Just finished picrel. Holy fucking kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkasAvMqlzM
wait until you play an actually good video game
it better be cinema since it's based on movies
>>736564457I've played every "10/10" game out there>>736564485Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor mog KOTOR 1 and 2
>>736564485nuStar Wars movies wish they were half as good as the Jedi FO & Survivor
>>736564373What part was kino? Was it when a powerfl black woman possesses Cal because only she can defeat the ancient High Republic dark side jedi?Was it the part where you're forced to play as Cere, another powerful black woman, in order to almost single-handedly defend a jedi archive from Darth Vader?Was it the quirky fisherman showing up in all the whimsical little fishing holes while doing open world exploration slop so you can fill a fish tank in a diversity is our strength cantina?Is it kino when Cal dies in battle and the story canonically allows him to respawn?What about that quirky stormtrooper boss? Is that the kino part?Is the kino part the part where Merril looks like a dyke now? I might give you the fact that it is kino that the game depicts a romance with Merril anyway thoughIs it kino when you get a kylo ren lightsaber, giving support to and forming a connection towards the shitty Disney movies?What about the early game villain's senseless motivations? Is it kino when he's released from stasis, reveals he's an ancient jedi just like Cal and then decides to arbitrarily and irrationally fight him?Which part exactly is kino to you, OP?
>>736564827>MerrilFuck, I meant Merrin
>>736564373It was alright.
yeah but with trilla gone there was no reason to play it
>>736564827>>736564943Nigga still fighting his gay little culture war
>>736564827The game is fun, simple as.
>>736565702lol, I don't give a fuck about the sides of your brainrot culture war, but I don't want that shit in my games and movies.>>736565709Then OP should say its fun, not kino.
>>736565856And I don't want your culture war faggotry shitting up my thread
>>736565921Go back to /pol/ where you belong, unc
>>736564827This is the only anon in the thread that has played the game.
>>736565981Go away man
>>736564827Cal doesn't get possessed by a dead Jedi nigress to beat Dagan. He sees Dagan use Jedi Mind Tricks in combat to disorient his opponents and then uses the same trick on Dagan using knowledge of Dagan's life that he picked up using his asspull speshul Force ability to see into the past.
>>736566391And that jedi mindtrick is to make him see his powerful black woman mentor.The game gets one of these, this one took two with the Cere segment, and its not even the only thing I mentioned, there's plenty of examples in that post which is asking OP to elaborate. What was kino in this game exactly other than OP just found it "fun"?
>>736564827This>Merril looks like a dyke now?She IS a dyke according to the novel Battle Scars KEEEEK, Cal got cucked like the libfag he is>High Republic The game connecting to this by itself ruins itTbf though the first game is just as bad. There's apparently a vault with random Force sensitives locations which could essentially reverse Order 66. The Empire is just as incompetent. Both the Inquisitors and VADER fail to kill a random fucking Jedi chick and a guy with the skillset of a padawan because they act like dumbasses. Venators getting scrapped for no fucking reason beyond "we can't have the Empire have Republic ships!". Etc etc. Cordoba living in the sequel also ruins the first game where it's implied he was long dead. Apparently everyone survived Order 66 and the Empire is a bunch of fucking retards.
>>736566391Retard didn't even understand what was happening lmao. Typical brainrotted culture war faggot.
>>736564827>Is it kino when you get a kylo ren lightsaber, giving support to and forming a connection towards the shitty Disney movies?It's fun to have a "greatsword" style and Kylo Ren's lightsaber looks a lot more like a greatsword than any in the other movies.
I think that every Star Wars game that doesn't let me play as an ayyy lmao is fucking gay
>>736566539Fun is really subjective here, the Kylo Ren connection aside. I found it really cumbersome to use, like it was added only to be that connection.
>>736566497Sucks you didn't like them anon because you're too autistic to suspend your belief for just a second. They're fucking kino
I don't see why making your lightsaber half a foot longer makes it super heavy and cumbersome to swing tbdesu
>>736566638nta but the first game was legitimately kino. The second one wasn't.
