>Perfect games don't exi-
True.What are your thoughts on the rest of the series, however? Or other CAVE games, perhaps.
>>736548462okay i liked the cover so I will try it, is there any translation available? is turn based or action combat?
>>736548462so why aren’t you playing it? Do you expect us to believe that the 150+ other DDP threads weren’t made by other tourists who probably no longer play the game, let alone shmups
>>736548462
>>736548851How very Freudian. I'm a Junghead, but I appreciate.
>>736548462The fuck is it called?
>>736551595It's written on the cover. >I can't read japanese!The red text anon. It's Dodonpachi Daioujou
>>736552651To be frank the red text is on the title and a few of the letters was obscured so i couldn't accurately.
Last time I cleared this I played b-shotia but the clear sucked. Would you guys recommend a or b exy? It doesn't feel like ketsui where tiger is clearly a huge advantage.
>>736553974Anything will be better than playing B-S. I've said something like that before too, especially since it was a WL run. Most fun I had clearing was A-L for some reason. You get to pull some stupid bullshit to compensate for the very narrow shot range, and it doesn't matter too much anyways since the main point is being fast and pissing lasers all around. Stage gameplay becomes annoying, but bosses are ez.
>>736554156I guess my biggest concern would be the back end of stage 5, I've never done that without bomb spam. My goal is ultimately to just beat my pb, nothing ambitious. I'll likely work on it after I wrap up this psyiko kick.
>>736554590>I guess my biggest concern would be the back end of stage 5, I've never done that without bomb spamWell you are lucky. I have recorded exactly that, but I was playing as B-L just for fun.https://streamable.com/nlo3yfHopefully still a decent example of routing this section without using bombs or hypers.Game version is White Label/Arcade Original. Black Label should be easier.
>>736548462I think I'm going to play donpachi on psone first. I don't have a stick tho sadly
>>736554785Interesting, thank you. With shotia I was struggling to really remove targets off the screen quickly enough. The cut throughs after 1:20 look a bit fucked.
>>736548851It's probably my favorite vidya cover of all time but I've never been able to find a full version without the text... It must exist somewhere, right?
>>736555293>With shotia I was struggling to really remove targets off the screen quickly enoughUnderstandable, Shotia's laser does less damage. It's going to be difficult to consistently take down bigger enemies. It bothered me a lot in stage 3 and 5 especially when I played B-S. Stage 4 is where you can save bombs more easily believe it or not, so I turned the stage 5 "routing" into really just bomb spamming starting from the bee nest-like section(after the first midboss) during these attempts. >The cut throughs after 1:20 look a bit fucked.Yeah agreed. The funny part is that I usually don't struggle with that section at all, it just happened in the video there and left it like that since I'm more concerned with what came before it.
I'd rather play Gundeadligne
>>736548462Most disingenuous threads. Post your shitty imouto images, tripfag.
>>736548462>shmupslopShould've had a hillbilly strumming a banjo to get more recognition
That shit was great, I loved it. The NG+ was even better. It's no ZeroRanger (a good thing imo) when it comes to the story, more of a normal JRPG narrative, but it's executed very well. Just a pleasure to just shoot things up, and that's the most important part, but there's a lot of skill ceiling with scoring that you must master to grapple with higher difficulties.
>>736555462>but I've never been able to find a full version without the text... It must exist somewhere, right?completely unironically this is the type of task that a diffusion model excels at, if you inpaint only over the text using the rest of the image as context and a good model.99.99% of AI slopped images look like shit but this is an appropriate usecase
>>736548662What are you playing? Probably nothing
>>736548462Chaining is a shit scoring system but otherwise it's a 10/10
>>736557029kill yourself
>>736548462Shmups are trooncoded so they're automatically garbage. Post a real game next time.
>>736560375Why do troons always play the coolest games
Arcade games are honestly garbage. The mobileslop of their time.
>>736561116Except there's no meta progression and it's 100% skill based. Better luck next time.
>>736561163The only skill required is memorization, which is the lowest form of skill. Oh gee willikers I can't wait to study for my shmup test!
>>736561116Cope
>>736561476How retarded do you have to be to find grinding the same 20 minutes of gameplay for hours fun? If that's all your game has going for it then it sucks.
