>Hey, soldier.
>>736516327safe horny trash
>>736516327
>nah he's not my typeuninstalled right at that moment
>>736516371Fag.
>>736516327Get your tumblerina out of my board
MASSIVE THROBBING FUTA COCK
>>736516468Based pic, fuck the rest of these fags
>>736516467She's hot but that poster is right. She would be the poster child of safe horny if not for Lady Dimitrescu
>>736516327>all fan art has to have off-model tits because she has the worst tits of all the party members
Why couldn't she just move way up north to the arctic where it's cold all the time? Surely that would have cancelled out her furnace overheating.
>>736516327>quirky chungus demon companion XDI fucking hate bg3 so much, every single companion is shit, even playing as durge is shit because the game wants you to be a hero so it clashes hard with the main quest
Karlach for marriage.Laezel for fuck buddyShart for pump and dump.Minty for breeding.
>want to play bg3>don't want to do diceroll shit
>>736516658Cry about it, edgelord
>>736516687YOU'RE GOING TO PRETEND YOU'RE PLAYING ON A TABLE AND GOING TO ENJOY IT, UNDERSTAND?
>>736516327She reminded me of a Steven Universe character, I couldn't stand her but the build I gave her was busted overpowered so I was forced to roll with her. Annoying cunt
>>736516327You fucking wish her tits were that big
>>736516717>no argument retard get's offended because his shitty waifu is shitgo masturbate some more, faggot
>be friendly with a male companion>they start giving me weird looks>the game tries to steer the dialogue into flirting and gay romanceFor fucks sake.
>>736516786>gale tells me about how he has a fucking nuke in his chest>"jesus christ bro that must suck">later that night calls to talk to me and tries to suck my dick all of a suddenwhat's up with how fucking quick and stupid easy it is to try to fuck ugly/faggot companions
>>736516327>romance Karlach on my first playthrough>get to the final sex scene>she fucking spreads your characters legs and pegs him>never even asked for permission or if i was into that or anythingI felt violated
>>736516327>horn coming out of the middle of her foreheadslop
>>736516894tasteless libtard devs, quite a simple explanation actually
>>736516903>she fucking spreads your characters legs and pegs himwhat
sex with the exploding red woman
>>736516903No she doesn't. She pulls the Amazon position. Look it up.
Shipmistress Lavinia is the correct choice lore and love wise.
>>736516327boring gal
>>736517079Looks fucking gay man
Uncut phimosis futacock with prince albert piercing!
>>736516542>>736516371>safe hornyApart from being a pointless /pol/cuck buzzword. In what universe is a character in a game you can dress up in fucking bondage lingerie (or just have naked all the time) who you can have sex with safe horny?
>>736517313I mean, sort of. It's called Amazon because the woman is the top. It's for losers. It's still vaginal sex with a woman.
>>736517417Muscle mommy/dommy mommies are safe horny
>>736517446Yeah, but in the gayest way possible
>>736517313it really does, but these are the kind of "men" that are attracted to stuff like >>736517228
>>736516327Karlach is a lesbian and men who choose her are trans.
>>736517417I'm tired of the term too, I just think it describes what women and fags find attractive.A good non game example is, look how Sabrina Carpenter styles herself. Overtly sexual, yet most of her fans are women and fags.
>>736516327Is she taking a cum bath?
I remember when her super ugly alpha design was revealed years ago and you guys had a ball dunking on how nightmarish she looked.
>>736516327Demon titties...
>>736516327>looks like an ugly 40yo dyke>redditors and fags will tell you shes the hottest character ever
>>736516327why did she fill her bath with cumher balls must be huge
So you need an anti fire damage potion to fuck her?What happens if you get her pregnant? will the baby burn in her?
She is so fucking annoying, I just dont recruit her desu.
>>736517546It essentially exists for people to get away with being hypocrites.The type that glory in uglification will use it to excuse something they would normally crucify when it appears in a game they’re invested in, while the type that want hot women use it when a game made by people they don’t like bucks the trend and actually puts one in.The former won’t admit that they have double standards, while the latter won’t give credit where it’s due.
>>736516327I'd like to suck her toes in the bath.
>>736516903this shit makes me not wanna continue my save file lmao
>>736517417>In what universe is a character in a game you can dress up in fucking bondage lingerie (or just have naked all the time) who you can have sex with safe horny?You clearly learned the term safe horny from twitter and never understood what it actually meant. Let me clear your confusion up. When something is SAFE horny, it's SAFE because you are safe from criticism by feminists that you are upholding a male centered expectations of women (short, demure, soft, unthreatening, subservient, young, unambitious, subordinate, large breasts, nice ass, etc.) When you are openly attracted to women with the characteristics above, you are not safe from criticism. When you are attracted to women with the opposite characteristics (ugh mommy dommy, step on me, please don't criticize me reddit) you are at risk of being criticized for upholding le patriarchy. This is why Eve from Stellar Blade, who is also in kinky outfits, caused a fire storm online while the tall, muscular, dominant Karlach is not. Safe horny has absolutely nothing to do with how plateable the character is. There is safe and unsafe horny furries, dominatrix, monsters, etc.Now that you know this, please use the term correctly. I cannot fucking stand how watered down this phrase has become
>>736518967>demure, soft, unthreatening, subservient, unambitious, subordinateaka a doormat non character
>>736518967>I cannot fucking stand how watered down this phrase has becomeYou know its working when the words gets spammed and warped everywhere. See also goyslop losing the goy after going mainstream
>>736516371Inflation is insane even fat soapy tits are safe horny now
>>736516327the demon from that superhero vn that was spammed here is hotter.