>>736566638They're fucking shit even gameplay wise, pure parryslop with a Star Wars skin. Zero charm too.Just play any other game that lets you be a Jedi like Force Unleashed or Jedi Academy.Also Survivor was insanely buggy on release and basically unplayable
>>736566723Sorry you didn't get to enjoy kino anon. I've played all the "good" Star Wars games. The Jedi Knight series is mediocre compared to Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor.
>>736566848this post reveals this is just a bait thread, pretty good one too
>>736566848>The Jedi Knight series is mediocre compared to Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor.
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>>736566981>Outlaws and Squadrons installed
>>736566981anon, bait doesn't mean you don't own or have played the games. Anyone can bait, its fun.
>>736567056Is anyone still playing Squadrons or is that anon just wasting disk space?
>>736567074But how is it bait? The Jedi Knight games are objectively worse than the Jedi games. Dogshit level design, random nonsensical combat, forgettable stories, ugly graphics, ect>>736567146Only have it installed because it has VR. I still have the Tie FIghter Total Conversion mod to play in VR toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZtHOoMsrWs
>>736566631I like that you can switch styles freely and that you can use a heavy slow sword at times but switch to a gun or whatever if you want. I think anyone who has to come up with a few different sword fighting styles would pick a heavier great sword style and a faster one handed sword style.
>>736567056I like to actually play games before criticizing them
>>736567226Its bait because you're obviously attacking beloved classics solely to support the OP post. The graphics don't hold up, but that's a poor argument, the lightsaber combat was some of the best in Jedi Academy in particular. >SquadronsI haven't tried Squadrons with VR but that checks out. Do people still queu up in the lobbies or are you just playing the campaign?
>>736567392Don't worry anon, one day you'll develop pattern recognition and you won't have to waste your money to know Disney Star Wars is garbage.
>>736564657>nuStar Wars movies wish they were half as good as the Jedi FO & SurvivorI mean, the Obi-Wan series literally lifts the plot from them, so... yeah, you're not wrong in the slightest.
>>736564827>Is it kino when you get a kylo ren lightsaber, giving support to and forming a connection towards the shitty Disney movies?hating Kylo Ren is the most contrarian, autistic virgin behavior.
>>736567471I'm judging it as a videogame. Being a beloved classic doesn't enter the equation. The other anon told me to play a good Star Wars game like the Jedi Knight series. Which is why I bought it up. >>736567549But the Jedi games are kino. So was Episode 7 of Clone Wars.
>>736567568Its not Kylo Ren hate, its having a bar for good taste that's at least a molecule above the ground to know the Disney movies are trash Star Wars movies.
>>736564373i'd like another star wars game where we play as an actual fucking powerful sith lord rape machine like in force unleashed and not some random
>>736567490But the Jedi games are kino. So was Season 7 of Clone Wars.
>>736567671The Force Awakens and the Last Jedi are better than all of the prequels and arguably Return of the Jedi
>>736566848>>736566981They will hate you for these posts, but you are right. Survivor is the best single player lightsaber game.
>>736567660>My preferred game is kino, no I won't explain why>Instead of explaining why let me pick out games most people like and then say they're mogged by my "kino" gameYou did it >>736564529 here too, that's why its seen as bait.
>>736567807
>>736564657The first game felt like an oasis in a desert at the time it came out.
>>736564373The game where you fight sith, inquisitors, giant machines yet the hardest boss fight by far is a big ass frog
>>736567993You're thinking of Fallen Order, the giant frogs are easier in Survivor
>>736564457OP game is literally better than most of the "good" games that /v/ recommends.
>>736568040no
>>736568040I didn't think the frog in Fallen Order was very hard. The frog in Survivor beat my ass into giving up and coming back multiple times and I would never even consider trying that rift with two frogs without lowering the difficulty off of Grandmaster
I liked the music that played in the part where you were up high in the sky. It was chill.
>>736567993I had 12 healing items and maxed out health and still struggled
>>736568110Maybe work on your own abilities to play these simple lightsaber-swing and parry timing games.