>>736561251Name one vidya without memorization
>>736561116>>736561251>>736561567lmao zoomers literally hate gameplay, they just want a themepark experience
>>736561603>autoscroller where you move a hitbox around to avoid pre-determined patternsOnly autists consider this good gameplay. None of the ones on this board are even good by the way, they get completely mogged by random Jap autists just playing for fun. Total posers.
>>736561251>>736561567Modern games are made for people like you who want to be able to beat anything without practice, so they just make combat different flavors of RPS.
>>736561738I don't play modern games, arcade slop is just bad.
>>736560375I love how every game genre that asks you to get good at it is automatically considered trooncoded
>>736561251>The only skill required is memorization, which is the lowest form of skill.Post clears.
>>736561567That is my favorite part of gaming though. I usually never beat any games because they get too easy once you understand them, so I almost always restart a game after 20 hours or so so I can be weak and struggle again.
>>736561251>The only skill required is memorizationYou never played a single one of the games you're trying to shit on, notedSome games ask you to get good at them to be able to beat them; it's not exclusive to arcade
>>736561567It's the 20 minutes of perfectly designed gameplay. There is more gameplay in those 20 minutes than any 120 hour long game. I could ask the same question of people who play 120 hour long games with less than 20 minutes of real gameplay.
>>736561926Nothing on-rails is perfectly designed. Fuck autoscrollers.
>>736560375seek therapy
>>736548462not the ps2 version, that's for sure
The amount of people who don't know shit about shmups and think that it's just about memorization is crazyIt's as much about memorization as any other game that doesn't have randomly generated levels (and even games with random generation have some level of memorization that can differentiate a good player from a newbie)Guys, Super Mario Bros is just about beating the same levels each time you boot up the game, remembering where the enemies and obstacles are and avoiding them, can't believe one of the most famous games in the world is memorizationslop
>>736561251guaranteed replies
>>736562134Super Mario Bros (pbuh) has a physics system, variety and most importantly: zero autoscroller slop. It already shits on every basic shmup garbage ever made by default.
>>736561976Autoscrolling is a critical design feature of shmups to induce pressure upon the player. This is better than, say, infinitely spawning enemies in some nes platformer, for example.
>>736562313>design featureTranslation: lazy decision made to extract more money from goyim.
>>736561685>>736561976>>736562249>autoscrollers are bad because the nintendo youtuber said so
>>736561804You're retardedNearly every pre modern or retro game is either arcade or has roots in arcade design
>>736562430Play more games.
>>736548462Nothing about this game is fun.
>>736562368Not lazy, efficient, and eliminating it produces many issues other genres still haven't found a good answer to.
>>736562501No it's straight up lazy and done not for any sort of practical purpose outside of extracting more cash.
>>736562495This is pretty fun
>>736561869Why would anyone memorize a game they don't enjoy? Are you retarded?
>>736562579Nothing about that is fun.
>>736562579The same "aesthetics" as a gaudy slotmachine. Just imagine the obese loser who sat down and memorized this shit.
>>736555462the egl ruins it
>>736562567What does this have to do with extracting cash?In a way every arcade game is made for that, but how are autoscrollers with waves of enemies specifically made to get your money?It being hard is what makes you spend if you want to keep going, not the concept in itself
>>736562764>answers the question himself>Is too retarded to realize itYup it's autism.
>>736562474How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?
>>736562642Maybe you're the one who's not fun!
>>736562764>but how are autoscrollers with waves of enemies specifically made to get your money?Because it is by far the easiest way to for sure kill the player unless they memorize exactly what happens next.
>>736562642Not every game was made for youDisliking stuff is fine>>736562690Tell us what games you playI need to know what the people who shit on games because "duuuuh, memorization" play>>736562824So what you dislike is games being hard, noted
>>736562690>>736562642u dont know shit bitch
>>736555462
>>736562885Now we're getting somewhere. So you're saying you hate obstacles you can't overcome intuitively. But such obstacles have an incredibly low skill ceiling.
>>736562885I think you have a very wrong idea of what shmups areYou will for sure lose lives on stuff that will surprise you, and, yeah, those games aren't meant to be beaten on your first tryBut shmups aren't just random garbage; there are different reoccurring enemy types most of the time, and unless you're playing on the hardest difficulties, games will let you time to see what each doesSo when you see a formation of enemies you know what to doIt is memorization, but it's literally something that you can apply to 80% of video games
What game doesnt require memorization
>>736563076Sucker punching the player to make them lose until they memorize all the sucker punches is objectively bad design.
