Well, do they have a chance?
RICK
>>736522123Nah, Issac Clarke can't do it. How's he gonna move around that fast in that bulky ass armor
>VenomHe actually has a solid chance. His entire gig is dealing with superhumans and people that do weird shit, so stand users should be right up his alley. He is great at horse riding and he is also a menace at the desert.
mare sex
easily
>>736522123>release ONE episode>goes slienti fucking HATe netflix bros
Clive-Sama could do it.
>>736522123>OguriProbably not, despite being a literal horse she has no special powers.
>>736522483They have now said they will be doing weekly episodes, but the first bunch of weekly eps will be in the fall, so it's basically batches but with the weekly format
>drove my own car in beamngyeah we good
>>736523123>but the first bunch of weekly eps will be in the fallSource?
>>736523218Netflix themselves, the anime account they have on Twitter mentioned that, along with the confirmation of weekly
>>736522123>hornetcan she get the best gear before starting?
>terraria protagyeaheven with just pre-hardmode stuff having hermes boots would be on par with sandman
>>736522123Meta Knight. He should be fine.
>>736523391>it's realFucking lmao
>>736522123Ky Kiske. Probably would do fine.
>>736523709I get that SBR is singlehandedly probably one of the most hyped animes ever, and they obviously wanted to go big and cash on it, but was it really necesaary to go through all this fuckfest?
They really should have just stayed quiet until 2027.
>>736523847netflix killed all the jojo hype, it's over
>>736522206Total Rick victory
>>736522123Yes.
He wouldn't win but he'd get pretty far
>>736522123They'd honestly have a pretty good shot
>>736524249I don't think any of them can ride a horse
>>736522123>Ace Combat 5 protaganistWait does he keep the plane?
>>736523709impressive how dumb netflix is
>>736524971Engie can definitely ride a horse. Spy probably can as well
>>736522123He did the Steel Ball Run already but backwards
>>736524971You don't need to know how to ride a horse to be able to race
>>736526919Steel Ball Walk
does the character need to be able to do infinite spin bullshit to break through trumps jesus shield?
>>736522123>horses censored with black voids in promo artThis never had a chance to be good.
>Leon KennedyHe’d start late like Pocoloco
>>736524971Scout could just run like Sandman.
>>736528592The fuck are you babbling about, tranny?
>>736522123The Nerevarine, I think he'll do ok
>>736528487I already dread Valentine's on screen appearanceIt's just going to be a new breed of derangement
>>736522123Ezy pzy lemon sqzy
>Aura Clash MCHe sweeps.
>>736522123Probably be okay.
>Maruzenskyshe's C in long aptitude so she's fuckedinb4 "but you play as the trainer" shut up nerd
>>736531384Maru would just use her Lambo.
Kliff from Krimson Desert will prob make it out okWhy the fuck was Netflix so shady about release schedules? Why release one 50-minute episode and be completely silent until the Jojo fanbase went further insane and forced an answer out? Is it malicious or just plain stupidity?
>>736522206This but I was playing as Starman. And yes, both of them do the whole run in a single day after picking up necessary stat ups.
>>736522123>CJThat nigger is probably betting on one of horses instead of racing.
>>736523989Anything that makes more people hate Netflix is good
>>736522123>Kliff "Crimson" DesertHe can drift horses so he's got a decent shot
>>736531745Netflix is really retarded when it comes to Jojo releases. I think this may have been their unorthodox way to say “the hype is back!” after Part 6’s release method was really lame, and it just backfired spectacularly. Part 7 has always been one of the most anticipated parts that people wanted to get adapted (2nd place behind Part 4 if I had to guess) and they just wanted to do some bizzaro shit that makes no sense. Trying to make this “into an event” I guess. If anyone hasn’t read part 7 yet, please do because even the episode we just got cut out a lot of stuff. Like Sandman’s intro was cut down significantly alongside other developments both major and minor like what type of horse Gyro has and all that. Also you’ll see a lot more racism since it’s America in 1890.
Absolutely smashes it
>>736534284>"sandman"
>>736523709All they had to do was say ep 1 was a preview and announce a fall release date for the actual series. One fucking job.
>>736534660Soundingman
Oh god dammit
>>736522123Level 1 slave Nora in modded F4
>>736522123Clover couldn't even go past the dinosaurs
>>736522483>>736523709It's because David is tied up with Firefly Wedding, it's slated to air on TV so they can't put it on the backburner like a Netflix release.Also Japanese Netflix is so much better, it's got a huge ass catalog like in the old days and you can even watch every good Star Trek series and movie on it.
>>736534284>Also you’ll see a lot more racism since it’s America in 1890.if they left the bits of Sandman saying that whities only care about money and Pocoloco's grandpa talking about slavery then people would be calling the show woke
>>736522123>Yugioh>as myselfIs my deck my stand? can I summon zombie monsta cardo?
>>736522123Simon from Castlevania and no.
>>736522123He might have a chance
>RevenantShe would actually fit right in with her summons that are basically like stands.
>>736523709they need to stop horsing around
>>736522123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hUxkrAgRJY
>>736522123>steve from minecraftuuuhhhhhhDepends. If he has sulfur slime thing from the newest snapshot, a pig with a saddle and a pokey stick then he wins, otherwise - not without elytra and fireworks
>>736535132>David is tied up with Firefly WeddingWhy the fuck are they wasting effort on some slop when they should be working on Steel Ball Run?
>gets roped into participating by accident>doesn't know how to ride a horse, but he learns within a day>gets a Stand somehow (he'll lose it by the end of the race)>becomes friends with several other racers, they become lifelong pals in a matter of days>regardless of who gets what parts of the Saint, he still confronts Valentine and defeats him in a climactic showdown, with the corpse being lost for some reason or other>says farewell to his friends>disregards the handful of girls throwing themselves at his feet>jots down some notes for the travelogue he'll eventually write about this adventure>leavesJust another chapter in the life of Adol Christin
elk bros is it our time?
>>736536425You forgot about the part where it is shown that he is the chosen one for that one prophecy too.
>>736522123Depends. Is the price a piece of her brother?
>think i got this horse thing down
>>736522123>Sam StrandmanHe already did it reverse from East to West. He might not win but simply finishing leaves him near top % of contestants
>mon hun Dos HunterMaybe?>>736536425Holy based Chadol enjoyer
>>736528915wonder if they'll introduce him in his munchkin form
>>736525983
>>736522123Niggas move at snails pace. Will either starve at the first corner or go insane as soon as their torch burns out in the middle of the day.