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It's better than skyward sword
It took all the good stuff about BotW and made it worse.
that webm someone made in gmod is pretty funny
>>736519179Good modpack for Beta of the Wild
>>736519179The cave system is pretty cool.The sky islands are pretty nice.Enemy variety is also a lot better than Botw.I enjoy the runes in it more than BoTW (though I miss Stasis)Dungeons are good.I had a lot of fun building stuff.
The depths are a really cool idea.
>>736519179I saw Gleeok and I clapped. Those unarmed challenge shrines were better than the Tests of Strength.
The last trailer for it was excellent.
>>736519220It's not
>>736519634Everything in Tears of the Kingdom would have been great if it were included in Breath of the Wild, or added in a $30 expansion pack released in 2019 or 2020. Releasing for $70 SIX years later is fucking unforgivable. Nintendo's development cycles are absolutely fucked
>>736519179Ganondorf is really hot in this game
Top 5 Zelda stories of all time, without a doubt the best feeling game in the series. All around pretty gorgeous though it was severely held back by the Switch 1 hardware. On Switch 2, it’s unbelievable.
>>736519661Seconded. Up until you realize it's just the surface but upside down, the Depths was genuinely cool. The absolute blackness and lack of resources felt like a really nice change of paceFor my 2 cents the dungeons are better done with more visual variety
>>736520702Only design wise.His personality and dialogue on the other hand fucking suck>>736520738No. BoTW's story was 100x better.
>>736519179It's a fun game that manages to live rent free in someones head where they can only somehow only think it exists by associations to other games.In truth that person (OP) hasn't played any of them and gets basic things wrong when pressed on it so they avoid the conversation altogether and dump the same webms until the thread dies.It happens every few days and has done since its release 3 years ago.
I actually liked fusing monster parts into weapons >>736520738The story is one of the worst things about this game. The sages having the exact same fucking dialogue after their respective temples was abhorrent. The only cool thing about the story was Zelda being the Light Dragon
>>736520920>BOTW’s story was 100x betterFuuuuuuuuuuuck no, holy shit.
>>736519179>say something good about the best Zelda gamehmmmm, wild idea OP
>>736519179It's good for easy engagement bait on social media, especially /v/.
>>736520624Did you forget the global pandemic that completely fucked EVERY game that was being developed at the time, you fucking retard?
ITS FUNIf you just ignore the main story the game is a blast. I loved just exploring the world and doing the shrines. The fuse power almost completely fixed the issues with durability from BOTW.
>>736519179I think it's better than BOTW and if you're only going to play one of them then I think it should be TOTK.
>>736519179>dictates the discourse around the game since launchhow many /v/iggers realize their NPC opinion comes from a literal troon that has an army of tumblrinas regurgitating xer points ad nauseum all over the internet? Video essayists and the cattle that watch them should all be culled
>>736521926shes super gay and annoying, especially on twitter, but i watched the whole vid and agree with like 75% of her points on the game
>>736519661I'll add to this that being able to jump off a sky island, dive straight into a chasm on the surface all the way down to the depths completely seamlessly is actually really impressive mechanically. The Wii U and Switch versions did stutter during this (obviously) but the Switch 2 upgrade stays locked at 60fps all the way from the very highest point of the world down to the lowest.
>>736519179Putting all the amiibo cosmetics from botw in the game instead as a dlc toy thing was nice
>>736521996Did you stand up in clap when she called Link a lesbian woman?
>>736520738>zelda stories TOTK story is dogshit and you can accidentally get the order fucked up making it a fucking mess of heartpull dramatic bullshit with no direction
>>736521926Three hours and gets so much wrong about the game it's ridiculous.
>>736520738>Top 5 Zelda stories of all time,In what fucking universe, the story is absurd and for some reason felt the need to beat you over the head with major points. Rauru going "Yeah I know you're from the future and just told me this guy is the manifestation of evil and all but uhhhhh he can stay in my castle it's cool" is probably the biggest offender in my opinion. Real retard shit.
>>736519179I liked Ascend.>>736519220It would take malicious effort to make something worse than SS. TOTK did not have that.
>>736519179It's my favorite Zelda game, even beating OoT.
>>736519179Zelda ass
>>736519220I preferred Skyward Sword (HD).
>>736521926weird take considering her video came out way after the first wave of totk bad videos and the honeymoon period for the game had died out. i think you’re either a tourist or a senile retard who doesn’t remember what actually happened
Hyrule Field looked better. It made the grass look more luscious
>>736522504>trying this hard to deny itYou aren't fooling anyone. Literally every time you people make hate threads for TOTK they are verbatim quotes from her video.
>>736522307>Rauru going "Yeah I know you're from the future and just told me this guy is the manifestation of evil and all but uhhhhh he can stay in my castle it's cool" is probably the biggest offender in my opinion. Real retard shit.One of the few things I liked about Age of Imprisonment is how it shows that Rauru was genuinely kind of a retard and Mineru was basically tardwrangling him.
>>736519179It's objectively the best Zelda game.
>>736519220Funny thing is that since the HD release trimmed the unneeded fat, its not a bad game (Occasionaly bringing up the intentional obstacle course layout).I'll just say that I suppose it was inevitable to get another reminder about how things can turn around overtime.
>>736522702Is AoI any good? Got into a Hyrule Warriors kick again the last few days and currently clearing out Adventure maps I haven't finished yet, but kinda want to try another Warriors game sooner or later.
>>736523285It's not really anything special, not bad but I don't feel like I can honestly recommend it compared to the other Zelda Musous. It doesn't even really do all that much new with or elaborate upon the story if that interested you at all. Genuinely the most enjoyment I got out of it was noting how Mineru kept correcting Rauru and every time he didn't listen to her something horrible happened.