>>736562956They don't though.
>>736562956>So you're saying you hate obstacles you can't overcome intuitively.More like I'm not amused by seeing cynical gotcha moments every two minutes, calculated exactly for maximum monetization in a very specific setting. Why put up with that when so many other games exist?
>>736563124>>736563259That isn't what shmups areUnless you play on the hardest difficulties, but if you do that without having played the game normally you're just fucking retardedWhen you see videos with a shit ton of bullets on screen with players zooming in between them, it's usually not normal mode; it's people flexing their gameplay on hard difficulties. It's not what you should expect from those games when getting into themMost of those games aren't baby easy but they're not video game CBT
>>736563168They do though, what humans can do intuitively is incredibly limited. You can't up the difficulty without introducing learning. Otherwise you just get a casual and BORING nitwit game.
>>736563292All arcade games are bullshit designed to extract money every two minutes. This isn't a secret and it isn't good game design.
>>736563450Sounds like you're just lazy and cant handle stressful situations honestly
Espgaluda 2 is better :)Still need to play mushihimesama doe
>>736561251It's eye training, you can't beat it through memorization.
>>736562956Games like Monster Hunter or just soulslikes also have some "fuck you try again" moments that will ask you to read the enemy to not get caught byPrecision platformers are all about memorization, rhythm games tooWhat about puzzle games too? Stuff like Tetris or Puyo asks you to memorize, react, and adaptAre they all shit because of that?That would make a lot of genres that would be shit because of that :/>>736563450Today they're not really a thing anymore, but shmups are still being made, old ones are being ported or/and are emulatableMoney isn't stolen from you anymore; you have all the time you want to get good at the game. No worry to have about that
>>736563691>Are they all shit because of that?Yes, unironically.
>>736548462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anGJC6__9I&list=RD-anGJC6__9I
>>736563691Monster Hunter has always been shit. Souls games went straight to shit the moment you couldn't intuit them and it became memorization shit. Precision platformers are bad. Puzzle games don't require that, they require you to learn not hard memorize.
>>736562583How did you form an opinion then? If it's such a low form of skill then you surely must have some easy clears.
>>736563743Do you even play games?
>>736563691>Games like Monster Hunter or just soulslikes also have some "fuck you try again" moments that will ask you to read the enemy to not get caught byBruh no they don't lol, those are super easy games
>>736562934You are sexy
>>736563778>>736563743Ok I'm convincedThread is just retards who don't play games crying about stuff they don't know shit about
Shmups are for people who love learning and executing cool maneuvers. There is zero time wasted on tutorials or padding, every second must be engaging.
>>736563945Congratulations you've failed to understand game flow.
>>736563945Go back to seething about the mods on /vr/ banning you for being an insufferable fag.
>>736562579You broke the chain. Start over.
Ok everyone please tell us what shmup filtered you and made you this mad at the whole genre
>>736563801>>736563906I only play good games.
>>736548662It's one single schizo making a bait OP and replying to himself. The earlier you call him a nigger and leave the thread the better /v/ will be
>>736563993What do you mean? DOJ for example is designed like a rollercoaster, and alternates between predictable routing sections and spooky micro dodges. It's always attacking different parts of your brain, there are sections where you smoothly cut down enemies and feel in control, then you get put on the backfoot and get slammed with adrenaline.
>>736564168This genre sound amazing for people with autism.
>>736564160new poopy joe?
>>736564156Such as?
>>736564037Whelp I just checked /vr/ and it looks like there's 8 shmup bait threads now. Probably shouldn't have deleted the gameplay thread and opened that can of worms but that's not really my problem anymore. :)
>>736564168Once again, congratulations you've failed to understand game flow.
Drinking mork zero while watching Mork's shmup slam 6 as we speak
>>736548462What's CAVE up to recently anyways ?
>>736548462Saidaioujo mogged if but contrarian kneejerkers are not ready for that conversation
>>736564309gachas
>>736564309The Touhou mobile game
>>736564309Devs left to make their own stuff, mostly prostitute rings and gacha now
>>736564243Shining Force IIIPerfect DarkSMT Devil Survivor
>>736562934>>736555462smol
>>736564443Chuuni teen alert
>>736564369>the forbidden T wordMelty time
>>736564443>RPGslop
>>736564109Sexo
>>736564443I don't know enough about the others but SMT has encounters that are automatic fingers in the ass if you're not preparedThe whole series is like that,adapting and remaking your team depending on whatever the game throws at youIt's not memorization but you still definitely get walls asking you to think about how to proceed
>>736564305always funny how you default to this when you get exposed. you do it in /vr/ too.