>>736518967So it's literally just "incel chud gaze" == unsafe, "normal person gaze" == safe? Why make up a whole fucking buzzword for that?
>>736518280>the type that want hot women use it when a game made by people they don’t like bucks the trend and actually puts one inI mostly see it used for women that aren't actually hot but certain groups are trying very hard to make people think they are. Karlach is a prime example of this because she looks like an ugly butch dyke and she's covered in burn scars but a lot of people who are generally against sexualizing women have tried really hard to push her as a sex symbol.
>>736519261Her entire lower half is conveniently unburned.
>>736516483>>736517412Based
>>736516776Same here. Shit game with tiny tits.
>>736519376Ok well her upper half is still an ugly burned dyke so that doesn't really matter.
>>736518967This is what happens everytime a useful word gets coined. High iq people pick it up to describe something everyone has noticed but hasn't been articulated, then low iq people realize its tending and start aping it while being too intelligence to understand the subtle meaning that made it useful in the first place. Coomer, Slop, ect. All raped to death by normies spamming it.
>>736516327I've found hotter fields.
>>736516371That's not safe horny. >>736517417>Apart from being a pointless /pol/cuck buzzword.it's not pointless if used correctly. As >>736518967 describes it. The term is use to define sexual attraction that is allowed to be openly expressed. Anything that doesn't objectify women and in-dignify men is safe horny.>Mommy muscles dommy >Step on me or use me as a seat>Anything related to feet>Cuddling>>736519081It's mind numbing hearing people on Youtube say "slop" a thousand times unironically.
I like muscle girls and I also like lolis, what category of horny do I fall into?
not a single hot woman in the game.if the lizards had tits there might have been one
>>736518758You can always break up with her or send her back to hell or make her heart machine explode.
>reddit the waifuBitch is not even the best girl in her own game.
>>736517079It doesn't look like the amazon position. Bro, she's just fucking you. She lifts your leg up and you're writhing around like a woman. It's fucking gay. The devs fucking tricked us into being gay.
>>736520065I think my "goblin" companion is kinda cute
>>736517417>In what universe is a character in a game you can dress up in fucking bondage lingerie (or just have naked all the time) who you can have sex with safe horny?In the universe in the game where when you have aex with her she pegs you.
>>736520030What's your opinion on anal pubes?
I'm in Act 1 but idk if the game's for meThe combat is super fun, but outside of that I mean fucking everything just takes so long to do
>hey there, loser
hey
>>736520317Depends on the girl they're on. I wouldn't want them on a loli character or even an athletic girl, but on a loner shutin or a loose worn out milf? Chef's kiss.
>>736518508She has gross claw nails unfortunately, I tried to put her in the celestial sandals but changed my mind and put them shart instead
>>736520403basedI'm already playing with friends, might start a solo game where I raze with everyone in the map.
>>736516327>LOOK HOW SEXY THIS IS>completely off model art
>>736516327I like how she was blatant reddit chungus bait with be a muscular dommy mommy tiefling with a chipper attitude that gets a little quippy and angry. It exposes people that like her so quick its easy to ignore themShart and gale-normies Karlach and asterion- reddit chungusLae'zel and wyll- monster fuckersHalsin- bara fagsMinthara- the most devout waifu fags
>>736516903I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if every sex scene is a woman doing that girlboss shit where she forcefully shoves a man and gets on top of him you constantly see in media.
>>736520639>the most devout waifu fagsWhy do you pretend this description is synonymous with "the most embarrassing Incel faggots imaginable"? MintharaFAGGOTS wish they were born 40 years earlier, thinking themselves some Detroit Rock City aesthetic counter-culture rebels, but they'd have had the shit beat out of them by real metal heads.There is no reason to think waifu-fagging has to be that embarrassing
>>736518967That's a whole lotta words just to tell everyone that you're a prancing la-la homo man.
>>736520896Minthara blows you.
>>736520325>refugees stealing from the people who took them in and kept them alive>you're supposed to side with them
>>736521086The tieflings also legit plan to murder the druid leader and take over the grove.But they are the good guys, bro. Trust me.
>>736516327gross tranny demonsMADE BYgross tranny demonsPLAYED BYgross tranny demons
>>736519230If normal people were into your weird girlboss shit, most western nerd IPs wouldn't be dead right now. That said, I don't really consider this character a girlboss.
