How is Yoshi able to lay eggs so fast anyway?
>>736543469because they programmed him that way
I do not understand the appeal of bath bombs
>>736543469Women like this foul shit???
>>736543469Does Yoshi bathe in the egg water? haha
>>736543469it looks like a fucking miscarriage
>>736544236They absolutely love useless shit.That's why the market targets them. Men wouldn't buy this garbage.
>>736543469That looks really nasty
>>736544348If that was the case funko pops wouldn't exist
>>736544348Everyone loves useless shit. You're on a board dedicated to useless shit.
>>736543469They could not have picked a less appealing color to come out of that. Why the fuck would they pick the color of meat and blood to come out of an egg?
>>736543469haha that looks very nice i would also like to- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
>>736544372You're absolutely right. I didn't think about that.But in my defense, those clearly are emasculated, feminine men lacking a purpose in life.
>>736543469Is that blood?
Oh hey that's a neat--
>>736544390>thing that life should spring from>instead turns into a disgusting fountain of blood for you to bathe inMaybe it's an allegory for the ritualised baby murder we call abortion?
Officially licensed merchandise btw.
>>736543469The funny Chinese unborn egg fetus
wretched hylic behavior
>>736543469what the fuck
>>736544328kek
>>736543469Can't even tell what the shit in the final shot is meant to resemble. Is it a bloody, blown out rape uterus?
>>736544407>those clearly are emasculated, feminine men lacking a purpose in life.Agreed.
>>736543469is that a fucking embryo at the end?
>>736543469Oh that's cute is a Yoshi gonna come ou-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736543469Yoshi if he infertile
>>736544348>Men wouldn't buy this garbage.Bro you reinvented the pyramids just to use them to sell useless shit
https://www.lush.com/us/en_us/p/yoshi-egg-bath-bombApparently there's a Mario item in each one at random. Yellow for coin, green for mushroom, blue for ice flower and red for fire flower and all the kids who got the fire flower were traumatized.https://www.tiktok.com/@mercy_festus/video/7620129805098372383
>>736544724that's a fucking fire flower?
>>736544724>@mercy_fetus
>>736544713I can see why a mega fatass would see the stuff bass pro shops sells as useless.
>>736544724>it smells like a tongue>ha haalso the kid would have been fine if the adult didn't tell them that it looked like blood.
>>736544724>>736544745Oh fuck I see it now, it's upside down when the femoid holds it. Who fucking thought using these colorants was a good idea though jesus
>>736543469
https://x.com/ImpactoEterno/status/2041418302589727017>that Super Mario World musicLol
>>736544713it was origonally an stadium before BPS bought it
>>736543469It looks like a fetus is dyingWhat kind of fuck is this
>>736543469>this is what anons are telling you to eat an entire bowl of.
>>736543469Bathing in Yoshi's blood haha!
>>736544906>¿qué carajo?spic language is so funny
A Yoshi egg omelette does not sound very appetising anymore
>>736543469>>736544496They aren't even subtle about it.It looks like abortion pagan ritual lmao.
I just realized that despite being male Yoshi lays eggs...
I don't think Yoshi was ready to hatch
>>736545090https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWJwc_AjE48/The yellow coin one doesn't look that bad. It's like egg yolk. The one in OP is like getting Yoshi balut.
>>736545207Now he'll never grow up enough to wear his Doremi jeggings.
>>736545192They're genderless abominations who breed by voring people and tfing them into more yoshis
>>736545208>yoshi balutJfc
>>736543469This is like cracking an egg for breakfast and finding a foetal chick.
>>736544724lmfao
>>736545480Dry cat did not deserve this
>>736543469I do not understand what women find so appealing about bath bombs
>>736545291:(
yoshi was male
>>736543469Why'd they colour it fucking red? The fuck is up with that and it doesn't help that whatever came out looks like an unborn fetus
>>736545828"was"?
>>736544825The kid will be fine anyway unless he's groomed into trauma worship cult
>>736544328
Why yes, I'd like to simulate having an abortion while I relax in the bath, thanks Mario!
>>736547071As we learned, that's completely normal for modern day women.
>>736544193They're a waste of money honestly just use soap
>>736545318facts
Thanks for posting. My child loves Yoshi. I’ll buy a couple this week.