>>736564589That's not a game
>>736564593And they have to do with bad interactions between the ambush mechanic and instant death or have to do with you not doing your due diligence on having a rounded enough party.
>>736564584RPGs are way better than shmups.
>>736564232When I got my first clear I got an erection
>>736561603>a themepark experiencefuck you
>>736561567>muh repetition and refinement is bad>its my fault i choose to not get better and instead pigeonhole myself into the same end result every timeright, because your real life is so dynamic right?
>>736562690>Just imagine the obese loser who sat down and memorized this shithow can be loser if win?
>>736564905>muh repetition and refinement is badYes.
>>736564905Refining your "skills" in some carny-tier scam game is indeed a bad waste of time.
>>736564607Ok Mork
>>736560986Because they are male autists who have on average like 15 IQ on your good ol’ American boy who enjoys games about guns and balls. Same reason Jews tend to have good taste and are way over represented in anything relating to arts, basically.
>>736564774I like both, both are good
>>736565032>male autists who have on average like 15 IQ on your good ol’ American boy who enjoys games about guns and ballshttps://youtu.be/t2YSH95x7O4
Just stop being bad at games, it's that easy
>>736565018but it's fun
>>736565032>game is indeed a bad waste of timeGive us one game that isn't objectively a waste of timePlaying games isn't productive, they're all time wastersSo why not play the ones you like the most
>>736551595怒首領蜂大往生
>>736560375>>736561116>>736561251Time is a flat circle
>>736561251Its actually the highest form of skillIts directly correlated with IQ
If you 1cc'd doj you're automatically cool in my book
>>736562567So what you're saying is that you're jewish.
>>736565808Wrong.
Esp ra de is better
>>736565828We don't give a fuck about you.
>>736565828this validation seeking loser lol
>>736566028>>736566143t. uncool
>>736566182Nigga you put your self worth on what autistic nobodies online think of you.
This board is completely filtered by bullet hells lmfao holy shit. You don't even have to memorize shit if you're on a lower difficulty either, you can 100% 1cc off reaction alone
>>736566250yet another uncool remark with no chill, fascinating
>>736566297Took a while, but the fake expert found the thread. There's always gotta be one.
>>736566250Arcade threads will always fail here because they're rooted in attention whoring. So the resident schizo will keep spamming threads and samefagging them
>>736566371This sounds like projection
>>736563945>Tranime
>>736566371sounds like the truth judging by how the last few shmup threads went, it has to be some coordinated sharty raid
>>736566435Tranime website
>>736566546>avatarnigger website
Go put up a new thread shmuptranny
>>736565963It feels bad to dodge shit in this game, I don't know why
>>736564109Touhou unironically
>>736566735Because it's a piece of shit like every other shmup.
>>736548462Dai Ou Jou is deservedly beloved, but I'd rather play the previous DDP game or Dai Fukkatsu.
>>736566829Have you tried taking vitamin d
>>736566829>Got filtered by the most casual entry level series possible
>>736566028Who's we?
>>736548462I can make it to the final stage and about a 1/3rd the way through it on one credit. Is that good? The second to last stage is really fun.
>>736566735Dodging bullets is as good as bullet hell games usually are. Maybe you're trying to make the plane avoid the laser balls instead of making Player Hitbox not hit Damaging Hitbox.
Who's the best character in Sexy Parodius?
>>736567973The fish
I like shmups. i mostly play on normal. What other games should I check out? Not ikaruga i played that.
>>736568439boku no pico
>>736568496thanks
>>736568439Guwange
I don't like shmups they're too hard.
>>736568615git gud
>>736568439Mushihimesama, its on steam and the novice mode was my personal first 1cc
>>736568556If you can clear crimzon on arcade mode do you really need to ask lol
>>736568439Kaikan
>>736569817I can't get fucking touhou to work even with vpatch on w11 so i don't otherwise konw where to start other than cave titles. I tried to find Blue wish ressurection plus again a few years ago but i think it's gone now.
