>create the most perfect balance patch to a game made by chinks>add a skill element (folding) and retard punishment (furiten) to the game >rules haven't changed for a centuryWhy aren't you playing riichi mahjong?
I've reached tenpai
>>736516313Who says I'm not?
>>736516313That hand you posted in the last thread didn't seem like it was very good unless you had dora.
>>736516313Dog shit hand. Time to do an akagi and cheat
>>736516313i tried it after watching saki but it didnt make my tits any bigger, i feel lied to.
mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefitt. adeptchad
>>736516469It was a sanmenchan with ittsu takame on 9s?
I'm literally Washizu Iwao
>>736516313I can only tolerate mahjong when I'm drunk and surrounded by friends. Mahjong is a piece of shit.
>>736516313What do you mean there’s no folding in regular mahjong? Can’t you still just look at their discards and try not to deal in?
which game lets you do this
I dislike the dora mechanic, it feels like the bad kind of expansion powercreep.Push for a hard hand and miraculously pull out a win? ManganTanyao but you had dora and get some ura dora? BaimanI also have only played online and I got used to the qol shit so I'm afraid I'll spill spaghetti everywhere in real life play
>>736516809The problem is there's no furiten so in chinkjong you can discard your winning tile to win directly off another player who thinks it's safe.
What's /d/'s opinion about demonic mahjong?
>>736516525TSK. TSK. TSK. TSK. TSK.[random observer] Hmm? Hu-uh? This kid... What the hell is going on?>[Narrator] Tenpai. Anon-kun manages to reach tenpai by consecutive draws<This kid... Who does he think he is? Playing such a shitty Mahjong that is complete amateurish. I'll show him what real mahjong is like!<Riichi!<[inner thought] How's that you brat! Let's see how that facade of yours crumbles when put under pressure...>You really are an idiot, aren't you Reddit-san?<Huh? What the hell is your problem? A shitty brat like you-TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA>Ron.
>>736516995Kino.
>>736516885And in Chinese mahjong, even if someone else deals in, you still have to pay
*kans your dora discard* :3c
>>736518164Thank you I needed the tileshift
>>736516995zawa
>get yakuman ready early on>don't riichi of course>round draws out without the tiles I needed showing up oncecuck game
Play mahjong AND fuck bitches? My two favorite passtimes!
>>736518431Mahjong hags owe me sex
>>736518292Deserved it
>>736516885this is better than slop furiten lmao
>>736516995aaaaIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736519029mad cause can't read your final shape
>>736516995Absolute zawa
>>736516838Dora I feel is only an issue with red 5's since it puts too many dora in the game, but unless you're playing locally gambling actual money who the fuck cares about having more funny dora tiles. Ura dora is a nice benefit for keeping your hand closed and riichi'ing even when you have the option to open without reducing your hand value, plus since riichi is so dangerous in the first place and warns everyone that you're doubling down and have more chance for a random big hand. Plus the shift between scrounging for every single han and getting to barrel forward with a tanyao since you drew into a dora pair with a red 5 is part of the lifeblood of riichi mahjong. It'd be a bit more boring if you NEEDED to get shit like a full flush to have a big hand.Playing offline isn't too bad if you can identify your tenpai wait because you can only pon on a pair so it's obvious what you're looking for, and you can only chii on the person before you so you're not really stressed for time. Funny riichi button popping up when you don't expect it is nice, but half the time you don't even want to click that because it resolves into a fucked up bad wait
>>736516313because both major ones, riichi śhitty and mahjong slop suck major dick with gacha niggeryI just want to be happy with third option
>>736519535Just play Tenhou?
>>736519624I might be retarded, but not autistic
Mahjong tanoshii
>>736519702SegaMJ?
>>736516313Don't play mahjong.
Oh you’re 2-shanten on your opening hand, with baiman potential as dealer?*pons**rons for a 1k tanyao next turn*
>>736519794My favorite is drawing into 1shanten and then drawing still at 1shanten (without intentionally folding)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoUzaVI0paY
>>736516313You can't learn mahjong.
What determines who is dealer?When does the game end?What causes a repeat? Do they ever give out free rolls/characters?
>>736516892not riichi mahjong and thus it SUCKS
>going for specific hand>furiten because I had a different, weaker hand eligible and I didn't call it 10 turns ago even though that's not what I was building towards
>>736520550>What determines dealerRandom decided first, then it goes anti-clockwise each time someone other than the dealer wins the round.>RepeatWhen nobody scored a hand or when the dealer won the round it repeats. This and the 1.5 multiplier encourages dealer to be aggressive because they suffer the most if a person lucks out a tsumo.>When does game endwhen everyone has been dealer and it doesnt repeat.>Does Mahjongsouls give out freebiesIts a f2p game where its only sales are cosmetic, so its going to be stingyaf.You can basically earn a 10 pull every 2 months freely. In terms of whaling, the subscription method is by far the cheapest, at least 20 more pull every month so long as you log in daily to collect.