>>736543469Someone post a link to that Yoshi egg post
>>736545192And people wonder why they are always paired with Birdo.
>>736543469Hey I want to bathe with Yoshi's abortion, too!
>>736544193You get the same ingredients for 1/12 the price if not glued to a bomb
>>736544724>from bath to miscarriageNIce, Lush. Genius idea.
>>736543469Got a sample bath bomb a few years ago and didnt want to stain my tub or sink so tried it in a bucket outside and some of it splashed on me and it look a few weeks for it to come off my skin even with daily showering.
>>736543469this isn't very haha....
>>736544825>bleeding, bleeding, BLEEDINGAt that young an age I wouldn't be surprised if that didn't activate SOME hyper-specific primal fear of Yoshi eggs. I got freaked out by less as a kid
>>736543469>it's not an AI made writhing body horror thing
>>736544713t. fat retarded weeb niggermutt
>>736543469What the FUCK?
>>736544193Are you retarded? They're cool
>>736545141Yeah that goopy looking red is the last thing Id want to see in a bath.
>>736554726go ahead and explain why.
>>736544724why's the dad sound like baldi from baldi's basics?
>>736543469what in the world was that? Did they kill and actual yoshi? what's the red stuffs coming out? it's like they put a baby in an acid bath or something
>>736555930>
>>736555930It's a fire flower upside down.
>>736543469is joshi being in the roger rabbit acid?
>>736543469Surely that's fake
>>736555930that's a skinless birdo headthe yoshi swallowed a birdo and turned it into an eggthe birdo was in the process of being dissolved and being reformed into a yoshiyou're seeing the partially dissolved birdo because the egg got broken prematurely
>>736543469looks like something died there
>>736544558What this from? I find it really cool and image search just gives me soundclouds. >>736544724They should've used orange instead of Red but the Dad saying 'it's bleeding' definitely didn't help and only served to further reinforce it as blood when it's just some pigment. Shitty parents using Kids being traumatized for views is equally as fucked up.
>>736544491abortions are basedunwanted babies deserve to die
>>736543469He’s a magical video game cartoon creature that doesn’t obey the rules of actual reality. That’s like questioning how the Tasmanian devil spins around so fast. >”I-it’s just not possible how does he do it??”
>>736554064i genuinely thought it was at first
>>736556391shalom
>>736557106jews don't want abortionsthey need more kids to brainwash
>>736543469>Oh that's nea--
>>736557106But most abortions in the US are black single mothers. The world doesn't need more retarded gay niggers like (you).
>>736544348You're right, kinda, but you're posting that shit on the wrong board. Modern day nerds are so low T they behave like women and buy useless shit as well, most of it made for kids or mentally deficient perverts.
>>736557694>Modern day nerds are so low T they behave like women and buy useless shit as well, most of it made for kids or mentally deficient perverts.Like videogames?
>>736544636upside down fire flower
>>736543469/v/ - twitter reposts
>>736558087we love twitter herewe are from twitter
>>736544713now that you mention it, I think I need another color of 5 inch plastic worm...
>Yoshi!-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>736544724>forcing gacha players to take a bathThis should be illegal
>>736557193they want the kids dysgenic and castrated and dead and gone is the point idiot, abortion is just a more streamlined way
>>736557515Leftoids always say this and it’s derranged. Abortion as such can’t be a practice that exists in society. Lays foundation for death. Eviscerating a child from its mother? The concept shouldn’t even exist. It’s evil.
Last time I took a bath it took like 15 minutes to fill the tub and I got cold in about 5 minutes.
>>736558932>Leftoids always say "the world doesn't need more retarded gay niggers"WTF I love the left now.
>>736559716Fill issue.
Is this a Yoshi thread or a women hate thread, because I don't reallly care about the latter.
>>736544724Oh that's way, way funnier. I wonder whose call that was at corporate.
>>736561431Why not both?
>>736544407So this subhuman says on the videogame board of 4chan
>>736555930>dad was such a drag...>and then he had to go and kill us all
>>736543469Dafuq is this shit
>>736561620Because I want a haha thread, not /pol/faggotry.
>>736562226kazakhs laugh too
>>736562226Does Yoshi speak in the movie or only does Yoshi noises?