>>736548630Now I want a turn-based shmup
>>736548630i always thought it looked like a jrpg cover too.
>>736568439You might as well play a Dodonpachi game, so you can see what every other bullet hell is trying to be. I know Resurrection is on Steam.
>>736569940So why not CAVE titles? It's not a lot of information to go off and based around what you play CAVE would be the logical conclusion. Or you can look at other devs like raizing and psyiko. Or play an indie game like blue revolver, which like crimzon is heavily inspired by CAVE stuff. And just so you know, the really cool CAVE games aren't on steam unfortunately, the crazy stuff is locked behind emulation or console m2 ports, so if you've only played their steam games you may get the wrong impression, not that those games are bad or anything.
>>736568230butt
>>736570362The search laser on this character is pretty fucking nuts ain't it
>>736570362game? i was about to make a post saying all shmups are trash but this proved me drong.
>>736570306Obviously I could pick a CAVE title. I was just curious what recs I would get since I like crimzon clover and I don't keep up with anything new coming out.
>>736570625That's clearly boku no pico
>>736570481Yes but I still died more times than the total amount of enemies I killed.
>>736570906If you play the first stage optimally I think you can max lasers by the first boss if I remember correctly, I did like 1 or 2 speed then beelined for lasers. That should pretty much carry you through 75% of the game without doing anything, it's honestly kind of broken.
>>736561251You can blind 1CC if you are used to the genre.I've done that with Touhou games and I suck at shmups, so I can easily imagine better players blinding Cave games.You must be handicapped if you can't even comprehend that.
>>736571003The game doesn't seem too bad even without powerups. I was able to die to a late stage boss, lose all weapons, and still kill it with starting laser.I was never able to do that on a first playthrough Gradius game before.
>>736571203It ramps up in stage 5 a little but yeah it's pretty simple.
Anyone else feeling deja vu
>>736571682like the same 2 people responding to themselves about the same exact things the past 50 threads? no just you
>>736571682I had been very strongly but it stopped a few weeks ago.
>>736571682>>736571865Dude meds
hi mork
>>736571682Every shmup thread on /v/ proceeds the same way>quarter munchers>memorization>no content>morkIt's happened before, and it will happen again.
>>736570659A more obscure pick would be the eXceed series. The second one is best. It's like Ikaruga, but more fun as a shmup. The other two are fun, they're just not as stand-out.
mork
>>736572226I'm pretty sure it's being done by people who actually want and make the shmup threads so I don't understand what the goal is
>>736570029An alternate mode in Ball X Pit makes the game turn-based https://youtu.be/Ox2ZSewaxdk?t=1060Obviously it's not a shmup (despite some bullet-hell similarities) but a turn-based shmup working in a similar way
>>736573072Damn what is wrong with boomers
>>736570625sexy parodius
>>736572230looks fun, i might try it later.>2 seeds on the only torrentthank god for the scene. I tried to get into touhou but I couldn't get a working tutorial for vpatch anywhere.
>>736572853Me neither, I think they have an inferiority complex. I'm just here to watch.
>>736572853It's always the same games, same questions, same answers, same tranime images, same seething too. Don't you faggots get bored?
>>736573739>shitposting about the same thing every dayThat's what they mean by playing the game
>>736573739Compared to what exactly, can you show me a unique thread on 4chan? It's odd that you've chosen these comparatively rare threads to have a mental breakdown in
>>736573878>comparatively rareYou've been making this thread every day.
>>736573878why so defensive?
>>736574029No, I haven't. And I didn't make this thread either. And the more unique the thread is, the more severe your mental breakdowns and trolling.
>>736548462stop trying to gaslight people into playing shitty shootem up bullet hell games
>>736548462>wow this game looks great because of the cool art cover!>search it up on youtube >it’s just an autistic tranime 1942
>>736574375it's just touhou but old and gay
>>736568439If you mean Steam specifically:MushihimesamaDevil Blade RebootEarthionZeroRangerCycle Chaser H-5Yellow Trouble (more of a Shock Troopers-like)Ray'z Arcade Chronology and any of the other classics M2 has put out
>>736548462Post your Physical Shmup Collection. Old fags would never dedicated themselves to Steam. Let's see if you really have a super fan or a tourist
>>736573072Ball X Pit suffers from a common problem in modern games I like to call "RPG breakaway" wherein the game's internal progression system is such an important aspect of its gameplay that it eventually subsumes the rest of the mechanics and the game becomes reduced to optimal upgrade pathing. Not even optimal, just good enough to survive. This is the type of game design that wins awards in contemporary publications.