>>736516892I got filtered by the shitty made up hands, like>all honors but the pair is two red 5sOther than that it just felt like I completely ignore my opponent and brute force my character's gimmick, which at least for the starting ones was retardly easy to achieve like just going for seven pairs every hand
>>736520550>What determines who is dealer?Player in east seat (assigned randomly at start of the game)>When does the game end?After East 4 (in east games) or south 4 (in south games) or when someone goes negative>What causes a repeat? When dealer (player in east seat) win a hand, or is tenpai (ready hand) and nobody won>Do they ever give out free rolls/characters?Free rolls are very rare, you can get them in events sometimes or by exchanging items to dust then scrolls. Expect 5 scrolls at most per months. Free characters? LMAO
>Only played online mahjong>Play mahjong irl in Japan>Brain can't work fast enough to figure out when to pon or riichi without the shiny buttons>mfw finding out how points are calculated by handFuck this game for making me feel like a retard
Majsoul Friends Room 79506(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=79506
>>736521134I will never learn fu
>>7365211942/4
>>7365212963/4
hahahaha look at all these monkey /v/niggers trying to learn mahjong lmao
>>736516313I avoid it because it's too addicting actually. I'd love to just play a game or two once a day but every time I do I play for six hours straight. I'm busy with too much other shit.
>>736521194started
>>736521417don't laugh at me, you bitch
Which tile is ya'lls favoriteI like 7sou
>>736516313I only play Mahjong when I want to be reminded I can do everything right and still be last.
>>736521654Whatever is dora
>>736518786To be fair, if you're playing a friendly game you may as well double riichi and tell people openly if you're dealt a one-wait yakumen at the start. That's like seeing a fucking unicorn. I'd help them out.
>>736521654It's more like what tiles hate me. I have forsaken souzou entirely since a good year of -nearly- getting all greens. Fucking cocktease hands. Also in thousands of games I've never once had a seat wind in west. Which is probably self-fulfilling but also weird.
Jyanshi shall inherit the Earth.
Today I shall remind them of what what got them into mahjong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAkUFHP1iUg
Nagashi/Mangan at draw is my white whale. It's a dogshit hand to even think about. Everyone knows what you're doing very quickly. It relies on everyone else not being a nyagger, and you can still get fucked at any point. But I can't help it. Just once, I want to live. >>736522005Actually for me it's /v/'s fault, I'm a filthy mahjongsoul player from when it first started and /v/ was playing it. Very embarrassing.
>>736522005Literally me whenever I lose, but no, I have Yakuza to thank for this addiction
>>736522161I got that to win 1st while everyone was in tenpai in a /vg/ friendly one time. Good times. You get some pretty crazy hands in friendlies since noone is tryharding. Is a lot more fun than playing against randoms.
people who are masters at mahjong or chess or go or whatever but are still losers piss me off more than anyonelike clearly you are very smart so why arent you using it for something more important than a frustrating gameif you are good at mahjong you better be a master pianist or an accomplished programmer or a doctor some shit
>>736522439>master pianistThe definition of something even more useless than being good at vietnamese tile gambling
>>736522431friendly games are great. A breath of fresh air from playing cagey as fuck games where I have to guess if my opponent is a demon in human skin that is calculating if I'm being tile efficient or on a bender or literally drooling into their keyboard and still fucking beating me.
>>736522439Phew, good news I'm shit at everything including mahjong. I think I'm actually getting worse the more I play.
>>736522532creating music for other people to enjoy and you can also profit from is more pointless than playing a game? really? think for like 3 seconds before you hit post jackass
>>736522431>No one is tryharding
>>736522629Except when it's funny to suddenly hit someone with dora 12 or some shit. Then it's time to lock in. But folding? Nah.
>>736522694I'm not dealing into your shitty hand unless it's the cheapest hand at the table and I have to deal in
>>736521491GGs
>>736522613>creating music for other people to enjoy and you can also profit from is more pointless than playing a game?yeah
>>736522613No one enjoys piano or classical music though, if you wanted to make music for people to enjoy you'd pick a different genrePlease stop shilling your dead instrument for like 3 seconds
>>736521194ggs, I want to leave before I have to throw up
>>736522812eh, tobias "eat shit faggots" fox learned music through piano and then made a bunch of popular songs from that
>>736522870>tobias "eat shit faggots" foxliterally who
>>736516313Because I've been on a losing streak and have lost my nerve for it. I'll get back into it once I feel like my luck has improved. That said, man, I want to play the Tetsuya games.