>>736519072There's the criticism that makes it unsafe. Thank you for demonstrating >>736519081I blame twitter fags flooding this board. They A/B test their rage bait here then go back to twitter to post whatever worked>>736521012There's always so twitter fag who gets mad when its pointed out he never understood the term
>>736518280>The type that glory in uglification will use it to excuse something they would normally crucify it's a strawman against AAA trends basically
>>736516903This only happened in your fantasies
>>736516327i love big gals, she was my first option until I saw shadowpubes
>>736521086Kagha, it's just a fucking kid, chill
>>736521309>most western nerd IPs wouldn't be dead right now.Brb, buying tickets for Marvel Slop #27, guaranteed to make a billion dollars like all the rest. Oh yeah, western slop winning 7 of the last 10 GOTY awards."Normal" people absolutely love that shit. Stop deluding yourself.
>>736519072Feminine emptiness carries incredible mystique and potential, you loathsome, modern mutant. Not every woman has to be derivative of man.
>>736516327>DEI game with mannish looking women with tiny titsNo thanks, what kind of idiot zoomer do you have to be to enjoy this?
>>736521765Yeah, if all you want is to live with what might as well be an npc.
>>736520143If you’re playing BG3 you weren’t fooling anyone.
>>736521726Yeah people still love Marvel and they do nothing but print money. It's why for the first time since the universe started they didn't release a movie for an entire year.Because of all the guaranteed money they make.Take your 2020 talking points and get new material anon.
>>736516327PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>736516903>Anon decides to romance the devil from hell and is surprised when she sticks her tail between her thighs and fucks him up the assMedia literacy
>>736517546Yeah that's definitely a whore
>>736516768Quistis my beloved
>>736519261100% correct. The whole thing was reddit astroturf
>>736518967>Safe horny has absolutely nothing to do with how plateable the character is.I have to disagreeAbby from TLOU2 gets to be depicted in full on sex scenes and it's applauded by normalfags.It has nothing to do with her being a "musclegirl" and everything to do with how ugly she is. The closer the art style is to "western" or "realism" the safer it is and the more goo goo ga ga coomer twiddetors are allowed to be over it in public.You take a girl like Barghest from FGO and it's suddenly a massive problem for her to show her abs.It's cuteness aggression
>>736516421SOLDIER IS SPY!OOOHHH THIS IS BAD!
>>736521765>emptiness carries incredible mystique>If there is nothing immediately present mom the surface, my brain is incapable of imagining anything underneath I haven't seen a statement this damning in a long time. I'm so glad I have a functioning adult brain. Not having one must be really tough for you
>>736522560>and it's applauded by normalfagsLmfao what am I reading, everybody (EVERYBODY) thought that was really awkward
>>736517546I think she's a bad example, she's cute and jailbait-ish, I guess it depends on the looks they choose for her for the day
>>736522026>they didn't release a movie for an entire yearAbsolutely did release a 2025 film and they're releasing a 2026 film.Sorry you had to find out you're a retarded faggot like this :(
>>736516327>Trannyewwwwww
>>736523043Actually she's a good example of how safe horny doesn't always have anything to do with how attractive someone actually is. She's a conventionally attractive blonde blue eyed white girl, but she's publicly left leaning politically so reddit and twitter are ok with acknowledging her attractiveness. Meanwhile Sydney Sweeney is also a conventionally attractive blonde blue eyed white girl, but because of her evil jeans commercial reddit and twitter have decided she's not attractive at all and is in fact very ugly. Both of them are attractive but it's only "safe" to be openly attracted to one of them because of politics.
>>736523523safe horny is a dumb meme way of dressing up the concept of being unattractive regardless of physical beauty
>>736522560>>736518967>>736519837>>736519230>>736517417shit is 100% safe horny. all of the female characters are massive sluts and the male characters gay sexually harass you with no way of turning it off beyond killing them which you can't even kill gale because the game gives you a game over if you kill him after the portalTali and Liara from Mass Effect are not safe horny because they are pure virgins. safe horny means trannies like it. hence the fact gale and halsin try to rape you and you can't turn off faggot romances at character creation even though larian's own stats show that nearly everyone who played the game romanced Shadowheart, Karlach or Lae'zel. Shadowheart had over 50% of all romances
>>736521876Spineless homosexual.>>736522804If you derived that second statement from what I wrote you are hopeless.
>>736517546>I just think it describes what women and fags find attractive.It's supposed to describe things you are "allowed" to show attraction towards publicly as a man. Masculine women, old women, women who are always in the dominant position in the relationship while the man asks to get stepped on or beaten up. Basically anything a performative bluesky user would post while simultaneously having an aneurysm when someone says they like young women with big tits who are virgins before meeting the player character.
>>736523886>Not literate enough to even understand the posts he's responding toKeep going
>>736521658>tfw if you have speak with animals on you can even get the fucking snake to see that Kagha is going off the deep end.
>>736523704>"male characters gay sexually harass you with no way of turning it off">Anon chooses all the gay options>NPCs don't turn him away>pikachuface.pngFucking kek
>>736524070eat shit. literally every halsin dialogue is sexual after you save thaniel. if you ask him if he feels bad about the shadow curse the only 2 dialogue options to leave dialogue are flirting. if you feed gale boots and then don't act like a murder homo he will get a ! and tell you he loves you randomly during gameplay even if you don't talk to him I never talk to wyll and it still shows me his gay ass dance scene they're all gay rapists. I assume the vamp is too but I always kill him on the beach or when he tries to gay rape you
>>736524070From what I’ve seen all the characters misinterpret being friendly with wanting to fuck. Which is a failure on the writers part to not acknowledge friendship as a kind of love. Perhaps gays don’t know what having a friend is like anymore.