>>736567490why don't you actually play the game? survivor is legitimately pretty good gameplay/story wise. leagues better then the rest of the nu-canon garbage and disney has actually tried to sabotage the games story via awful books. outlaws is fucking trash though
I'd like to play this but first can you guys tell me if in this one you only find cosmetic items in the chests just like in the first game? It really made exploration felt sorta pointless to me.. especially considering his outfits in the first one sucked
>>736568237nta but calling the story in Survivor good is a real stretch. It is better than the Disney movies though.
>>736567807I could see someone liking TFA more than the prequels because it's competently made, even if half of it is taken directly from the original. TLJ is so miserable to watch that even another Star Wars movie you don't like is more entertaining.
>>736568237I have played both Disney Jedi games. Both are alright. Andor is also alright. Everything else that Disney has shit out has been abominable. No reason to give anything they make the benefit of the doubt until hearing otherwise.
>>736568257it's still mostly cosmetics but they're more expansive, a lot more lightsaber parts, different outfits, hairstyles and beards for Cal so you can make him look like less of a twink
>>736568340I don't consider TLJ miserable at all, well, besides the parts that are meant to be. It helps that I always engaged with Luke Skywalker as a human being and not a video game character
>>736568340The world building in TFA is so ass, I don't understand how it was originally looked upon hopefully. The state of the galaxy is absurd. The New Republic is practically non-existent and the NuEmpire is shockingly powerful and wealthy for no apparent reason. As if the OT never happened. This would get worse as the Sequels progressed, utterly wiping out the accomplishments of the OT heroes so that the Sequels characters could be the real saviors of the galaxy, but it was present immediately.
>>736564827Still no evidence of kino, still no refutation of this post. Almost no one in this thread has actually played this game enough to be able to point out what is actually good in its narrative but there's a whole list of points for why it falls short of at least Fallen Order if not most other Star Wars games.
>>736566723There literally is a parry. I don't call Devil May Cry 3 parryslop, though. It doesn't just make or break every fight in Jedi Survivor to the point you can win a fight without ever parrying. The dodge is very useful especially with the kick follow-up, and just attacking is very strong.
>>736568475The worldbuilding of the prequels that zoomers love so much is completely nonsensical and falls apart if you stop to think about it for even a second.
>>736564373You like playing with dog turds.>>736564457Fpbp.
>>736568474>It helps that I always engaged with Luke Skywalker as a human being and not a video game characterJesus Christ it's like I'm really watching a retarded TLJ video essay
>>736564373Survivor is pretty fucking bad
>>736568561>nooooo why is the farmer drinking milk that is NOT epic
>>736564827based disney destroyer, fuck them for killing this franchise
>>736568313yeah I think my expectations are just so fucking low from that shit fair desu. I do think survivor was a lot better with the whole bode plot. and getting to fuck merrin>>736568342I agree actually, probably biased due to liking souls games and being so fucking desperate for any star wars besides replying kotor 2 and EAW all day
>>736568342>Jedi gamesCringeworthy parryslop with shit tons of self insert ideology, PT and OT storyline subversion, direct connection to High Republic (series full of woke shit) and with humor akin to your average Chuck Wendig book>AndorBland, insipid series which misses the fantastical and mythical aspects of Star Wars for pretentious leftie messaging about le fascismos. Also subverts the PT and OT. Has a literal subplot revolving around the director's hatred of spiritualism, which goes against the very ethos of Star Wars as a franchise. Basically reskinned cyberpunk trash>>736568529Do you even understand what parryslop is? It's a genre of games revolving around parrying and dodging with swords in 3D environments with usually a lot of mobility, AKA exactly what the Jedi games are. It started as a term with Dark Souls
>>736568684It's funny that rightoids get angry when Star Wars is left-leaning when George Lucas literally said "the Rebels are the Viet Cong" and he named a bad guy in the prequels after Newt Gingrich and Ronald Reagan
>>736568261anon... I think its not bait... I think this dude is legitimately a subhuman retard
>>736568752Childhood is jerking off over Luke Skywalker and his underdog rebel pals standing up to the big bad authorities.Growing up is embracing death of the author and watching Anakin Skywalker burn down a corrupted, rotted out Republic.
