>>736554698It's boring as fuck
lol
>>736554698Nothing is worth getting a PS5, Mine is collecting dust since 2024
>>736554698Best 3d platformer of all time. Easily.
>>736554698Best modern platformer
It's Super Mario 3D World on PS5 except you pick up Jak and Daxter or Snake cosplayers to watch them start flossing instead of collecting stamps.
>>736554698Great game but not worth getting a console solely for. There are no real Astro Bot fans
>lease out PS5>get Astro Bot used>play through it>return PS5 and sell Astro BotI'm a hacker.
>>736555424>>736555571>>736554913>>736554787still better than all Switch 2 exclusives btw
>>736555797What's your favorite Astro Bot level?
>>736555860already answered but bath house battle
>>736555904what do you like about it?
>>736555940very addictive mechanic. giant Astro can destroy so much
>>736554698Wait for it to come out on PC.
>>736555904>>736556018I can really feel the passion from this response.
>>736556073it relies too heavily on dualsense features to come out on pc
>>736556073>he doesn’t knowAnon…
>>736554698Its worth it to play it but not that worth it just to get a whole console just for it.
>>736554698no just jerk off to the porn like everyone else
>>736554698Astrobot and Gran Turismo make the PS5 worth it for me.
>>736556138I'll tell 'emhttps://pcsx5.org/
>>736554698I loved Astro Bot a lot, but it's simply not worth getting a PS5 for it, especially after the multiple price hikes.
>nintendo out of nowhere Point proven
Is it worth getting a PS5 Pro for over a regular PS5?
>>736557062no
>>736557062Depends on the game.
>>736557167For Astrobot?
>>736557062If you have a good TV or monitor its worth it now that PPSR2 exists.
>>736557198Astro bot is naturally more simplistic when it comes to graphical design or whatever so I don’t really know. I know it did get ps5 pro upgrade so it is the best way to play it but again there are probably other games out there that would utilize it more due to the nature of Astro bot being the way it is.
>>736555860I liked the uncharted level best. It’s a great game.
>>736554698A console is only worth getting if you want to play video games and dont want to fuck around with building a PC. None of the exclusives are worth dropping eurodollarcredits500+ for
>>736557526500 dollars is nothing. That's like a week's wage for even the brokest nigga.
It's decent enough, don't think I'd buy a console for it though. I'd probably rate it lower than most 3d marios by comparison except for sunshine. The core mechanics feel a little basic and it tries to make up for it with level gimmicks but most of them are aids like the monkey thing
>>736554698it’s a good game but it only takes like 20 hours to 100%
>>736558319Most mario games are overrated purely because theyre called mario.
>>736555860>>736555940>>736556096In your quest to expose astro bot praise as coming from non-players you continue to reveal players but somehow that isn''t enough. Oddly autistic cycle. You'd have an easier time finding non-players in famitsu threads praising switch 2 sales.
>>736554997Yet they are rare to get by second hand
>>736554698I genuinely enjoyed Astrobot more than any other game in the past few years. It's just pure game mechanics and family friendly fun.
astroturf shills at it again!
>>736558464I don't know. You seem to be more interested in Nintendo than Astro Bot in this Astro Bot thread.>praising switch 2 sales>Most mario games are overratedcase in point
>>736558734>I don't knowI do know.
>>736554698if you are a toddler yes
>>736557062No.
>>736554698Unironically yes. I don’t know if the PS5 Pro is worth it though. It already runs great on the base PS5.
>>736557062mid gen consoles are never worth
>>736558639For me, it and Bananza were some of the most fun games I've played in years. Just pure joy through and through.
>>736559073Wait for six then since 5 is now a rip off?
>>736554698No single game is worth getting a console for
>>736559174Agree
>Bing bing wahoo, Nintendo: >:(>Bing Bing wahoo, Sony: :O
>>736554698
>>736559817>buying Bing Bing wahoo, Sony: :|>talking Bing Bing wahoo, Sony: :|>Bing Bing wahoo, Nintendo: >:(
>>736554698Yes. It's possibly the most fun platformer in recent years.
