Top Gun? Oh...wait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okyLAKclleo
>>736529913That he has.
The real question is if anyone has fucked Claire yet
>>736530586Go away, Chris.
I work with a guy who's 32, Christian, tall, pretty handsome, sociable and polite. I've talked about setting him up with some of our single co workers or asking him what he likes and he's always been awkward on that one subject. One day randomly admitted to me he's still a virgin and values sex only after marriage, so he's not actively seeking a girl at the moment. I'm not judging, but I did find it bizarre. Besides him being awkward about the subject of dating itself I never would have pegged him as a virgin. He looks like a slightly skinnier Chris with nicer hair.
>>736530894Maybe he hasn't found who he thinks is right for him? Or perhaps with how things are in terms of dating. It could be a hassle to manage. I still yet to ever have a relationship let alone date someone in my life. I worry about too many things.
>>736530894He's just like me, except for the tall, pretty, handsome and sociable parts.
>>736514847No its was the boulder first
>>736531053Maybe. I want to stress that he's a likeable, popular guy. He is as polite and sociable with women as he is guys, and I've seen women enjoy his company enough to want to be around him. He's a genuinely good dude. But I just think, at 32, you should at least try to start losing it. I'm 35 and lost mine at 20, thinking I was behind the times. However, I think a lot of people are losing their virginity later these days. Dating seems tough and the cost of living isn't making it any easier. >>736531107I'm a short, so-so looking guy. I've had an active and happy romantic life just by being friendly and talkative. Don't let height and looks stop you from talking to people. You can improve your social skills.
>>736530894Some people develop and retain morals into adulthood and aren’t plagued with temptation. Instead of judging them, strive to be like them.
>>736517383Jill should've slap that fist away and pull him in for a kiss
>>736514789chris fucked every girl in the series, bro
>>736531432>However, I think a lot of people are losing their virginity later these days. Dating seems tough and the cost of living isn't making it any easier.My point exactly. Relationships while wanted they are a heavy cost and with the way things are it's tough to even take care of yourself. Let alone others.>>736531432.>I think a lot of people are losing their virginity later these days.I'm in my late 20s and I haven't lost mine. Even if I were so bold just to hook up. It's just not worth it my eyes. STI rates have been going up and now there's superbugs going around. Not to mention contraception. While yes I would use protection no matter what and getting tested. I think I'm better off staying clear for now. At least till I have my shit together.
>>736532175I get where you're coming from. Sex can be fun with the right person but miserable with the wrong one. I've been through both. Add in all the economic drama and it can definitely wreak havoc. But thanks for sharing your experience with me. I do hope you meet someone someday. Companionship can be hard to find but is absolutely worth it. Good luck out there, anon.
>>736532339Thank you for listening, anon.
>>736529475Death Island.
>>736514847Yup
>>736514789Algun dia, Chris...
Why doesnt Chris continue the Redfield bloodline himself?
>>736525450>the CG films that Capcom has confirmed as canon are not canon because I say soAnon is a retard, news at 11
>>736536257>Crapcom said...lol
>>736536180Jill doesn't have a dick.
>>736517383why is he so gay?
>>736536180he's a fag. Every hole on jill's body would be leaking my semen if I have my way
>>736536180
>>736514789hes gay which is why the redfield bloodline dies with him