>>736568474There are plenty of scenes that don't have Mark Hamill at all and are still tedious. Basically everything on the casino planet is annoying, from BB-8 conveniently having a coin launcher for silly shenanigans there to the entire purpose being to take out the First Order and they don't do anything that would slightly impede the First Order. Rey and Kylo chat so often they can shoot messages into each other's brains and yet any indication that they're on the same side doesn't amount to anything the climax is Kylo commanding an army of Stormtroopers to kill Jedi. There are a million criticisms of every scene in the film, from purple hair getting mad at a fighter pilot for wanting to pilot a fighter craft against the enemy, to a shot of someone using the Force to pick up a broom. This is specific enough, though. The film is just not pleasant to watch.
>>736568752Star Wars' political aspects are very secondary you utter retard. Yes, the external story of the Empire vs Rebellion is liberal but the internal story about Anakin and Luke is directly lifted from archetypes from The Hero of a Thousand Faces which involves traditional stories and as such the archetypes are not liberal but conservative by natureIn fact that's why Disney had to ruin them by destroying both the OT and PT
>>736568475>I don't understand how it was originally looked upon hopefully.You know why.
>>736568912>Luke Skywalker being sad is le jew subversion of classic mythology!Don't look up what happened to Beowulf or King Arthur
>>736568979Both of which are handled better because their story arcs aren't written to be subverted on purpose.
>>736568975George Lucas status: utterly vindicated.
>>736568854>the boy picking up the broom is bad because....IT JUST IS, OKAY!!!!
>>736568829The Republic was corrupt because Sheev made it that way, George is a shitlib who thinks specific individuals are the problem not the institution. Anakin is a retard who murdered children for no reason
>>736568684>It's a genre of games revolving around parryingYes obviously>and dodging with swords in 3D environments with usually a lot of mobilityDodging and movement abilities aren't really necessary for something to be called parryslop. The dodge in Sekiro sucks ass, and it's not like he can double jump and air dash. It's parryslop because the player can reasonably assume a fight is decided by how often they parry. The point I was trying to make is that Jedi Survivor doesn't make parrying the be-all-end-all of fights, so it's fine to just not want to parry anything and still enjoy the combat.
>>736565702You’re still losing like a bitch sissy lol
>>736568979>It's just Luke Skywalker being sad! It's totally not him rejecting his family, friends and duty and letting the galaxy die, trying to kill his nephew while he slept because he had a bad dream, refusing to train Rey because "the Jedi were evil because they created Darth Vader" (totally ignore that Luke SAVED Vader and as such was well aware of Anakin's inherent goodness) and ended up being replaced by Leia and ReyAlso Luke's story was never a tragic one, it was a traditional knight's tale. It was Anakin's story that went the more Shakesperean route and that was written LEAGUES better than any slop Disney and Cuck Johnson pumped out
>>736569086George is more than capable of framing an entire institution as being broken.Just look at how he portrayed the Prequels Jedi Order lmao
>>736564373Jedi Fallen Order is way better. It feels closer to LucasArts games because you have a sense of exploration. In Survivor, most planets are trivial and you forced on that planet with a less engaging storyline. The pacing is bad. Also the worlds feel super ending and not very alive. Coruscant for example is the most dead zone in the game when it should feel alive. The one cantina planet is cool for a player hub but the world is so boring and dull.
>>736569040Are you going to defend any of the five other criticisms of the plot in that post? Or is it too hard to come up with ideas on your own instead of just using prewritten responses?