>>736554698>paying $900 for bootleg mario sunshine just download dolphin instead
>>736555860LocoRoco level. If cameos don't count, then the singing tree level.
>>736554698Never buy a console just for one game
>>736559174Should I get PS5 for Bananza?
>>736558464>starts having a schizo fit because famitsu lives rent free in his headnot helping your case
>>736560457I bought a dreamcast for sonic adventure.I dont regret it.
>>736554698lmao
>>736555940>>736556096the fucking state of nintendo adults. can't write an essay on a platformer level to explain why you like it? must be a shill!
>>736560457I bought a ps4 for bloodbornedon't regret it
I like the way he calls for his friends.Its very cute :)
>>736560756Oh?? Do you have a favorite call he makes???? No??????:?? HUH????
>>736560736you seem really upset that you're being asked why you shill a game so hard
>>736554698LMAO, this is like asking if it's worth getting a Switch 2 for the Welcome Tour>>736557062The graphics are better, but no amount of shiny graphics will justify the price gap, it should of been 50, at most 100 dollars more expensive and include a disc reader by default
>>736559871>>736554698>this is from the last Japanese game studio Sony ownsYeah, I'm thinking they should just sell that studio. Total California PlayStation domination.
I dropped it and returned it to the library because seeing all of the series Sony shelved and killed off pissed me off but it was okay
>no astro bot dancing gif yet
>>736560736>>736560796Someone's big upset.
Astrobot 2 when?
>>736560910He's the same guy that made daily GoW threads at midnight for a whole year. Then he tried to do the same with Horizon, but gave up when his threads got literally 0 replies. He's a total nutjob. I bet he's also the schizo posting daily TLoU threads.
>>736561641>funkos playpen comes preinstalled for free on every playstation >still only 30 million GRIM no wonder astrobot barely did 1 million when sony asked money for it
>>736555797You know this is a game only liked by people who have a hate boner for Nintendo lmao, after decades of bitching about bing bing wahoos.>is astro bot any good?>IT'S BETTER THAN THE SHITENDO SHITCH YOU TENDIEEvery time.
>>736555860I don't really remember any of them.
>>736561801Why can't tendies understand memes.
>>736561641Astro now at 92M!
>>736562024>Just a prank, bro!
>>736554698My problem is the game is bland as fuck, Astro Bot is a terrible mascot. I have a way better time with Crash Bandicoot 4 for example and that game is never discussed anywhere because it's not exclusive.
>>736554698Yeah, just like Little Big Planet was worth getting a PS3 for. lmao.
>>736562276>Astro Bot is a terrible mascotNah he's a great mascot. It's nice to see a character that also brings out the personality of the hardware.
>>736562417>brings out the personality of the hardwareso astroturfed?
>>736562417
>>736562497You don't think hardware can have an identity of its own?
>>736562497Heheheheh
>>736562417The PS5 is also the most bland console there is after Xbox Series so I guess it fits.
>>736562643It's funny seeing this and how hard the console was mocked for not conforming. Xbox Series has more identity to it than Switch does as a platform.
Why does Astrobot make Nintendo gamers so mad?
>>736562834They haven't had a good platform game in a long time.
The gameplay is the best of the genre, the platforming requires skill and precision
That challenge level where you use many different powerups was kino
>>736562834It's more sad seeing a game like Astro Bot have no fans and only used as an attack against Nintendo despite the devs praising Nintendo btw this is an Astro Bot thread with very little Astro Bot talk.
>>736562897This is one of the easier levels
To think sönyggers spent 6 months wanking a clone of a shitty 3D Mario and it already got memoryholed.
>>736562981>implying they aren't all easy
>>736562897webm unrelated I take it?
>>736562897>Astro Bot webmIt's real???
>>736562834Because Astrobot won GOTY with his 1st attempt while Mario hasn't won EVER.
