What choice do we have /v/?
>swapping the left and right sideI won't tolerate this
>>736564256Time has progressed, this is no longer relevant.
>>736564364Time has progressed and yet zoomers will never be relevant.
>>736564557Really, it's kinda sad. Zoomers are gonna be another silent generation, another gen X. Utterly overshadowed by alphas and millennials, with no cultural touchstones besides bizarre media not even they consume anymore, and injokes that amount to "this is an injoke".The only things they are still notable is being depressed, but less vocally or cooly than millennials, being even more broke than millennials, but not as completely adapted to the bone cut future alphas thrive in, and being contrarians who choose whatever millennials and alphas don't.
>>736564256Thank you for your service anon. Very based.
>>736564557>>736564842>zoomers out of nowhere
>>736564256the low IQ menace on the right must be stopped
>>736565516>I can do jumpies wee hee how fun :)
>>736564256I am the type of player on the left and absolutely loathe SM64. Movement and mastery are among the most favorable aspects of the games I enjoy, however Mario is too substanceless and puerile to find enjoyment in. Everything from its arbitrary and repetitive goals, nonexistent world building, to its inoffensive aesthetics lacking in intrigue are repulsive. No, I do not care about unintended sequence-breaking glitches. Developer oversight does not equate to substance. Mario is fun to move around. That's it. The entire draw. Game's the equivalent to a childrens' toy mainly played with by preschoolers and infantilized manbabies who vehemently refuse to engage with anything remotely tasteful or intellectually stimulating.TL;DR >>736565901
>>736564142This makes no sense>>736564256Oh that explains it
>>736566730>i chatgptd a post im so smartt!!!!! a game being fun to play ISNT FUN!!!!!!!!!! IM SO SMART!!!!!!!!!!! I SPEAK LIKE MAULER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736564142end your life, this is not the real webm>>736564256fpbp, based
>>736564557>>736564842im convinced anyone obsessed with generations or constantly referencing them like this and talking about a generation like its some important concept is a probably an omega retard
>>736567618>>736567361It's perfectly coherent. You've clearly never fallen out with a game, must have never truly loved one either.Symptoms of a non-player...
>>736566730my brother in christ it is literally a children's game
>>736566730>Game's the equivalent to a childrens' toy mainly played with by preschoolers and infantilized manbabiesall games are for children, including your favorite soulslop
>>736567361The player that has mastered the mechanics and has squeezed all the joy out of the game until it is nothing but frame perfect jumps for speedrunning hates the game. Vs the player who is new and experiencing the game for the first time.
>>736567752>You've clearly never fallen out with a game, must have never truly loved one either.I love plenty of games, i just have never "fallen" out of one, i guess i just know what i like.>>736568129I see, while i get the fatigue of knowing a game too well it never makes me hate the game, the worse i feel about a game i like is that i know it too well and all the little things i wish were fixed/better and maybe get a little bored, but that is what mods are for.Basically this gif is how i feel about my favorite games.
>>736564256Why isn't the camera twitching around wildly? Both suck ass.
What did adding that post to the original webm improve
All these threads and how /v/ obsesses over "fun" games just makes me think that retards have to actively play games like hyper children and soiface madly over the smallest things to force themselves into "having fun", just to drop whatever they're playing once it stops being a popular viral meme.I love super Mario 64 but I don't triple jump all over the place.
>>736564256Very good, however
>>736569449I've never seen anything like this before
>>736569449Mario if he Sony game
>>736569449I did this as a kid, how autistic was I?
>>736569449>birds flying byKino...
>>736570503Nothing autistic about it. Sometimes It's nice to sit back and just remember that you're playing with digital toys, with textures and models and character designs and music and sound effects that people worked hard to make, so that you could inhabit this world for a few short hours when you play. It's nice to just remember that occasionally instead of just beelining for the optimum path toward increasing your skill as if it's worth something. I'd actually wager autistic people would tend toward the latter.
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>>736564256TOTK is the opposite since playing it the 'correct' way makes everything takes 10 times as long.
>>736569449>Focus, M...
>>736566730>Movement and mastery are among the most favorable aspects of the games I enjoySuch as?
>>736564142Sonic vs Mario I presume?>>736569449Where is the shotgun?
>>736564842zoomers are a millenial copypastethey like the same stuff
>>736564142Worthless faggot >>736564256Absolute Chad, beyond based
>>736566730Bro you're judging a game that literally set the standard for 3D movement, it was the first 3D Mario game and frankly they nailed it on the first try. Yeah it's a giant tech demo, but pay your respects for what it was at the time.
>>736572371>Bro you're judging a game that literally set the standard for 3D movementFor a year or two before another non-Nintendo game set it again, I don't know any 3D games that don't have a camera analog stick
>>736570503You are not.The fact that Nintendo bothered having variable walking speed is cool.The small intricate details and mechanics in gameplay that no one would give a fuck about but they still did. I enjoy shit like that. I don't know if anyone used the crawl or the slide kick but I did.
>>736567870Let’s see a tendie consneed to this opinion and that it’s not>Literally one of the best games everIt’s a early 3d game with shit controls where you could bounce around a little, and that’s it
>>736572557There was a beauty in the nature of game development at that point. They didn't have a strong idea for what a 3d game should play like, so there was this real spirited effort to try to figure it out.
>>736564142What does this mean?
>>736572471>I don't know any 3D games that don't have a camera analog stickMario 64, Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider, etc
>>736565347You will never be a real adult. You have no money, you have no possessions, you have no gender. You are a homosexual twisted by weed and tiktok into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your faggy appearance behind closed doors.Real adults are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed adults to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even zoomers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an adult. Your curved spine is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk home with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your diseased, infected brain rot.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your rizz score, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a zoomer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably low calcium.This is your fate. There is no turning back.
>>736573708lol. Nice copypasta edit, I applaud you.
>>736573708I know this is pasta but>Thousands of years of evolution have allowed adults to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiencyReally tickled me.
>>736573708>rizz scoreOkay, that made me kek
>>736564256>>736569449
Zoomers are turning 30. I'm technically a Zoomer and I just turned 27. You guys have been describing gen alpha for quite some time now without updating your vernacular.
>>736574194>You guys have been describing gen alpha for quite some time now without updating your vernacular.Kind of like zoomers and alphas calling gen-Xers and millennials "boomers"?
>>736564142My primary criteria as to if a game sucks or not is if there are gays that aren't there for humor.
>>736573708The rizz score line feels forced t b h.