>>736567824It’s not and you’re a sad faggot lol
>>736569086>The Republic was corrupt because Sheev made it that wayWrong, Palpatine explicitly exploits a corrupt Senate beyond his capabilities. Palpatine isn't a total controlling figure, he merely exploits existing issues at that point>Anakin is a retard who murdered children for no reasonHe was desperate to save his wife and was willing to commit atrocities for it. Try reading the novel buddy (was written based on a slightly earlier version of the script which had clearer motivations and George basically edited it himself)
>>736568662>I do think survivor was a lot better with the whole bode plotThere is something interesting there, I thought. Its similar to Merrin and Cal getting romance scenes. Bode, being cast as a minority, wouldn't usually also turn into the game's real antagonist, but the fact that he is almost seems like someone behind the scenes was trying to balance the scales of the brainrot. For every strong black woman moment, a minority becomes a villain or the white protagonist gets to have an unsubverted straight romance.The story still feels artificial but in a new and confused way.
>>736569086The Republic was already rotten and worthless when Palpatine was a mere senator (and probably even before that, just going by the movies). He exacerbated corruption, but he didn't create it.
>>736569304>He was desperate to save his wife and was willing to commit atrocities for it.Sheev literally tells Anakin that he was lying to him the entire time and that he can't save Padme but mayyyybeeee if he kills the younglings they can figure it out. Anakin kills a bunch of children anyways. He is either a complete sociopath or gullible beyond belief
>>736568475People were hopeful, but the hope is that the Disney trilogy would be more like the OT than the PT. It was. The three movies in the trilogy clone the respective movie in the original trilogy so closely there's no mistaking say TLJ for Attack of the Clones. I guess people should've hoped that the movies would be good.
>>736569169"erm actually the prequel jedi were SUPPOSED to be stupid and bad" is a prequelfag cope to rationalize that George is autistic and cannot write relatable human characters without other people proofreading and revising his scripts
>>736569472Anakin didn't have a choice at that point. He had already betrayed the Jedi. Sheev admits that didn't know Plagueis's technique, but working with him was the only way Anakin was going to be able to find it out.Plus, by Mustafar, Anakin has already decided he doesn't need Sheev to figure out Plagueis's technique and is already planning to murder him.
>>736569086>The Republic was corrupt because Sheev made it that wayRetard
People will call the combat of these games bad and they praise the janky old games
>>736569510But the Prequel Jedi were always supposed to be retarded. The two Prequel Jedi in the OT were explicitly shown to be wrong in their trilogy from the start. Their plan was to have Luke assassinate Vader, which would have doomed the galaxy. The pre-Luke Jedi were always failures. That's why Luke is supposed to make things right.
>>736569472>Sheev literally tells Anakin that he was lying to him the entire time and that he can't save Padme He believes in the man who had groomed him over the course of decades and became his father figure and now loathes the Jedi. You are a fucking idiot if you think Anakin would just at that point hate Sidious just because he didn't have the recipe to save PadmeAlso Palpatine didn't tell him to just murder kids, it was to eliminate the Jedi which was an insititution he had grown to see as vying for power even if that meant assassinating Palpatine. And we see him tear up when he's about to actually do the deedAlso also he's under the influence of the Dark which is routinely explained to be irrational and drives people mad. This is the same reason Anakin is unable to listen to Obi-Wan on Mustafar, wants an empire and is now suspicious of Obi-Wan and Padme having an affair (other than Sheev planting the seeds of doubt in a deleted scene): none of those are things Anakin genuinely believes in, they're delusions the Dark Side pushes upon him in his lust for power and control over a galaxy which he views as never giving him any otherwise, it's purely irrational, that's the fucking point you daft cunt
>>736569393Sheev aside, the Republic is portrayed as trying to end an illegal blockade, and then with Padme who hates war in general. Obviously, you're supposed to take Padme's side there. If he wanted to show the Republic as corrupt, he could've written scenes about how shitty the Republic is and how character's on the hero's side hate it. Instead, anything that could portray the Republic in a negative light is part of Palpatine specifically pushing for it.
>>736569551>I have to murder children because otherwise I will suffer consequences for the murder I already committedSociopath logic btw. Anakin apologists are literally hiterlites lol
>>736569701The Republic in Episode I is shown to be absolutely toothless and bogged down with process and bureaucracy. Palpatine takes direct advantage of this, but he didn't make it so. Valorum was a pussy, he wants to help Naboo but there is nothing he can actually do. It's an indictment of the Republic.