>>736562970> btw this is an Astro Bot thread with very little Astro Bot talk.Well yeah, it's fully of Nintendo fans who don't play games.
>>736563003It got memory holed a week after it launched the closest to being talked about was when snoys spammed the metacritic score for several days and then again when they spammed geoff's award for days
It's always the same fucking webms lol
There's a bald guy out there who's very happy to rip these webms so he can finally claim to have played a game he's been astroturfing.
>>736563132>It got memory holed a week after it launchedBecause this is a nintendo board full of masturbation addicts.
>>736563060>fully of
There's no use talking about short fun baby games like astro bot on /v/If it doesn't have anime bitches and isn't 60horus long with harem romance options it's deemed shit
>>736563035Say that again without Geoff's firmly cock in your mouth.
>>736563189>small typo
>>736563167>state a fact like "PC games are doing better than sony games" >get banned
It's sunshine x galaxy 2With worse movement but more budget
>>736563213Or Galaxy just fucking sucks. Ever thought of that, late zoomer?
>>736563267>state a fact>it's actually a lie by omission>get "banned">bitch about getting "banned"You should be banned more until you learn better.>>736563310It's not possible to have worse "movement" than Sunshine. Kill the speedtroon in your mind.
>>736563035
it's just moving forward. that's it.
>>736563346
>>736563274the fact that you regain the ball instantly after losing it confuses me, why even have it?
>>736563346So is life.
>>736563384>a game from the 80s beats Sony's greatest achievement (according to Geoff)sad.
>>736561568>now
>>736563167>>736563213ironic trying this when half of the astroflop threads were sony fanboys talking about how much they want to fuck the robot that looks like a toddler
>>736554698>is this worth getting a PS5 for?It's available on PS5. You don't need to get a PS54
>>736563343Sour grapes
>>736563629
>>736563738yes snoys are the poster children for sour grapes
>>736563775This thread is full of Nintendo fans begging people not to play a game because it's not on Switch.
>>736561527explain why your favorite mario wonder level is worth a switch, nigger.
>>736564027Kek true
Are snoys still trying to push this as the mario killer lol
>>736564027>hes making up scenarios in his head again
>>736555797This is false, but Astro Bot is excellent
>>736564027That's not fair. I made the suggestion to officially lease out a PS5™ for Astro Bot to play it. I've done more to sell the game than Geoff Keighley could.>>736564092>game has slimes>"Excellent. I love those little guys.">(You) become the slime>takes off glasses>"Brillant."
>>736564084are these official playstation merch? why is it just the button symbols?
>>736554698I AM ASTRO BOT
I like Astro AND Mario but I can't say that without a tendie screeching at me about how Mario invented jumping.
>>736564181my nigga
>>736564181Based game player
>>736564302and everyone clapped
NEVEREVER
>>736564426No but seriously, when are we getting Gravity Rush on PC or Gravity Rush 3?
>>736564426>"the big 4">only one game
>buying an entire console for a mediocre 8 hour platformerBro...
>>736564426never ever being supported by sony? >sony killed the studio that asked to make a bloodborne demake >gravity rush is dead and rotting in a ditch >stellar blade is a PC game>astrobot is a commercial flop propped up entirely by paid reviews, sony likely wants any excuse to axe asobi after they knelt to mario at the game awards
>>736564590Based Switch hater
>consolewar schizosYou are in your 30s you sad fucks.
>>736564939Nobody on /v/ is older than 14
>>736564621>>sony killed the studio that asked to make a bloodborne demakeI know isn't it great?>Rest of the postweepy faggot nintendo baby shit. What a disappointment! And to think I thought you were based, but no, just another Nintendo millennial in his 40s malding over PlayStation winning.
>>736565837>closing studios left and right>releasing flop after flop>wasted nearly 4 billion on Bungieit that's winning I would hate to see what losing is to you.
>>736565943>more weepy faggotryYawn. Nintendo posters are as boring as their games.