>>736517228I need her to crush my head between her thighs.
>>736523672No it's not, retard.
I always thought "safe horny" means stuff like pic related(a "monster girl" who is clearly conventionally attractive instead of being an actually hideous freak).
all the characters in bald ass gape look underwhelming. like the guys and gals at your office decided to go cosplay at comic con. we have the technology to make the incredible and impossible and we're stuck trying to ape the mundane reality that we are forced to interact with to survive, or else some jewy jew kike will fly on his magic dreidl to the 666th floor of mastercard and scream at the CEO to SHUT IT DOWN
>>736524049she was on that time of the month
>>736524241it's a safe horny thing. wokeoids like when gays sexually harass men. even ME3 was better with the >no way faggotshit
>>736524692I strongly disagree, Shadowheart in her underwear looks like those sword and sorcery female warriors, I don't think that was by accident
>>736524474Safe horny means whatever the fuck the person using it wants it to mean, on its face it's supposed to mean "socially acceptable horny-on-main" but nobody uses it as that and it's become completely devoid of meaning as a resultYou have guys lashing out at sex-negative Tumblr posters and feminists that haven't been seen on the internet in ten years, guys that are calling blonde bimbos "unsafe horny", guys that are pretty much the first camp but dressing it up as "woke" vs. "antiwoke", too many retards desperate to make their hard cock a political statement
>>736524474>>736524823no, that's just actually horny. safe horny means only faggots and trannies like it.it's like the chick from RE8. she's big and old. no one finds women over like 25 attractive so she's safe horny because no one is going to jerk off to that shit
>>736524823>it's supposed to mean "socially acceptable horny-on-main"That's the only definition that has any usefulness, unfortunately people are too dumb to keep things coherent
>>736516327Can I mod her to look like this yet and have clothing fit?
>>736524882>it's like the chick from RE8. she's big and old. no one finds women over like 25 attractive so she's safe horny because no one is going to jerk off to that shitRevisionist history. /v/ was all over her way before most others picked up on it.
>>736516327where's her musky, steaming, uncut cock?
I can't believe people are still arguing over what safe horny means. That's what happens when you use a stupid slogan instead of just calling it what it is. The whole concept rides on the back of "things progressive women allow progressive men to enjoy". It always puts the woman in a position of power, through one method or another, and puts the male in a subservient position. woman over 30, muscular dominant women, woman that are covered up, all of it has to be non-threatening to regular women. those things aren't a problem in and of themselves, but when used in this fashion it's a type of social weapon.
>>736525067only reason why I look her up on rule 34. Justsomenoob draws her best because he understands muscle structure, and making her appealing without being gross-looking like they made her look in the game.
>>736518967Continued.Since so many of you can't seem to grasp this fucking concept (because you heard some grifting retard use it on twitter and decided they must be the ultimate source) I'm going to start making little graphs. Starting with one of the most common retarded responses >Dude, how can it be safe if it's like a demon lady and shit? Because safe is not "palatable" or "popular". Safe is free from feminist criticism. The more fucked up and nasty the character, the less likely you are going to become "the discourse"
>>736525136So subjective goalpost moving.
Basically safe horny is just whatever shit leftoids (reddit and xitter) have decided is acceptable to be openly horny for because it supports their agenda in some way.
>>736525185No you retard, it's been the same thing every time. You just didn't understand the term.Safe means safe from feminist criticism.
>>736519098No, it's not, because she doesn't actually look like this, not even close.
>>736525185Twitter isn't sending their best
>>736525042ER MAH GERD DIMITRESCU'S DAUGHTERS ARE SO MUCH HOTTERRRRR threads seem a bit forced when they show up too
>>736525012strong women of faerun mod and most nonmodded clothes will work >>736525042>>736525302bullshit. no one finds mothers or women older than 25 hot
>>736525075>>736525136Good rule of thumb for the modern era, would a twitch streamer call the character hot? If yes, it's safe horny.
Reminder that a sizable push of this safe horny thing was originally by lolicons, if the character isn't a loli or child leaning that too is safe horny.
>>736525302They are objectively more attractive to the average straight male than the fat grandma.
>>736516903She fingers him
>>736525360true, they have to play by the rules too. now keep in mind before the great Tumblr rumbling, this concept didn't really exist. You could be horny for any character among online communities because they were comprised of weirdos. Even Tumblr had its own obsessions. social media mixing communities that were incompatible with each other has caused so much damage to the internet.