>>736574992Sounds fun
>>736574946>you're not a real fan if you don't consoom>in the year 2000+26The only faggots who care about a collection are scalperniggers
>>736575178>scalperniggers>espgaluda 2 is double it's retail price on AmazonI hate these retards
>>736573739The games aren't changing so why the fuck would the discussion about them change? You have idiots with an unearned sense of superiority versus people who have reasons to not like shmups. This isn't going to change.
>>736575603you spam these dogshit threads with the same garbage as if anyone gives a fuck lmaogo get the other schizo's discord name and fuck each other in DMs instead of shitting up /v/ even more
Someone should do a study on semen count in gamers divided by genre so we can determine which one has the most virile players. I see no other way to settle this.
>>736575772What're you talking about?
this is the only "shmup" im ever playing
>>736576387post 1cc
>>736576387post 2cc
>>736576387holy fucking based nice recc
>>736575879Just did one. Dead last is all arcadetrannies
>>736576702fuarking basado
>>736576702Did you extract the semen yourself
>>736576867Wouldn't you like to know, tranny
>>736576702did we at least beat the rhythmfags
>>736575178okay.
>>736577031No. The order of most to least virile is carnival games > giant mobileslop games >>> rail shooters > fighting games > rhythm games >>>>> shmuptranny games
>>736555462Really wish Japan didn't lose the ability to make art like this.
>>736576702I knew jarpigs would have the most virile semen but to have twice the amount as 2nd place is truly astonishing.
>>736577143how will we ever recover shmupKINGs.......
>>736577147It was a different time.
>>736577143>carnival gamesStopped reading
>>736565963>>736566735https://youtu.be/fHZ088RtIjQI would argue Espagaluda II is the peak just because it's way more forgiving if you know how to manage your power meters and know how to utilize Kakusei correctly. It has tons of depth that has tremendous replay value.
>>736577139I started on keyboard and like it for the genre. But it seems like a lot of people are using controller?
>>736577305That's the inferiority complex. You will never play skee ball with a man in your life.
>>736577143So basically, the less "virile," the better the genre? I got a vasectomy so I'm a shmupfag by default, I guess. I'm not regret.
>>736573334Yeah it's particularly hard to get a torrent of a bullet hell. I managed to get the series on Steam, but that was so long ago, they aren't even on Steam any more. Blue Revolver is also fun and a lot easier to get a copy of.
>>736577143I don't care for arcade shooters personally but I do understand how compelling the drive to improve a score or a run can be. I got really into pinball for that reason and ended up on the top 5 for a handful of Williams tables for a while. It's really cool to focus on something and master it.
>>736577448Fuck you, a woman can dream
>>736577448>you will never play ticket machine games for shitty "prizes"Yeah. Back when I was like 12. Around my middle school years I started getting into actual arcade games. Mortal Kombat 4, Street Fighter 2, Tekken 3 and Tag, House of the Dead, and The Lost World car cabinet were my go-to's.
>>736577143>play carnival games: have fun with friends and get prizes>play a shmup: be groomed by insecure autistic nerds and lose all your friendssounds about right to me
Kinda funny to watch zoomers have sour grapes about arcades because they never got to enjoy them. bing bing kekaroo!
>>736577770>shmups bad because... because they le just are, okay?!Git gud, post clears shitter
>>736577906you know you lost when you begin frogposting
>>736577770You can just play a shmup and not talk to pricks who play Battle Garegga 7 days a week.
>>736577823did your 60 year old hands miss the quote button? i thought you needed hand eye coordination for shmups...
>>736577956>you know you lost when you begin frogposting
>>736577770These "people" get no bitches
>>736576096>>736574029
>>736574375So sounds like something that'd be up your alley
I never understood how these games were ever successful. If I were at the arcade and some sweaty 30 year old was trying for a 2-ALL, I'd be waiting like 45 minutes for one person to finish. I don't have that kind of time even as a kid.
>>736578675>I never understood how these games were ever successfulsurprise, they weren't. they only live through japniggers hyping it up for the westfags
>>736548462>Perfect game>Looks inside>shmupYou son of a bitch
>>736572293He-who-must-not-be-named-in-shmup-threads...The gameplay density lord...