Reminder that this is an Astro Bot thread. Feel free to talk about GOTY winner, Astro Bot.
>>736565973how's that third price hike going for you? is that winning in your eyes?
>>736564181Based slopper
>>73656610885% of this board hasn't played it, so they're talking about news headlines like bluepoint closing. It's hard to fathom sour grapes this out of reach but my god.Now they're bitching about not being able to afford the thing they never intended to buy.
>>736562897>>736563078That hover makes everything so piss easy, especially because it can also damage enemies.
>>736566440It slows you down, and also creates danger zones beneath you due to the prevalence of breakable platforms. It's a crutch and a newbie trap at the same time. So newbie, are you going to stay on the skill floor or rise to the ceiling?
>>736566440and you can slowly hover all the way to the ground, lots of stages really should remove it
Can't wait for Astrobot 2. Easily the best IP right now.
>>736554698YesBuy two PS5s and it will be even better
>>736564621>astrobot is a commercial flop propped up entirely by paid reviews, sony likely wants any excuse to axe asobi after they knelt to mario at the game awardsReminder that the Honda Afeela featuring Astrobot was also cancelled months before its release.
>>736566571I'm eager to see what Asobi is working on.
>>736566596Same. Team Asobi are so soulful.
>>736566571My only hope is that if they do make Astro Bot 2, it'll be on PS5, because I'm sure as shit not buying a PS6.
>>736565837>baldy projecting again
Team Asobi's next project? Getting shut down.
>>736554698>is this worth getting a PS5 for?Not unless you're a multimillionaire who doesn't give a shit about pissing away a thousand dollars.
>>736566440It really does look like that
>>736554698eh. it's a great game to pickup if you have a ps5, but it is not a console seller. no ps5 game is, really.
>>736555797well yeah, the switch 2 is somehow even more barren than the ps5but once we get the next mainline bing wahoo game that'll change
>>736566712Funny because Astrobot 2 is the exact game I would buy a PS6 for.
I personally hope Asobi gets to do their own thing, so they can really play around. Even with Astro Bot, they're trapped under the graveyard that is Playstation's franchises. That and PS doesn't close them down
>>736559073The PS4 Pro and the Xbone X absolutely were.The base PS4 was already starting to see performance issues before the Pro even came out and the base PS4 got even worse when it did to the point that devs expected you to have a Pro. If you didn't have a Pro in the latter half of gen 8 you were getting pretty bad experiences and visuals at 1080p. Even with a Pro games released recently like the Yakuza games took a notable hit, but it's still better than the base performance of those games.The Xbone X was essentially the target platform for Xbox after a while because of how terribly underpowered the Xbone was.>>736557062No. The PS5 Pro is a wet fart. Next to no devs care that you even have it since the base PS5 is already solid, PSSR2 is just whatever, PSSR in general ruins the visuals for a lot of games worse than a base PS5, and there's only a handful of games to this date that look better on a Pro. You also have to buy a disk drive if you actually want to have a proper system which is an extra $100 tip on top of the price. Unless you desperately need 60 FPS Quality modes that don't stay at 60 or are planning on playing at 4K and need a stable 30 it's not worth it.You can count the number of games that are noticeably improved by it on two hands.>Death Stranding 2>FFXVI>FF7 Rebirth>Resident Evil 9>Black Myth Wukong>Stellar BladeOutside of those you're going to need direct screenshot comparisons to even see a difference in any way, and even with BMW it's mostly just improving the AI super sampling so there's less ghosting rather than visuals.
Its really sad we cant talk about astrobot because of mentally ill faggots who cant see a Sony game without fuming. One of the few Sony games that isn't effeminate movie slop.
>>736567592The only way I'd get one is if Sony actually made a bunch of other unique and fun exclusives for it because there's no doubt it'll cost a small fortune when it comes out and 1 game just wont make it worth it.
>>736567803>AI super sampling so there's less ghosting rather than visualsIsn't that technically due to TAA?