>>736525075muscular women can be hot. but yeah the rest of that shit is disgusting>>736525136safe horny means "sexualized" character that I would never jerk off to because it isn't actually attractive>>736525197you also can't jerk off to it because it's like an old lady or something or a fatty so not actually attractive
>>736522560>Abby from TLOU2 gets to be depicted in full on sex scenes and it's applauded by normalfags.Normal fags are not against sex. THey are against female characters designed for male enjoyment. This is what you are "safe" from.>It has nothing to do with her being a "musclegirl" and everything to do with how ugly she is.These are not mutually exclusive. Either aspect can make a character more "safe." Just so long as it's seen as being less openly designed for male enjoyment.> The closer the art style is to "western" or "realism" the safer it is and the more goo goo ga ga coomer twiddetors are allowed to be over it in public.This is just not true at all. People freaked out about a sexy statue of Grace from RE9. They got mad because it was seen as redesigning her for male enjoyment. >You take a girl like Barghest from FGO and it's suddenly a massive problem for her to show her abs.I don't think I've seen a single normie ever complain about this. What I have seen is normies openly lust about girls abs (because that is a muscle and thus a safe horny option. ESPECIALLY if it's a level of muscle that might turn off some men. Because now you aren't highlighting typical male expectations of women's bodies, thus you won't be criticized by broader culture.>>736525483No it doesn't. Congrats for outting yourself as a tourist who heard this term on xhitter
>>736524008>If there is nothing immediately present [upon] the surface, my brain is incapable of imagining anything underneathThis anon seems to conflate attraction to the "feminine mystique" or "emptiness" as attraction to a projection of nothing beneath the surface, when in fact it's the exact opposite, attraction to the feminine mystique is attraction to depth.I'm being hyperbolic by calling the other anon a spineless homosexual. There are a lot of personality types that a man might find attractive which he seems to not understand. I found his original, universalizing statement that a demure a woman is a "doormat" or "NPC" annoying in a fun way, like the dumb, universalizing declaration a drunk might make, so I wanted to respond in turn. I wanted to imply he was attracted to the self-assuredness i.e. the phallic energy of a male so he might as well be a homosexual.
>>736525360Unironically this is a great rule of thumb. They feel SAFE doing so in front of an audience
>>>/bgg/ with your eurotrash belt & road garbage
>>736525503yes it does, retard. by definition you cannot jerk off to a safe horny design because it's not attractive. it's like a woman over 25. everyone agrees that shit is disgusting so any woman over 25 no matter how sexual she is presented is safe horny because no one would ever jerk off to her
>>736525385>child leaning What's that even supposed to mean? Did you just find a way to avoid saying "child coded" because you knew it would out yourself?People on social media are without any irony calling men pedophiles for dating adult young women.
>>736525554>yes it does, retard. by definition you cannot jerk off to a safe horny design because it's not attractiveTHIS IS NOT WHAT SAFE HORNY MEANS. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE "SAFE" FROM RETARD? GO BACK
>>736517417>>736517546Average /v/ buzzwords>safehorny>asset flip (completely out of context)>tech demo (completely out of context)
>>736525351You might want to get your autism checked.
>>736525554You are retarded.
>>736525582it's safe horny because fags can virtue signal and pretend they are jerking off to it or lusting after it even though no one actually finds it attractive, homo >>736525597>>736525686no one likes hags. go on like reddit or onlyfans or something girls stop saying their age after they hit like 23 because by that point they are hags but will point out if they are younger than that because it's attractive. or if you go on any of the "photography" subs there is always a massive amount of seething because pretty much every popular photo is of a scantly clad or naked women under 25. because that's what normal people like, faggot
>>736525351Are you a tourist or something? Before and during release you could hardly find an RE8 thread that wasn't fixated on her.
>>736516327I like KarlacheBut she's kind....boring. Whenever she chimes in after a dialog choice, it's always something really tame. The only time she shows some personality is when it's time to get revenge on the dude.
Computer, load up Minthara ASMR saying Menzoberranzan for 18 hours straight.Set to maximum volume.
>>736517417Safe horny just means acceptable to mainstream liberal media
>>736525717You're nearly on the money and for all intents and purposes agree with the anon who knows the proper definition of safe horny. May you grown and your autism lessen.
>>736525717You're so close but you're obsessed with the ugly part (because you heard people misusing it on twitter.) Why would we come up with a new term when the word ugly already exists? Why would "safe" horny be the term? What are you "safe" from? Being accused of finding beautiful women attractive?
>>736525717It's incredibly ironic to me how you get people on /v/ arguing what normal people like yet at the same time there are people here that then go on about how dumb and tasteless the normalcattle are.
>>736525197>>736518967NTA but I wasn't sure what the term meant, myself. Makes sense now. Thanks for the explanation.
SORRY SOLDIER
>>736525731those were off site safe horny marketing raiders>>736525879>>736525932it's safe horny because BG3 can claim>oh look at all the sex shit we have, total sex game isn't this greatwhile not receiving the same criticism asian games get when the characters aren't naked. it's like how people fucking seethed about nude mods for like Ashley in RE but had no issue with the single lewd mod for the hag in RE8. they want to pretend it's totally pro male you should find this attractive when no actual guy likes it. like they specifically made all 3 girls in BG3 older than they had to and made them all explicitly say they had a lot of casual sex so they wouldn't be attractive. to the point with pulling a bait and switch with shart. like pretty much no one romanced gale or halsin so those were safe horny things because no one likes that shit>>736526056what normies like and what normies say they like are 2 very different things. OF thots wouldn't advertise their age when they are 18-22 and then stop mentioning it post 24 if normal people weren't into women under 25
>>736526130>it's safe horny because BG3 can claim>>oh look at all the sex shit we have, total sex game isn't this greatSo first it means the game has ugly characters, now it means, what, that it's cool to have sex in games? I'm going to stop responding. You're fucking retarded and a waste of time talking to. No wonder no one understand this term when we have you coming up with multiple new definitions in one thread
>>736526087No problem buddeh! Go forth with the knowledge of how to use the term correctly! :] Thanks for reading my blog post lol
>>736525136Case in point The succubus from Dispatch is beautiful, but she's certainly safe horny compared to Darkstalker's Lilith
>>736526130>those were off site safe horny marketing raidersThanks, adding that to the list of things I'll post in random coom threads.