>>736579127Just call out the schizo for samefagging and you will summon him.
>>736578675Most people get a game over in like 5 minutes. It's not often someone finishes a 2-ALL.
>>736579389>credit feeds for 20 minuteswhat now retard
>>736579389I remember playing Mushi Futari on cabinet once and got to stage 5 on my first try. No fucking shot is anyone playing these games while employed.
>>736579501gee i wonder why all these companies went bankrupt 25 years ago and the only one left is doing touhou gachashit
>>736579098>posts a movie
>>736577262I really like this one
>>736566349Not an expert. I only mentioned it because I myself usually 1cc on the easier difficulties because I don't like memorization either.
>>736579780The future of shmups is user created content. Make your own impossible boss or stage or whatever.
The genre requires a little RP for me but that is what makes it one of my favorites. The lone pilot making his way through hordes of enemies, You were never supposed to make it this far. These are the only games where I genuinely think "I can't keep dodging!" but I do. Very rare and fulfilling.
>>736580339dude it's the same setup of enemies every timethese games are as shallow as it gets
>>736580418have some imagination.
>>736580582Use your brain.
>>736560375Correct
I like a fun pattern.>>736569940Use thcrap. There's a ready-to-unpack collection of all mainline THs on RuTracker and it worked pretty much flawlessly for me on W11, just unpack, run the game with thcrap to let it update, then launch it again.
ENTER
>>736580889Bugs are cool, beetles especially. I genuinely believe this to be half the reason I like Mushi so much. Not many games you get to play as a cool beetle.
>>736581061And it's a reskinned grey ship anyway.
>>736581096This is why Bloody Roar is so good.
>>736581160nice yugioh monster
>>736581160Whatever floats your boat champ.
>>736565032more likely they are idea thinker instead of object thinkers so they seek out aethetics and the autism on top of the narrows it down to games
>>736581335what?
>>736580067Also a classic. I think the Psi cover is up there too, though.
>>736580889>>736581061Certified banger coming thru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPAyRytnLWE
>>736579424Etiquette requires you to get off the fucking machine if you got a game over, and there's someone behind you waiting to play. If you're being a prick, the arcade staff should hear about it.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJGhdLFr7g
>>736582768>etiquette>arcade degensNice joke
IS THAT A FRICKIN BEE?I HECKIN LOVE DODONPACHI!
>>736583182Sex.With.That.Bee.
>>736548462what the fuck is it with shmups having covers that have nothing to do with the games at all.
Mushi at HEYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/5lk1wVtXncM
no one cares oniigger
>>736583724Too many games with sci-fi jets shooting lasers on the cover, had to stand out somehow.
>>736583182A DODONPACHI REFERENECE? I'M GOING INSANE
>>736584114The chat is as interesting as the stream itself honestly. Japs think mushi is a great beginner game too. :)
>>736570029This is a TAS run of a real shmup You just pause and analyze the next best move every frame
>>736573739Ok go play Jamestown and gigawing 2 and get back to me
>>736585963DoneWow more blue and pink bullet vomit so fucking innovative
>>736570029Good news.
>>736586128Irem is absolutely cursed lol
>>736584040>same 3 people talking to themselves>2 hours of nobody playing anythingHey, just like the average shmup thread!
>>736586340Someone is playing now?
>>736548462I own the PCB of this game, it makes shmup fags seethe
>>736586456scroll back and it's 2:15 hours of demonstrations kek
>>736586456Yeah I summoned them. You're welcome.
>>736586575>2 people on the cabs simultaneously>th-there was no one playing beforeYou got pwnt loser
>>736586635>refuses to scroll backnot fooling anyone
>>736586728(You) status: BUTT DEVASTATED
DEMONSTRATION the stream.
shmup noob here, played astebreed last week it was kino
>>736586919nice deflection schizo
>>736586919Asstobreed isn't the one I'd start with, but it is fun.
>>736586845Embarrassing, but we all knew how that stream would turn out
>>736586952I audibly lol'd, you are obsessed
>>736587013it was pretty easy until the final boss, i thought i was going to 1cc it
>>736586919>>736587091It's so obvious dude. This is almost as bad as the Poopy Joe spam.
A game designed to eat up as many quarters as possible cannot be perfect by definition.