>>736523474Good to know. I do like Mineru though, so maybe one day if I just really feel like I need more of her.
>>736519179Link is very cute.
>>736519179I haven't played it yet. I just bought a Switch 2 and it was between this or Xenoblade 2.
This game would have been 12 out of 10 if only it had a new map.
>>736522702>be last survivor of ancient goat race because your ancestors were too unimportant to be involved in whatever destroyed your race>can't repopulate with your hot sister because genetics and inbreeding>just a himbo deer hunter, no idea how to rule, happened to be born with light powers>meet hylians, they make you their king because they're all retards and you're taller than them>get cute hylian wife who does 99% of the actual ruling>constantly try to sneak out and go hunting but your wife scolds you>spend your time autistically making shrine puzzles with the excuse that you're "purifying the land"
>>736519179Great-looking women.
How come I never see people critical about the fact that the majority of TOTK Shrines revolve around Ultrahand? I personally dislike Ultrahand and all of the building mechanics. It’s why I prefer BOTW.
>>736523903>152 shrines>27 different zonai devices, meaning one shrine that's a tutorial for each one>7 combat tutorials>4 tutorial shrines on the great sky islands>51 Rauru's Blessings>15 proving grounds shrines>only 1/3 of the shrines in the game are actual real puzzle shrinesI hated it too. I stopped entering shrines after a while and just treated them as warp points because they were so redundant.
>>736523903Probably because you can cheese so many shrines that it's hard to notice the intended solution is repeated.I just used a shield/rocket or bomb fusion to jump over basically everything once I realized that worked so most of the time I didn't bother building a contraption.
>>736519179It’s better than Crimson Desert i guess
>>736523792>Make it explicitly canon Goat man fucked the human girl giving rise to Zeldas bloodline.>Literally never show their child in either game.
>>736519179Mineru is cute! CUTE!!
>>736519179It's better than eating the crusty asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
>>736523792>>736524495>Last of their race>Only the brother reproduces, the sister that could also logically reproduce with Hylians doesn't and gives no explanation as to why>Despite her openly being invested in her brother preserving their lineMy headcanon is that ancient Hylians had shit taste and Mineru tried but couldn't find anyone
>>736524628>>736524591Won't lie I always found it surprising and disappointing how little art there was of Mineru after release.And short haired Riju
>>736524628>ancient Hylians had shit tasteModern Hylians have shit taste.BOTK's Hylians fucking suck. This Hyrule deserved worse than Demisedorf and his big dumb cloud.
>>736524746She genuinely has an excellent design but the game severely under-utilized her, there's a common theory that she was originally meant to have a bigger role that got cut back. Real shame that is.
>>736524628I thought she did? Since she's the ancestor of the Sheikah. Sure we never met the guy who plapped that, but she had to have boinked someone.
>>736524746She's buried deep behind a miserable sidequest and has next to no actual presence in the game.Which is a fucking shame. I know this point gets repeated here a lot, but she should have been the games Midna. If they were going to put her in the Ipad she should have been able to DO something.
>>736519179It ended
>>736524897Even though Mineru provided the seeds for sheikah tech and culture, there's nothing in the games that suggests she's their literal mother figure. Which is a huge missed opportunity once you realize that she's the only sage without a descendant and Purah just-so-happens to be interested in science and also wears a sort of eye mask on her head.
>>736519179i actually like this gamei like being able to make crazy vehicles,all the women in the game are voluptuous, just missing miphathe dungeons that take away your equipment are funi like having more enemy varietybeing able to play in pretty much all the space on the map, including vertical space is greati'm also happy with the last boss, and the sidebosses compared to the big robot statues in the last game. those were fun but not fun 4x in a row.. meanwhile, the main bosses here have their own gimmick that only appears once, like the plane thing over the volcano, the half gravity thing, or being constantly in air
>>736519179Using fuse on arrows made me actually use elemental arrows since the flowers and fruit are plentiful. In Breath of the Wild I just hoarded all the elemental arrows without ever using them.
I bought this and a switch 2 recently and need to put some time into it and get into it through my depression.I'm at the fire temple, I picked the Gorons to look for zelda first. The fire temple has me stumped, I may be unintelligent. I can't figure out how to get the last 3 locks open. I have to use a guide or something.The depths and collecting poes was kind of cool, got the black tunic.I beat breath of the wild but my dumb schizo ass went crazy and destroyed my switch 1, all games, and old gaming PC because voices and thinking the NSA was spying and shit.
>>736519179It's way better than anything Sony ever did on their history, by a large margin.
>>736519179>>736519220It canonizes that Link cloned the Master Sword via the time paradox in the end of the game after killing Demise in the past causing a separate Goddess Sword to exist
I don't remember but what happened with the Temple of Time in BOTW?
>>736525898I will have sex with TWO Fis.
>>736525998Nothing. It's gutted by time but it exists
>>736519179Mineru is hot, I loved seeing Riju again, Gibdo infested Gerudo Town was fun, the Lightning Temple was fun, Purah is hot, that moment when you jump up above the clouds on your way to the Stormwind Ark is incredible, the Master Sword drawing sequence is incredible, flying through the air was cool, the early mystery surrounding the multiple Zeldas was engaging, Finley is very UOOOOH, Koume and Kotake were in it, Josha is very cute.Those are what I can think of off the top of my head.
I can uninstall it
>>736521926>oh no! the letter M!>Letter M-sama, please spare me!>AIIIIEEEE!
>>736522702I want to fuck this rabbit.
>>736525802I ducktaped rockets to shields to skip all traversal puzzles in the fire temple.
>>736521926Her video on the Gerudo also sucked. She tries to have a veneer of being an intellectual by hiding behind completely irrelevant history.
I love masturbating to children with bullyable cheeks.