Her tits aren't that big because BG3 is a homosexual game focused on fucking men and god forbid one character have big tits. When the top mod for your game is giving the women bigger breasts you fucked up
>>736526342Exactly! Same kind of character, but one is safe horny while the other is not
>>736516894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTMYcSU_HCc
>>736526271it's not my fucking fault you are ESL. BG3 is safe horny because it pushes the >look we are using sex to sell our gameand then the women are all old whores and their sex scenes are fade to black and there's gay sex with a bearsafe horny is sexual without actually being attractive so you can't jerk off to it, retard
>>736516371Oh if only a child was being raped then I could get off but alas
>>736516327best futa coded character
>>736526497lmao, Minthara, a female has literally the longest sex scene in the game and the bear scene is a fade to black after 30 seconds that shows nothing.
>>736519540The immense irony of using normie in this post when it is the watered down normalfag twisted version of normalfag
>>736516371fpbp
>>736524049She has to deal with all of the victims of Halsin's advances and now he's fled the coop with some losers and she's stuck dealing with the latest of his terrible decisions.
>>736526632Minthara is a granny though. Really have no idea how people think she's attractive without mods.
So what does your current BG3 character look like /v/?
>>736526632the purple manface with the voice of a chainsmoking grandma?
>>736525197why does this have to be explained to people? It's literally self explanatory.
>>736526605where do these weird name fags keep coming from? I thought Boco was the last remaining namefag in /v/
I'm playing this right now and can't stand any of the companions. Lazel is at least funny sometimes and Karlach is acceptable as the team retard except when she speaks outside combat but other than that it's fucking bleak. I didnt recruit minthara because I'm a good guy and good guys kill drow.
>>736524882>no one is going to jerk off to that shitOh, ye of little faith!
>>736526815some retard from Twitter made a post about it and then every uninformed idiot assumed it must be him shilling his meme, rather than him just repeating an old concept with a new name.
>>736526890>he killed the funniest character in the gameYou have built your own hell anon.
>>736526962I'm going to do a second playthrough as a Tiamat cleric for evil stuff. Total tiefling death and all that.
>Almost 200 posts >Karl-ACK poster hasn't shown up yetDisappointed
>>736526815Because >>736518967 is too high iq an explanation for xittards guzzling thirdie elonbux engagement bait.
>>736516371This term means nothing except that the user is retarded.>>736516327Karlach...my beloved...
>>736516665Correct
>>736526779Van Helsing, but a female half-orc ranger/rogue.
>>736526605homo>>736526632no one knows about the minthara sex scene because no one raids the grove
my genuine reaction
>>736526779drunk dwarf monk with a wizard hat, can't post a screenshot right now
>>736526779white man>>736526893gay>>736526890they make the characters way too reddit, but they basically stop talking once you get to act 2/3 since the game was obviously released unfinished but most players never get to act 3 it 100% was released unfinished. there are a bunch of bugs that you can mod out in under an hour if you know what you are doing because they are just typos. idk how to code and I fixed 2 bugs with the toolkit. hasbro made them rewrite a ton of the game so that it would have the same tone as the film and the 5.5e edition that came out the same year and pushed the release a month ahead of schedule because slopfield was coming out around the same day as bg3 was originally supposed to and the guy who owns larian keeps saying how much he fucking hates hasbro and refused to make DLC they 100% just fulfilled whatever they needed for the contract and said fuck it
>>736527412Basedased900+hrs and I have never had the tiefling cunt in my party
>>736527494>they 100% just fulfilled whatever they needed for the contract and said fuck itExplains why Artificer isn't there. I spent a good few minutes seething after I found that tower with the cool robots as a nice "fuck you" reminder that I'd never be able to make them.
>>736520172you have a patreon I can support your 0.0.1 build on?
>>736527728there's a mod and gortash and the gnomes are artificers too.
>>736527827I'll give it a look. I just got started with act 3 but I guess it's never too late for a change.
>>736528132just do what everyone else does and restart without playing act 3
>"Safe Horny">Western character>"Based Horny">Eastern characterDid I get this right?
>>736528282Maybe. A drow battlesmith sounds like a fun character to kill tieflings with.
>>736516371sorry but this is a EU developed game so you can't insult it like that even if it is woke. macron will send his dogs to get you
>>736525514>all off his feminine and performative postering lmao you type like a clipped dick reddit faggot. I bet you can't even cum you weird eunuch
>>736528502what are some french homosexuals going to do? surrender?