>>736587148>Poopy Joeshmups do insist upon themselves
>>736587272Replace the Mother 3 OPs with some random shmup box cover and it's essentially the same thing.
Holy fucking God what is this mushi run
>>736586919>astebreedNice. You should play Ether Vapor. Same devs.
>>736587272Honestly I was suspicious of the same thing. Replying with a paragraph of advice 1.5 minutes after the question was posted? Totally 2 different people kek.
>>736554156I love SHITia memes.
>>736564109I actually dislike blue revolver, its gameplay is a bit wonky compared to every other indie shmup. I've never had any problems with any shmup but blue revolver just gives me the ick while I'm playing, its a shame because the art is cool and I like the subweapons.
NYAAAAAAAA~ SUGOI
>>736562097PS2 version is great though. You aren't a shitter who can only play Black Label, are you?
we schizo necrobumping nowno difference from shartyposting
>>736591890Deal with it, nigger.
>>736591890I didn't know chapjeet liked shmups too!
>>736592007shmupniggers really are just all the resident schizos wrapped in one
>>736548462Lol pic unrelated troony tertiary, it's Ketsui that stands at the peak
>>736581335And then decide to become ugly cross dressing men who never pass? Not particularly aesthetic LOL
>>736564309Still running their gacha game, pretty fun but whaleslop if you take it seriously
>>736578482I literally did not make this thread. I hate you all too much to provide somewhere for you to post, I'd really prefer you all just died of heart attacks so I never had to see anything about this unfun genre ever again.
>>736592314These threads are finally good though. Shmuptrannies deserve nothing but the rope.
>>736577147This art was considered slop back in the day zoomoid lmfao
>>736592314>unfun genreSounds like you must be so good that you get bored doing 2-ALLs. Right? You do have some clears to post, right, shitter?
>>736592410Yeah, they were so uninteresting that I didn't bother posting them. Anyway I'm stuck on an easy demon in Geometry Dash, can you help?
>>736592403>This art was considered slop back in the dayNo amount of historic revisionism will make your comment true, anon.
>>736592460Nope. Post clears, shitter.
>>736592502>historic revisionismYou mean all the samefagging propaganda you've done?
>>736592534Like it or not, picrel has always been considered to be true art ever since DOJ's release.
>>736592529I already did Mushi Futari counterstop and DOJWL 2-ALL. Why do you want my validation so much? Now please help, Permafrost Mountain is kicking my ass.
>>736592626Read: >>736592529
>>736592609eh. i don't believe it.
>>736592704I did. Now post yours.
>>736592714Take it from someone who was actually alive in 2002.
>>736592772Replays required.
>>736592772Uh I don't have any. Sorry :(
You should never be afraid of uploading and sharing your clears. More clears on the internet will get more people interested in the games. Even the shittiest clear is worth sharing.
>>736592785>someone who was actually alive in 2002.N-nani
>>736592821>they were so uninteresting that I didn't bother posting them.sorry you can't read dude.
>>736592906You still can. Surely you have the replay files, right? Post. Your. Clears. Shitter.
>>736592838What a shame. These games are pretty simple and for kids so yeah. I'll leave GD for another day.
>>736592943post yours nigga. you always talk a big game in these threads.if you're the avatarnigger i will laugh.
>>736592785Ah frogposting and zoomer seethe. You know you lost when you have to bring those up lol
>>736592964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dZCi2OZb0
>>736593034i knew it was you. lmfao. kill yourself faggot
>>736593034Post kinobird 2 next time you pretend to be me
>>736593034Not even a 2-ALL. Fucking embarrassing my man. I did these when I was like 7.
are any of the old shmupg fags even around anymore?
>>736593298You should make it again if this thread is any indication.
>>736593390the shmuptranny did and they still spam threads every day>>>/vr/12488071
>>736593450I don't know what to say but that is advanced autism.
>>736593257BOS is that you?
>>736593539I'm not a namenigger eceleb tranny.
>>736593390guess not, the oldfags were funny and less annoying
>>736593257>>736593564i fucking kneel.
>>736593586oh no. guess you should kill yourself too.
>>736593685trying to hard*yawn*
>>736593707>esltranny*yawn*
>>736593707Make it yourself, the schizo will necrobump it for you.
>>736593034Good. Now prove that it's yours.
>>736593754kek. retard
>>736591243
>>736593793Shitty Bad Apple
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