>>736569662anon you expect too much from the average movie goer they can only think in purely black and white, the jedi are the good guys and them being wrong is unfathomable never mind that it's openly discussed in aotc that the jedi are becoming increasingly arrogant along with their force prowess diminishing, along with them being outright hypocritical to anakin in rots
>>736569701>the Republic is portrayed as trying to end an illegal blockadeWrong, the Republic is portrayed as submitting to the Trade Federation's bureocratic corruption. Valorum tries to send the Jedi IN SECRET (otherwise there'd be drama) to merely have diplomatic talks and when that fails and Naboo is literally invaded and Pamde reports the struggle of her people, the TF is able to control the Senate by asking for bullshit bureocracy that would take years to sort. Padme wins by explicitly IGNORING the Republic and taking back Naboo by herself with the help of her security crew, the Gungans, Jedi and Anakin>he could've written scenes about how shitty the Republic is and how character's on the hero's side hate itPadme herself is shown disagreeing with the Republic numerous times, so do the Jedi and Anakin talks about replacing it with a more direct autocratic system
>>736569818iirc it's heavily implied that palpatine was involved in the republic getting bogged down in their own politics, but it didn't start with him
>>736569896The movies were made for children so understanding the politics of the republic is not important. Jedi are good people who free the slaves and save the princess from the evil trade federation. The sith are the evil devil looking guy with red lightsaber trying to help the hooded evil man take over Naboo. 1999-2005 the demographics of children watching star wars was more book smart. They understood the idea of a classical period in our own history.
>>736564373I went into Fallen Order expecting garbage but it was surprisingly an okay game. So far survivor has been more of the same but with a few more options in combat. However I've been having constant crashed every ~10 minutes and since the game only saves at checkpoints, I've had to put off playing it.
They keep trying to make High Republic a thing and it's just never going to catch on. Dagan is easily the most forgettable character in the game.
>>736571598it really is weird how the promo material had a focus on him, and he's arguably the main antagonist for 95% of the game, but is almost completely detached from the 'story' the game is trying to tellhe's just some dude who got told 'no' and sperged out over it, he could've been anyone and the story would not have changed that much
>>736567993The hardest fight for me was Vader, which felt fairly fitting, though I was only playing on Jedi Knight and probably wasn't using my force powers correctly as Cere whereas I knew from seeing my brother play it before me that Spawn of Oggdo is much easier if you jump most of his unblockable attacks.
only acceptable nu wars content is the following>Andor>Jedi Fallen Order / Survivor>Rogue One and... that's it I think Legitimately can't think of anything else worthwhile We shall see if Zero Company is good or not. There's that racing game too, Galactic Racer, I don't have high hopes for it and I'm not particularly interested in it either.
>>736572738Andor is liberal propaganda. They only air it during election years so everyone can call Trump "Le Empire"
>>736566848oh shit, this game has glup shitto innit???
>>736564373Yeah. I played it after all the performance drama and it was one of those games that sucks you in for the adventure. Really looking forward to a third game.
>>736564373Garbage game. Worse than the first one too, which already was pretty bad. Also>Origin only, even if you get it on Steamlollmao
>still has the best force powers in any Star Wars gameWhy can't modern games do physics anymore?
>>736572738Bad batch is good.
>>736564373>memory leak so bad it uses 16gb of vram in 20 minutesIt's a pretty good game but it's been 2 years ffs
>>736567568>hating Kylo Ren is the most contrarian, autistic virgin behavior.liking Kylo Ren is the most contrarian, autistic broccoli head virgin behavior.
>>736572738everything i've seen and heard about andor feels like it's ashamed to be associated with star wars t. haven't watched it
>>736573170>2 yearshow do we tell him
>>736572738You're a tard for not being excited for galactic racer.It's being made by former burnout developers. It's gonna be fire
>>736573140Would have liked it better if it just focused on Cody and other returning clone characters. The Bad Batch were like Disney-fied Republic Commandos. Cringe.