>>736527728Isn't Artificer being left out pretty standard for DnD games?
>>736528648they will get their 1 cent army to spam your post like they do every thread. eu shills are worse than china and russia combined, and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
>>736528739Yes, but this was a much larger than normal dnd game so I was kind of hoping
Baldur's Gate 3 characters all look like they smell weird. Am I the only one who thinks this? It's not a good smell. It's not a stereotypical "take a shower" smell either, it's just... smelly. They look smelly. Couldn't get into the game for that reason.
>>736516903>Femdom CNCI need this IRL now. Not yesterday, not tomorrow, right... freakin'... NOW...
>>736516371>What do you mean this isn't an 8-year old child getting raped by a fat, sweaty, ugly bastard with a comically oversized dick while fulfilling at least 4 other separate paraphilias? Is this 'le safe horny'?!Fuck off, faggot. It's a nice pair of tits.
>>736528794oh the yurothirdies from the butthurt belt of portgual, italy, scandinavia and the warsaw pact, USSR and yugoslavia?
>>736516327What are the essential BG3 mods? I've never installed any.
>>736523704What the fuck, I'd rather fuck the frog than a goddamn elf. One drop rule.
>>736523523I thought safe horny was about non conventional parts of the woman being exposed. So anything but boobs and ass
>>736516371Kike
>>736523523Sweeney is an ugly coke faced bitch it has nothing to do with her fake political leaning
>>736528713Indian or Progressive lefty faggot, call it.
>>736528713HOLY TRVKE
>>736529592You would lick her feet given the chance stop being a faggot
>>736529592Contrarian or libtard, call it.
You know, if that game was real time with pause, had different companions, switched its design philosophy from being a tabletop adaptation to being a computer-oriented RPG, had different plot points, better music, a better setting, was written by someone like Chris Avellone or Josh Sawyer and was called Pillars of Eternity, it'd be so good, man.
>>736529849>if that game was real time with pausebraindead /v/ NPC opinion
>>736529183the one that gives you free camera control, the one that lets you control your character with WASD, and maybe the one that hides the UI until you put your mouse over it unless you just dont care about that last onethe first two are essential so that you can actually put the camera behind the player and see things better and walk around naturally instead of having to point and click and them just take a path you can of course put the camera like normally and still point and click to walk. and it gives you capslock as a toggle for snapping the camera to the player or not. it has zero jank, it feels as polished as can be and how the game should be played, not that you should never point and click to walk, you just have the option for both and they're seamless to switch betweennothing else ive seen really seemed necessary like those and ive basically stuck to only those you may be tempted to download some mod to give the hot girls sexier clothes but you will find a lot of sexier clothes the longer you play
>>736516327rimming her steamy asshole after a bath while you work her glowing, uncut, blue cock with your hands!
Trash horny safe
>>736525514
>>736529183Brawl, the fun combat mod.
>>736516371FPBP, proven by the fact this thread hasnt been shoa'd on a sfw board
>>736516371imagine being so insecure you can't even jerk off in privacy without feeling some need to fit in or be commended by your "peers" (aka your own intrusive thoughts)
>>736516786the publisher made them shove a bunch more gay shit in at the last second, and as a result a bunch of the romance triggers are fucked up.In at least some versions of the game simply wanting to know more about some of the male characters wouldn't just open up gay romanceIt would flip the flag and make them think you ALREADY seduced and buttfucked them.
>>736516371What child did you jerk off to most recently?
>>736516371Go to >>>/e/ and say that, loser.
>>736516371this one made the troonophiles mad
>>736516658stop being whiny retard, you can kill her the moment you meet her and get a sick robe for it
>>736516371Muscle girls became safe horny cause Zoomers grew up under feminism. So they are only allowed to express sexual attraction towards unconventional looking women
>>736532727NTA but muscle girls can be hot because they aren’t an obese slob and it signals that they take care of themselves and have a strong work ethic. Within reason of course. it’s closer to the sort of Davinci artist ideal than modern body types anyway.
>>736532689poltroons become jannies for this very reason. Everyweek occurrence for me on this shithole>Banned for telling the polnigger to eat a dick and fuck off after he makes 10 undeleted off topic posts in my thread Fucking infinite free time losers are the only ones desperate and fucking pathetic enough to be fucking jannies
>>736532727>preferences don't existCoomers and /gif/ tourists need to have their heads caved in
>>736532689It's a badge of honor to get this sort of ban. Means you pissed off some weak small dicked faggot enough to call the police
>>736532827Fit girls are not the muscle mommies types that people goon over who only look like that cause they are on so much T they are basically troons. Liking fit girls is basic shit, muscle girls have always been looked upon in a different light and only recently became mainstream in hentai because "uwu mommy" fags. These people exist cause they were taught that finding hot women hot was wrong so they can only express their desire for hot women in different from the norm ways >>736533047You can have your preferences. I don't mind a lot of beef either but this recent phenomenon exists for a reason
>>736533097I’m just saying if you have to pick between someone who is obese and. A land whale or someone with too much muscle I would probably go with the one with too much muscle.