>>736516313I play it on the critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV.
>>736523345They're good but untranslated. I need to see if there are action replay codes to not have to earn all your cheating abilities though.. or if there's like a full save online
>>736516313>rules haven't changed for a centuryThis is completely and utterly untrue. Why are you lying?
>>736524814chiitoi is gay, JPML doesn't acknowledge aka dora
>>736525047Holy filtered
>>736525047So much more than that has changed in the last 50 years even, let alone century
>>736525047Chiitoi is the king of mawashi. Not liking chiitoi is a sign you're a shitter.
>>736525850Sorry I was just trying to protect my thread, chiitoi is my favorite hand
>>736516313>friends refuse to learn riichi mahjong and only play Chinese mahjong despite the Chinese preferring riichi mahjong Help
>>736526402Do they actually prefer it? They still play it like chink jong. They only end up menzen on accident
Buy an auto table
>>736526583I don't have 3 friends who play nor do I have 5k to import a REXXIII
>>736519532>>736516838the one time i played mahjong in person not only did i win both hands but i had to tard wrangle some stupid cunt who kept drawing and discarding the wrong amount of tiles after kans that no one else noticedi hate being smarter than everyone around me
>>736526628>5kIt's like 10k
>>736526703Not if you get it from Japan, they're like 880k yen now? You will need to know someone doing containers or pay out the ass to fly it but even then it's way less than whatever mahjong stars is scamming people for.
>>736526703Oh fuck they raised the price again to 960k because the yen is worthless, sad
>>736526583>get my iconic tenhou>have to wait a million years for the machine to assemble a new wallnah bro
>>736526953By the time you reveal your tenhou and everyone confirms it and pays you the machine will be done
>>736516313Lat time I played with /v/ there was a guy who would every match by spamming emotes whenever he had the winning hand which made the matches extremely long. He did that every game and it was fucking awful.Legit forgot mahjong even existed until I saw this thread
>>736527036Was it this emote?
>>736526864I don't know if it's true or not but I was told that AMOS actually has a deal with MJS now and they won't ship tables to courier services or anything anymoreI have an EX I fortunately imported before that happened
>>736516313>Why aren't you playing riichi mahjong?>uh nuoh u cant eat chicken hands even though we arent playing with real money!!I played homebrew Hong Kong style with triad members growing up and I found that variation more fun than the styles rules lawyering faggots like you push aroundno offense :^)
>>736527186No way, that's fucked. I have buddy who does containers so I can probably get around it
>>736527127>>736527163Hisa cum
I've beaten mahjong by successfully pulling out 13 Orphans. I don't need to play it now.
>>736516313I'd like to play, but whenever the idea occurs to me all I can find is either those shitty Mahjong Solitaire games or porn games. Got any recommendations for a game that actually lets me play Mahjong?
>>736527612Mahjong Soul if you want to play with anons/biggest online communityTenhou if you want to play with Japanese autists and no anime sluts. Riichi Shitty if you want to play on a coomer client where Franks fills the low ranked rooms with botsmaru-jan if you want to play with gambling addicts as every hanchan costs real money.
>>736527570>Best I've gotten is four big winds. Fartded loel
>>736527612Mahjong Soul has the biggest anon/english community
>>736527209Yeah, if it's sold domestically it's not like they're gonna know so you can surely get around it.It's possible this entire thing didn't even come together and you can just independently import however
>>736527570>>736527713I actually got a 9 gates a long time ago
>>736528002I'll allow it for playing hag.
>>736527971They are pushing AMOS hard though and even are doing those Las Vegas mahjong events bringing over pros, so it wouldn't surprise me.
I spend so much in Mahjong Fight Girl I get the special cards. Anyone knows how to link my existing konami account to these cards to use them instead of my old card?
>>736528191Probably from the webooey
>>736527612Everyone plays on Mahjong Soul but Tenhou is the better platform if you just want to actually play mahjong
Is there a benefit to ten pulling over single pulls in mahjong soul? I’ve been single pulling whenever I can and have been getting nothing but trash gifts.