>>736573943disney is allergic to every having imperial characters being the protagonists and not eventually turning against the empire bb was just filoni shitting on commandos anyways, the only good ones are his special batch of retards and all the republic commando types are jobbers (nuscorch) or got brain damage (gregor)
>enemies are not instantly bisected by a lightsaber hitwhat's the point?
>>736574728game balance and also lightsabers only kill 25% of the time in nuwarsthe amount of characters who survive getting stabbed through the torso and survive is comical
>>736568110When you play with the realistic damage glass cannon modifiers on that make lightsabers lethal and blasters very likely lethal, it's a piece of cake. Because surprise surprise, when you slice something with a lightsaber it gets cut in half and when you shoot something ten times with a gun it's fucking dead.
>>736573596You really should, I didn't give it a chance for years and just ignored it until I watched it a few months ago. It's legitimately the best Star Wars series ever made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKrm5txGCQ
>>736576264This is cringe and gay as fuck, lmao. Shit you'd expect homo trannie lefties share on twitter who think they're the "resistance" by posting fuck trump online or something.
>>736573596I think is just a symptom of bad Star Wars. You have to be rabid super-fan to tolerate a lot of the shit that Disney puts out for the IP. Some fans do mental gymnastics and apologetics to defend what they've invested so much of their fandom into. And so, when something emerges that is by objective filmmaking and storytelling standards just excellent as a TV show alone, without even factoring its external continuity with an existing story and lore, you might delude yourself into thinking that it doesn't even want to be Star Wars. Afterall, Star Wars is supposed to be shit. If this is good, so good that it doesn't need to be held up by a popular IP, then surely it must be just wearing it as a skinsuit reluctantly, right?
>>736564373>they hire a well known dyke to write the sequel tie in-book>she turns merrin into a lesbian who leaves and hates Cal>the sequel game spends half the game explaining why she comes backlolthis is why you never hire troons, dukes and fags, they will ruin everything out of spite
>>736564373I liked the first game and wanted to play the second but the EA DRM and everyone saying it runs like shit on PC discouraged me
>>736568829I never jerked off to Luke SkywalkerLeia though, oh yeah
>>736569039milenials were truly the biggest cancer on media in last century
>>736564827>Which part exactly is kino to you, OP?Blaster parries
>>736576696No, it's because the creator of Andor on record said he doesn't like Star Wars, and it shows in his program. It's fundamentally, objectively anti-Star Wars. It's not even that good of a TV-show. Have you never watched fucking Battlestar Galactica or Expanse? Andor wishes it was good sci-fi. It's just fart sniffing, meandering political statement vaguely wrapped in a Star Wars skin. Anyone who likes it is a certified midwit.
>>736564373>kinoIs this your first video game or something
>>736576613Man you sound like a terminally online mentally ill retard, I feel bad for you.
>>736568149I found the first frog early so I had almost no abilities to fight him, took me like 23 tries The challenges that were some really absurd stuff that I don't hear people talking about. Dark Side Cal, fighting 3 bosses at once, fighting a gauntlet of bosses...
>>736564373Eh, i thought it was better than the first one but not that much. Combat improved and the challenges were fun, but repetitive. The planets were a downgrade, i understand what they were trying with Koboh and Jedha, but by the end of the game i couldn't stand it anymore. I think for the third game they should try to find a middle ground between the level design of the first and the second games. Bringing back Cordova was stupid
>>736576934All accusations of midwittery are midwittery. Call someone a retard if they're stupid. Don't try to call out an average intelligence person for overestimating their level of intellect because it just makes you look exactly like the 115 IQ person who would be most likely to be engaging in that.
>>736576915only map in that game that ran great, fucking 100 fps to silky smooth 40 in the open world
>>736577137Dark Side Cal is so fucking stupid. I finished the game on the highest difficulty leaving a bunch of upgrades on the table, and he was still a fucker.
>>736564373ngl this game had worried at the end, I thought they were going to kill off Merrin.
>>736564457maricon