>>736562226draw them fucking
>>736562463It's only Yoshi noises, but they're articulated, if that makes sense, like Yoshi helping Luigi tease Mario by singing That's Amore with him.
>>736562635i was wondering if he was going to speak considering the promotional material was hyping up donald glover voicing him, does he make good yoshi noises?
>>736562838Actually, yeah. Fox, Luigi, and Yoshi all have genuinely really good performances (despite Fox being completely OOC), and I wouldn't mind if all 3 voiced their characters in the games going forwards, though obviously that won't happen since they're Hollywood celebs and not voice actors by trade.
>>736543469A bath abortion?
>>736543469Must be one of those Delfino Yoshis made by Bowser Jr.
>>736561431fucking a Yoshi while he gorges on a goomba
>>736564264That's the dream right there
>>736562838Literally anyone would make better Yoshi noises than Totakas nearly 30 year old Yoshi Story sound files.
>>736564306fuck......
>>736543469you are brown
>>736544328I thought the same kek
>>736543469>>736544724>shower gummyWTF is a shower gummy???
>>736567306It's something Lush's been pushing recently. They're basically just Shower Gel condensed hard enough to hold its shape.
>>736544692Is a dead Yoshi :(
>>736555930>>736556041kek
>>736555930Looks like something out of Exitenz
>>736543469What the fuck is wrong with Nintendo
>>736544724>Made in Canadanot surprised one bit
>>736555930That's a bezelith, he's the chosen one.
>>736561815>So this subhuman says on the videogame board of 4chan
>>736567306Eat it and find out
>>736562226
>>736569918those penguins are good, they adapted their dance moves for 4 dancers on the fly
>>736569918the pain in luigi's eyes
>>736544193I don't get the appeal of baths in general. Stewing in your own juices is disgusting.
>>736544193It's a woman thing.
>>736571210you gotta do it like the jap, first they shower and then they take a bath with all that crap as a relaxation shit
>>736543469Green's kind of a gross color to come out too, but why not like purple or blue, to go with the space/galaxy motif?
>>736571210>Stewing in your own juices is disgusting.>not showering before bathingretard
>>736555930It's the Russian egg homunculus.
>>736571258Why the fuck would i wash twice? I could be playing vidya with the time it takes to do that!
>>736544193they don't even explode
>>736571547Baths aren't for getting clean, they're for relaxation and skin care. Baths are a fucking terrible way to get clean because (as the other anon said) you're just stewing in your own juices. So you wash off and then get in the bath to let the warmth (and jets, if you're fortunate enough to have those) relax muscles and help with joint pain.
Sounds like a huge waste of water and gas and time. I say this as someone that takes long showers.
>>736543469Someone needs to add Yoshi sound effects to this video
Oh womxn! I love micro plastics and coloring seepin into my skin and giving moi cancer!
>>736571797You're using way more water with the long showers than you would with a quick shower + hot bath.
>>736571258Sounds like a massive waste of time and water.
>>736571903No you don't lmao
My shower are boiling hot and 40 minutes long. I don't understand how you can get clean in 5-10 minutes, need to scrub so much dirt and oil off - fuck genetics
>>736544328My immediate thought. I thought something died.
Just tried this foam and it's fantastic.Inexpensive and the fragrance lasts for a long time.
>>736543469I rember when I had time for baths. It was cool. Then we decided to have kids
>>736545480That's how democracy works!
>>736545354>This is like cracking an egg for breakfast and finding a foetal chick.Don't ever look up Balut.
>>736543469right when i thought nintendo can't be more pathetic, they release gacha abortion bath bombs
Only female reptiles can lay eggs.Yoshi must be a girl with a transgender name
>>736572402don't you have some cities to rebuild, Zack?
>>736572412Yoshi eggs are a digestive process, not a sexual one.
number 15, yoshi miscarriage egg
>>736572712erotic
>>736571693>relaxWhat are you, a woman?
>>736573149>t. fag with a back so stiff it cracks in 50 places when he gets out of his chair
>>736571210You're supposed to shower beforehand
for me it's that Jaws bath bomb they have over in Japan. legitimately makes the water look like ocean water with blood in it.
>>736571693You can make the jets hit your benis and it feels good then the white goo comes out