>>736567739From the interviews I've seen, Team Asobi seems to have complete control. They genuinely just love Astrobot.
>>736567916It's got DLSS or something going on by default. This is what it looked like when I played it on my base PS5.
>>736567862For me, I'd want Astrobot 2, Gran Turismo 8, and (idc if people dont agree) Ratchet and Clank 3.
>>736567846>One of the few Sony games that isn't effeminate movie slop.And that's why snoys didn't buy it and it flopped
>>736567949Astrobot is one of those games that doesnt really bring in the big money but it hits a platforming niche. Usually theres not much executive meddling because the project is probably not that expensive. No suit is demanding a locoroco level
>>736554698no but GT7* is *also on PS4
>>736554698I hear that console has Age of Empires 2
>>736568023FUN FACT: The French guy in charge of Asobi loves LocoRoco and Ape Escape which is why the got a cameo. They wanted to add a mario easter egg but nintendo said no.
>>736568012>it floppedIt obviously didnt retard-kun. It sold million of units and it won several awards.
>>736564181Based fellow idiort. I played them almost back to back and loved them both. I really need to find some games that are similar to fill the void.
>>736568250>find some games that are similar to fill the voidIt's not exactly the same, but Bakeru is a fun spiritual successor to the old Goemon games.
>>736568437Fuckin loved Bakeru. Hope those guys make another one in the future, or at least something in the same vein.
>>736568250>>736568437Seconding Bakeru. Solid game but it's fairly easy outside of the bosses. The platforming is also typically simplistic rather than anything challenging since it's meant for kids.
>>736568437Same devs?
>>736554698If it was in a bundle for $400, sure. But There is currently no game that can sell a PS5 at its current price.
>>736568691but there was a bundle
>>736568649Good-Feel. Same devs as Wario Land: Shake It!, Yoshi's Woolly World, and Kirby's Epic Yarn.
>>736568864>$449.99It was a more innocent time. We didn't know.
>>736568864wait, there was an astro bot bundle? how did it not sell more than 1.5 million?
>>736568947Well, it's pretty typical. Few others (on this planet) would try. Does it come close to goemon? It's pretty authentic. The lil' ninja is fun. How gay or lgbt is it?
>>736569470Everyone bought the COD bundle instead
>>736569470>how did it not sell more than 1.5 million?Because most people buying PS5s got the Call of Duty and Fortnite bundles. A LARGE majority of console players are simply normalfags wanting the latest ball and gun game.
>>736569470Fortnite machine.
>>736569470Astrobot has sold over 2.3M copies. This is verifiable with a simple Google search. However, PlayStation doesnt update their sales figures as often as Nintendo who whore out to Famitsu.
>>736569689Don't use that crypto scammer website as a source anon, Alinea Analytics is guessing with made up numbers. use Sony's own numbers.
>>736569689nigger sony owns a bigger stake in famitsu.
>>736569521It's close, but it does its own thing. It's very authentic with a lot of love towards Japanese culture. One of the collectibles is getting a nugget of knowledge about Japan and its history.
>>736554698I have a ps5 pro and was targeted for a lower price for this game. never played it but the gameplay I've seen onlinealea it look retarded. I'd rather play the actual AA IPs Sony forgot than play some retarded 'member berries game with a robot with a huge ass
>>736569689>However, PlayStation doesnt update their sales figures as often as Nintendo who whore out to Famitsu.Is that the cope for no Marathon sales announcement?
>>736569689>However, PlayStation doesnt update their sales figures as often as Nintendo who whore out to Famitsu.You fucking wish SIE did quarterly reports the same way Nintendo does, but the best thing we get from them is "[product] sold over X amount of copies*** *Also on PS4 **Also on PC".
>>736570354>Brought up Popolocrois during their Astro Bot playthroughHe's pretty based in my book.
>>736570363*shipped
>>736570363They only seem to update when it's something they want to brag about
>>736570913Sold more than Bloodborne.
play boti overclockedit's the same game on PC that released a year earlier
