Bayonetta.
I love Natalie Mars so much
>>736536562she fucks wolves
>>736536562>Cute and pure Cereza grew up to be a foul-mouthed, pole dancer with giraffe proportionsWhat went so horribly wrong?
>>736538883Absent father.
>>736536562>mole on chinfucking distusting bitch
more like Sexonetta>>736539530its called a beauty mark you homo swine
>>736536562Dominatrix coded and therefore safe horny
>>736539574describe the type of horny you'd rather see in games
>>736539650the "fbi should be be knocking on my door any minute now" kind of horny
>>736539530Its cute>>736539570Faxts twinnn
>>736536562SUCKS
I feel like buying a Bayonetta poster... from amazon...
>>736536562Bump
>>736536562>fades into obscurity once DMC came back with DMC5lol
>>736536562Luka is so lucky.
Reminder that there will never be another Bayonetta game because you didn't buy it.
>>736537741Based
>>736542417I wouldn't call "condemned to Hell and suffering in enternal agony" to be "lucky" but that's just me.
>>736536562More like Cishetnetta hahaha
>>736542417>White woman marries a man that can transform into a dogHmmm
>>736542456I bought this one and it was kino. Legitimatley Kamiya's second best opus after Okami. The problem was that 3 took so long just to be mid and 20% DEI that it turned everyone off buying this one.
>>736542912I enjoyed Origins a lot but my biggest complaint was probably with navigation. Getting the collectables wasn't so much trying to solve a puzzle or use an ability as much as it was just trying to get to them in the first place.
>>736542456This game is so boring and easy and tedious. It's especially insulting coming from a good action action game series. Why do so many people on this site rate it highly?
>>736542984I love that exact sort of navigation that ties your brain into knots, but I respect that it can be annoying and tedious for others.
OH FUCK ME
>>736536562Nothing she does will ever make her as loved or as famous as Dante. And Dante isnt even that iconic.
>>736542554Bayonetta will protect him.
sexonetta
>>736542417>Luka is so lucky.Magic hair phallus pegging so yes.
>>736538883>nyoooo! stop being sexy!
>>736544515Hell, it's hard to say how that whole thing would play out. Bayonetta is said to have a relationship closer than a standard contract to Madama Butterfly, noted to be one of the stronger demons, and commands respect or at least mutual agreement from pretty much any other demon contracted to her but Gomorrah.
>>736542837She can transform into a dog too
>>736536562I find her hot when I got older
kinda crazy how much better Bayo 1 is compared to the sequels i hope jewtendo finances another game switch 2 is a wasteland
>>736545286She transform into a cat...
>>736546054feral sex
>>736546371A cat is NOT fine
>>736538883>What went so horribly wrong?100 years of darkness and the genocide of her people my dawg. though i have not played the spinoff so i don't know what the actual retarded backstory of bayo 3 bayo is, and retconning them to be different characters was the stupidest fucking move ive ever seen, on top of putting the critical plot elements into a SPINOFF THAT CAME OUT LIKE A YEAR AFTER
>>736536562more like Bayotettas
is bayonetta a gamer? is that why she quotes dante, viewtiful joe and fantasy zone?
>>736545458Make her peg the old fart.
>>736547223Of course
>>736549159my wife is too based
>>736536562
>>736549670this was 100% posted by a spiritual indian or an actual indian
>>736538883Shame The Lost Demon flopped because it genuinely had sovl.
>>736549791You know when someone's truly obsessed with a person or group when even they admit that person or group is likely not responsible, but their cope is, "well... SPIRITUALLY (i.e. not really, but I can't stop obsessing or seething so I'm going to try to pin it on them anyway)"
>>736549918you are brownyou have no idea how much better the internet was before your kind had acceess
>>736549897it looked cool but i was too angry over bayo 3 being a mess to play it when it came out
>>736543037I'd expect a game for ten year old girls to be easy. It wasn't boring. Cheshire gets fun new powers all the time and can do cool shit in a fight.
>>736549918Especially considering that pic has been floating around for much longer than the jeet invasion of the internet.Actually, after reevaluation, I think that post was a falseflag. Notice how he said "indian" instead of the correct *jeet*
>>736550028>reddit racism charts in the bayo threadchill dawg
>>736546883Origins gets tragic for her. Luckily it doesn't have a part where she looks right at the audience and says "I'M SO MAD I'LL START SAYING FUCK." I also think it's stupid to say Bayonetta 1 and 2 were about different characters. The Bayonetta 3 approach is a lot better about it, though. The events of all the games did happen to the same person. There's just so many alternate universes that there's one most like the first game and one most like the second game.
>>736550841>The events of all the games did happen to the same personi don't think that's true, im pretty sure the implication with the 3 bayos showing up at the end is that they were the original characters
>>736536562bayonetta (cute)
>>736536562I tried playing the first one a few years back. It was too hard.
>>736550841>"I'M SO MAD I'LL START SAYING FUCK."
>>736546054>>736546410
>>736551416They were from a dimension that was basically just the plot of that game. Alternate dimensions can be so close to the normal one that it's hard to tell them apart. Viola, for example, is hardly weirded out because things aren't very different from her home.
>>736553136You'd better look out because I'm gonna say fuck.
>>736545458>not tickling her pits
>>736538883I like when fictional women get out of their shell but are still virgins...that way they save themselves for the RIGHT MAN. LIKE ME.
>>736554026they are the type who don't like that kind of foreplay, they just want more direct sex action
>>736536562Do Bayo 3 and Origins run well on emulators? I kind of want to play them.
>>736554428Switch emulator developers spend 30 hours a day trying to make a Pokemon game run 1 frame faster and don't care how Bayonetta 3 performs. They're beatable on emulator but you generally have to brute force performance issues with top shelf PC parts.
>>736553306yeah idk does it actually say anywhere that this is the case?
>>736549670C
bayonetta's ass
>>736536562her body proportions are so fucked, no way anyone finds this bitch attractive
>>736556827gigastacy personality is hot
>>736556827She has long legs to draw attention to them when she's kicking or whatever. It's not uncommon to draw a character with very long legs.
>>736549670D
>>736536562PUT BAYONETTA 2 AND 3 ON STEAM ALREADY FUCKING NINTENDO
>>736556827I do
I miss joy
>>736554428I didn't have many issues with ryujinx
>>736537741Me too wonder what happen to her...
>>736542417>Luka is so lucky.I have some bad news for you.
>>736558982If you actually wanted to play those on your PC, you would already have done so.
>>736542554I imagine both living a sitcom in hell, Bayo got a job as head maid/drill sargeant for Madama B and Luka stays at home fending random demons
>>736563412So you're telling me they emulate well?
>>736563728I played 2 and Originis in Ryujinx and they emulate pretty well. 3 i dont know
>>736556827You are gay.
>>736545458Why would she agree to this?
>>736542912Kamiya didn't direct Origins. That was Tinari. He did a very good job. It's to be expected though because the entire reason he was even at Platinum was because of Bayonetta 1.
>>736549670>My girlfriend mother >I'm her son boyfriend >All while trying to make her my pregnant wife so I can be a dad brotherThis might be too confusing
