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its a cool game? "I Am Jesus Christ"
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Larper game to appear "le based" in front of your Steam friends
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>>736536472
its AI generated slop for amerimutt zoomer tradcath larpers
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While historical records validate the existence of Jesus of Nazareth the man, the basis for the mythos surrounding his figure are superfluous and violate basic laws of nature.

If you want to play a game which illustrates the stories in the bible, this looks fine. But don't forget Jesus was merely a rebellious rabbi who defied the status quo of the Roman government and not the "son of God".
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>>736536472
>jesus christ game
>costs money
nobody has any principles anymore
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do you think so?
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better than the average steam shovelware, which is not saying that much
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>>736536740
It's a game about Christianity, so of course it wouldn't get state funding. How else are they supposed to finance this
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>>736536860
do it for free
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>>736536887
You're just seething that this game was made in the first place
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blyat
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>>736536954
privet
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>>736536740
you think Jesus did wood work for free?
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>>736536719
>While historical records validate the existence of Jesus of Nazareth the man
No they dont.
Historians say they all agree he existed to keep their jobs. it fails to meet the criteria for being a historical fact.
There are no primary sources. People who met the man writing about it or him or government records. Not even so much as a personal letter or journal entry.
There are no secondary sources. People writing about the events his existence caused or people/groups he was close to.
Not even tertiary sources. People writing about hearing about him or the events without having directly interacted.
There is nothing.
The best we have is one historian whose writings on jesus dont match a single thing he wrote before or after and are largely considered forgeries and the Bible itself which was written at least 200 years after the alleged events and molded to fit Jewish prophecy by people who never met him.
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>>736536719
>violate basic laws of nature
Yes, raising oneself from the dead does go against all conventional logic.
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Hoping that the games sell and he makes Old Testament kino
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>>736537113
No, but He did multiply all those breads and fishes.
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>>736536472
i can't believe it took those fucks this long to make this unity asset flip shit
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>>736537481
it's unreal engine. not unity
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>>736536472
So when are we getting I am Mohammed?
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how do I beat the cross level, I keep dying at that part
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>>736538326
you need to wait 3 real life days to continue playing
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>>736536860
Jesus literally wrecked a church because he found it disgusting they were profiting from the religion

modern christians have been gaslit into doing the opposite of whast jesus taught in almost every scenario
how many do you see turn the other cheekl? how many don't covet their neighbours possessions (land, oil, money, etc)? how many give selflessly?
America is the prime example, a country that loudly virtue signals itself as christian and then ignores every single lesson jesus taught and directly oppose several of them
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>>736536472
It's just interactive bible with jank AI voices. Funny because the minigames is worse than 96's educational game for kids.
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>>736538326
don't press any buttons is easiest. the game says you have to balance between guards with A and D but at least in my case you didn't need to press any buttons.
anyway you should have enough fate by that point that you shouldn't die unless you try to do it on purpose. you'd have to bump in to guards many times
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>>736537481
Bro the Romans wrote the bible thousands of years ago.
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>>736536472
Finally. The conservative AI generated games I was told to expect are here.
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>>736538450
See >>736536909
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>>736536860
1) Gacha monetization

2) Sell skins (eg the Renaissance painting style versions, the woke ugly brown versions, Hollywood versions, etc)
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>>736537116
Saying this anywhere in America publicly will get you killed, raped, or rape-killed. Of course you are right though.
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>>736537287
Very different vibe though. From peace loving Jesus to a menagerie of plagues, death, murders, revenge and a 30 year trek through a desert and all kinds of autism. Jews are kinda fucked up.
Also they never actually were present in egypt and Ramses II was not known as a slaver. Furthermore the pyramids or any other important public works were not built by slaves.
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>>736538570
you can't refute anything I said so you are just deflecting

how pathetic
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>>736537116
Won't take long before someone brings up the rag, i bet.
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>>736536472
why are you wasting times on video games? shouldn't you be fighting for your motherhood?
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>>736536472
I heard it has parcour or that the character runs fast. Can someone post gameplay of this?
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>>736536472
Tried to give it a chance, it refused to work on my laptop
Looked up a 'gameplay', it's a lot of poorly done npc dialogue.
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>>736537116
>Historians say they all agree he existed to keep their jobs
Why would ancient historians do that if for 400 years Christians were literally treated as second class citizens in Rome?
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What build will you guys use? I'm going with alchemist to craft potions and throwables, I was thinking of necromancer but it feels too OP
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>>736537116
secondary/tertiary sources exist
if Jesus did not exist then pretty much 95% of antiquity figures also did not exist accrdg to your strict criteria for primary sources
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>>736537116
There's primary evidence that Pontius Pilate existed.
All a primordial Jesus figure needs to exist is if Pontius Pilate crucified a rabbi named Yeshua.
Hint: Yeshua was kind of a very common name in those parts. You think nobody named Josh was ever crucified?
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>>736537116
We know that Paul of Tarsus existed, as well as Peter (irrelevant of Catholic tradition as the first Pope) and John. And we know something of Paul's ilk, even if his 'pastoral' letters are in doubt for authenticity. It's more a question of whether these men fervently believed something had occurred that they themselves were not witness to, but we really cannot know. That's a lot to die for if you never met this Jesus person though- especially (as Paul and Peter seemed to) if you had disagreements over the takeaways about the life of that man. We really ought to stop saying "200 years after" though- something of a canon didn't exist for a couple centuries, but even excluding the supposed Q gospel and the like we still have some information within a lifetime of Jesus' reported death.
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>>736536472
Why Tradcucks love AIslop so much?
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>>736536472
Looks like a meme game but it's sincere, just jank and low budget.



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