>>736533097It's always existed you retarded cunt. Superhero women have been exactly this. Just because you have more exposure to it recently doesn't mean it's "le inorganic". You're just a seething faggot that your taste isn't in the limelight anymore It just makes you come off as weird gay fuck who needs external validation for what he finds hot
>>736529629clipped dick or pedophile call it
>>736532689lmao you really pissed this troon off >>736529629
>>736516327Tieflings are one of the dumbest fantasy races ever created>craft race of devilspawn creatures >make them all average western upper middle class liberals>make them the poor victims and good guys
>>736518967You got it right.
>>736533357Embarrassing. You clearly know nothing of the source material. Tieflings aren't the actual demons in universe you fucking idiot
>>736518967Retarded faggot take that completely ignores the idea of preferences for boring vanilla niggers can stroke their tiny dicks to their victim complexReminder that vanilla porn addicts are among the most pathetic, using porn to fulfill the most base romance they can never experience in real life These fags are so pathetic they'll actually masturbate to the idea of tradcath as if that makes them actually trad cath (is still a porn addicted retard)
>>736526779Haven't played in a while. My last character was an elf spore druid that never wore clothes and had a thick bush.
>>736516371they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>736533501
This entire thread is chinese botposters sent by tencent to fluff a failed astroturf.
>>736533427Forgotten Realms is a trash setting stitched together from the playgroups of caveman 1970s uncs playing characters like Melf the Magical Elf
>>736534157>no uI like how every pol clipped dicklet eventually resorts to this tired nothing ad hominem. Like a retarded hive mind of clipped dick golems
>>736534350being a neutered slave will do that. They can't get hard because of the foreskin tax so they just call everything degenerate / safe horny to cope
I don't know what happened but this game just absolutely mindbroke like 40% of /v/. They clearly never played it given how absolutely wrong they are about everything about it but they still care enough to constantly post about how much mental trauma its given then.
>oh no, you are enjoying the female formwhen did faggots on /v/ become clones of anita sarkeesian or any other ugly, fat woman in existence lmao
>>736518967You're correct, but short women are trash because they produce short sons. Ideal is a woman slightly shorter than man, or same height. There's also nothing wrong with athleticism, it is a universally desirable trait. Unfit women that lead primarily sedentary lifestyles cannot deliver without c-section because they are too weak to give birth. Without modern medical sciences to assist them in fulfilling their basic biological imperative, about half of women alive today would have been dead, along with their offspring.
>>736516327One of these days...BG3 will get a first playthrough from me. My backlog is retardedly big.
>>736529183If you are drow, there's a few specific mods, like low-mid power level drow themed items, so you can be appropriately dressed.
>>736527785kekackshually I did have a patreon, but I got banned for "violence against women" which I guess it was my rapey drawings.
>>736529183A (Somewhat) Cuter ShadowheartReally Shadowheart
>>736516371this, cvcks mad. BG3 was always safe horny because non of them have the tits that would offend the trooners in the dev team.
I hate this character cause like 90% of her lewds on R34 is futa faggotry
>>736518967>ugh mommy dommy, step on mewhen the fuck exactly did this even start, i feel like it has something to do with tumblr and 50 shades of grey
>>736524241>gays don’t know what having a friend is like anymore>anymoreGays have never been able to understand the concept of genuine friendship without any sexual tension between friends, that's why they're gay
>>736536513Furthest back instance in the archives is 10 years ago.
>>736524474No the 'safe horny' part is her being a total fucking traitorous whore.Wow so stronk and feminist!
>>736517451you fucking faggot
>>736537391It's true though.
>>736536049this but the complete opposite
>>736536049It's worse when you're into femdom and muscle girls fucking faggots total fag-women with dick poster death
>>736516658She's a tiefling not a demon. And for that matter she is only ever accused of being a devil. Not same, retard.
>>736526779My totally cool OC donut steel RP warlock.And Karlach's musk-snorting cocksleeve.
>>736525185LurkMoar
>>736537456it's not safe in any way if they have their tits out and fuck you
>>736516903You should've known what you were signing up for buddy
>>736537559That's not what safe horny means.
>>736526779
>>736519072>aka a doormat non characteraka a woman.
>>736529849>real time with pause
>>736518967So the maximally unsafe horny character would be your canonically 12 year old virgin daughter who dresses like a slut and does everything to annoy you in hopes that you'll finally snap and rape her?
>>736537535>having Tav be the cocksleeve>not making your companions the cocksleeves insteadngmi
>>736525136So basically the difference is one uses their sex appeal to their advantage and the other just ignores that their sex is a apart of their strength. Also known as femfetale. Case in point would be unsafe while only being slightly more covered than in-game Morgan.
>>736529183Path of Undeath and Dread Overlord if you want necro Kino. Also add a shit ton of weapon mods.
>>736538636It's a nice feeling when the reddit chungus barbarian with more cock and balls than brains wants you so bad thoughbeit. Self-insert is a lost art.
>>736534861Architect shit gaslighted idiots here into thinking fat fucks is hot and fit 3d women bad. Now they are the norm and we're still in progress of futa shit.
>>736516327>cum bathy tho
>>736537823Fellow gnigger