>>73652838110 pulls is 9 pulls plus a purp for the cost of 9 single pulls
>>736528484Oh and an additional faith so it's basically every 150 pulls is a free character by not doing single pulls
>>736528191You have to go your e amusement account and do a pass data transfer
>>736528484>>736528516Oh I’ll save up thenThanks
I miss playing mahjong with my ojisan friends in Japan
>>736516313what's the best game for playing against cute girls that will teach me how to play?i feel bad for abandoning all those gamba ojisans in Yakuza and want to go back and save them
>>736528718chun
>>736528718>vertically symmetrical souzuI really wish this was the standard design
>>736528812nigger it is. go to japan.
>>736528926Nope
>>736529002My autism is never going to recover now, fuck
How do i learn mahjong? I want to join in on the illegal vr anon hosted parlors but the last time a kind european tried to explain the game to me in his funny accent i couldnt stop zoning out because of how delicious the tiles looked
>>736529232Meds
>>736530190make four groups of three and a pair. get a list of the valid hands ("yaku") and compare to that. thats it, thats the game.
>>736530190It's just rummy/autistic poker but you can softlock yourself if you don't understand what exactly you're going for. Literally just play the tutorial of Mahjong Soul, then check out the 1-han, 2-han and 3-han winning combinations and try it out in online games. The hardest part of mahjong is getting friends to play with since it's a game you're supposed to play with a good company anyway.
>>736516313
>>736516313The scoring rules are kind of messy when you have to do it manually.
>>736530671Why do fu need to exist at all?
>>736530762Gaijin filterSame reason they added kanji to their language
>>736530552My Daiz sense is tingling.He did this didn't he
>>736516313so hows Kaiji goingI haven't read it in years ever since he started doing that golf manga
>>736532791It's at a low point. There's been some coping, but the current arc is very weak and is going for a very long time with no end in sight.
>>736533215is it still on the runaway arc? there were some good moments there, and I accept it as a necessary de-escalation from part 5, but he really should start moving towards the final battle now, he's not getting any younger
>>736533262It's like 30% of the way through the runaway arc, an arc which itself can only end in failure because he needs to fight Hyodo to resolve, like, everything. I'm not happy about it, it's kind of interesting but ultimately stale watching them get bailed out by random losers over and over
>>736516313>Why aren't you playing riichi mahjong?Actual players are too good and I just like being comfy and playing with friends every once in a while.
>>736533313my guess is that the final fight will end with all of the side characters gradually coming to kaiji's side to defeat hyodo. and he wants more of them so he's just introducing these randos.
>>736530671In practice most people just round to the nearest thousand, literally doesn't matter unless you are playing in a tournament or something
I watched Pon no Michi and realized anyone that likes mahjong is mentally retarded.
>>736533601My understanding from my studies is that most mahjong games are life-or-death affairs with high stakes gambling and cheating so yeah I think it matters. Dumbass
>>736521205>>736521134just never go for less than a mangan, ez
>>736519702How is tenhou autistic? It's just the chess.com/lichess of mahjong.
>>736519624>give me X without Y>here's X without Y>NOOOOOOI think you probably are autistic actually
>>736534052>Dora 16
>>736535546Why didn't he ron the West when it was discarded?
>>736535826To not disturb the flow
>>736535879
You can learn scoring.
>>736536184I swore I just fixed that one like a week or two ago, stop uploading bestiality to catbox and getting my soundposts deleted
>>736536327I played in a tournament once and had to memorize scoring but I don't play enough to retain the infoEvery time I'm playing a bunch for a weekend or whatever I relearn it and then lose it all again
>>736516313Play mahjong.
>>736536485I stopped playing mahjong and only konami making MFG playable on PC will make me play again
Playing mahjong online can be soul-crushing but playing mahjong IRL is fun
>>736536632>he doesn't know
>>736516313The pieces themselves just look silly, not the designs printed or carved onto them mind you, but these silly little cuboids
>>736536735I like them, it's interesting that the game is played with tiles instead of cards. They're also fucking delicious.
>>736536735The tiles are the best part.
>>736536735It's a huge part of the appeal for me, they sound nice and feel good to handle. It's a very tactile game to play in person and when you're used to handling tiles and can build the walls quickly and elegantly move them around in your hand and discard them you feel like a chadIf it were just a card game I don't think it would be anywhere near as compelling
>>736536690Don't care about your trooncord super sekrit server
>>736537272>I want to play MFG on PC>not like that!
>>736516313>Family from another state came over to visit for a week>A group of older women with years of experience would always come force me to play mahjong with them every time I came back home from school>Would lose miserably every timeI swear, eventually I'll be the old guy with years of experience shitting on the newer generation...
>>736537354I've played on the cabinet a ton and coughed up for Grim Aloe, so yeah I would rather play officially than with a bunch of troons thank you.
